Baby Sephiroth is now 10 years old.
>I am 21 inches long
>Dovakin is 4 years old
>>318121723
>>318121723
He's a big guy.
>>318121723
woah, it's like a thrid leg! it's like, almost 2.7 of my dicks
>>318121619
He looks like that picture of an elf from Runescape.
>>318121768
He's going to be bullied so hard.
So hard.
>>318121619
Only four years away from murdering his parents.
>>318121937
kek
How old will be be when the ff7 remake comes out?
>>318122193
probably 20
>>318122193
>he will be old enough to see who he was named after
I can't wait.
I bet everyone just calls him Roth or something. Except his mother who probably calls him Sephie.
>>318122752
if he isn't already mocked for having a dumb name in school he'll get fucking reamed when remake hits.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear a story about a kid named fucking sephiroth either
>getting emancipated
>murdering his parents
>getting a name change
come 2017 or whenever FF7R drops
>>318121619
>this kid is going to be 12 or so when the FFVII remake comes out
kek
>>318122868
or just fucking seth holy shit how dumb can you be
>>318123036
>he's going to have to deal with the next generation of preteen Sephiroth fangirls
I seriously hope he has convinced his parents to change his name to a normal one.
>>318121619
>Emuparadise
>Gamespot
>Gamespy
>SA
What year is this from?
>>318123442
dude is gonna get mad fat weeb girl pussy
>>318121723
>21 inches of rock hard baby cock
>>318122939
More like his edgy pubic angst will kick in and he'll finally embrace the fedora
>Of course! That's why I've always been bullied. They were jealous of destiny. My legacy begins now. Mother! you must purchase the masamune from Chinatown for my next birthday!
He's probably already gotten yaoi doujins from fat fujoshits.
I remember when a woman named her baby after Yuji Naka. At least he can get away with this name by nicknaming himself Seph.
>>318122752
>>318122939
>>318123442
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>>318124035
I don't think the kid cares about his name when he is retarded.
>>318121619
>It's been this long already
>599 US DOLLARS and 8.8 was almost ten years ago
>>318121723
>THIS
>>318124337
How do you know the Sephirot kid is retarded?
>>318121937
Now you know why his name wasn't important.
>>318121619
his face looks like wojak
>>318124482
We're almost in the year 2016 and I still see Sephiroths in every single MMO I touch.
How is that still a thing
>>318124715
>They did not grow up
>>318122868
Or maybe Seph /Seth? You know, the latter of which is an actual name?
>>318124653
what do these mean confusing words mean?
>>318122868
>yells everyone to call him a different name and no one finds out his name is stupid
Wow so hard. Later he can just say his parents were weird religious types.
>>318125760
That you need to open a dictionary.
>>318121890
Parents busy playing their free copy of Fallout 4 to care
>>318121619
>That thread where a Jewish /v/irgin came in and said that trying to explain it away as being a biblical reference was bullshit because Sephiroth is plural or some shit
Can't remember exactly, but I remember getting a kick out of that.
>>318121768
>Dovakiin
FTFY
I wonder how all those literal Khaleesi fags are going to feel in a decade?
>>318124653
So we can assume that the parents were drunk when they named him too?
>>318124337
FAS doesn't mean you're necessarily retarded, he'll definitely be slow though.
