Poorly describe a video game in a few words and people try to guess what it is
>It's really cold
>Daddy issues
MGS?
>dad betrays you
>your childhood friend is jesus
>>317908000
I remember Lost Planet too.
>>317908000
Bioshock 2
>your dad dies
>now youre a dad
>it's a cold period
>mommy issues
>Homosexuals
>Barrels
>>317908334
Tales of Symphonia?
>>317908985
donkey kong country
>>317908836
Dragon Quest V
>>317909089
aye
>>317908000
Warcraft III?
>>317908000
Silent Hill Shattered Memories
>>317908985
fuck you astrid. I wanted to see 30+ year old rorona.
Silent Hill Shattered Memories
>>317908000
Shattered Memories?
>>317908991
No but that just adds more parallels I didn't think of
You play as an anime dumbass with a savior figure dressed in white, a magical furry and some loli voiced by Tara Strong. There's also this broad with big tits who dresses funny and grieves because thanks to her some people are ded.
Turns out religion is a lie.
>ITS JUST ESCAPISM! IT ISNT HEALTHY
>>317909651
Cool Spot?
Everyone you know dies and you will end up alone but at least you got to kiss a gay robot
>perfect husbando/waifu pair
>some hipsters dont like art
>whole world is like sims but artsy
>hipster ruin it and husbando
>slap peoples shit with "dead" husbando
>>317908000
FFX nigga
>>317908000
tomb raider
>>317909773
FFTAdv
>>317909819
You're pretty good.
>>317909075
Nope.
>>317909319
Damn man calm down.
you kill and absorb the bad guy who is actually you from the previous version of the universe who killed and absorbed the bad guy who was him from the previous version of that universe who killed and absorbed the bad guy who was him from the previous version of that universe who killed and absorbed the bad guy who was him from the previous version of that universe
Famous composer is actually a weeaboo and is having an anime acid trip during his final hours.
>>317910026
Is that the jet li movie where he gets stronger and stronger killing every multiverse version of him?
>>317910046
Eternal Sonata
>>317910046
Nobuo Uematsu asking for help to finish FFX and X-2 ost
>>317910093
Nope. Instead of multiverses think of it like futurama where time is recursive
Youre God but not really since it was all a coma induced dream. Also everyone is apparently rabbits but their sprites have cat ears
>>317909651
the worst final fantasy
From the same people who made Chrono Trigger, an RPG that doesn't play anything like Chrono Trigger.
>>317910258
Chrono Cross
>>317910217
Drawn to Life
>>317910217Drawn to Life Spongebob Edition.
>>317908000
The final dungeon is the fucking sun
>>317910361
Kerbal Space Program
>>317910258
xenogears?
>>317910361
Korea Space Program.
>>317910361
Digital Devil Saga (2)
It's a story that takes place in a cave
>you glass him
>>317908000
You're the prophesized chosen one of some fucked up legend that's supposed to defeat some goddamn ancient evil that's probably going to be released by some nobody doing who knows what
This repeats itself over the course of multiple iterations
>>317910539
Every fucking RPG ever
>>317910481
Great Cave Offensive
>>317908000
You recruit dead people to train them, and the best ending is a pain in the ass to get.
>>317910131
Yup
>>317910169
No but why did this make me laugh so hard
Local man is punished eternally.
>>317910447
You got it.
>>317909651
This better not be Final Fantasy 10 because you're a full retard if this is how you view the characters.
Topic is to POORLY describe a video game. Not describe one you obviously did not play and as if you have the downs.
>>317910617
Sakurai being forced to work on new Smash Bro games and DLC
>>317910026Soul sacrifice
You play as immortals but you still die somehow if you are knocked out during combat and your mortal party members are killed.
You play as a criminal janitor
>>317910805
Lost Odyssey?
You just got involved in everything and got carried on without even trying or wanting
>main boss steals your heart
> the wind is pushing me
You are a lawyer
You kill people
>>317910246
>>317910676
Tales of Symphonia.
>>317910292
>>317910427
Blue Dragon, but man, those are also some really good answers.
>go on an adventure with your childhood friend
>he's not your friend
dba mtie ntoekelshint: anagram
You're a guy named after an animal piloting a giant robot
>>317910868
You know it is.
>>317910927
You walk around a house shooting guns until you leave in a helicopter.
>>317911067
Earthbound
>>317910925
Fallout 4
>>317911008
Omg. I forgot how super similar ToS is to FFX.
>Divine Shot
>Xenos Beat
Entire plottwist is just Bee Zombies
>>317910925
fallout 4.
You mostly punch things and sometimes kick them maybe
>>317911067
Skullmonkeys!
>>317910927
Kingdom Hearts
...I think... I kinda lost track of everything after the gba game which confused the fuck out of me.. how many games are there of that anyway?
Your main way of interacting with anything is to kick it.
>>317911265
Dead Rising
>you fight people through the power of SONG>they can too
>>317911124
>VGMemes.com
>Pull Up! Pull Up!
>___ has encountered an error
>>317911253
Don't forget about how both have an asinine sequel where there is this guy who looks like the protagonist of the prior game, but isn't actually the protagonist, and the dude goes around doing asinine shit.
>>317911420
Stella Glow
>>317911402
Radiata Stories?
>>317911321
God Hand?
>>317910927
Dragon's Dogma
It's a video game and you play it
>>317911265
Dead Rising, too easy.
>Robots get upset that mankind isn't listening to them, decide to fuck up some aliens.
Pirate sibling trio chases genocide warmachine.
You're a door.
>>317911563
FFX-2?
>>317911572
ASDFmovie The game?
>>317911424
i just grabbed the first thing from google images tbqhwy
>the whole game you're seeking for a way to actually die
>>317911572
Persona 3
Your father is the kindest scientist that actually did more harm than good and looks good with bandanas
>>317910026
Dragon's Dogma.
You get sent to prison at the start and try to make actual sweets, fruits and vegetables get along.
The girls sing songs in this ancient language that is also a fucking programming language
>>317911513
Yume Nikki
>>317911563
Final Fantasy V?
>>317911572
Shin Megami Tensei If...
>>317911636
5 minutes to kill yourself from adultswim games?
>>317911494
>God Hand?
Correct
>>317910026
Bioshock infinite? D:
>kill mexicans
>kill blacks
>kill chinks
>blow up
>>317911743
No
This is an old game newfags don't even know about
>>317911420
Ar Tonelico?
>>317911739
>>317911629
It's not any final fantasy game
You kill monsters by using green bananas on them and reminding them of how ugly they are.
>>317911845
Hatred
>>317911420
Guitaroo man
>>317911890
Skyes of Arcadia? Misadventures of Tron Bonne?
>>317910481
Undertale
>John Woo the JRPG
>>317911852
Suicide Salaryman?
>>317911987
>Misadventures of Tron Bonne
Good enough.
>>317910925
Freelancer
>>317911067
Doom 2
Dark Souls
the list goes on
>>317909858
Transistor. One of my favorites
>>317911925
yup
>>317911857
>>317911478
pretty close though
Your great grandparents were dumbasses.
You did the big bad's bidding all along.
>>317911379
of Kingdom Hearts or of the GBA style?
The entire series is 10 games or so I think? Counting ports and remakes.
The plot purposely goes full-retard and jumps around a lot from 2 onward in order to build obsessive fan interest and to make it seem deep. It only gets worse from the GBA game onward.
>>317912246
FFIV?
A kid's father dies, so you dance on her lawn with your co workers.
Fate is bullshit and impatient npcs ruin monologues.
>>317911402
Mega Man Legends?
Inazuma 11?
>>317910539
Record of Agarest War?Zelda
>>317911636
>>317911852
>>317912018
This is not a meme game, actually it's one of the best RPGs
>>317912291
no.
You stab the bad guy with a spine and he explodes.
>>317912284
So basically I should be glad I missed the train to the Kingdom hearts fandom?
you bought a laser sword on ebay
>>317911486
Late but yeah, you got it.
>>317912458
No more Heroes.
>>317912458
No more heroes 1
>>317912331
Why does this sound like it would be a Persona game or something similar.
>>317908000
silent hills shattered memories
>>317912414
Hmmmm....
I'll be honest I can't think of it, and it'll make me feel like an idiot when/if someone gets it I bet.
>>317912524
>>317912527
rightio
You are the bad guy and then you kill the bad guy in your mind to save yourself and him potentially.
If you figure that one out I'll be mildly happy and may even postpone my suicide.
>>317911636
Planescape
>boxing sometimes
>go carts sometimes
>algernon
That weird guy who can use your weapon better than you is actually a computer.
>>317912625
Don't be a faggot and kill yourself. Play videogames and be a cool guy.
>>317912665
Take a cookie, anon
red knight is black knight.
>>317912535
Seeing how now we have a Persona Rhythm Game, you aren't far off.
>>317912431
Depends, if you like disney, final fantasy, and retarded plots, as well as varying quality action RPG gameplay paired with good visual and aural direction, then it might be for you. The GBA one is a one-off that has a 3D remake but no other games like it. The two HD collections on PS3 give you the first 2, the 3D remake of the GBA game, and a port of the PSP game, as well as the cutscenes from two shitty DS games. Then there's 3D, which is probably the first time the gameplay was actually fun, and rumor has it that 1, 2, and 3D are going to be bundled in a PS4 remake at some point. 3 will be out at some point, and it's likely that this game will finally close the door on the main story that has been going since the first game (all the other games serve to fill other game's plot holes while introducing new ones).
I'd say you dodged a bullet but to each his own, some folks love the games.
>>317912771
Video games were a mistake. Everything is a major disappointment to me lately and all I've been doing for the past 5 years was to play Mountain Blade Warband.
Now guess the game, anon.
you're a guy
and you gotta find another guy
but you don't read so you never find the guy and get upset about it
You just wanted an excuse to kill things...it wasnt even a good one
>>317908000
Lost Planet for sure.
>>317908000
SH shattered memories
>>317912892
Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door.
your friend falls into goop and you have to punch and kick everything to save the world.
>>317912625
Fight Club The Video Game.
>>317908000
every jrpg ever
Russian developers refuse to agree on what sort of game they're making.
>>317912992
Jak and Daxter?
>>317912992
Jak 1
>>317912972
Nope.
>>317913017
STALKER
>>317912845
I don't know the game. How about you tell me the game and I go play it?
Get out and do something with your life then if you don't like it. You're free to do whatever you want. There is literally nothing stopping you from pursuing your dreams.
>>317912354
Every bethesda game ever.
A supersoldier merc on magical performance-enhancing drugs kills witches. One superwitch tries to fight back, but he kills her too and creates himself once again.
>>317912992
Jak & Daxter
>>317913007
Noice boots
>>317912625
... for some reason I'm thinking Destroy all humans... or maybe indigo prophecy, but I never really got a chance to finish the last one because some assholes broke in and stole all my shit before I could.
superheroes explore the remains of their cinematic endeavors
>>317913146
FFVII
You save your brothers by blowing them up, yet this also means that by the end you have to blow up as well. However, you weren't necessarily the protagonist.
>>317913030
>>317913036
>>317913152
Yup.
>>317913120
Nope, not the one I was thinking off.
It was delivered by a guy who promised the moon and stars but only delivered the moon.
You play as a trio of hunters who can attach anything to their handguns and smg's and are only able to move around the map via placing puzzle pieces
>>317913092
>There is literally nothing stopping you from pursuing your dreams.
There is. Hilariously it's me. I'm crippled by fear of taking risks and failing so I don't do anything, which ironically just makes me fail in the worst way possible.
The game is Mask of the Betrayer. It's one of my favorite games.
In short never trust extrangers with obvious bad intentions
>>317913090
More obscure, less agreement
>>317913253
sonic adventure
>>317913304
Boku no Health is Low 2: Electric Boogaloo: Dog Edition
Spice Girls hunt for movies because one of them showed a dead boyfriend of one of the girls
>>317913253
They seem to really enjoy doing that.
The world is in danger thanks to either a dude with shit endurance, a manlet who changes flags or a fat lizard who don't need no man. You save the world by finding money on the ground and then getting ripped off and becoming poor again.
>>317913516
FF X-2
>>317913507
Or maybe Guns edition would've been funnier? I dunno.
>you are woken up by someone to begin your adventure
>You arent the chosen one
>Its somebody else in your party
>>317913249
Wrong.
>>317913532
Drakengard
>>317913501
Nice.
>>317913527
So much it knocks her socks off.
Like, really.
>>317908000
>you inherit your dead gramp's farm
>you become a farmer
>I have no memories but I must fuck
>>317913532
drakengard
gud game brah
>>317913532
Drakengard.
The "cannibal elf" was a bit on the nose.
>>317913643
LOZ: Link to the past?
>>317913650
Final Fantasy X.
>>317913643
Chrono Cross.
the meaning of "ring a bell" is inverted
>>317913684
Farming simulator 2015
>>317913532
Drakengard, but its final boss wasn't really a rhythm game. That was in DoD3.
>You spend the game knowing just about nothing
>After learning, you die shortly after and the game ends
>>317913582
Correct
>>317913507
>>317913586
...not getting the refference....sooooo no.
>>317908000
Penumbra.
>>317913794
Terranigma
The Bible is real but Cain don't care he's gonna take over the world.
>>317913363
Anon you just gotta take small steps and build up your confidence.
When the world is staring you down, you gotta stare back. You might fall, but it's all a part of life. You gotta keep trying and when people try and criticize you can atleast say that you're doing something that most people wouldn't even go through with.
You can do the thing.
>>317913827
It's Fable 2 and the reference is Reaver shooting the final boss.
No need to be a twat about it.
>>317908000
Shattered Memories. You should have included
>best non-Japanese game in the series
>better than 4
>An ancient evil awakens.
>Only you can stop it because reasons.
Some dude forgot that running with scissors is not very safe OR friendly.
>>317913852
Nope
>A priest and a nun escape from a box
>>317913794
persona 3
you're a ball covered in jizz and you jump around to try to find a radio at the end of the level and you make music by jumping into circle things
A talented young man lands his dream job. His closest friends and colleagues go insane and/or commit suicide and his employer eventually kills him too.
>>317908000
It's fucking final fantasy 10 okay? Jesus what's the fucking average age of this damn board?
You constantly fight a bunch of N-words.
>polaroid
>dead people
>>317912917Do you feel like a hero yet?
>You are actually playing as a 12 year old girl trying to save herself
>AYY Lmao
>alone but not really
>>317914191
Fetal Frame.
>>317913684
Harvest moon....was it friends of mineral town or the first one?
>>317913310
Resonance of fate
>>317914162
>fantasy Okinawa
>cold
Good joke.
>>317914105
Correct.
>>317914191
Dead Rising
>>317914001
Breath of fire
>>317911525
Megaman x4?
>HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD?
>>317908000
you travel between worlds with a key
>Sit in chair
>Wake up in 2104
>Sheeeeeeeeeit
>>317911572
Trauma centre
>>317914405
Kingdom hearts...wasnt even hard
>>317914265
At the beginning of the came there a part where he's cold and says it's freezing. It has to be ffx
>>317908000
>play of video game in the video game
>Babylonian God of Plagues and Diseases tells says you are a messiah and most work for God
Its supposed to be a fighting game, pic extremely related
>>317914472
i-im sorry pls no bully ;_;
>>317914387
skiout: free
>>317908000
Ok that kid is pretty funny.
>>317914540
Blazblue?
>Underwater
>Sandwich
>>317914240
999
>>317914573
Correct
>>317914540
blazblue
>>317914243
Correct.
>>317914267
This works too though. I forgot about good ol' Frank.
>>317914712
Yep
>>317913906
ok, now that I've had some coffee I caught it.
>>317913882
Legacy of Kain?
>>317913563
Reccettear?
>>317914327
No.
>>317914242
Bloodborne
>>317914624
>>317914763
Correct
Persona ultimate arena works too
A bunch of important people who just met you met you expect you to do everything for them because talked to some other important guy
You go to work late like normal, someone stole your helmet and oxycotin and then shit happens and everything except your coworkers (mostly) either wants to eat you or kill you.
>>317908000
parasite turns you into a demon
>>317915018
LASER: CAUTION
>>317915071
SMT Nocturne...... gooby plz
>>317908000
your rock band manager is the devil
>>317915109
What could it mean?!
