You guys think Peach might be a virgin?
What about Samus?
Nope, they took each other's virginity.
Peach is, but she wants Mario's D. She's a princess so she's had to maintain her chastity.
Samus definitely isn't.
No. Anything they have ever done, sexually, in a h-game counts as canon sex.
>noticing Snake and Mario in the back
Was Samus ever given some sort of motivation for why she goes around saving the galaxy and shit? Is she paid to do it?
>>318045117
Peach is definitely virgin.
t. Mario
>>318045117
I think you're a virgin OP
I wish I could draw...
>>318046197
Well Ridley and the Metroids are the primary threats to that galaxy and Samus really, really hates Ridley
Peach gets "captured" by Bowser on a regular basis, so no. I'd go as far as claiming she ain't no princess, because she is a size queen.
>>318046197
She allegedly hates Ridley for killing her parents, but Other M made her terrified of him.
She's allegedly a bounty hunter, but she's never hunted a bounty.
She was likely paid for Metroid & Metroid II as she was called in by the Galaxy Federation for assistance, but the rest she was being altruistic as fuck.
She musta gotten LOADS of Spacey Dollaroos for those two missions.
>>318046983
>>318046347
Oh OK well then going by this information she's likely a virgin. She seems too much the solo loner type to go around looking for space wang.
>>318046496
holy shit get a fucking life my nigger
>>318045117
Samus is too autistic to get laid.
>>318045117
Samus was raised by alien birds.
She doesn't even understand what her body is doing during ovulation
>>318045117
I think you are a fucking autist. Kill yourself.
>>318047445
>implying she doesn't go into a mating frenzy
>>318045117
All Nintendo girls are pure.
>Peach is a virgin
The 8 Koopa kids say otherwise
>>318047445
You can tell she's on her period when she starts making a nest inside her ship. She also starts pecking at males, but so far no Human males have figured out that it's part of her courtship ritual.
>>318047154
Well, it's possible Ridley raped her as a child...
Do you think Samus ever had a relationship while she was still growing up on Zebes?
>>318045774
she fisted her ass, not pussy
>>318045117
Samus strikes me as supremely autistic. Like, she's so down the hole of "kill the space scum & save the universe" that any kind of social interactions besides asking "are you okay and where's the danger" is lost on her.
One and only
Princess Virgin Peach
>>318047445
That is assuming the highly advanced alien birds don't know the basics of human physiology.
They wouldn't be doing a very good job of raising her if they didn't know how her body worked.
>>318045117
>You guys think Peach might be a virgin?
Don't know but im pretty sure OP is
>>318049420
>>318049551
I'm pretty sure I just remade a comic that already exists.
>>318050512
How does Chozo DNA even affect Samus, anyway?
Are bird people super strong and durable or what?
>>318045846
I think the other way. I think Peach is a slut and Samus is a virgin because of her traumas.
>>318045117
Peach probably isn't. I'm not gonna be a dank memester and say DUDE BOWSER KEKS MARIO or DUDE MÉNAGE A TROIS but she and Mario likely get vanilla regularly.
Samus probably has casual one night stands every now and then but can't commit to anything.
>>318049551
they put high heels on the zero suit for a reason
>>318051025
>high heels on the zero suit for a reason
Only in Smash though
>>318049420
this is wrong in so many ways
>>318050780
she can turns into a ball
>>318051005
Nah, a princess would never bang a short italian plumber in overallsBut a tall italian plumber is another story
>>318051025
yes, to look like bayonetta
Peach probably isn't.
Samus probably is, she seems autistic or at the very least a social retard.
>>318048712
>having only anal sex with 2 different guys every day means you are Still a virgin
>You guys think Peach might be a virgin?
>>318049221
Samus probley has tons of issues, even under ideal conditions she would have been the only human on the Chozo planet and would have spent a lot of time alone while all her bird buddies get their freak on during mating season. If she had enough Chozo dna injected to go into mating season with everyone else she would likely still be human enough to not be attractive to Chozo males and she would have crippling self-esteem issues about her appearance.
>>318046014
I bet that you didn't even notice that their rope is about to snap until I pointed it out for you.
>>318050780
It allows her to use their technology.
>>318048453
Once
>>318051615
>Samus scans Chozo lore that turns out to be a messageboard about that feel when a cute human monstergirl's living in your tribe but you're too shy to talk to her
>>318051615
>>318051952
>Samus face when she realize that not having a cloaca is normal for her
>>318051615
>she would likely still be human enough to not be attractive to Chozo males
>Implying there wasn't some Chozo's with a fetish for human girls.
>>318045117
Samus's suit is probably constantly fucking her.
I kind of assumed that she never want to leave her suit a la Ironman 3, and that it would take an honest, caring, kind heartedgirlto coax her out of her suit.
>>318045117
both virgins.
>>318052528
sauce, please?
I always thought Samus would be a virgin. Too busy to even bother having sex let alone have relationships, all she thinks of is killing space pirates. Then add in all her trauma and coldness, yeah Samus is a virgin; she doesn't give a shit about sex.
Peach? Oh of course she fucked mario.
>>318054453
https://i.imgur.com/loT8rjX.jpgEnjoy the early fap anon
>>318055012
Why Nintendo girls always molest Kid Icarus
