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Why does /v/ hate this game?
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Why does /v/ hate this game?
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Mostly the junction system and the contrivance relating to the foster home. Personally I liked the junction system though and wasn't as bothered by the contrivance.
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>>318323686
Because they played FFVII first
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But I loved it. I preferred the modernish world in VIII. VI, VII, VIII, and now XV are my favorite worlds in the series. It's something relatable. The more believable the stories, the more I'll care.
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>it came after 7
>broken junction/magic system
>le emo squall
>generic bitches
but it's really good besides those
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It's bad
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Because it's bad.

It's poorly plotted, the combat is broken and wouldn't be fun even if it wasn't, the characters are almost universally unlikeable, the sidequests are tedious and low payoff, the cardgame is boring, and nothing in the world makes any goddamn sense.

FF7 is for 13 year olds, but at least it isn't complete garbage like 8
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>>318324450

gfs are not even that strong lol
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>>318323686
it was shit
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>>318324478
>FF7 is for 13 year olds
what makes you say that?
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>>318324685
The plot is melodramatic proto-kingdom hearts tier wank stuff. It's the Dragonball Z of Final Fantasy games and started it down the Shonen anime hole that it's never climbed out of since (except for 9 and 12, sort of).
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"Squall I'm dying."
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>>318323686
Any RPG that level scales the enemies is automatically shit. How can anyone think that that's a good idea?
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>>318323686
All the party members are so similar it's just boring. They're all highschool students. Where's the variety?
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Pretty shit game, but compared to VII it's a masterpiece.
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>>318324478
>the cardgame is boring

You crossed the line, motherfucker.
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>>318325594
>waaah, where are my furries
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>>318323686
Shit gameplay.
Shit party members.
Shit villain.
Shit characters in general.
Easy as all fuck.
And a story so shit that the fanbase had to make it interesting with theories, then state those theories as if they're canon.

Shame too, as it has probably has the best final boss gauntlet of any 3D FF game.
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>yfw
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>>318325773
Nigger I'd rather play blitzball
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>>318325594
>They're all highschool students.

Not only that, but they all pretty much play the same.
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>>318323686

I'm playing it right now.

I was actually getting into it.

It was slow for a bit after the cool Normandy situation but it picked up with the temple with the bro GFs and the sorceress parade.

Now I'm stuck after a boss with two lizards, I can't climb back down from the roof for some reason. I put my PSP in sleep mode after like 20 minutes of pressing X everywhere.

What the fuck do I do? This is bullshit.
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I don't really remember..
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>>318323686
because spoony said it was bad
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>>318325867
Take the furries out and there is still more variety in most other FF games
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>>318323686
I kinda miss changing disks desu
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>>318325297
...whatever.
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>>318323686
It's a game that you gotta analyze in restrospect. That requires some thinking on the player part.
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The Junction system was broke beyond belief

If you knew how to game the system right, you could could become more powerful the less leveled up you were, which is fucking weird.
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>>318326349
Ha! I bet you actually believe that.
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>>318323686
whatever
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>>318323952
>>318323686
A lot of fans were born after FF7s release.

FF7 is remains the most widely known FF game.

/v/, being mostly uninformed le upboat posts, recognizes FF7 because it's been posted so often and does not recognize FF8. So they fall back to what little criticism they've heard and parrot it.

FF8 was a great game and improved over FF7 in a fuck ton of ways. It had a good story, it had fun mechanics and a great card game.

There were better FF's but it was a solid addition to the series.
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>>318326349
>It's an inteligent game that only intelligent gamers will understand
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>>318326684
or you know, they play the game themselves and find out it's shit
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>>318326684
back to reddit u go
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>>318325085
none of that is true
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>>318326134

Are you playing as Squall/Irvine or Rinoa? If the former there should be a match just before the area where the president gave the speech you can go down through.
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>>318326923
good argument
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>>318324478

>Because it's bad.

Stopped reading there.
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I don't remember hating it as much as I apparently should have.
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>>318326048
>a story so shit that the fanbase had to make it interesting with theories, then state those theories as if they're canon
Elaborate.
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>>318327454
squall is dead
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>>318327086

Hatch not match.

In the hall with the red carpet.
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>>318327454
Go google "Squall is dead" and "Ultimecia is Rinoa" in google. Enjoy the fanwank.
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because of niggers
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>>318324478

Aside from the ff7 shot and the shit about the card game(I like blitzball too, but that doesn't make triple triad unfun unless you're recklessly spreading shit rules everywhere), all of this guy.

I didn't actually hate FF8 - it was servicible enough to enjoy as a jrpg - but eightfags going all "oh they played seven first. If only they'd seen the holy golden light before that one!" is some nut-busting delusional lol.

The game had some real fucking problems, and that's why a lot of people weren't into it, especially years after release with better offerings to play. Deal with it, shitters.
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>draw system
>level scaling
>all party members don't matter to the plot by disc 3, save Squall and Rinoa
>Squall and Rinoa are awful
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>>318323686
I don't know why /v/ hates the game, but I know why I hate the game.
>discourages leveling
>doesn't feel or act like a Final Fantasy game
>Draw system was retarded
>GF cutscenes long as fuck
>game is barely recognizable as a Final Fantasy title except in name
>confusing story
>seriously, if you have to look up an explanation of your story, it's a shit story
>love aspect of the story is forced and cringe-worthy
>characters some of the most forgettable in the franchise, but Squenix tries hard at every turn to salvage Squall
I just think they took too many risks and it didn't pay off, in my opinion. They got cocky with FF7 and thought they could do no wrong.
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>>318326684
not gonna lie, my first FF was FFX and the only reason I played FFVII was because everybody said it's great. I never played FFVIII because everybody said it sucks.

VII is a great game btw, totally holds up for someone who wouldn't be blown away by the graphics
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>>318327085
So you're saying the game about Cloud, the super cool clone with the spiky hair who just doesn't know who he IS, man, and Sephiroth, the edgelord with the 20 foot sword who wants to blow up the world because mommy didn't love him enough, is for mature adults like yourself?
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>>318327853

> if you have to look up an explanation of your story, it's a shit story

or maybe you're just a fucking retard

everything is explained in game
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>>318327942
>So you're saying the game about Cloud, the super cool clone
couldn't even go 11 words without broadcasting to the world you didn't understand the plot
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>>318327853

I'm used to forced coupling in games, but by the time it got to the moonraker shit so they could push their eyes on me CD, that was about enough of that.
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>>318327931
FFIX is the best 3D game tbqh
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>>318326859
>criticism on /v/
>backed up by playing games instead of just repeating what some marketer or someone with a hateboner said
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>>318328203
I'll play FFIX one of these days, but I don't want to have to go through the hassle. I played FFVII on the PS2; now that's gone and my PS3 is busted. I pretty much have no access to it outside of hundreds of dollars.
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>>318327853
>>discourages leveling
I never felt discouraged from leveling until a decade later when someone on /v/ told me if I wanted to min/max I couldn't level.
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>>318327942
cloud knows who he is the main character from 6 was the one with amnesia and sephiroth never met his mother he just went insane after learning about the beginning of the solder program.

did you even play game?
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>>318328203

It's not my favorite 3d one, but it had a lot of characters my tastes say I should fucking hate, and I didn't feel put off by any of them(except maybe eiko).

That said a lot about how comfy the FF9 experience was.
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It's the dumbest plot out of any Final Fantasy.

>yeah did I mention a blob monster lives in the basement and he's our primary financier? go fight him please
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>>318328598

That's not how that happens at all.
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>>318323686
Because 9 came out and btFO of all the previous shit and nothing ahs even come close to 9 ever since
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>>318328429
Whatever. Cloud thinks he's someone else an Sephiroth is Jenova's son.

Point is it's all a bunch of angsty teenage crap
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>>318328664
No, you're right, it's even dumber. The students form factions on who supports Cid and who supports NORG even though none of them have ever even seen or heard of the blob monster who lives in the basement.
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>>318328104
Nice work on suffering through the game's side content long enough to glean some idea of what the story is about.

I remember it being is essentially time travel or some shit, and witches, or something. I have no idea, I'd rather jump ass first into a dildo factory than relive my younger days of playing that awful game.

>>318328416
It discourages leveling in that the monsters level up alongside your characters, I assume in the developer's misguided attempted at making the game retain a challenge throughout.

So, there's literally no reason to level up. As long as you Draw spells to attach to your characters and junction GF's, you can roll into every boss fight at the bare minimum level of 7 and not have any real trouble. It's stupid.
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I didn't like it at first, but now I'm starting to. Draw system and junctions threw me off, but now that I understand it a little better, I enjoy it. I just made it to disc 2. The level scaling is the only thing that really bothers me. and Selphie.
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>>318328598

Given how reclusive those shumi fucks are, it didn't really surprise me the lardass was keeping a low profile.

What was fucked up was how half the students turned against a well-liked headmaster they knew, in favor of some guy they'd never heard of, but the cooliehat faculty who're rude and pissy with everybody said was the boss of them.
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>>318328802

That's not what happens either. Did you even pay attention to the game? The students were pretty much all on Cid's side (because they have no idea who NORG is), and the people on NORG's side are all the SeeD faculty.
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>>318328903
Selphie is legitimately bi-polar and special needs.
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>>318328849

Except if monsters are higher level they have better drops (some of which are needed for the best weapons), which means it doesn't discourse levelling.
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>>318329106
See, that's silly. Why level up to get better drops and get legendary weapons when you can roll into the final boss fight at level 7 and like, ten hours of play time, then shelf the game and never touch it ever again?

People will almost always take the path of least resistance.
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>>318328786
cloud doesn't think that at all and Jenova isn't Sephiroth's mom
at least make up a convincing lie if you don't know anything about the game
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>>318329106
*discourage


Also
>using Draw beyond the first couple minutes and getting GFs
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>>318329016

No, they weren't. The actual SeeDs were on Cid's side. The ungraduated students were split with a ton of them doing what they were told and ransacking the place looking for him.
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>>318329236

Except what you're talking about isn't the path of least resistance, because it involves needlessly minmaxing the game to ensure you never get experience.
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>>318329016
The inclusion of NORG makes no sense, anon, you can stop defending it.
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>>318329394

What about NORG doesn't make sense? Are you saying Cid and Edea should have just been able to magically create a military complex out of nothing?
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Some of the characters are terrible and hard to swallow (Selphie)
It's too easily cheesed by a few card games
Draw sucks
Squall's a douche until like halfway through
Creepypasta's more interesting than actual plot
What the actual FUCK in final disc
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>>318328786
Aren't you cute, parroting false information :^)
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>>318329487
>Creepypasta's more interesting than actual plot

Only if you're a child who think "He was dead all along!" is interesting.
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>>318329478
Norg is literally a reclusive blob monster everyone forgot about, how the fuck does he help? How about an investor with money and political connections? Not a fucking turd in the basement?
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I don't hate the game. It had good ideas but I just feel they weren't executed well. Its not nearly as atrociously awful as ff13.
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>>318329656
>How about an investor with money

You mean NORG?
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NORG is one of the worst plot points. Literally filler.
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>>318329272
What? Like the first half of that game Cloud thinks he's Zack. I'm pretty sure that's inarguable.

Autistic equivocation aside, though, the game is juvenile. I really don't have any interest in discussing the intricacies of why bigsword long silver hair one wing superfedora is what he is.
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>>318329727
How does a reclusive blob monster everyone forgot about have money?
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>>318329879
>I'm pretty sure that's inarguable.
Is that why he was saying "I'm Cloud from Nibelheim!" the entire game?

Fuck off kid.
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>>318329879
I believe that he is concerned about your wording. He doesn't believe he is zac, per se, but rather that he filled in zack's role as himself.
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>>318329893

Anon. Norg was shit, but the game made a point of telling you about the differences in types of Shumi, and how NORG's type were greedy ass jew-wizards with money.
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>>318329893

He left Shumi Village to get a fortune, and then got a fortune, which he then spends as an investor and primary financier to make the Gardens a success worldwide.
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>>318329879
cloud thinks he did all of those things by himself he didn't think that he was zack
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>>318330048
how would that change any fucking thing if you just removed him from the game? literally no point except to give you a boss battle during some down time.
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>>318329879
>Cloud thinks he's Zack.

What? No he doesn't. He knows Zack is dead.
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>>318329980
Yeah, okay. I knew we were picking nits, but christ.
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>>318330129

It provides an explanation for how the Garden system works and how it was created in the first place, as well as providing worldbuilding in the form of introducing you to the Shumi who you would later see more of in the Shumi Village (and Laguna's involvement with them).
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>>318330129

It doesn't change a fucking thing. I hated norg. I'm not the anon defending him.

But you asked how he had money. And you've been told how he had money. If you paid any fucking attention at all, you would've known that already and avoided looking like you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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>>318330263
what a piss poor explanation is what I am trying to say that NORG is. He magically makes money from his coccoon? Is he down there minting gil or what? Also was anyone even curious as to how they got money to start garden? Hell no, I wasn't. They could just say Cid and some people who thought it was a good idea after the sorceress war rennovated the ruins themselves and build garden from there.
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>>318329893
That's like saying how could women get money. Who fucking cares. He has money that he earned. How is it so unbelievable that a blob or women could make a name for herself?
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>never able to redeem seifer
>he doesn't join your team
>no controversial party member
>no squall/seifer moment of understanding/bonding
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>>318330167
maybe you should be a little clearer next time
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>>318330457

You're complaining about piss poor explanations, while asking them to just handwave away the issue.
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>>318330615
Yeah, I guess. Not that my point was about the details of the plot anyway, but whatever. Clearly you need more assburgers to be super into 7.
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>Implying I hate FF8

This game blessed me with the evil women fetish when I was just a kid, I can't thank SQE enough for it
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>>318328362
It's on steam.
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>>318330714
You know what I take more issue with? Laguna being the president of Esthar.

And again, I appreciate them trying to "explain" garden but did it need an explanation other than "it was founded in year X because fucking witches man"
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>>318323686
bad character
shit story
shit minigame
levelscaling
drawing was a chore
the romance sucked
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>>318330839
Game blessed me with teacher/older woman fetish I never knew I had.
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>>318330863
side note: if you get FF8 on steam get the Roses and Wine mod to fix the music
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>>318323686
Bad romance subplot right out of high school. (seriously Rinoa is Bella)
A lot of plot convenience events when they run out of ideas. (oops i had the key the whole time)
Magic you never want to cast because its more useful as a stat boost.
Lack of atmosphere following a game heavy on atmosphere. (nothing is consistent in the art direction)
CG for the sake of CG.

And god damn pacing. Fuck me every time you pass out to be the 2nd group the game grinds to a halt where you can be ready for doing absolutely fucking nothing for an hour.


It has neat ideas in the combat and even the making of a good story lost somewhere up its own ass, but the execution feels like a rough draft that took place before story boarding.
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>>318330807
maybe you need to make clear and concise criticisms if you want to be taken seriously
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The OFFICIAL /v/ Final Fantasy Tier List

>God Tier:
7

>Good Tier:
6


>Allright Tier:
5
4


>Mediocre tier:
12
3
1


>Bad Tier:
8
2


>Shit Tier:
9
10
10-2
13
13-2
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>>318330596
>There are people who don't think Seifer is best final fantasy boy
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>>318331334
8 dictates that I dislike this list mildly but atleast you have all the bad ones where they should be.
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>>318331390
He is canon the only character to survive the odin attack.
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>>318331157
Thanks for the advice, I'll take it under advisement next time I expect to encounter the autistic.
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>>318331551
>Be Odin
>get sliced in half by a aryan with a glock
>giglamesh steals my fucking gugnir
>get shit all over and replaced
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>>318330894
Hell, anything would be better than introducing politically and financially powerful blob monster people with no prelude and whose existence ceases to be important ten minutes after they're introduced.
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>>318327640

Holy shit, thanks.

How the fuck was I supposed to know that shit? You can barely see it.

I also went up a ladder earlier with nothing up there and found out that comes later. I just assumed I had to because everyone stopped and stared at the door.

Also Quistis what the fuck are you doing you stupid idiot.
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>>318331976
>>get sliced in half by a aryan with a glock
It's a beretta, but holy shit. You're right. He's aryan as fuck.
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>>318332064

What does being a blob monster have to do with anything? Would it be alright to you if he wasn't a blob monsters?

And he is mentioned again when you go to the Shumi village. Which is beside the point, since he doesn't need to be more important than he is; he's a background element that explains a bit of the lore.
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>>318332463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>318326082
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>>318332975
Mhm. I'm using 4chan X. What's your point?
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>>318332859
That's a sidequest with no relevance to the plot. The entire Shumi race is completely irrelevant to the overall story. Why are they in the game?
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>>318326119
So did every one in 3,5,7, &,12 yet no one bitches
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>>318333081
Youre either blind or stupid
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FF8 is for people who are intelligent enough to understand the junction system and time travel plots

So that cuts out about 80% of this board
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>>318331334
Literally worst taste I have ever seen posted on /v/
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>>318331334
Perfect
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>>318333083

Fleshes out the world, and gives you an example of how Laguna had an impact on the world during his travels.
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>>318331334
>>God Tier:
>7
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>>318333903
Underage ff9 shitter detected
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>>318332463
>>318331976
>>318331551
>>318331390
>Be Seifer
>Get Carpal Tunnel because I have to hold my sword in a retarded way.
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>>318331334
This is accurate.
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>>318334240
>epin cloud is emo arguement
Why do people always say this?
By the 2nd disc he opens up after he stops being a loon and is far more open and enjoys being with people.
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>>318334480
Reminder that these are REAL lines spoken by Cloud from FF7:

"I don't care what your names are. Once this job's over... I'm outta here."

"Shut up! I don't care about either Shinra or SOLDIER! But don't get me wrong! I don't care about AVALANCHE or the Planet for that matter!"
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>>318334480
Because they never actually played the game.
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>>318333793
Get a load of this nigga
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>>318334661
>Hired mercenary doing his job
How is that emo?
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>>318324478
>FF9 is for 13 year olds
Fixed that for you.
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>>318334661
quoting my original post
>by the 2nd disc
Did you only play the beggining of the game?
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I loved most of disc 1.
The junction system was weird, and I didn't really care about the Laguna parts, but other than that I was super into it.
Disc 2 comes around and everything got worse all at once. It's hard to describe. It's like one team did disc 1 and another did disc 2. Horrible. I never finished it.
Also, fuck everything about summons in battles.
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>>318334820

He must also think Shadow is emo.
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I played it not too long ago and I had a lot of fun breaking it without resorting to playing the card game, ended up traveling the world for the sake of the adventure just to see what monsters I'd find and what they'd give me that I can refine or steal. I love the world and set pieces too, fisherman's horizon and balamb have an incredibly relaxing mood and shit like hijacking a train to kill the president with your high school pals is really unique if nothing else.
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>>318335768
You'd have to be pretty retarded to try and compare Cloud to shadow.
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>>318336417

You'd have to be retarded to not see the similarities. At the beginning of the game they are both hardass mercenaries who don't care about what side they fight for or the ideologies of those sides, because all they care about is getting paid.
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I played these in launch order on my GBA.

I was great
II was good, the only issue is the leveling system
I played III on the DS, classes were pretty neat but I hated being unable to
IV was great
V is my favorite, I just really like Bartz
I didn't finish VI, Sabin is probably my favorite FF character gameplay wise. I made it to the point where the whole world got rekt by Kefka, and I just lost interest after wandering around for the rest of my party for a few hours.

I watched my older brother play almost all of VII on the PC at launch in 1998, was my first Final Fantasy experience. Played it myself maybe 3 or 4 years later before I played any of the others.

I want to play IX and XII, IX because everyone says it's a throwback to the old FFs, and XII because it takes place in Ivalice, and I loved FFTA so much. I grew up a PC gamer so the only JRPGs I experienced were the ones my brother bought(FF7) and emulated(Chrono Trigger and Earthbound). Oh, and then there's Golden Sun.
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>>318323686
Protip: /v/ loves and hates every FF game at the same time beacause /v/ isn't one person:

>say something positive about FFIV
Go kill yourself nostalgiafag!
>say something negative about FFIV
Go back to FFVII you underage piece of shit!

>say something positive about FFV
Kill yourself you pretentious hipster piece of shit!
>say something negative about FFV
Fuck you, it has the the best version of job system and is the most fun FF!

>say something positive about FFVI
Kill yourself hipster, FFVII is where it's at!
>say something negative about FFVI
Kill yourself you FFVII fanboy!

>say something positive about FFVII
You only like it because it was your first FF!
>say something negative about FFVII
You only hate it because it's popular!

>say something positive about FFVIII
HURR Squall is dead!!!1! R=U!!!1! DURR
>say something negative about FFVIII
You didn't play the game correctly and/or didn't understand it's story you casual piece of shit!

>say something positive about FFIX
FFIX is a slow piece of shit! FFIV / VI / VII is better!
>say something negative about FFIX
Fuck you, it's the best FF because reasons!

>etc.


tl;dr: entire FF fanbase is shit and being in contact with it gives you cancer
>tfw you like the FF games (even if just for the nostalgia you have towards them) but want to strangle the entire fanbase to death
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>>318337459
>but want to strangle the entire fanbase to death
Start with yourself :^)
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>>318337459
I think a lot of people dislike FFVII because they think it's overrated or whatever but I don't meet many people that outright hate FFVII. I mean I guess there's that type of person who's just going to be a big baby and never played the game and you can tell by their buzzwords (Cloud is "emo", Sephiroth is "bishie", the game is "edgy") but they don't usually come on /v/
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>>318336574
Either this is bait or you are literally autistic.
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>>318323686
ff8 is reddit's FF favorite, other than that the game mechanics being shitty
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>>318323686
It was about teenage love and /v/ never experienced teenage love.
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>>318337969

Great argument, I'm glad you contributed to the thread.
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...come up with the next big bullshit FFVIII fan-theory that people start posting everywhere as truth even if it makes no fucking sense. This should be easy soldier, after all people have been retarded enough to take R=U and Squall is dead seriously.
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>>318338601

There are plenty more retarded theories than that. Like the theory that Ma Dinct is abusive to Zell and that he looks to Squall as a father figure.
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>>318338601
laguna is squall's dad.
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>>318338812

Except that is all but spelled out in the game.
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>>318338601
Seifer and Squall are half brothers
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I don't. Its an amazing game, including the junction system and enemy scaling.

"Drawing is bad" is a meme complaint by people who don't understand that you draw more magic as your magic stat increases.
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Speaking of bullshit FFVIII fan-theories why hasn't this gotten the same support as R=U and Squall is dead?

For one it's better and makes shitloads of more sense than both of them combined. The only small problems with this are that Rinoa isn't aware of her potential to be a sorceress and frankly isn't smart enough to plan anything like this out.
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>>318338601
Rinoa and Squall are actually siblings. Turns out Laguna had that one night with Rinoa go rather well.. but then he died. Her mom marries general caraway to avoid scandal of being pregnat and single.
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>>318323686
You could not get Fujin and Rajin into the team.
You could not get rid of Rinoa.
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>>318338601
Squall is Cloud
Prove me wrong
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because they aren't into mature rpgs like ff4 and ff8
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>>318330596
seifer was a faggot who was in love with with his mother and squall's father in a dumb movie, why would you want him
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>>318334348
he's emulating Laguna, who doesnt even know how to use a gunblade,

he's a giant nerd
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>>318339395
Because Rinoa is too dumb to really do much for evil plots. FVIII wasn't clever enough to pull it off. Its like the Mass Effect fan theories they are brighter than the writing.

That is my real beef with 8. Its not boohoo combat or anything like that. I think it tried a lot of cool new things in the series.

I just the story and writing was terrible, the art direction lacked atmosphere and was just unconnected pretty places, and the whole thing just plays out like FF mixed with a really bad high school anime.
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is zell gay? he sure wanted them hot dogs
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>>318329879
Jesus fucking Christ I hate try hard 4chan wanderers like you taking every meme in the book and looking fucking retarded.
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I don't care what anyone says. I loved 8 and everything about it. I should go back to playing it.
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>>318338369
>great arguement, I'm glad you contributed to the thread

As opposed to an autistic fat fucking idiot who claims there is a similarity between Cloud and Shadow? Do you have asbergers? Honestly. How in the world could this be your thought process you motherfucker. I'm not even him. Kill yourself please you stupid fucking faggot.
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>>318343986
>Hotdogs
>Gay
What the fuck?

Next you'll tell me its gay to jerk off a stranger in the men's toilets.
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>>318339395

I thought the whole Rinoa - Squall love story was pretty interesting when considering the role of sorceresses throughout the game. You've been told throughout that sorceresses were these incredibly dangerous entities; that the world at some point was literally just nations being led by different sorceresses just killing each other for decades / centuries. That they did this because they had an almost unshakeable grip on the people; you can actually see this during the assassination mission, where the Galbadian president is about to make a speech / show off their cool sorceress in the form of Edea. Not only does she slaughter him in the most horrific way possible in full view of the entire capital city, they actually go wild, cheering for more. I thought that was a really obvious way of showing the iron grip that a sorceress had on whole groups of people.

As soon as Edea wants a bodyguard, we get Seifer, who went from a jackass who liked to bully people in the cafeteria to little more than a puppet (or knight). This is sort of spelled out just before you fight Adel, when Fujin turns off her robo-speak and tells Seifer that he's just being manipulated by Ultimecia, and both she and Raijin know it. Even then, he can't see straight because the iron grip influence that a sorceress has is just that strong. Even if you don't realize it, you're just doing their bidding.
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>>318345564


If I remember correctly, Squall pretty much does a 180 towards Rinoa when she gets the sorceress powers and ends up in the hospital for a while. Now he just can't get enough of her, and stays at her bedside 24/7. He actually picks her up and tries walking all the way to Esthar by foot. He even asks himself just what in the fuck is he actually doing; I always just sort of figured it was the sorceress' influence at work. Even on the subconscious level, they find someone who will protect them, even if they don't realize they're doing it against their will.

That was just my interpretation of the story though. I thought it was cool that the main characters weren't immune from being manipulated to that level, assuming that was what Square had in mind when writing everything.
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>>318345564
looks more like they are rioting when squall hops into the car
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1. It came off the heels of FF7, one of the most acclaimed RPGs of all time. It did not portray the same merits.
2. The junction and weapon upgrade systems were convoluted and counter-intuitive. It turned the whole game into an endless rotation of scavenger hunts for obscure item drops, drawing magic spells from enemies, then being forced to never, ever use them.
3. The story was based around the novelty of Bringing Romance to Final Fantasy and the love story was hamfisted. There was no reason for Squall and Rinoa to be in love and nobody cared that they were.
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>>318339328
>"Drawing is bad" is a meme complaint by people who don't understand that you draw more magic as your magic stat increases.

it's still a chore getting 100 of each spell for each active party member
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>>318346234

Not really, you still hear cheering well after she walks off the podium.

It would actually make sense for people to start going nuts when Squall hops into the car, because Edea knows a sniper just tried to murder her.
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>>318336574
That's wrong tho. Cloud is silly as fuck, shows off in the train, buys flowers for Tifa, helps build up Bigs self esteem, stays in Avalanche because of a childhood promise, and teases Aerith for not keep up when she said she was Soldier material. And that is just the first hour of the game.

Squall and Cloud are literally more silly and retarded than most of the FF series cast.
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>>318346618
I'm pretty sure they just didn't change the sound effect. Not sure why they would be cheering that their own pres. is dead. You sound moderately retarded.
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>>318345809
>If I remember correctly, Squall pretty much does a 180 towards Rinoa when she gets the sorceress powers and ends up in the hospital for a while.

and it comes out of the fucking blue and ruins Squall's (who was the only decent character left) personality.
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11 > 7 > 9 > 12 (zodiac) > 5 > 3 > 6 > 10 > 4 > 2 > 1 > 8 > 13 > 14
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>>318346715

I just explained why. It doesn't really make any sense that the people would keep cheering after the President got murdered. Saying that they couldn't be bothered to change a sound effect is silly. The only time you see or hear the crowd getting fearful or agitated is just after everyone hears the sniper firing shots.
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>>318347058
Again, it makes no sense that they would be cheering her either. She basically walks up to the podium and calls them shit.
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>>318347121
I always thought that she cast some sort of spell over the crowd and the people dancing in the parade were now her slaves or some shit.
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>>318323984
>complaining about emo characters
>in final fantasy games
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>>318347121

Yet there they are, head over heels with the new sorceress. The only explanation I can think of is that they really have a powerful grip on the minds of the people. Not even Seifer or Squall are immune; everyone will do whatever the sorceress wants. You can't even truly remove their powers in the FF8 universe; Esthar thought it was safer option to just put Adel in the deep freeze than risk killing her and having the possibility of someone even worse inheriting her powers.

Even when you're controlling the B team through the sewers after the pres gets killed, there's a CG cutscene where people are loving every second.
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>>318339328
This post is a meme.
Why are FF8 fans so insufferable?

>>318346879
>3 > 6
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>>318347714
>3 vs 6

The job and leveling system is better in 3 than it is in 6.
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>>318334661
>REAL lines spoken by Cloud
>Lines said by Cloud while pretending to be cool

Real Cloud doesn't really get any lines until much further in. Up until then he's just trying to look cool
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>>318347121
She casted a spell you dumb nigger.
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>>318326082
>Huh? OH SHIT ODIN PROCCED, GET FUCKED SEIFER HAHAH-HOLY SHIT
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>>318323686
I love 8 but I agree with people that the junctioning system was a mess and you could break the game if you knew how. This wasn't a huge problem if you went into the game blind but people who play the game now all seem to read guides and shit then complain when they found a way to break the game.

It really brings out the flaws in an otherwise enjoyable game. I for one really liked the setting and characters.
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>>318326684
It's impressive the amount of hoops FF8 fans will jump through to rationalize why other peoples' opinions on their awful game don't count.

>T-they just never played it! They don't know it like I do! Oh how I miss 1999 and being 12 years old!
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>>318350623
or "THEY PLAYED IT WRONG" when people bitch about drawing .

or "Spoony fanboy, make your own opinion"
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>>318334661
Emo Cloud is a myth following release, like shrine maiden "Aerith." Neither ever existed.

Cloud begins the game pretending to be a badass mercenary that doesn't care about anyone, anything and only wants to get paid. At the end of Midgar he's become more concerned with saving the planet, but mainly because of his relationship with Sephiroth and missing chunks of his past.

When he finally does own up to the fact that he's been trying to live Zack's life the whole time, he's a jibberish pile of lifestream poison. That's the closest he ever gets to being "emo."

After he recovers, he starts acknowledging that he's weak and isn't sure what needs to be done, but that they need to persevere anyway. That's his whole arc: pretending to be someone you're not, failing, acknowledging your weaknesses and facing them despite them.

The emo thing never existed, just like how Aeris was kind of a bitch that only cared about having a good time unless a life or death situation came up, and enjoyed belittling or teasing others when they got 'grumpy.' She was Flanderized into someone that never existed too.
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>>318351683
>he's been trying to live Zack's life
This meme needs to die.
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>>318323686
It was alright, but if Final Fantasy IX doesn't have voice acting I'm gonna kill myself
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>>318351683

The whole Cloud is emo thing probably came from Kingdom Hearts and Advent Children. Maybe everything but the actual game.
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drawing is pretty shit, takes fuckin ages to get 99 of something. and if you want to transfer it to different characters the interface is pretty shit too

i played it as a kid and got up to the battle at the start of disc 4, had literally no idea wtf any of the junction shit was about i was just in it for the ride
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>>318352804
7 after 7 fucked up the game pretty hard. Especially when the universe turned into a cell phone commercial populated by androgynous men with one wing.
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>>318353061
Dissidia was the final nail in the coffin.
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>>318352804
Cloud in KH acts exactly as he does at the beginning of FF7

Cloud in AC is only brooding for the first half of the movie because he had space cancer, after that he gets over it through sheer will and back to his end game FF7 self going head first into battle with a smile on his face and being hyped for battle with strong determination


Cloud is emo shit only propagated further from deviantart faggots drawing Cloud as emo

>>318353061
FF7 already had phones in it and Sephiroth was always pretty boy in FF7
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>>318353236
Except he acts nothing like that meme image in Dissidia so no
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>main character is a teen soldier and literally has PTSD
>"lel top kek he's EMO"

You people are so fucking stupid.
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>>318353519
>Dissidia arcade
I'm talking about the psp games fool.
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>>318330154

are you fucking retarded? no he didn't, he even asked "who is that" when there was a flashback with zack in his place. His relationship with Aeris is contrived from the memories of zack, he honestly believed he was a part of SOLDIER but was a peon with a gun. mako experiments fucked with him and not as much with zack because he had exposure to materia, more than a runt like cloud.
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>>318353406
He was kind of vaguely a pretty boy, but only in cg scenes. Any other time it was pretty restricted by the art style and technology at the time.

And I guess you mean the PHS system. I'm making fun of the brand tie-in promotions they did following Advent.

The game did feel 'older' in its setting in 7, though. I wouldn't say it felt like the 70s or 80s, but nothing really felt advanced, necessarily. Even the PHS gave you the impression it was some new thing Cloud had never heard of, that was probably clunky and hard to carry around. Then they retconned it to just be an older model cell phone and were suddenly using literal Panasonics in every scene.
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>>318351683
>The emo thing never existed
Are you dense? Replay the game.
While you're in his memories, he goes on for quite a bit about he was "too weak" and "scared" and couldn't protect anybody.
That's what colored his actions through the entire plot up to that point, and it's about 3/4 of the way through the game.

He spends 75% of the game being morose and withdrawn because he's scared and thinks he's weak.
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>>318353726
Irrelevant because he acts nothing like your shitty meme image in the PSP games either, this is Cloud from PSP Dissidia and he looks strong and determined and battle ready
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>>318353236

I hate the way theyre holding the sword. Almost like it's supposed to be slumped over his shoulder, but it's not, it's kinda being free-held at a weird ass angle behind his back. That's a weird and awkward way to hold a sword that would just make your arm tired, strained, and fucked up. Bugs the shit out of me.
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>>318354225
Irrelevant because that's an image and not a display of how he acts you fucking retard.
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>>318354116

Not him, but your stats are made up

Anyway, he does end up realizing he's strong and can make a difference. Shonen bullshit friendship yadda yadda and he's fine again.

He starts off as a focused mercenary, freaks out with an identity crisis realizes he never actually realized his dream, becomes morose, and then rises up from it with help from the party.

That is called character development.
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>>318353942
No he was objectively a pretty boy in FF7 just as much as he was in any other appearance

PHS was literally always a cell phone in FF7
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>>318354225
Why do you care so much
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I don't hate it or I wouldn't be replaying it right now, but it just isn't a very good game. The combat and junction mechanics are a mess and the plot is just bizarre in all the wrong ways. That said, the dialogue can be pretty great at times, Squall is a pretty good protagonist and the environments and soundtrack are comfy as fuck.
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>>318354324
Wow just like your shitty meme image, are you fucking retarded? In Dissidia he acts nothing like what your shitty meme image tries to suggest, he acts the same as he did in FF7
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>>318323686
Broken broken broken game mechanics that make it impossible for the game's combat to be fun. The level scaling combined with the fucktarded junction system means you need to have an intimate knowledge of the game to not break it and get the difficulty to an appropriate level and the former two systems make it nigh-impossible to not know how to overwhelm anything in some form or another by the time you know how to tweak them.
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>>318354415
Because you fucking meme spouters are insufferable cunts
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>>318354558
The shitty meme image is a display of how his character was received and mocked you fucking retard. If you want to disprove my point go pull up any fucking scene from the game where Cloud isn't a depressed, monotone emo faggot.
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>>318354667

How about you actually play the game?

Within the first 10 minutes there are plenty of moments of him being a focuses mercenary.

>calling your own shitty meme image shitty
>continuing to support the shitty image

Wow. Nice shitposting.
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>>318354667
No its a meme making shit up about him that never once applied to reality at all

In Dissidia he acts nothing like anything your bullshit meme image suggest so fuck off, he literally acts just like he does in FF7 in Dissidia, that CG render which was from the opening cutscene of the game is of him battle ready with strong determination is how he acts in Dissidia, if you had fucking played it you would know
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>>318354407
Well. Neither of those statements are true. I don't know what to tell you. PHS is never called a cell phone and is never even shown. It's just a party exchange menu that makes a loud, old fashioned phone sound when you use it.

And no, "objectively," he's just not a big brute. Hell, Cid nearly has the same face as Sephiroth. It's just the art style. Unless you mean to imply any of the chunky game models could be 'pretty.' They did break ground and give him a black box for a mouth in the PC version. Pretty.
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>>318354651
Be happier anon, this song makes me happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfeFeemQil0
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>>318354393
>your stats are made up
Uh huh. I literally just finished replaying the game around August. Pretty sure 75% is about accurate.

I won't argue that he's definitely not emo after the whole lifestream thing. But regardless of what happens eventually, he definitely spends a majority (read: way more than half) of the game being angry and withdrawn. To say that the "emo thing" was only made up after the fact is just objectively wrong.
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>>318354920
They are objectively true

Sephiroth was always a pretty boy now just as much as he was in FF7

PHS is literally shown by the characters using it as a phone so yes it is

Cid looks nothing like Sephiroth at all you blind fuck
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>>318355021

>Makes up more stats

Whatever, bro.

Even so, I don't particularly understand the issue with him being the way he was. It's not like you'd be stable and thrilled to have your memories fucked with and your hero turn out to be a crazy fuckface and your dreams crushed and your best friend killed.
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>>318354920
Doesn't matter if it's called a cellphone or shown. It makes a phone ringing noise, and they pick it up in the exact way you pick up a cellphone (hold your hand to your ears).

There are scenes in the game where Cait Sith or Barret/Tifa will call Cloud on the PHS. Barret even takes it from you before you dive into water at one point, so it doesn't break.

To deny that it's a cellphone is completely asinine.
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>>318355238
None of that's true. Your opinions aren't fact. Sorry little boy. I win.
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>FFVIII thread
>turns into FFVII shitposting
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>>318355525
It's objectively true

Sephiroth was always a pretty boy now just as much as he was then, that's why fujoshi were obsessed with him since FF7 to begin with you fucking idiot

PHS is literally shown to be a cellphone because it rings and the character put it by their ear and talk into it like a cellphone, because it was a cellphone and it was always a cellphone

You are objectively wrong
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>>318355710

yeah. I don't get it either.

The hate on Squall doesn't make any sense either. It's like saying Guts from Berserk is emo because he harbors sadness inside him. The nigger literally has PTSD. The people that post in these threads are cancer and lack any basic understanding of just about every character that has anything "EMO" going on.

Sadness triggers sad lonely virgins, apparently.
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>>318355909
Did this thread trigger?
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>>318355283
>Cloud recovers near the end of disc 2
>disc 3 consists only of two dungeons
>not "more than halfway"
Besides, whether or not is his response/personality is justified isn't the issue. The issue is that someone said earlier in the thread "the emo behavior was made up in later material" when that is simply untrue.
The scenes in Cloud's subconscious show that he obviously had really strong self-doubts throughout the majority of the game, as well as a good chunk of his life.

I don't think Cloud is terribly written, and I don't even think he's a terrible character. I think FF7 is halfway decent, but saying "Cloud was never emo until KH/Dissidia" is just demonstrably false.
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>>318356176

The beginning of the game man. Good god. He doesn't act "emo". He's just stoic and keeping things business, acting like a mercenary tryhard.

To say its "75%" is absolutely ridiculous. Say half, sure, but 3/4 of the game? Get outta here with that.

I agree with you on that last bit though. I was never saying the shit was made up in later material.
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>>318356307

Indeed, anon.

I just wish someone would go back and fix that god awful Junction system. There has to be ways to keep the junctioning while making it not be a broken piece of shit.
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>>318356176
Nobody on this board can say cloud was badly written when nobody played the Japanese versions. All squareEA games were translated horribly. Hell all squaresoft games were pretty bad. Woosley is trash
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>>318356945

Woosley's last game with Square was Mario RPG iirc

so uh....what
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Best Ifrit design belongs to 8.
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>>318357302

Truth.

X's is similar, but the snout is longer for some reason.
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>>318338895
>Rain(e) + Wind(hill) = Squall
>Raine Loire
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>>318330839
>This game blessed me with the evil women fetish when I was just a kid, I can't thank SQE enough for it

Holy fuck this
I had the hugest boner for her when I was young, that inner side boob made me feel things I never felt before

Also whenever you progress in the story and get new cutscenes felt so rewarding since cg cutscenes weren't very widespread, it was like every one felt like a reward, like catching Rinoa in space or the Galbadia parade
Nowadays I get irritated whenever I see them

What happened /v/?
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