ITT: Post the worst premise for a video game you can come up with
Bonus points if you detail a season pass that is stretching the limits of what is acceptable.
Simulation of real life. The DLC will constantly add in features that should have been in the original, such as getting a degree, six new continents to explore, companions and a player owned house.
Digging through shit in a gay kids house.
>>318359892
Gender fluid other kin argue with each other about marxism. You advance the game by selecting from multiple choices given to you the correct thing to say to counter a point the person you are arguing with just made. If you pick the wrong one, a message pops up that says "wrong" and you can select again, with the ability to still select the thing you just attempted. The game ends when you've made it through 20 or 30 selections on minutiae of Marxist theology. This is no ending besides the other person leaving and then fade to black.
>>318360115
thats pretty good
>>318359795
So, the Sims 3?
A game where you're a liberal false-flagger trying to make conservatives look bad by blowing up a Planned Parenthood clinic. In case you don't give a shit about politics, you also have to escort a fetus out of the clinic in a timed stealth mission.
>>318360319
NOPE
>>318360426It's just a flower m8
>>318359185
I got this.
Halo 6 but no master chief. All covenant. Multiplayer is all grunts. Grunts die to a single shot and die to any fall damage.Campaign is exclusive DLC you get when you buy the season pass
>>318359185
what kind of expression is she trying to convey?
Cinematic experience game for phones
a simulation game where you play as a goat
>>318359185
MC is a woman.
>>318360426
That fred face legit scared me.
>Worst premise for a video game
How about something that randomly switches genres part way through, and the season pass unlocks some third campaign that's nothing but random ideas that barely got in from the design process.
NEET Sim
Your character has crippling social anxiety, as well as high functioning autism so you have an income without leaving the house but are also capable of living alone.
You have to feed yourself, cooking happens in real time
You have to sleep, also in real time
You have a computer with some basic programs (word processor, Paint clone) and a functional Internet browser
You have contacts on your phone but are always too afraid of bothering them to communicate
You can play a few mini-games on your console at first but you have to buy more either with in-game currency or a micro-transaction, since you'll have to wait in real time for your government checks to come in.
When you get a new game, you have to wait for it to arrive in the mail in real time
There are random events that can happen such as severe weather knocking the power out, unexpected calls from wrong numbers, and the pizza you ordered being delivered by a really cute girl but you haven't showered in three days.
Pre-order bonuses include a dakimakura of the player character's waifu, a redeemable code for the exclusive "birthday check from dad" item worth $100 in-game dollars, and a set of clothing which increases your character's clothing to about 5 days' worth (not that you change every day).
Would you play it /v/?
>>318362907
I'd have to be the character to play the game, no thanks.
