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Have you ever pretended to be a girl in an online videogame to receive free stuff?
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All the time. Being a grill is easymode. Betas will be all over you.
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I don't have to pretend
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>>318427113
I actually haven't, even though I know that a friend of mine has gone as far as ERP as a pretend-girl for money...
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>>318427113
what even is this
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>>318427570
T O K I O
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No because I'm not a pathetic beta NEET
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>>318427769
Findom. There's a british documentary about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=99&v=HgC9Z3uzPgY
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>>318427769
Beta from /vg/ is tricked into giving over $2,000 to a manipulative tranny
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>>318427113
teach me how
i want to do this shit since forever
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>>318428010
Why are there so many retards like this out there that fall for this crap anyway?
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>>318427113
Surely this isn't real.
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>>318427113
sounds like you suck as much dick as ur slag mum m8
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>>318427113
no but i really want to
i'm a lazy fuck though
how do you find a beta to give you free games?
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Wait isn't Solace Vjera from /vg/?
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>>318427113
I used to play a lot of Conquer Online. I had a few different characters, but I was on my female archer one time and this guy started talking to me. After five minutes, he gave me a moon box and days later some dragonballs and meteors. I have always used female characters since then, but I don't lie about my gender anymore if they ask, though I used to.
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>>318427570
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This isn't even funny in a trolly way.

It's just depressing and sad actually.

Feel bad for that dude. There are limits to being dickheads to some autistic kids who obviously don't know any better, especially over $2000. This isn't even funny in an edgy Neo-/v/ way either.

Pathetic.
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>>318428568
That's her.

The Spider Queen herself.
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>those steam friends who means well but are horrendously clingy
I don't have the heart to abuse their vulnerability.
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>>318427612
>for money
what a whore. i do it for fun
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>>318428816
I hate the clingy ones
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got a few HRs in diablo 2 back in the day pretending to be a girl. worth tbqh
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>>318428921
what the fuck man
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>>318427113
Most of my steam names have been "feminine" so I have to keep telling people who try to gift me shit I'm not a girl.
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>>318428816
>tfw i'll never have clingy friends
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>>318429237
>Most of my steam names have been "feminine"

How progressive
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>>318428184
People are stupid when it comes to money.
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>>318429274
You don't want them, they can be annoying as all hell.
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>>318428921
Shit like this is part of the reason I never add people.
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>>318429331
NO. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
It's that I don't really like tough names because I overused them a lot a while back.
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>>318428791
But it's a guy with a mutilated dick, faggot.
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>>318428192
>suddenly, Hosei is given a link in the chat
>it is a picture of Tanaka and Endou sitting in front of a computer chatting with Hosei's account, RakugoSamurai68
>the girl Hosei has been talking to turns out to be none other than Cocorico
>Hosei has spent more than ¥500000 on various video games for Cocorico's fake account, xXMiku-chanXx
>shame washes over Hosei as Matsumoto laughs in his face
>Matsumoto reveals it was all planned by the Super Sadist Hamada
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>>318429506
You succubus fuckboi, you're out to steal some semen with your boipussy
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>>318428921
>tfw you were a clingy friend
I deserve nothing less than death
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>Play some HL2 mod about 5-6 years ago.
>Visit a community server regularly.
>Another regular asks me my gender out of the blue.
>For some reason, I tell him I'm a grill.
>People just go with it.
>Never speak because of m-muh social anxiety.
>Suddenly I'm a mod on the server and their forums.
>Some furry faggot starts hitting on me.
>Go with it, for shits and giggles.
>Be flirty with him.
>This goes on for about a year or two.
>Add games and shit to my wishlist that I plan to buy on Steam sales.
>Stop playing the HL2 mod.
>Haven't spoken to anyone from the community.
>Suddenly the furfag buys all games on my wishlist for me.
>Start removing all of the people I knew in the community.
>Remove the furry.
>About 3 weeks later, he adds me back and asks me why I removed him.
>"Uh, I think Steam bugged out and removed some of my friends."
>He believes me.
>Never answer him when he says hello to me on Steam
>He still buys me games on my wishlist.

I think he's bought at least $700 worth of games for me.
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>>318429506

whatever gayboi
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>>318427570
This. But I don't accept free shit from people I don't know well enough.
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>>318429039
To be fair sometimes there's no gentle way to deal with clingy steam friends.
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>>318429837
P-Plz no bully
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>>318429767
woof :3
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>>318429581
You don't even have to make something up, Remember how the staff sets up girls for Endou? Every year he gets blown the fuck out.
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>pirating indie games
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>>318430168
>every year
I've only seen it once, where they went back in time and he got roasted hard. What was it he wrote in the texts? That little thing at the end he wrote.
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>>318430132
Don't worry my names are also feminine because I identify as a girl
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>>318430345
That trial was absolutely savage.
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>he wasnt around for the first week when /soc/ was made
The shit people would buy to you over on amazon or money they would send on PP just cause they saw the average qt3.16 photo from /b/ attached to your post was astounding.
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>>318430345
Pwease~!
>>318430402
I think you triggered a few people
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>>318430132
I don't think you'd keep replying if you didn't like it you slut.
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>>318430712
>Pwease~!
Oh yeah, fuck, god dammit Endou.
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How does this shit even happen? I mean, I've bought $1-$3 codes and dropped them on /v/ before but not because I was begged or anything, I just felt generous.
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>>318431058
desperate men with too much money

its a theme since the stone age when burly cavemen want to impress on the qt cavegirl by getting her a food and shit from rockstop to show his affection in hopes of future conversations

only, thanks to the internet you can also be a cavegirl
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>>318431058
Some people just make themselves vulnerable to exploitation.
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>mfw it's so easy to exploit lonely guys
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To those who don't get it, it's a fetish.

He gets off on giving people money. It's called financial domination.

Look it up, it's an actual thing.
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Don't have to pretend, i've just always played with guys who didn't care.

French autist bought me sc2 thinking i'd play with him but that was it

don't know where you meet all these sad lonely virgins, should i just make a wishlist on steam or what?
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>>318431841
If you're not selective about who you add it's inevitable that you'll come across someone who you'll notice always messages you when you come online, and that's when you've found your mark.
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>girl on a forum that I used to go to
>very chummy and "man's man" with everyone
>teased and flirted with everyone
>owned a high end pc, posted benchmarks all the time
>she somehow didn't own a mic
>people bought her shit all the time on steam

I think someone ended up doxxing him and people filed disputes against him. They were eventually banned.
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>tfw no fat hairy neckbear neet to pamper
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>>318429882
Anything you want gifted on steam?
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>>318430730
HEHEHEHE
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>>318428921
Is that Tokai?
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>tfw people offers you shit just because they appreciate you
Stay mad fuckers
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>>318432937
hmmmm
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>>318432937
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>>318432937
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>318433157
Fucking this. I got like 3-4 really good friends that that either gift me moeny completely or at least let me borrow it. One going that far that he even forgets some shit i borrow after a long time
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>>318432937
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>>318432921
not her, but different girl. Wanna buy me stuff and spoil me you pathetic little man?
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I've gotten about $100 in cash and 200$ in games and gifts doing so.
It's becoming harder and harder to do though, it was much easier 5-10 years ago.
Also I sorta feel bad about it, I'm not as pushy as OP's image or most "girls" are, so I miss a lot of chances.
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>tfw always refuse games
It's difficult to accept gifts unless they're birthday presents or Christmas presents because I know I will be able to gift you in return.
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>talk on mic
>get friend requests
>people instantly unadd me when I tell them I'm a guy

keeps happening
which deity did I piss off before puberty
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>>318427113
The fact that some beta are willing to give free stuff to someone because it's a girl is beyond me.
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>>318428921
tfw never had a clingy steam friend

i'm probably too boring for one anyway
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>>318430402

Do you identify as living in London?
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>>318433869
of course
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>>318433869
I hope that's not you, Anon.
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>Needing a clingy friend or loser NEET
>Not just having a artistic sister who buys you figures and makes nice art stuff for you including porn
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>>318433869

Hey that looks like me, just fatter, smaller dick and not blonde.

Also armpit hair.
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>>318432921
Your shrimp-dick in a meat grinder
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>>318434272
you misspelled autistic
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>>318432573

Is something about that against the TOS?
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>>318427570
Z I M B A B W E
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>>318434630
Come now anon, no need to be jealous.
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>>318434272
Those are pretty neato, kiddo.
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>>318434272
Anything else anon?
She got an online shop?
These are nice
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>steam friend wants you to be their boyfriend even after you tell them you're a boy
W-why do you guys lust after boypussy so much?
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>>318434451
This post is stupid. Most of these posts are stupid.
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>>318434694
Right?
>>318434773
>Anything else
Well picture related, if you meant gifts in general.
But if you mean art: http://imgur.com/hneTyLq

She doesn't have a shop or anything, she should start one though
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>>318429274
>tfw ill never have friends
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>>318434982
This post is stupid. I am obviously samefagging. What the fuck.
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>>318427113
>tfw a guy and only ever gifted to other guys because I'm a bro and they're bros.
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>>318434774
Because faggots like 70% on /v/ can't get a girlfriends or something other than a animu waifu so they go after gay fagogts like they are themselve
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>>318434774
cummies hehe
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>>318429767
Surely it won't escalate.
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>>318435108
>will never have to worry about anyone but yourself
living the dream man
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>>318427113
Even if I could.... As a man I don't think I have it in me to kek another man so hard.
Plenty of my friends buy me games simply because I'm poor and they wanna play with me but I never ask for anything.
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>>318427570
S A L T L A K E C I T Y
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>>318435053
Tell her to start a shop.
Come on motherfucker.
I'll suck your dick
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>>318435053
>funko shit
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>>318427570
plz be in lorraine
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>tfw I get gifts from someone who is I assume pretending to be a girl while I'm just being myself
Nigger just keeps gifting me whatever I put in my wish list. It's gotten to the point that I just don't put anything on it anymore because I feel guilty.

I don't even know what I've done to deserve this or what I'm supposed to do in return.
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>>318427570
LONDON
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>>318427113
yeah. for about... a year? it was a pretty "meh" experience
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>>318434093
M-maybe.
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>>318435502
Have somewhere I can contact you? If you're interested in getting your own maybe she'll do it for a price.
>>318435521
It's Starfire, so it's okay
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>>318435608
stop acting like a bitch and get those free games
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No just no
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>>318435770
>Meme Titans
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>>318428921
You ERP with them don't you?
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I haven't beaten 90% of my library and haven't played about half of it, so why would I need more games?
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>>318435608
>a girl or someone who is pretending to be one is randomly giving a guy games
what
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>>318435770
can i get her number instead so i can stuff her with 8 inches of meat >:^)
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Nope, rarely had people assume I was one "because of the way you type"
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Nah. Mixed feelings about it.
On one hand you have to be kind of fag to spend time pretending to be a grill, trying to con people out of a game or two because you're a cheapskate. But then again, losers who are stupid enough to fall for it or are willing to give games to "girls" they don't know deserve to be robbed so I dunno.
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Yes.

In the Ragnarok Online. I even get married and adopted a kid.

One of the greatest times were with the RO community.
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>>318429237
>>318430402
I have a "feminine" name because the random name generator for an account gave it to me when I couldn't think of one. New people mistake me for a girl but I never pretend to be one. I get asked a lot:
>but why don't you change it and use a new name in new games?
Why? People know me by that name. Just like my real name, I don't care enough to change it. It doesn't cause any real problems. Someone might refer to me as "she". ll I have to say is "he*" and the problem is solved.
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>>318432937
MODS TAKE ME AWAY
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>>318429274
As I'm insanely clingy myself, I went out of my way to befriend other clingy people. It doesn't work out. The positives slowly fade away and the negatives start to multiply.
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>>318435770
http://steamcommunity.com/id/itallendsin
This is probably the best place to talk to me since I'm always on.
I'll be getting money around Christmas so, that might be a better time to talk
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What does it take to pretend to be a woman?
I've always considered it, but never thought I'd be able to properly act like one.
I'm not gonna have to ERP am I? Even a guy like me has some dignity.
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>>318428192
Nigga, you'd never believe how easy it actually is.
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>>318434272
I give it an 80% chance that she just stole those from some other girl on the internet.
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>add people on steam and never talk to them anyway

I wouldnt want it any other way.
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>some guy from synchtube wanted Super Meat Boy
>buy him a game
>months later ask for a game that I want
>get a game
It just works.
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>>318427113
No, I'd rather be a poorfag with some semblance of dignity.
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>>318427113
I have, but not for stuff.
I might just have a fetish for it.
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I get free stuff without pretending to be a girl.
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I have received about $500 worth of free shit thanks to beta retards
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>>318427113
I usually talk to a steam friend when I'm bored. Am I clingy?
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>>318427113
I do it because it's funny when a bunch of people rush to your aid whenever something happens.

I remember back in WoW whenever somebody would go against my opinion the guild leader from the autistic guild I was stuck in would kick them. Looking back on it, though, it was fucking creepy. Pretty sure he was trying to stalk all the girls he knew.
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>>318427113
Been doing it for many years now. It is amazing how much easier girls it have in any game that has a social aspect to it. Especially in MMOs things get pretty funny at times.

My voice changer makes me sound like a posh teenage girl. Everything you have tp do to be really popular and get tons of stuff is just being a bro. Shit talk a little, be a little flirty and just have fun playing the game.

I have well over 150 games on steam and bought like.. 2 of them. My WoW characters get about 50k Gold per week in my postbox from various guys and in League I get gifted 3-5 skins per week.

I usually don't care for the guys who do that, their own falut, but there is this one divorced guy in his eary 40s, his wife fucked him over, took his kids and almost half of his money. And still he insists on buying me shit because according to him I am the only female in his life who treats him like a human being.
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i've gotten a lot of free stuff from /v/ and /b/ bothand not once have i pretended to be a girl for any of it.
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>>318436785
>And still he insists on buying me shit because according to him I am the only female in his life who treats him like a human being.
And that didn't tip him off that you were a dude pretending?
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>>318427113
This one time I got fish fillets 2 in a humble bundle, I would've given it to a girl but I gave it to a guy because he was online. Am I a beta?
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No but I used to trick people on chatroulette with a webcam girl video showing her boobs and flashing my hard dick when they started masturbating.
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>>318435781
I mean, if it really is a girl, I don't want to be a bitch and accept shit from a girl I'm not dating, and if it's just a fag, I feel dirty accepting the gifts from a dude who probably wants my dick.

But I also feel bad not accepting shit, so maybe I just am a bitch.
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>>318436251
>frog posting
back to /b/ you go
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>>318436785
>tfw you sing Baritone with some local dudes now and then but are still able sound 100% feminine on the internet

Free shit is great. I played WoW since launch and only paid for BC and the first year of it.

The best part is I got free shit from chicks too cause I came from "an abusive household into an abusive relationship" and they ate that shit up.
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>>318436785
I'd like to see that guy's reaction to finding out that the only female that doesn't treat him like shit isn't a female.
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>mfw i put my grilfriend on twitch
>mfw shes on camera "playing" games
>mfw she flirts and betas subscribe and donate to her
>mfw im playing the game off camera
>mfw we get all this money just for her being a grill
fucking betas are so fucking sad
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>Boy kept pretending he was a girl for the longest time.
>I saw through it and kept hitting on him.
>He eventually told me he was a guy after a few years.
>Implying I'd let him go so easily.
>Dating his gayboy ass for three years.
>Now I'm the one who takes it.
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>>318428001
damn, those ladies are fine af. would give them money, anytime
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>>318437019
You can actually make some decent money with this if you have some neatly arranged loops for verification purposes.

I freeload a lot on CB and I recognize fakes instantly. There are TONS of them and people will keep tipping their precious tokens for phantoms.

>>318437234
Fuck off, kid.
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>>318434409
You sound like a big handsome guy
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>>318428001
Goddamn, I know people get lonely and shit, but giving gifts for that much fucking money to some vapid whores who won't appreciate it and most certainly won't fuck you. Get it together for fuck's sake.
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>>318434272
Oh, hey. Are you the same person who posts Sherry lewds in RE threads?
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>about 3 yrs ago
>prof picture is of emma stone bcuz i want to fuck frogs
>playing tf2
>see some kid with a high value hat that probs doesnt know what its worth
>scam it from him
>dont delete him immediately, dont really care
>he starts talking to me
>seems to think that emma stone is a pic of me
>check his prof, hes from the netherlands
>i guess he doesnt know who she is?
>roll with it
>i dont really remember how it went, but ill try
>he asked me to play portal 2 with him
>i dont have it
>instantly receive gift
>already talking like im his girl
>realise its a goldmine
>start talking about all sorts of games I want
>buys me sleeping dogs at full price
>over the course of a month i barely play with him but we talk
>steam sale comes on
>he buys me a few of the games I wanted
>buys me some more games
>and some more
>and the entire star wars collection
>at this point I have like $500 worth of stuff from him
>he starts becoming more reluctant to buy me things because i hardly play with him
>slowly drift apart
>still on my friends list
>havent talked in probably 2 years
>he's on every once in a while, but only for a few hours every month or so
>his parents probably grounded him for spending so much money

pic related, its my prof pic from way back then
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holy shit
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>>318437951
Yep.
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>>318437420
BEST DOUJIN
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>>318438451
I haven't seen you for a few months.

Made any progress with your sister?
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More than once.

Is it because I like it? I don't know. I sort of sit on the fence on whether I like being me or fucking people over more.
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>>318437809

For you~
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>pretend to be a girl in mmo
>get too into it without trying too hard either
>behave like a girl without meaning to
>always pretended to be a haughty high class girl for fun
>develop a severe princess complex as a result of my acting, to the point where i passively do it with my real life friends
>people in mmo think im a rich girl now so i dont get free shit, and instead try to get shit from me


i went too far
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>>318438716
>few months
Has it really been that long since that one thread?
We saw eachother for Thanksgiving but we just chatted and subtly cuddled.
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>>318432937
STOP
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>>318427113
why not just pirate it instead of being a fucking faggot?

why is /v/ becoming more progressively gay? has /v/ finally become so contrarian that it's even being contrarian with sexuality?
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>>318438819
Impressive. I bet it's even more interesting to see you in action.
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>>318438950
I honestly can't remember. It seems like it happened quite a while ago to me.

At least you're going somewhere. I hope you keep making progress and update us every now and then. Good luck, anon.
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>>318427113
I stole like $800 in TF2 items, steam's new countermeasures made it a little too hard for me though
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>>318438796
I wish
I wish I had a big guy to be handsome for me
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>>318432937
That's kind of hot
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Nope, lying makes me feel bad. Not being a moralfag or anything, it's just how I am.
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>>318439279

Well if you lived in England you'd have your chance.
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>>318438819
I know that feel well, except for the rich part.
It was a scary moment when I realized it was leaking over into my real life.
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No, but I had a friend who was in love with me and bought me games and shit.

I'm not even gay
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>>318428568
thats not the same vjera that used to hang out on the wow general?
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>don't be a faggot
>don't pretend to be a girl
>still get games for free from friends

It's really easy, it's called being charismatic
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>>318439665
Shame
theres always other means though
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>>318427113
I'm so glad I'm not pathetic enough to fall for this type of shit.
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Not even for free games. The attention is nice.
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>>318435108
Potion seller, enough of these games
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>Girlfriend used to pretend to be male online to avoid any attention.
>Also meant she missed out on things like group chat and had to lie about herself.
>Want her to play some games with my friends online which could lead to meeting new people.
>Says she's sick of lying and pretending so she'd probably be openly female, afraid she'll get attention though.

How would this go down nowadays? I haven't played games online with people other than my friends since like 2010.
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>>318440319
Pinch yourself to wake yourself up
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>tfw my gf buys me games without me asking
It's good being an alpha
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>pretend to be a girl
>play decently
>not being a bitch about it

>everybody loves you

Most women fail at point 2 or 3. But as >>318440125 said, free shit is great but the attention you get is probably the best.
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>>318440319
Online games will always be shit.
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>>318440319
>online "dating"
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>>318440319

If she speaks a single word online there will be a mob of rapists at your door in minutes.

Seriously though, nobody gives a fuck what's between your legs, as long as you dont make it a big deal. If she brings attention to her gender, she deserves all the flak she gets
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>>318440319
The same as in 2010. They'll probably act nice to her, give her lots of attention and shit. If you're a kek, then let her do it.
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>>318440125
I envy your mindset. I can't do that without feeling even worse. Not only do I get nothing, they still get too emotionally invested in trying to fuck my non-existant vagina to want to deal with it.
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>Add a faggot pantyboy/crossdresser from /v/ on Steam
>Bully him fairly often for no real reason
>Make him take tons of lewd pictures for me
>He spends $300 on my because I bullied him into doing it
>Delete him after I get bored
That's my only experience with this kind of thing.
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>>318440498
>Not grooming your best friend's little sister who has good taste in vidya but shit social skills.
>Not watching her looks blossom.
>Not hearing her talk perfectly to you but then stutter when she leaves the house.
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>>318440569
You little attention whore, I bet you want get fucked in the ass by a huge cock.
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>tfw you never got a game gifted to you
>tfw you have 100 friends but only talk to like 7
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>>318428184
>Why are there so many retards like this out there that fall for this crap anyway?

They are raised by single mothers.
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>>318440569
>mfw i act like a haughty bitch and people still flock to me
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>>318440819
~60 friends here and I only talk to 3 of them.

>mfw I used to have 100+ friends and actually know who they are and talk to at least half of them
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>>318439218
Thanks anon, I want to balance it so it doesn't become too painful of attention whoring, but I'll definitely find ways to sneak in any major events
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>>318440581
Nope, she lives 20 minutes from me and we're moving in soon.

>>318440589
It'll probably only go as far as "Hi, I'm [real name]" and not using a voice modifier when she speaks. She really doesn't like attention.

>>318440628
I can't exactly control what she does, I was just wondering if anything's changed in the mature and totally not shit world of online gaming.
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I don't have enough personality left in me to pretend to be anyone, much less myself.
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>>318436212
seconding this
some tips would be good
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>>318440952
>haughty
hot and naughty?
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>>318440643
I haven't even done it in a while, and I kind of miss it.

Would be kind of nice to do again, but I barely even play multiplayer games anymore so it's hard to meet new people.

For some fucking reason I get constantly mistaken for a girl whenever I do play games though. Even when i'm doing nothing but playing the game.
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>>318437370
>whoring your gf
No anon, YOU are the beta
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>>318427113

>name character after female character that is relatively important in game lore
>profile says I'm a guy
>people still give me free shit
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>>318441238
It's a word, anon. Means stuck up. Read through some classical literature sometime.
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>>318441238
that's not what it means anon
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>ever buying anything for a female that's not sucking and fucking you on a daily basis

ABSOLUTE BETA.
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Sometimes I act like a decent person and get free games while acting like I'm upset about getting free shit. I don't even have to bring up anything gender-related.
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>>318438576
>>318437420
SAUCE
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>>318441416
So you're a streamer?
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>>318441103
How much does your Sherry folder weight? Also get a trip please so I can filter you
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>>318433869
please
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>>318441256
I tend to be too unstable for that, anyways. I'd come off like some sort of hooker who does meth or something.

Online games are still fun...

For a bit.
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>>318441205
This makes it easy for me. I have no personality myself so faking a different persona is easily.
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>>318441103
You aren't attention whoring, m8. You're lucky that you have a cool sister like that and you're just sharing your experiences.

And it's not like these kind of conversations make the thread go off-topic, since most threads on /v/ go off-topic anyways. Besides people love these kinds of stories (at least on 4chins).
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>>318429837
why does that webm make me angry...?
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>>318441570
Only online game I play these days is Warframe, and it's full of underage and foreigners.

What games do you faggots play where you even meet these kinds of people who fall for this shit?
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>>318441503
No I'm too lazy to stream.
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>>318437420
gimme sauce pls
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>>318441369
>not having a female that sucks u and fucks AND still buys you games
You are even more beta,
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>>318441834
TERA, Second Life, and FFXIV are perfect for baiting people.
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>>318441547
>Get a trip
Never
>>318441648
Glad to hear it, yeah that was my thoughts exactly, threads like these are already off-topic messes so it's the perfect chance to talk about it a bit.
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>be good at video game
>get attention

gee wizz guys that was hard
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Yep. I play eve as a girl. Like, fully dedicated female persona. Even got a girl voice with a voice coach friend.

I've probably grossed 2-3 bil in ISK just from people sperging out and giving me shit.
I also believe I am slowly becoming trap. I bought a skirt last night....
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>friends are bros
>occasionally gift games to me
>play games with them, occasionally gift them games on a far less regular basis
>still feel guilty about them wasting money on me
How do I atone for my sins?
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>>318441993
If posted my email would you send me a pic of your sister? Nothing lewd or anything just curious how she looks, I'm not the one to judge either.
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>>318427113
this sad man deserves EVERYTHING he gets and this is just a glimpse into human depravity
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>>318441982
>mmos

Yeah, that's what I figured. Shame the questing is so fucking boring in TERA. I might resub to FFXIV. I've been considering it anyway.
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>tfw play a girl character in RO
>my SEA server will need the Citizenship ID to register the account
>didnt have one back then
>use my mom's
>pick female since everything is in my mom names
>there were actually people who are giving stuff away to a girl character

Is it because the internet was still new and people didnt expect everyone to lie on internet yet?
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>>318439670
The worst part is actually starting to crave the attention it gets, thus making it aggravate
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>tfw all the sissy degenerates get attention
>just want an /a/-tier neet
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>>318442204
Sorry anon, no offense but no way.
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>>318441993
Since we're still kinda talking. Any plans with your sister for Christmas/New Years?
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>>318436212
>I'm not gonna have to ERP am I? Even a guy like me has some dignity.
Not necessarily. Just make sure they know what's up and you aren't a "whore"
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I got a few freebies from when I streamed for a year, but I appreciate it.

Most of the time I forget how nice it can be to go back to being part of a circlejerk community where you actually get to know people somewhat. I mean I haven't involved myself with an online clique for ages.
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>>318442379
Wanta be friends, anon?
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>>318442614
maybe
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>>318437370
>>318441297
This. Hopefully she wises up and gets with an alpha male.
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>tfw just want to be a cute boy on the internet instead of a girl
>tfw most gay people are fuckin' mental
>tfw at least I know I'm a crazy bastard
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>>318442452
We're going to meet up and she's sleeping at my parents from Christmas Eve till after new years, so we'll be spending a lot of time together. But we haven't outright "planned" anything.
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>be girl
>never received free stuff ever

I did get blocked on a pugs teamspeak because I "might cause drama" and questioned by my guild why I wouldn't respec healing because I had the "attributes for it".
Life's great in the easy mode
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>>318442792
I'LL GIVE YOU MY FREE CUM
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>>318442685
Post an e-mail or steam or something then, friendo.
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>>318442792
>girl
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>>318442754
alright i'm reading all the spoilers but i really don't know what's happening
are you trying to hump your sister?
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>>318441256
I wanna add you.
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>>318442792
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>>318442792
pls be in london
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>>318443016
Go for it.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ieyas/
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Yesterday i was playing video games on the couch with pizza on my belly cause I haven't worked for like 10 days and i'm like: "Yo it'd be cool to be a NEET sometimes" because women are just boring and work will kill you

I have 2 black friends on the food stamp and they're all playing the PS2 with me weekly.
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Is this becoming a steam friends thread?
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>>318431794
it's actually a "fetish" that was made up by money hungry dommes.
> yeah bb that's hot, give me your money mmm
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>>318442792
N O D N O L
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>>318442792
Don't be mad about it. Be thankful you get to work for what you get like everybody else.

It builds character.
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>>318434272
show us her porn
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>>318433595
>>318433494
>>318433318
>>318433205
WHAT DID I MISS
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>>318443036
>>318443057
pls stop this meme
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>>318442754
Well, I hope something good happens. It's long overdue with how intimate you are witch each other.

>>318442973
There might be that one RE thread archived where he talked about him and his sister, but I don't remember if it wasn't deleted and don't even remember the date or what it was called.
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People with a money dom fetish seem like a gift to the universe.
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>>318439327
are you gay anon?
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>>318443314
Black dick
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>>318442890
sure
[email protected]
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>>318443314
That webm of a mutilated penis that's been making the rounds.
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