ITT: we post the first and last things in a game and others try to guess the game
Example:
>get woken up by a radio
>be still alive
>a meteor lands near a big house
>the meteor guest stars on a talk show to talk about his new writing career
>you wake up
>you wake up
>you go to the hospital
>you are a squid
>>318314152
eye
>>318314152
E.Y.E
>>318313438
Half Life 2 episode 1 :)
nice try OP
>>318314252
Octodad? Splatoon? Ikachan?
>>318313438
>Your best friend dies
>You play hackey sack with a severed head
>Wake up from a coma
>Do nothing to find your body double's kid who ran off with a giant robot and an ethnic cleansing parasite
>>318314527
Banjo-Tooie
>>318314252
Bloodborn?
>>318314564
Zone of the Enders 2? Metal Gear Acid?
>>318313438
You wake up as the Marked One with a mission to kill Strelok.
You are Strelok and you destroy the group of scientists who made the Zone.
>your mom wakes you up
>you defeat your parents
>>318314703Golden Sun 1+2?
>>318314679MGS V
>submarine
>snowmobile
>>318313438
>get interrogated
>check if best waifu is not an alien halucination
>>318315060
MGS1
>>318313438
>fight angels
>fight angels
You get your ass beat by bullies
You inch yourself toward a sleeping girl
>>318315228
Bayolante
Easy one
>play water polo
>disappear
>>318315371
FFX
>escape prison
>defeat a huge flying monster
>>318314695
Fallout 4
>>318313612
Only thing I can think of is Earthbound.
>Give burial sermon for a mobster
>Punch God into the sun
>shipwreck
>leave place on a shipwith a hottie
>>318315675
Jak 2
>Have to fill out a census form
>die of radiation
>>318315862
Bayonetta
>>318314473
nope
>>318314598
yep
>>318315895
correct
>crash land on planet
>leave planet
>>318313612
>>318315716
Nope. To be fair, there's multiple endings.
>>318315283
Lisa: The Painful
>Get off a Train
>Blow up a Skyscraper
>>318316126
Pikmin
You release your finger from the trigger
You release your finger from the trigger
>fight a Mandrill
>fight a Mandrill
Pillage a naked corpse
Set yourself on fire
>get beat up by bullies
>die
>you're playing with your toys
>you kill your own death personified
>>318315123
Dead Space 2
>>318313612
Day of the Tentacle?
>>318316126
risk of rain
>>318316247
Lisa the Painful
>You are back at your home
>Your sister was gay all along
>>318316245
dark souls
>Watch father get murdered
>Drive Fork-Lift
Light up the second lighthouse
Light up the fourth lighthouse
>>318316320
>game
>>318316154
Half Life 2
>get born
>die
>>318316368
Golden Sun 2
>walk into hospital
>Sulk on dying loved one
>>318313438
>eat pizza
>you cry
>get chased by your mom
>die in a chest
>aliens mess up your ride
>fuck bitches
>be late to gfs concert
>cry because series is dead
>receive a strange computer program by a wheelchair-bound man
>oversee the rebuilding of society in your view
>>318316320
>reading wincest fapfics
>>318316271
Close! Its predecessor, Maniac Mansion.
>board a spaceship
>eject yourself out of the spaceship
Kain refused the sacrifice
You accept your own destiny
>>318316248
100$ steak
>>318316412
fallout 3
>The Pope gets assassinated
>You defend your waifu from demons
>>318316247
Lisa
>>318316402
I hope that's not the answer because the Citadel wasn't blown up
>>318316193
Don't answer that.
>go see the doctor
>fire your clone into space
>>318316593
DMC4
>listen to guards talking about bears
>kill satan
>hallucination about a city
>Get raped
>be born
>fail to sacrifice yourself
>>318316356
shenmue ?
>>318316356
Shenmue?
>>318316434
>>eat pizza
>>you cry
DMC3
>>aliens mess up your ride
>>fuck bitches
Duke
>>318316438
SMT
>>318316614
Sempai have you even finished the game?
What do you think the main point of EP1 was?
>>318316623
A rhetorical question
>you die
>a prisoner paints a picture of you
>buy a gun
>get killed by a guy with a cooler looking gun
>>318316676
god damn it someone else already did this one
>>318316740
Ghost Trick
>>318316469
Alien: Isolation
>lose your backpack
>get really bummed out
>you die
>you undo an entire decade of history
>wake up in your homes, in a place without a beach
>return to your home, an island
>>318314252
Bloodborne nigger, also the guys behind octodad are sjw's keks
>>318316729
Half-Life 2 and Episode One are different games
>>318313438
>You go out to collect ingredients
>You dance with waifu
>>318316569
yup
>look into a mirror
>kill your son or nuke the commonwealth
>>318313438
>the city is nuked
>you nuke the same city
>>318316880
not fallout 4
>Get caught pickpocketing
>End up killing a pagan god.
>get zapped by two manlet scientists
>blow up a castle with a burning zeppelin
>>318316650Soma
>you wonder where you are
>you still don't have a fucking clue
>>318316880
EPIC LAD
>>318316845
>Half Life 2: Episode 1
Wow
>>318316193
>>318316623
I MUST KNOW
>get invaded by the aliens
>kill the aliens
>>318316784
You win!
>you wake up
>you kill god
>Girl wakes up
>Girl says ok
>>318316434
>get chased by your mom
>die in a chest
isaac
>awaken from your statue
>go home with a friend
>>318316434
>get chased by mom
>die in a chest
Binding of Isaac
>>318316967
Thief
>>318317038
Duke nukem
>>318317119
Okami
>>318316434
dmc1
i dont know
duke nukem
dmc4
>>318317119
okami?
>>318317038
X-Com
>>318317052
I never even played the game or watched anything besides the trailers and the intro, but it's Alien so I knew the ending.
>>318316193
MGS 4
>>318317071
The Last of Us
>>318316978yes
>train in a really spiffy VR simulation
>die miserably and get forgotten
>hospital
>hospital again
>get shot in the face
>stop war from changing
You get unfrozen
You take your helmet off
>>318316967
oblivion?
>you wake up
>you get your multiple personality disorder fixed by your loyal subjects that you are trying to killHint: It's a Japanese game.
>>318317054
is it a smt game ?
>>318317134
Noice.
>>318313438
I'm shit at guessing these so I'll just post one:
>about to get a boat out of quarantine
>let go
>You play famicon
>You commit suicide
>live with mom
>live with mom
>>318317241
Some game where you have spurs that jingle jangle
>break into a home and murder a bunch of college kids
>fall off a building
>>318317194
Got it
>medieval empires simulatior
>now with African
>>318317242
Halo: Combat Evolved
>you get off a tram
>you get off a tram
>>318317274
Killer 7?
>>318316670
fear 2
>you must kill the aliens
>your tsundere cyber-husbando daydreams about you as the universe ends
>>318317274
killer 7 ?
>>318316668
Dante's Inferno? Can't quite remember the opening
>>318315880
Womb Raider (2013)
>>318317405
Yessir
>>318317419
No.
Hint 2:It may not get classified as a game depending how you look at it.
>>318317242
Halo 4
>they sent you away on a truck
>you go right back on foot
>>318316670
FEAR 2?
>>318317319
Infamous 2's good ending.
>>318313438
>You're asked if you're too cool for school.
>You recapture a giant catfish.
>>318314152
bloodborne
>>318317007
Episode 2 exists so that would be the end
>go on vacation
>finish vacation
>>318315880
Wind Waker?
>>318313438
>you watch a video of yourself skydiving
>you get raped by an ugly native
You build some farms
A wizard destroys a portal.
>you're in class.
>you're at a funeral.
>>318317359
Hotline Miami 2?
>>318317621
tumblr
>>318317354
Real life.
>>318316193
You release your trigger from the finger
>kid burst into your room to nag you
>you save the world with a feather
>>318317591
Far Cry 4 secret ending
>go through a hallway
>go through a hallway
>>318317615
Farcry 3?
>Wake up stranded
>Kill your mentor
Hardmode
>you walk through your village
>your special needs slave becomes you
>>318317591
Super Mario Sunshine
>>318316794
mgs3
>You go to an amusement park
>You murder everyone in a funeral
>your ship is attacked
>you blow up Central Park
>>318317618
Warcraft 2?
>>318317591
super mario sunshine
>>318316779
Yes.
>>318317357
>>318317538
Ring a ding ding baby
>>318317274
just gonna go on a wild guess and saaaay
galerians?
no idea i havent played it in years
>Be on attackplane in the desert
>Defeat shit boss by shooting its eyes
>An appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week.
>The dawn of a new day
>>318317415
Half life obviously
>>318317618
Warcraft 2: Tides of Darkness
>>318317747
>>318317741
Blood Money.
>wake up in a prison
>throw yourself in the fire
>>318317708
N.O.S.E.
>get an eraser thrown at your face
>talk to god
>>318317421
>>318317519
Hell yeah it's fear 2
>>318316434
>aliens mess up your ride
>fuck bitches
Mass Effect 2
>>318317424
does it have to do with 3 colors ?
>>318317621
Life is Strange
>>318317415
half life 1
>>318317591
Giants?
>>318317818
Nope
>>318313438
>leave cave
>leave church
or
>leave base
A plane crashes.
You shove a cilindral object in a vagina.
>>318317789
No.
Hint 3:It's pretty old.
>>318317790
HL: Opposing Force
>>318317742
Crysis 2.
>>318317842
Yes;_;
>it's just a prank bro
>the whole house blew up
>leave home crying
>change the graphics
>>318317556
Winrar
Hopefully harder one:
>lose at space chess
>watch your bro's latest film
>>318317807
Yup
>>318317485
ah, is it the wolf among us ? im scraping the barrel here
>You take the blame on your friends stealing a ball and you get beaten.
>You transform into a mutant
>go skydiving
>fuck some tribal pirate whore
>>318315880
Pirate's Creed.
>You wake up on a tower with no idea of how you got there
>You ask a girl out on a date
>>318317720
Dragons Dogma
>>318313438
>wake up in a hospital
>wake up in a hospital
>>318317689
FFXIII
>you go through the left door
>you aren't very good at following directions
>>318317720
Dragon's Dogma
>>318317957
Space Funeral
>Released from prison
>Derail train
>watch your father die
>finish writing a letter to your future mother to plant in the present which will become the past
>>318317747
>>318317812
Correct
>The god of the underworld attacks.
>You kill the real god of the underworld who isn't the previously mentioned one.
camping out with your mentor and friend
you fight the one who hunts your loved one
>>318317689
FFXIII
>you destroy the will of the planet
>you destroy God
>>318317735
yep
You enter a cathedral
You shove a fucking stone into your head
>>318313438
Groundhog day
>>318318061
Dark Cloud 2
>>318317720
Dragons Dogma
>>318317216
Crisis Core
>you wake up in a field with a symbol on your hand
>you wake up in a field without a symbol on your hand
>Drive to an insane asylum
>get shot
>>318318032
>>318317224
Sanitarium?
>>318317742
crysis 2
>>318317684
You finger your trigger from the release
>>318316967
Oblivion?
>>318318023
Farcry 2.5
>>318318029
Fuck ok then
>red fairy becomes black fairy
>red fairy becomes black fairy again
>go to a skate demo
>punch your former best friend in the fucking jaw
>>318317950
Until Dawn
>>318318041
Stanley Parable
>become the ruler
>get bored of the game
>You leave the train
>You take the train
>>318318162
Fire Emblem Awakening
>>318318041
Stanley Parable
>>318318162
Waifu Emblem
>>318318162
Fire Emblem Awakening?
>>318318126
Diablo?
>>318317720
Dragon's Dogma
>>318317817
Dark Souls
>>318317825
Tales of Symphonia
>>318318069
Kid Icarus Uprising
>>318318126
Diablo
>>318318162
FE Awakening
>>318318069
Eternal Darkness?
>>318318196
THUG
Wake up in a bunker
End up blind
>>318318203
Fable 3
>be born
>die
not many video games have a prologue where you're fucking born and in the baby's perspective
>>318317934
.....i have no mouth and i have to scream ?
>Your friend talks about you in front of a camera
>Your friend wishes you well in front of a camera
>Drive up hill
>Open door and get shot
>you get sent to another dimension
>you kill your dad
>>318318106
Asura's Wrath?
>>318318023
Farcry 3
>>318318106
Asura's Wrath
