>Achievement unlocked
>"Thanks for buying my game!"
>>318342278
wait a minute that dwarf....
Did she not go topless.
Shit tier tits confirmed.
>>318342278
where's that gif of her sucking a dick
>Achievement unlocked
>"Earn an achievement"
>softcore "porn"
>>318342537
Playboy usually does non-nude Gravure stuff
No idea why some ugly dwarf decided to do it, isn't she married?
What the fuck are her kids gonna think?
>>318342659
Didn't playboy say they were dropping nudity all together at this point?
>>318342278
>there are people on /v/ who find this thing attractive
>>318342787
Just in the magazines, not their internet productions
Looks like she lost weight
>achievement unlocked: started the game
>achievement unlocked: beat level 1
>achievement unlocked: beat level 2
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![Dodger of PressHeartToContinue Eats Pizza in a Pizza Bikini - Playboy (1080p).mp4_snapshot_00.57_[2015.11.29_22.25.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VnyGw2D.jpg "Dodger of PressHeartToContinue Eats Pizza in a Pizza Bikini - Playboy (1080p).mp4_snapshot_00.57_[2015.11.29_22.25.24].jpg")
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>>318342971
>Achievement unlocked: kill X amount of Y
>every other achievement is some other variation of the first
Back in my day Achievements meant something.
>>318342278
>Achievement unlocked
>Lost 20 online matches in a row
>0G because you suck
>>318342879
There's nothing wrong with her beside her height, anon. Are you blind or just gay?
>>318343572
How tall is she anyways? I can't really tell with this video
>>318343572
The more desirable a woman is to the sweating mob, the less desirable I find them. I don't want to associate with filth.
>>318343572
she's got multiple physical deformities
aka bad genetics
>>318343668
five feet exactly
isn't she a coal-burner anyways?
D R O P E D
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Did she really do that for Playboy or was that shooped in?
Also I'd tenderly love her hard.
>>318342278
goddamnit, if only she wasn't a midget
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gDW4ozb.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>318343938
No, this is her bf
>>318343959
It's real. But the thing is, Playboy has been soft since forever. They don't even do nude pin ups in their magazines anymore.
>>318342278
>tfw coulda had 5'1 fuck buddy
>looked like dodger
>hungout 4 times
>never made a move
>stops talking to me
>find out from neutral friend that she got tired of me after never making a move
>in retrospect could a fucked her on hangout 1
killing myself soon
>>318343959
>Dodger of PressHeartToContinue Eats Pizza in a Pizza Bikini - Playboy (1080p).mp4
It's real but why anybody would do this and think it's good for their career is beyond stupid.
>>318344057
Yes, I read the news and know they went non-nude in their magazine.
But why the fuck Dodger? And why the fuck did she agree to this?
>>318343129
those are some stunning facial features desu senpai
>>318344031
tfw strippin is getting fat and stopped working out but he has a gf
>Start game
>Achievement unlocked
>"Started the adventure!"
>Achievement unlocked
>"Earned your first achievement!"
>Achievement unlocked
>"Two achievements at once! How skilled!"
>Achievement unlocked
>"Three achievements in a row!"
>Achievement unlocked
>"Unlocked four achievements before reaching the main menu! You sure like achievements!"
>Achievement unlocked
>"FIVE!? AT ONCE!? INCREDIBLE!"
>>318344031
Not bad. Need to see him naked to make a good judgment desu senpai.
>>318344075
>>318344181
Retards, her entire audience is "you go GIRL" anime watching tumblrites and beta orbiters
>>318344204
its called lighting and camera angles
even a turd can look like a golden nugget with those
>>318343938
>>318344031
She's with Jesse Cox though, she lives with him and calls him honey on stream and everything.
>>318342278
>tfw already fapped
>>318344392
No she doesn't.
>>318344389
yeah dodged is usually hideous otherwiseshe's CUTE and you cant prove me wrong
>>318344413
I feel this.
>>318344456
https://youtu.be/VgbxXnM7DEQ?t=136
/wsg/ on suicide watch
>>318344392
I love this.
They work in the same office.
>>318342278
>tfw torsos at 0:02 and 0:25 don't match up
Who put this together?
>>318344675
That's their office you dumb shit.
>>318344675
>only once
i get you're trying to start an epik kuck meme but you're not trying very hard
>>318342278
the weirdo t shirt makes me want to punch her
>>318344392
>on stream
Why would you know this?
>>318344850
>only once
>>318343668
I love that she takes care of my foot fetish needs
>>318342278
jesus she's identical to stoya
>>318345041
Because I watched the clickbait video that I linked above, which I assume comes from their stream.
>>318342278
>Someone thought that the jewish dwarven abomination would make a good glamour model
>>318345079
Is this real? Holy fuck
>>318344675
Why does he act like a screaming child? Is it the estrogen producing fat? Is it his eternal blueballs?
>>318343668
kek
>>318343572
Look at that light switch man
>>318344785
>>318342278
Okay got it. I think it's Doger and Felicia Day in that video.
>>318345184
yeah she's really short
>>318345184
anon you really should see an optometrist
>>318344031
>Tfw Strippin will never lift with you
>>318342278
Partial gallery
http://imgur.com/gallery/xfDS2
>>318345329
Oh god, did Dodger actually agree to be on that terrible cooking show with that stupid whore?
>>318345079
this is hilariously mesmerizing
>>318345680
>being a disgusting pig
nothing new
>>318345680
Not gonna lie, that's pretty alright.
>>318343695
So you only like women that are sweating blobs?
Better girl coming through
![lNpJbJZ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pEshT1g.jpg "lNpJbJZ[1].jpg")
>>318345680
>tattoos
This triggers the virgin NEET
I thought Playboy was moving away from lewd stuff
>>318346096
Buzzfeed shill please go and stay gone
would you lick her sexy feet?
>>318346970
i was a guest in a polaris episode and no, they actually smell
>>318347072
pleb
>>318345249
her proportions look weird, is this shooped?
>>318346481
No, they moved away from full nudity because they cannot compete with the internet.
>>318347212
Her proportions ARE weird. That's just how she looks.
>>318347212
Aside from being generally small the bottom half of her legs are too short
>>318345329
is she even smaller than dodger ?
jesus christ
>>318342932
That's probably a normal sized ass, but on a midget it looks massive.
>>318347072
low test
>>318345680
I don't think I'm a fan of platinum blonde hair.
>>318343717
I thought she was showing off her dildo collection for a minute there.
>>318345168
Keep her away from James Deen.
>>318345680
Dat exposure though.
>>318342787
>dropping nudity
Fucking why? Did they take the "I read it for the articles" meme seriously?
>>318347236
fully clothed or even partially clothed is much better to be honest family
>>318345249
>short girls
easiest way to make me fall in love.
>>318348984
KekI kinda have trouble believing he did that. Why would a male pornstar rape someone? And Deen seems like a nice guy, too. Idk, rape controversies are always a slippery slope to talk about.
>>318350287
Because you can get nudity anywhere. It's a pretty smart move actually. They realize nude mags are a dead business, so they're evolving with the times. Pushing "classy erotica" now. Can't fault them.
>>318343759
Started out cute but that's too much.
>>318342278
i like how they were smart enough not to show her standing up, so that you can't immediately tell that her legs are only two feet long from hip to heel
>>318344031
she's fucked a lot of niggers tho
>>318345942
>being THIS MUCH of a low-test beta faggot
Sorry she's not le quirky animu pixie schoolgirl, anon!
>>318350503
>Why would a male pornstar rape someone?
rape is about dominance, not sexual gratification. still, the better question is why make public accusations in 140 characters or less instead of contacting the police?
>>318345680
is this a gallery for ants?
>>318348143
Doesn't work with her.
>>318349659
I'm guessing Playboy employs idiots. The lighting did not suit her skin. Are we trying hard to be Richardson?
>>318345329
they're standing in front of a coffee table, roughly 22 inches tall
>>318342278
Dodger a qt. Don't know why you guys are making a huge deal because of this.
>>318351387
>why make public accusations in 140 characters or less instead of contacting the police?
That's exactly what I said when I first heard it, and what's giving me reason to believe that she's just starting shit.
>>318345694
Publicity is publicity.
>>318346096
>those bloodshot eyes
Dang get her some eyedrops
>>318344031
wonder how he's taking age of sigmar
>>318347212
>>318354892
something went wrong
how desperate is playboy to stay relevant that they had to go out and do a photo shoot with a youtube cleb that has the body of a deformed gnome
>>318354892
>>318355364
can sitting on a chair that is too low to the ground during your teenage years cause this?
>>318350287
It's genuinely a smart move. If you think about it for more than 30 seconds and it doesn't make sense, you might legitimately be retarded
>>318355741
no that's just silly
>>318355613
why the "no more nude" policy anyway?
>>318356134
probably to appeal to numale fags
>>318343398
I loved DoA4 for this.
>>318345694
They've been friends for years.
>>318342537
Playboy doesn't do nude photos anymore, bruh.
>>318342659
She's not married and definitely doesn't have any kids
>>318343668
I think she usually says she 4'11"
>>318344075
How is it possibly bad for a career unless she's planning on running for President or something?
>>318346296
>hebrew tattoo
>>318344392
>two people work together so they must be dating
You're in middle school, aren't you?
>>318357038
because her fans are neckbeards who see this as making her "unpure" and dropping her
>>318344031
If you guys wanna have a laugh, look at the game behind his left shoulder
>>318350287
Playboy has legitimately been one of the best written magazines pretty much since its inception. "Read it for the articles" may have been a joke to people who thought of it as a porn magazine, but most of its popularity actually did come from the articles. The women were just a bonus.
>>318351202
And you have a list of the people she's banged?
>>318342278
>Acheivement Unlocked
>Linked your Facebook Account
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>Sold your soul to Satan
>666G
>>318357745
do y-you have that list on h-hand??
>>318354892
Erin has a huge face
>>318357647
It's like every other magazine nobody reads anymore
>>318358007
Oh, child. You make your underage so obvious.
>>318354892
>>318350287
because back in the day, before pornhub, redtube, xnxx, xvideos, xhamster, paid pornsites, paid pornsite password generators, torrenting porn, andreadily accessible porn on your phone, the key function would be something to get your rocks off to, or something to take with you in the chance that where you are going wont have access to such amenities(prison, military, etc)
nowadays where i can find the freakiest shit easily with a simple google search(safe for the actually quality unsaucable stuff) trashy nudie mags have lost their place in the market. By making Playboy more of a classy, high quality, lingerie, limited nudity magazine, it is legitimizing itself as something far less hidden and shameful, allowing normie culture to purchase it through rebranding its identity with the likes of Rolling Stone and GQ, such that people(eventually) like my mom won't look at you like a child molester because you like to read an article, and look at a beautiful woman every so often.
>>318358284
lets not forget Limewire and the sweet forbidden porn on there
>>318358390
>britney_spears_eating_pussy.mpg.exe
