Hohohoho, and what vidya would you like for Christmas Anon?
>>318070632
a job
>>318070632
A job.
>>318070632
a gf
money, fuck vidya
>>318070632
my gf back
Just Cause 3
An updated Star Wars Battlefront II with better graphics, Santa :3
>>318070632My grandpa.
Sex with santa.
>>318070632
Black ops 3 for christmas santa! call of duty is my favourite game series! i have so much nostalgia for rust! i loved to mlg scope my n00b friends!
A job
>>318070632
>tfw will always be scared of santa because of a nightmare i had as a kid where he caught me sneaking and turned me into stone
>>318070737
>>318070768
>Needing Santa to be your wingman
He can't help you fools keep them
>>318071094
thats a gorgon you penis.
This is asking for a lot but a rope and sturdy branch please.
Another year with my father
>>318071126
Santa is the best wingman. He knows where all the naughty girls live :^)
>>318070632
Video games to be good again.
>>318071094
What the fuck
>>318070632
Shadow of mordor on sale for 16 bucks from papa GabeN.
Is it worth it?
Money. loads and loads of money so I could buy a new rig, and all the vidya I want. Also, some way to prevent all the vidya from screwing with my uni studies.
>>318071172
Here you go, anon.
>>318071094
That's what was supposed to originally happen.
Santa is an Elf, notorious tricksters, and the expectation was that kids were supposed to be asleep when he came in. If you saw him and he caught you he turned you into stone. Then tradition briefly said it was coal (thanks industrial revolution) and finally he just gave you coal.
So yeah, don't let Santa catch you.
>>318070632
Nothing.
>>318071335
shoulda asked for gold. the dollar is doomed
I'd like you to resurrect my parents and sister. They died in the Germanwings crash.
3 million dollars so I can live the rest of my life comfortably and jobless.
>tfw your wish will never come true
>>318071537
>one time I was masturbating while wearing a dress
>fucking roommate walks in wearing santa clothes
What gives people the right to come in just because they are wearing Santa outfit?
>>318071761
Not for sexual
>>318070632
Gimme your dick Santa.
>>318071537
Beware, beware, Krampus' stare,
Should you be caught, your bones will be bare
Jangling of chains and gnashing of teeth,
Your lungs pressed together til you cannot breathe.
Beware, beware Krampus' stare,
Begone, begone whilst death is in the air
>>318071646
you will be constantly worried about this money, become extremely cheap, and probably lose it all due to unforeseen circumstances, money do not bring happiness
>>318070632
I want smug anime reaction pics.
>>318071808
I once masturbated in a bridesmaid dress.
it was quite exhilarating. For the life of me I could not find where the cum flew.
>>318071808
So who gave the treaties?
>>318072434
I didnt ask for pictures of dicks.
>>318071438
>You will never have hot sex with a white haired daddy bear on Christmas
Why live?
>>318072670
That's the closest you'll get to another man's sword
>>318072867
You wish
>>318072867Wrong.
>>318070632
Battlefront
>>318071126
Santa has the best intel though.
>>318072995
That's why I said another; your own doesnt count
>>318070632
A loli gf.
>>318070632
I want to touch your beard :3
>>318073207Still wrong.
To be fair, its been 6 years.
Subway pass pls
But Santa, I'm a Jew.
>>318070632
The insectors minigame from Rogue Galaxy released as a stand alone.
Just make this come out already
>>318072686
I'm thinking one of the DS Dragon Quest games.
Which is the best for those new to the series?
>>318074340
Oh ho ho ho,so am I!
>>318070632
A restful and eternal sleep with a never ending dream.
A harem of sexy demon girls!
Any weebshit for my Vita would be appreciated desu senpai
a family that wants to be around me
Get rid of people who don't want me to play 'problematic' games.
Syphilis. And gonorrhoea.
Herpes. A gift that keeps on giving.
>>318070632
MGSV Chapter 3
>>318070632
I need some smug anime girl reaction images Santa!
>>318072105
No but it brings comfort and luxury which bring happiness.
Pokemon super mystery dungeon!!!!
