I wish Nintendo would drop this piece of usless shit.
>useless
>is the exact reason Mario learns about the Star Spirits locations in Paper mario
>>318168721
nintendo should drop all in favor of only good mario girl
>>318169068
Agreed
>>318169068
They need Peach because Bowser has to kidnap someone, and Im pretty sure Rosalina can drop his shit pretty hard if he tried to fight a cosmic god.
>>318168721But then who would /v/ fap to?
>>318169301
Hopefully the trope is dead. Peach has been playable in the last 3D Mario game and I really enjoy playing with her. Better than some fat fuck and his faggot brother.
So this is the Smash thread. Post mains.
>>318169068
I agree, Nintendo should focus on Daisy.
>>318168893
Mario RPGs are not canon.
>>318169375
>fapping to humans
Get the fuck out.
>>318170347
No game is canon faggot
Fire Peach is best Peach.
So I want her playable all the time now.
>>318168721
Never understood, anti Peach fans.
>>318170347
>Fapping to mon's
I...Emm...
>>318169068
>>318169281
Daisy and Rosalina need their own game together.
>>318170596
People are sick of plot device "characters" how exactly is that hard to understand?
>>318170737>tfw when that picture is already in my mon folder.
>>318170967
Then don't play Mariobros, of all things?I know it's hard for Nintenpals to do, but I'd recommend trying other videogames.
Nintendo are japanese. They aren't sick of damsel in distress stuff like the west are, god knows why. Of thy haven't dropped peach after 30 years sadly they won't do it now
They don't need to drop her. Just keep making her playable. Even if the next 3D Mario went back to single player only all they have to do is keep the character select screen.
>>318171649
The west apologizes for Snow White.
Frozen made tons of Jabs at it in the movie.
>>318172148
Do you think, during the middle of the night, when Peach is sitting in her bed all alone with a Mario plushie in her hand, that she starts to meekly masturbate?
>hating on Peach
You people are assholes. Stop taking video games seriously.
I mean shit, she was playable in the newest 3D Mario game and you fucks are still huge retards about her.
>m-muh damsel in distress!!!!
Big fucking deal. I've heard women tell stories about how wet they were after they were "saved" by a guy they liked in some way or another. The insecurities you neckbeards and feminists have when it comes to damsels is fucking hilarious to watch unfold.
>>318170967
Mario has no fucking plot you fucking idiot. That's the god damned point. It's a GAME.
I can't believe I lived to see the day where people demand more plot from Mario of all video games.
>>318172754
This has nothing to do with plot. People just don't want Peach to be useless in the platform games. That's it
>>318172890
Except she wasn't in the latest game, and you fuckers are still bitching like clockwork. It's hilarious how stupid you people are.
The bottom line is that she is the Princess. She rules over Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser wants her and wants to fuck up Mushroom Kingdom. Better grab her!
It's just an excuse to go on an adventure and theres nothing wrong with that. You people sicken me for seeing problems where there are literally none.
Try not to be a moron next time you post.
>>318173307
>furshit
>not warrant deletion
>>318173550
>he doesn't remember what moot said about furry video game characters
>being this new
>>318170347
go on
They'll never drop her until they die, but they could at least make her a stronger character like in several of the Mario RPGs, Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario 3D World, and this glorious masterpiece displayed on the left.
>>318173941
Peach was truly scary in those comics. A maniac.
>>318173941
>make her stronger character by making her Luigi
Anon, just shut the fuck up.
The western world's hate for girly girls NEVER ends. I swear to fucking god I don't know why all of you want females to be males.
>>318173712
>Moot
Speaking of being new, he doesn't work here anymore champ.
>>318172593
>>318172754
>>318173158
>tfw no one can actually fucking counter these posts
Feels good, desu senpai
>>318174064
What? Just look up Super Mario Adventures and you'll see why I referenced it. It has nothing to do with her becoming Luigi (which would be idiotic by the way). That's also disregarding the games I also mentioned. I want Peach to stay a girl, but I want her to become a stronger character. That's why I prefer Daisy and Rosalina to her.
>>318174206
>he started browsing 4chan after moot left
Man, I'm getting old.
>>318174392
>That's why I prefer Daisy and Rosalina
>A "tomboy" and a literal space Goddess
So Daisy is only stronger because she has the word "tomboy" in her bio? Are you serious right now? How is Daisy any "stronger" than Peach? Explain yourself.
In Rosalina's case, that's not even fair to compare. To me, it sounds like you want all of them to be the same and that you just can't handle shit.
At the end of the day, if Bowser wanted Daisy, he'd get her and there would be absolutely nothing she could do to stop it. Your way of thinking is obtuse as fuck.
>>318171649
>>318172262
Why is damsel in distress an inherently bad thing?
Honestly the attempts made in the west to "break the mold" just end up messy, unimpressive and not memorable in the slightest.
Having to save a princess is easily motivation enough to get the job done. Obviously not every game should do it, but why berate the few that still do? What's the problem?
>>318175314
>What's the problem
Insecure people that get triggered by women needing saving. Yet at the very same time, all these people would most definitely
>want a man to be roadside with walking alongside a woman, so the woman has a lesser chance of being hit by a vehicle
>want to save as many women and children as possible in any given scenario involving death and destruction
>feel more sympathy for a female victim of just about anything than a male victim
and I could seriously go on and on but you get the point. Basically, they want all the women in Media to be like Kratos from God of War but they still want all the perks of being grills too.
>>318175314
Because it's a very lazy cliche and overused cliche. People in the west also don't like the implication that it makes women look incompetent at best and useless at worst.
I want to fuck peach!
>>318168721
In the two mainline Mario games where she was a playable character, she was the best character
She's just kinda useless
>>318170347
Yiff in hell furfaglammy and callie briggs are exceptions
>>318175720
Then why does the west seem perfectly fine with every male father figure in every cartoon and TV sitcom being a fucking braindead, unreliable, piece of shit? Just because in the end, he's there and still lovable?
It's the same fucking trash but people sure complain more about damsels.
Lazy? Why do you need anything else in a video game? Can you actually make a supporting argument for how this is lazy?
>>318175695
I thought people said Nintendo had no plot?
>>318168721
But that's not Reggie.
>>318168721
I think when you reached a point in your life when Mario should be more than just the platform hero/Mickey Mouse-tier everyman reliving Miyamoto's Popeye boner, you should probably move on to other games or at least reconsider your priorities.
>>318169523
mario has a better bmi than you have
>>318168721
everyone gives her shit for not defending herself when the problem is that EVERYONE in the Kingdom goes full retard when Bowser comes to kidnap her. For fuck sakes, in one of the recent games Bowser grabs her inches from where Mario and Luigi are sitting.
>>318177084
Mario has progressively got better with his weight.
He's went from fatass to just slightly portly in 1996 and beyond.
>>318172890
She's not useless. She's OP compared to Mario Weegee and Cap'n Toad. Stop your retard SJW antics.
>>318168721
When she's actually playable (SMB2, SMRPG, Smash Bros, SM3DW), she's amazing. Surely you just mean you wish they'd drop the "damsel in distress" trope for her, right?
>>318180636
At least make sure they don't make her VA record another line that consists of "Maaaaaaaariooooooo!"
>>318180813
That really annoyed me in 3D Land. Bitch pull out your fucking parasol and kick Bowser's ass
>>318180636
Pretty much.
>>318168721
Daisyfag detected
>>318173712
>>318174449
>moot
Literally who.
What about a Peach breeding game?
>>318169301
>I'm pretty sure Rosalina can drop his shit pretty hard if he tried to fight a cosmic god.
Bowser succeeded in kidnapping Rosalina in Galaxy 2.
>>318181816
make this game plz
>>318182034
id love it
>>318181816
Fuckin Akairiot man.
>>318182034
>Prego Peach the game
My dick would be diamonds.
>>318175991
Because most fathers don't feel the need to complain about how they are portrayed, they are usually concerned with doing what they have to do.
>>318183142
Exactly.
Women and insecure men have a need to constantly bitch and moan about shit that isn't even a fucking issue.
Oi m8s, wasn't Peach considered to be a user of magic, hence why she was kidnapped in the first place in the original SMB?
Why not bring back that shtick, and give her magic? Or would it make her feel too much like Zelda?
>>318184360
She has healing magic m9
>>318184360
Yes. She has magic.
