What (/v/-related) humanoid would you want to become to?
Doomguy desu
>>318440990
Master chef
you posted him
i want nothing more than to rip and tear demons
>>318440990
Geralt.
A cute bimbo princess moaning in dicklust.
Half Esper or magitek knight pls.
>>318440990
Kefka
Umaru
a sex kitten
>>318443737
>popular in school
>two cute BFFs
>cute rival
>a caring big brother who takes care of your every need
She truly has the life.
>>318444258
>there will never be a season 2 set after high school where her life is miserable and all she does is think about how her life used to be. She is a depressed loveless office lady who gets bullied and her brother is married with kids far away across japan who she never sees.
Sam Serious Stone
>>318444806
You do know they're both the children of a super wealthy family that owns a large business conglomerate, right? It's why their parents are never there and why both her and her brother can just afford whatever the fuck they want. The brother just prefers to live by his own means.
So no. She can just live her entire life not giving a shit. Mummy and daddy die, brother takes over the business (he actually works for his parents if pay attention), Umaru continues to swim in family money as a shut in for the rest of her life. Worst case scenario she gets a job where she's viewed as the perfect model employee with talent, intelligence, and grace. Then she goes home and turns into lazy slob. She already does this with school. She pulls straight As, is super popular, is really intelligent, but then goes home and is a slob.
A Toad
No contest
>>318445817
She is really living the dream.
I just want a super depressing second season where umaru suffers!!!