WHY CAN'T I FUCK HER AND HER HOT NEARLY IDENTICAL SISTER
FUCK YOU CDPR
They removed it for some reason. The way it just ended abruptly means something was cut.
>>318127954
you really don't see how they were proving a point?
I was severely disappointed with the lack of things i could fuck in W3. Witcher 2, I was Geralt, weilder of silver sword and steel cock, slayer of monsters and monster cooch.
geralt became a beta bitch after he got his memories back and remembered that he is a sorceresses boot-licker
>>318127990
>you put up with her nilfy bullshit
>she comes all hot and bothered to geralt
>unzips dick
>changes his mind, tells her to fuck off
>she goes around spreading lies about you
I could see that happening, but at least we get the Iron Maiden
>>318128087
>implying he doesn't fuck anything with a pulse in the books too even under the influence of the djinn
he just writes letters to yenneffer about it and she bitches at him passivley agressivley back via letters
also that bit in the tutorial dream where he says Yenn was never at kaer morhen is patently false, how'd CDPR miss that or is it something wrong in the English translation?
>>318128036
seriously, actually one of my biggest disappointments
like EVERY village is filled with hot bitches and you can fuck like three girls (?) in the game?
and don't get me started on the delicious brown succubus WHO YOU CAN'T FUCK FOR NO REASON REEEEEEEE
>>318128036
Witcher 2
>Ves
>triss
>succubus
>elven girl
>cynthia
Witcher 3
>yen
>triss
>keira
>jutta
>the spy
>shani
Only game were geralt humped everything that moved was the first game.
>>318128087
>>318128273
Geralt is a fucking party boy all the time when he is not hunting monsters. He wastes his gold on hookers and blow as soon as he can.
In the expansion, one of his possible wishes from Gaunter O'Dimm is "unlimited vodka".
I mean come on.
>>318128324
those last two from the dlc?
i'm waiting for the next dlc to come out before i start up a new save. I look forward to porking more slavic babes
>>318128459
Only Shani is from the dlc. The spy is from the gwent quest in Novigrad. I forgot what her name was but she was a spy in the books for Assire while she worked as a whore in Nilfgaard.
>>318128273
Yeah Yen has been to Kaer Morhen multiple times in the books.
Tomira, Corrine, the Var Attre Twins and Cerys will all have Sex Scenes in the Enhanced Edition you heard it here first.
>>318128370
You know jackshit about the character.
>>318128734
maybe the idea was specifically that she wasn't there when Ciri was training at that age, Triss was, but it didn't come off that way in the scene. Also, was the hole in the wall there from W1? (because it would be waste of time and money to fix it for that one scene) can't remember but it was a dream after all so... still triggers my autism
>>318128845
>Cerys
>shag her on that frozen haunted house on the hill as dawn breaks
I can dig it
I would also appreciate variety in literal fucking animation. Seemed to always get the same one.
>>318128845
>cerys
>Var Attre twins
anon i would pay another $60 if the enhanced edition was just that.
man i can't wait for Witcher 3 with all the dlc and the enhanced edition. Shit will be gotyay.
fuck cdpr for not letting me fuck Cerys atleast. The sexual tension was palpable
another thing from Blood of Elves and Witcher 3, if an Craite is just jarl of that one island, not king of skellige why did the mainlanders act like he represented all of the isles? them not getting the culture? retconned?
>>318128921
Yeah its werid and I just assume that they meant that Yen wasn't there during Ciri's training afterall Eskel and Vesemir all act like they met her before.
>twinsisters
>they fight each other
>1 sister flirts with geralt
>the other one sees it and is jealous
>the flirting sister wants to meet geralt outside of the training
this is how could have went
>jealous sister acts like her twinsister
>meets geralt before her
>fucks geralt
>the other sister finds out because she couldn't find geralt at the meeting spot
>she finds them fucking in her room
>they fight again
>ends up being a threesome
>wasting time fucking whores when Ciri is in danger
>>318129178
When did Crach appear in BoE? I only remember him in the last wish and the swallow's tower?
>>318129268
I was totally expecting a tug of war quest line where at the end if you picked all the right options you could sleep with both of them. They dropped the ball big time.
>>318129357
Ciri has a vision of him apologizing to the queen of cinta after duny and pavetta die
>>318128295
I killed her, but I would've liked to have fucked and killed her
Picking Yen over triss is my biggest vidya regret
I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43FnCO1DkOU&ab_channel=miracleofsound
>>318129532
I was a trissfag and the breakup scene is fucking heartbreaking, you can feel it on her face
>>318129616
I let Triss go, went to Skellige, and spent the next few hours watching Yen be a bitch to Geralt and I hated her,
>>318129145
Was it? Gerald knew her since she was a child.
>>318127707
They really fucked that one up. I don't know why they bothered putting that fencing lesson quest in the game, it's just out of context for Geralt.
>hurrr two fucking useless drunks got killed because of you, why don't you fuck off home and never talk to me again
>meanwhile kills 10 useless drunks per day because of reasons.
>>318129457
Maybe because the main landers don't know much about the isles?
So, I'm pretty certain the season pass won't go on sale during the Christmas sales, so is it value to grab the pair right now with the base game at 50%, or do I wait a year for Enhanced Edition?
>>318129818
well he specifically apologized because he was the brother of the king of cintra or some shit, but yeah I chalk it to that and also probably sapowski changing his mind about skellige later on
>>318128087
Yeah people think Geralt is a badass forgot that he's a beta socially inept door mat for Yennefer.
>>318128324
I think Witcher 3's problem was that prime ass was far more numerous than in Witcher 2, but inaccessible.
>>318129268
>>318129375
fucking shit game 0/10
>>318129904
That's classic Sap right there.
>>318129347
No homo but is anyone else glad for Geralt's W3 model? He's much more handsome now.
![Dance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NQdWx2r.jpg "Dance[1].jpg")
I was cursed to transform into a hideous hedgehog monster at night and so wandered the world as a knight errant until by chance I saved the life of a king who promised me his daughter which was what I needed to break the curse
oh, I'm also emperor of most of the known world
>>318129752
>want to bone every possible character
>won't be a pussy bitch and just pay them
>fight them both with only fists
>win
>Geralt "2 people are dead because of you"
i will never have the succ
This whole game lacked the fuck factor the other games had.
I get it, they REALLY wanted to focus on the canon love interest (yen/triss).
But the last two games, I couldnt walk 10 feet without bitchs ALL OVER Geralts dick. In the third, no one has any interest in witcher dick, and that shit is supposedly PRIME.
>>318129746
Yen's just a kitten with claws. But the pussy game ridiculous.
>>318127707
I just bought witcher 3 without having played the games before. How does it play and what should I know gameplay and rpg wise before starting.
>>318130012
Reminder that at one point Geralt was an austitic, suicidal, drifter who hated his job and the majority of the world. I think he would fit right in on 4chan.
>>318130306
Swing swords till stuff dies.
so do i wait for the official translations of the swallows tower and lady of the lake in a year/two years or are there fan translations that are passable
>>318130306
the rpg elements themselves are really weak unfortunately
gameplay is the best of any witcher game, still not great.
witcher 3 has fantastic quests, characters, writing, locations, monsters etc. Just go out there and do shit
>>318130426
Wait for official, fan translations always fuck something up.
>>318130306
gameplay, action RPG fast light attack and slow heavy attack, a selection of minor spells, and alchemy
preperation was key in lore and older games and is still important but now you can use shit during a fight
your role that you play is a travelling monster slayer for hire, a despised mutant but also a legendary folk hero supposedly mutated into an unfeeling neutral abomination but burdened by a moral compass nonetheless
W3 is more book based than 1 or 2 because your amnesia is gone. You're looking for your adopted daughter, who is >>318130196 's biological daughter who has insane power and is subject to a prophecy about the end of the world
the game does a decent job of filling you in, but I recommend reading Last Wish for general feel and Yennefer info and Blood of Elves for Ciri info
>>318130252
anon witcher 3 has more fucks than 2
not more than 1 though. The problem with 3 is that there is prime ass EVERYWHERE but 99% of it is unaccessible.
>>318130306
Don't waste your money buying food when you start the game. Collect the items you need to create potions. You'll need the Swallow potion to heal yourself. You can find flowers and other shit you'll need to create potions while you're out and about looking for quests.
Save often.
>>318130550
thats what I figured. At least I get sword of destiny teusday
>>318130306
read the fucking beastiary
They need to publish a fan disc with routes for these side characters.
>>318127707
>you will never be a boytoy for a rich manipulative whore who doesnt respect you
Who here is slightly hyped for the films?
>>318130667
>tfw you get burnt out in white orchard trying to pick every flower
>>318130756
>new Hexer films
tell me of this wonders? also vidya movies will never work unless they dub whoever they get with the game voice and that will never happen
>>318130756
>films
There's movies in production?
>>318130815
It is not a vidya movie you retard.
It is just a polish movie with more money than the TV series
>>318130789
>pick all those flowers because I remember Flotsam and I wanna be a well prepared weizdmin
>discover shit just refills with alcohol
>be salty
>download mod that turns the alchemy back in W2 system
I can understand why they did it, in a map that huge hunting for ingredients takes autism but I really like muh immersion and consistency
>>318130815
>implying there based on the games
They're not going to be vidya movies but are going to be book adaptations. First one will be about the short stories the witcher and the lesser evil after that they will go from there.
>>318130897
Isn't it supposed to be directed by Tomasz Baginski (the guy who has made TW cinematics), by t he way?
>Witcher 3 50% off on Steam
Worth buying? Been sorta on the fence about it ever since it got released. Should I wait and see if the sale goes any lower?
>>318130965
buy it on GOG faggot
>>318130851
Yes, by the people who made The Mummy and King of Scorpions leading the production and some Polish studio handling the rest.
>>318130964
Yes and he also wants to get a British actor for Geralt.
>>318130948
>>discover shit just refills with alcohol
what?
>download mod that turns the alchemy back in W2 system
link
>>318130965
In half a year it'll be $5
>>318130965
Buy on GOG you daft punk.
>>318131046
>what?
When you meditate, all your potions refill thanks to the alcohol in your inventory. It's automatic.
>>318131046
by default, the game refills every potion and bomb if you have alcoholest in your inventory every time you meditate
think this is it
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/54/?
>>318130965
why the fug would you buy it on steam when you can get it on gog
>>318130948
TW1 system was superior because you needed the correct alchemical substances, not necessarily specific herbs. It's both thematic (more thematic in a way, I'd dare say) and removes the grind for specific herbs.
>>318131270
achievements
>>318131184
>>318131318
there's this one too and it seems to do what you say (didn't play witcher 1 yet )
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/552/?
>>318131318
>(more thematic in a way, I'd dare say)
geralt never makes potions in the books, he always gets given them.
>>318131329
GOG has achievements.
>>318131329
>meaningless pop-ups telling you that you did a trivial feat in a video game is worth subjecting yourself to DRM
not to mention that valve takes a 30% cut
>>318127707
Yeah, she was cute as fuck, she deserved a route too.
>>318127707
I thought I did something wrong when we parted ways. At least I know it wasn't my mistake.
>>318131329
HAHAHAHA pussyboi
I wish witcher was actually fertile and you could make harem and lots of babies, then at end you would reveal to your harem about other girls in it, all would be preggo around same time.
>>318131897If you did that alchemy quest in Flotsam for the Dwarfs Geralt may or may not be fertile again meaning every girl you fuck in W3 may or may not be pregnant with his child.
>>318131897
>Ciri is fertile as foretold in prophecy
plant them seeds dammit, and your children shall rule the world
>>318132016
Well only Jutta and the other girl. It's confirmed that Yen, Triss, and Keira are all infertile.
>>318132057
We do know she has a child one point in the future due to the gates opening but book timeline is different than the game timeline so who knows if she will have a child in the game one.
>>318132342
I thought Sorceresses could get pregnant it was just super frowned upon and sometimes ended up badly?
>>318129542
That's very tastefully done. Nice.
>>318132569
No magic literally ruins their uterus. Yennefer spent her whole life trying to fix it but couldn't. It's confirmed in baptism of fire that Triss and Keira are also infertile. Like 99% of magic users are infertile though there are rare cases like Geralt's mom and one of Vilgefortz's parents.
>>318132342
Having never played a witcher game, learning of infertile women in the game is a huge, game breaking deal for me.
If I can't shoot my load into them and have her eggs get fertilized by my little witchers, then I may as well remain a pure virgin.
>>318132569
They are also infertile
Anyway, it'd be a Bad Idea, at least in a certain other fantasy series
>>318132807
>little witchers
witchers are infertile too
>>318132807
Witchers shoot blanks as well anon
>>318132924
a bad idea in witcerhverse too
>No one is born a wizard. We still know too little about genetics and the mechanisms of heredity. We sacrifice too little time and means on research. Unfortunately, we constantly try to pass on inherited magical abilities in, so to say, a natural way. Results of these pseudo-experiments can be seen all too often in town gutters and within temple walls. We see too many of them, and too frequently come across morons and women in catatonic state, dribbling seers who soil themselves, seeresses, village oracles and miracle-workers, cretins whose minds are degenerate due to the inherited, uncontrolled Force.
These morons and cretins can also have offspring, can pass on abilities and this degenerate further. Is anyone in a position to foresee or describe how the last link in such a chain will look?
>Most of us wizards lose the ability to procreate due to somatic changes and dysfunction of the pituitary gland. Some wizards — usually women — attune to magic while still maintaining efficiency of the gonads. They can conceive and give birth — and have the audacity to consider this happiness and a blessing. But I repeat: no one is born a wizard. And no one should be born one! Conscious of the gravity of what I write, I answer the question posed at the Congress in Cidaris. I ask most emphatically: each one of us must decide what she wants to be — a wizard or a mother.
>I demand all apprentices be sterilised. Without exception.
>>318132807
Witchers are sterile hence why Geralt and Yen have to have an adopted daughter. They're mutants and can't reproduce. The note was just a joke put in by the game developers.
>>318128593
The spy is from the gwent tournament.
One more thing, should I grab the dlc before starting a game because it adds weapons and materials or is it all story and I can wait for the second one to come out?
Also, is there a lot of nudity and sex in the game because I may share the game with my younger brother and I don't really want to let him play a sex heavy game.
Don't want him to end up like me. He's already got a gf after developing a good personality.
>>318133679
not a lot in ratio the hundreds of hours of shit to do in 3 but yeah, a lot of tits compared to the average game
>>318130178
Not at all, they made him look too kawaii and he lost his slavic charm. I prefer the Polish looking witcher in W1/2.
>>318127707
>WHY CAN'T I FUCK HER
Because it's a video game about killing monsters. It's not a Mass Effect tier fucking simulator.
>>318133679
It's mostly just story though there are a few outfits but it does have the best sword in the game.
There is nudity and sex scenes though the sex scenes aren't really that graphic. No cock or pussies just tits and ass.
>>318128459
also why can't you fuck that bitch while she's trapped in the stupid dream?
I mean she's right there, already half naked and she can't wake up, who wouldn't do it?
>>318129747
that's what makes it hot
>>318129347
>Implying sex, brawl tournaments and gwent aren't the biggest priority
Eve Yen stops just to search for some genie.
>>318129746
And she was a bitch to everyone
>Lets fucking steal this mask that could destroy the isles, from one of our few actual allies
>WE'RE IN A RUSH GERALT
>HEY, stop your little prayer, let me disrespect your customs some more and tell me about Ciri, i don't give a fuck that all your family died
>WE'RE IN A RUSH GERALT
>Let me use unholy magic to bring this disgraced hero that sacrificed his honor, family and life to save Ciri, and them treat him like shit, all in this sacred garden-OOPS, LOOKS LIKE I DESTROYED IT
>WE'RE IN A RUSH GERALT
>Wait Geralt, before we move on with the quest for Ciri, i want to chase some genie and waste time telling you to swim in drowner infested water
>>318128324
Who was the spy you can fuck in witcher 3?
>>318133679
>He's already got a gf
Why would you think he wants to play your video games, anon?
