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I don't basketball, whats the joke
>>318595170
I only play casually, but I think it's that the guy with the ball is dribbling like an actual retard and actually missed the ball at one point.
>>318595258
Still doesn't explain the file name...
That's really sad.
I don't understand the rules for basketball defense. Why make it illegal to take the ball while he's dribbling?
>>318595539
It isn't.
>>318595170
Maybe that he's trying to steal the ball?
That the guy won't let him have the ball?
Fuck man
>>318595384
i think it's supposed to be about trying to get your gameboy back, or maybe trying to keep it away from your sibling
poor kobrwho /knicks/ in here?
>>318595384
The ball handler has the gameboy and won't give it back and lastly throws it like a asshole big brother I presume.
damn kobe wtf.
bro kobe what are you doing, never seen so many hesitation moves just to put up an air ball
his career was over after the achilles
>>318595861
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Porzingod?
>>318596553
yes senpai
>>318596286
he could just pass the ball, too.
it hurts to watch
>>318594997
I don't get it.
I was watching this game, he got a hand on the ball just barely, made kobe's shot go wide. Whats your point with this gif?
>>318596884
>>318594997
This was a boring webbum. Please Reddit, tell your hivemind to develop humor.
>>318597130
Oops, didn't mean to quote. Oh well.
>>318596286
he's running down the clock dumbass
>>318597540
WHY
>>318597540
holy fuck no
>>318597540
KAWAII AS F---- OH MY GOD
>>318597540
w-why would you post this
>>318597552
>not passing to run out the clock
>opposing team not fouling to get the ball back
>>318594997
Damn, that player is halfway decent at ball-handling but sucks at shooting. Kobe will have him run off the team, oh wait...
>>318597540
All that blood. What the fuck dude
>>318597540
Dude, that's fucked up.
>>318596553
>>318597540
what is it? i'm too scared to click it
>>318597540
>See replies
>Watch
>Wonder what's so bad
>Get to last bit
That's pretty fucked up, mang.
>>318597540
am I missing something
>>318597540
That gore filled explosion at the end.
>>318598463
a heart, obviously
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pass me the ball
Fuck you, Smush
I'm gonna miss Kobr
LGTSS
>LAKERS
>>318598463
I dunno, do you think that shit is okay?
This isn't /b/, edgelord.
>>318598558
>Clever Dog
>>318598558
Remember when Thunder Crazy Ox betrayed Evil Clever Dog and revealed that he was actually a rhino the whole time? Beast King was the shit.
>>318597153
he looks like a worried young black kid
black kids get that exact same look
>>318598662
>Xenoblade
>Not Pikmin
>>318597552
running out the clock just so they can't get a possession, that doesn't mean go ISO and waste your own possession, dumbass.
>>318598030
no need to foul, it wasn't that important.
>>318598558
>evil clever dog
>>318598701
Looks like I need to move to the US and become a Nintendo fan then.
>>318598701
Sweet baby jesus sauce
>>318599486
It's in the webm title
>>318597153
Thats a seal dude.
>>318599460
MY LEG
>>318597540
>>318599648
>Thats a seal dude
>>318599460
Probably don't know what I'm talking about, but why didn't they just keep their shields up? It looks like the shields took the majority of the force there after it went off and they would have been fine.
>>318600215
And half of the pens don't have ink included, most only last for 2 hours, and others write in really weird fashions that aren't practical at alll
>>318599886
Whose Line makes for the best filenames
>>318600145
What did you expect from a nigger?
>>318594997
I think it's supposed to be the sibling taking control and then fucking up your game like how kobr fucked it up for his team there.
>>318600627
holy shit
>>318600404
you didn't post anything, it just says castle crachers
>>318600569
>Jinxed
>>318600215
I genuinely laughed at that. Not because of the file name, but because Mr. Bean is funny as fuck.
>>318600696
FOOTBALL
>>318600627
Jesus Christ.
>>318597540
>>318601085
ayylmao.jpg
>>318597540
Someone please explain what it is, I don't want to watch.
courtesy anon in prototype hardware thread
>>318595258
it's kobe fucking bryant dude
>>318601216
>MILF Commander
I hope he has a CLIT Commander too.
>>318597540
Come on man, that's not cool.
>>318601239
eevee uses double team.webm
>>318601339
but those aren't gta cops, they are real cops
>>318598558
>Thunder Crazy Ox
Thats a Rhino
>>318601339
Cops dindu nuffin! They was good boys in blue!
>>318601716
I started a goat, and it set the whole world laughing
Little did I know, the goat was on me
>>318595170
You fucking suck, or you never had a younger sibling/nephew/niece/cousin.
>>318600215
Rowan Atkinson being a fucking dick is what makes this great
>>318601968
>>318600929
>>318600395
Yeah, I saved this because of the image, I really should think of a better filename.
>>318601339
Did he just punch her arm in two?
>>318601339
>>318601339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1JOf3QHvf4
PUNISHMENT FITS A CRIME
>>318601989
I want to say that's a Peregrine falcon, but I'm no Ornithologist. They basically hit that shit at like 150kpm and break it's neck or give it heart attacks and shit.
>>318602190
he dindu nuffin
>>318601989
Holy fucking shit. Fucking falcons, man.
>>318597540
It's a dog eating a treat, don't worry there's no gore.
>>318597540
You don't expect it to happen, you think at 40 seconds it's safe, but nope, there you go, hammers CAN be made to drop that fast (or hit, whatever)
>>318595170
When you let your little brother borrow the gameboy and he dribbles it on the floor and tries to make it into the basket
>>318601683
I laughed
>>318602221
>you will never be an apex predator
>>318602598
We literally all are apex predators.
>>318601989
That thread on /a/ was amazing.
>>318601989
Did it lose its head?
>>318600215
why is this so funny
>>318601716
average speedrun.gif
>>318602632
I'd like to see you kill an alligator with your bare hands like that
>>318598701
>jap porn where the girl isn't squealing like some fucking pig being murdered
WHAT IS THE FUCKING SOURCE I NEED THIS IT'S SO RARE
Needs a name.
>>318602352
Probably broke it's neck, so there isn't much of a 'death'. Or made it's heart stop. One of the two. I forget. Assuming it is a Peregrine, those bastards are the fastest birds in the world. Faster than cheetahs and Black Marlins. Birds are way faster than anything on land and sea. Even doves.
Thou if you want to be a cunt, there are faster animals than even cheetah on land. Termites move faster. Jellyfish cells are faster. There was some stupid beetle that could move like 366 body lengths per second, which, if scaled up, would be the same as a human running 1300kph.
>>318601339
Thank god I dont live in America
>>318599460
thanks doc
>>318602221
what a fucking god
>>318601989
Falcon Kick.
>>318602982
More like Falcon Dive.
>>318602935
I know exactly what beetle you're talking about. It moves so fast it has to stop after each burst of movement so it's brain (or the insect equivalent) can catch up to where it is.
>>318602737
Falcon ran into it like at 65 MPH. It broke its neck.
>>318602884
>Idiot_father
>>318601989
>>318601683
I played with a guy the other day and his ign was tyroil smoochie wallace
![Randall_Fifth_Grade[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cft8V5w.jpg "Randall_Fifth_Grade[1].jpg")
>>318597540
MODS MODS MODS
>>318601216
I've met the top guy before. He does tours in D.C. Really cool guy, knows his shit.
>>318602803
You don't understand what apex pred means, do you? It's not about killing shit with your bare hands, it means killing shit, full stop. It isn't about endurance, strength, speed and abilities, but also intelligence, ingenuity and so on.
We're smart enough to put sharp bits on sticks to hurt creatures and keep out of the way. The reason humans survived and Neanderthals didn't was due to our effort to innovate. Neanderthals were bigger than us and had larger brains than thus (which doesn't equate smarts, some argue bigger brain is bad and there is an optimum size, which humans have) but they always hunted the same way. Clubs and their brute force, meaning they often got injured during hunts, since getting in close, smacking it is harder than not. While humans used javelins. Then, somebody (and if you believe some historians, a woman/women) invented the javelin THROWER, which not only increased the range of the javelin but also the accuracy and speed, meaning it killed a lot easier and safer than clubbing or spears.
So, yes, we are apex predators due to our intelligence. If an alien came down and started shooting us with super railguns protected by forcefields, they would be apex predators. You become one when you can beat anything on the planet, and we can.
>>318602884
>Big Boss decides which clone is superior
>>318598701
source?
>>318601339
I've got the major league can can thing in my head as I'm watching this
>>318601054
Nice.
>>318594997
god damn basketball looks stupid this actually made me angry
I hate sports
>>318602325
MY SIDES
>>318601652
Did you nkt watch the show growing up?
He was brainwashed by evil dog to think hes an ox, excavation bear had to break it by fighting blizzard owl
>>318601240
>>318598331
It's nothing, it's just some ugly ass dog that looks like that ugly girl from game of thrones maisie williams, glad it's spoiled for that very reason
>>318597540
good lord
>>318603280
>so desperate for arrest quotas you entrap a baboon with bikes
>need 8 guys to take him down
American cops are fucking pathetic. I feel sorry these are the people that will be "protecting" you when the race wars start.
>>318603586
It's animated, you dumbass.
>>318603197
Peregrine falcon move a lot faster. 180kpm, so 112mph. That's double your speed. It can also stop hearts doing that.
>>318603173
Paratarsotomus macropalpis
I also find it a bit annoying, sure it moves fast for it, but it's not the fastest if we go by actual speed. It has to be converted to a human equiv. Cheetahs are 13 lengths per sec, 65mph max. This thing does 322 lengths per sec. Insane.
But that's what we KNOW of, there could be way faster things out there.
>>318601989
Holy fuck I thought it got shot
>>318603738
fufufu
>>318602884
>>318597540
Let me guess, it gets crushed somehow.
Fuck that.
>>318602884
There are like 3 of them in there.
>>318602598
I SEE INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU BE WISHIN FOR
>>318603839
oo-aa-oo-ee-sunova-aa
>>318603679
>entrap
>he's fleeing the scene of a crime
Nooooot sure you know what entrapment means.
>>318601450
I think that's most Trackmania tracks.
>>318600395
I know, right? Bloodborne could be finished in 45 mins, Order 1866 was over in 2 hours and.... Er.... what other exclusives? Help me out bro.
>>318603679
Sorry you were born black anon, its pretty great being white.
Now someone post the webm of the 8 EU cops trying to take down an unarmed black man for comparison
>>318603962
>responding to shitposting
>>318603839
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING.gif
>>318599985
>That's a Sugar Glider dude
>>318604003
>EU cops
>>318604017
I cant begin to comprehend the physics behind this
>>318603931
looks like you forgot to spoiler you gay little attempt at /b/ humour m8 :^)
>>318599541
no its not.
>>318599052
fuck you
>>318602803
dont have to, thats what makes us apex predators. just sitting in my chair here i could have an alligator killed. thats the power of the human race
>>318594997
>>318601716
Counter-terrorists_win.gif
>>318602884
>Tekken family heritage
>>318604363
DSP.png
>>318598735
Is that my Fallout 4 screenshot?
>>318604435
every time
>>318601450
>>318603280
Does anyone have the picture that's from?
>>318600145
Police riot shields aren't going to do shit against a grenade. Real life isn't a video game.
>>318599460
is he alright?
>>318604437
>>318604003
>baboon
are you paying attention?
>>318597153
>>318604437
they called em ghostubsta to save dis bitch lmao
>>318597540
I know we're supposed to do this for the chocolate milk thing but why for this image?
>>318604437
Kek
>>318594997
kobr is so fucking bad. he needed to retire yesterday
>>318604281
yes it is
>>318603280
lmao, what's up with that fucking boyscout pedestrian joining in on the police brutality?
>>318604165
>>318604307
lol i still play almost any game on steam on my 2009 mac and it all runs well because most of the best games out aren't made to be only played by people with 2000$ beefy pc's
this webm relates more to pc's anyway
>>318601450
>Mount Wario 200cc
>>318602884
kids are probably fine
>>318601989
>>318604896
Of course, the only games you can play on mac are 2009 games
>>318603390
>three paragraph post on /v/ explaining how smart humans are
im getting mixed messages here m8
>>318597153
Imagine you're a human chilling on your private island and some motherfucker on a boat sneaks up on you from behind. You'd react the same.
>>318604883
Plain clothes officer. Probably the sheriff. Notice the gun holster.
>>318604281
Step 1. Save
Step 2. Open with something like MemeCL
Step 3. Look at filename
Step 4. ????
Step 5. PROFIT!
>>318599486
>>318602817
>>318603458
Google MIST-030, Jesus Christ you guys suck at this.
>>318604998
part 1 of my current library
>>318604281
>>318604830
Get 4chanx
>>318602884
>implying he didn't want that to happen
either he did or he's got some retard reflexes
>>318601239
is that a fennec fox? yeah, even the most agile cat couldn't touch that thing
>>318603390
>we can
you can beat anything but cant beat that insecurity of yours
>>318605131
Newfags see "lurking moar" as a meme. Of course they're never going to learn to find their own sauce.
>>318605026
It's OK if you don't understand it mate, might be why you're getting "mixed messages". It's OK. Don't worry anon-kun, you're great the way you are! :3
>>318603320
Nothing beats Hingle McCringleberry.
>>318604998
part 2
>>318605147
>>318597540
MODS MODS MODS
>>318602598
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COMFORT ME THEY UNDERSTAND
>>318605147
I know for a fact ARK doesn't run on your computer well.
>>318602598
Every time I hear "apex predator" I just think of the emo edgelord from that movie about kids that get telekinetic powers with the really forgettable title.
>>318601683
It's not the same without the audio
>>318603712
Go force your cringe memes on reddit
>>318605272
this is pretty much half of all boss fights before 2007 games
>>318605367
yeah it doesn't cause early access bullshit. oh well, 2009 mac playing 2015 early access games is still decent.
>>318597540
>>318597540
>There's nothing actually going on in the webm
>People reacting to the webm are just doing so in the hopes of EPIC TROLLING some newfags
>People still fall for it regardless of how obvious they make it
>>318605185
>all this projecting
not even that faggot, but you're a huge faggot.
>inb4 b-b-ut ur projecting too now xDD
>318605219
Laziness, but it's better than people shitting up the thread with "SOURCE???" cause they've never had to lift a finger in their upper white middle class catered lives.
>>318605263
>can't play 85%
>the ones you can play, are shitty strategy games for nerds
lol
