Ambassador Anon, when we secretly gave your people computing technology in the 2950s, we did so under the impression that you would use it to better yourselves and eventually join the Galactic Council. Instead you appear to have invested significant resources in the trivial pursuit of these "videod games." Please explain.
>>318168114
ayy
ayy lmao
ayy
>>318168114
Uhhh, uhhh......ayy lmao!
>>318168114
Humans are an inherently lazy species that primarily aims to improve their enjoyment in life, the idea of hedonism, if you will.
In time, people found a passion in video game as a way to express their artistic self and survive in the world's economy.
As time furthered, interest in playing said games increased until it grew and grew into the current status of big companies and minor companies producing games constantly and consumers buying and enjoying and/or bitching about them.
AYYY LMAAAO
ayy lmao
>videod
Well ain't that just ayy lmao
>>318168712
ayy lmao
OOOOH, MR ADVANCED ALIEN RACE IS LOOKING DOWN HIS NOSE AT US FROM HIS SUPERIOR MACFAG MOBILEFAG DEVICE.
>>318168712
ayy.
you tumblr meme loving fucks
>>318168114
HOW DARE YOU COMMANDER.
THESE VIDEO GAMES HAVE ELIMINATED ALL PLANETARY CONFLICTS. OUR PLANET IS UNITED AND WE ARE COMING FOR ANYONE WHO WOULD TAKE THAT AWAY. MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME. CAN YOURS SAY THE SAME.
>>318168114
But Thor, thanks to that, we have neps now.
Ayy
>>318168114
Fucking kill yourself Thor.
oh wait
It's not like your race has ever done anything incredibly retarded with technology, you know like that whole clone-yourself-until-your-gene-pool-breaks-down-into-a-muddy-puddle situation you guys are in?
And you couldn't even work out how to destroy replicators when all you have to do is throw small pieces of metal at them at subsonic velocities.Ayy lmao
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>>318169143
That's Supreme Commander, anon.
>>318168114
Whoa....
You have led your people into the galaxy through the stargate.
You are our choice.
You humans are disgusting. At least the dark elves on your planet are suitable vessels for experimentation.
>>318169582
How about you supremely command my dick up your ass your noseless fuck.
ayy lamo
Ayo
>>318168114
>>318168114
I miss the Asgard and I miss SG1 ;_;
>>318172379
God dammit you beat me to it
