Oh shit nigger, it's that time again. We're gonna play the incredibly complex and astounding game of politics in the United States.
Last time, we tried leading Donald Trump to be the new US President and we got stumped by Hillary Clinton.
Clearly, Trump isn't enough to save us. This time, we're gonna create our OWN politician to become the new President. Let's get this shit started.
Once again, Normal difficulty (despite the fact it defaults to Easy), normal funds and the shortest length, 21 weeks.
Here it is, the custom character creator. We're about to make our dream politician here. Let's start by deciding his first and last name.
>>317907243
Eagle Virgin
>>317907243
Balls Mahone
>>317907243
Josh Feuerstein
>>317907243
The Cleanser
>>317907243
Ben Garrison
>>317907243
Nygaard MacMoney
>>317907243
Senator Armstrong
>>317907997
Oooh, I like this
>>317907997
What cruel parent names their kid "Senator" for a first name? What if he ends up being a plumber or something?
>>317907243
Varg Vikernes
>>317907997
this
>>317907243
Locke Dickson
a name you can trust
Billy kimber
>>317907243
Pol Ack
>>317907243
How about "Adolf Hitler"
Pretty original,I know. Might sound weird but I think it'd fit.
>>317907997
This
>>317907997
Well, alright, considering there are two other posts that want this and considering I also like it. "Senator Armstrong" it is.
What do you think of his appearance? There aren't that many options in the editor, but I think I did good old Armstrong justice.
>>317909471
Sure
>>317909471
>Armstrong
>democrat
You best be switching that party affiliation over to republican.
>>317909471
kek good job
>>317909575
Time to wipe these memes from the face of the Earth
>>317909575
>>317909471
I like it but why is he a Democrat?
>>317909703
>>317909939
Of course not. I have changed his stance to Republican and his Home State to Texas to fit in the real Armstrong.
Now is the time for us to decide his statistics. I am gonna give a short explanation for them, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, so read carefully:
>Stamina
This determines how many STAMINA POINTS your candidate has, allowing for more actions per turn
>Money
This determines your candidate's INITIAL FUNDS
>Fund Raising Ability
This determines how much money your candidate brings in when FUNDRAISING
>Charisma
Charisma increases the effectiveness of SPEECHES and ADS
>Appearance
Appearance increases the effectiveness of INTERVIEW appearances
>Credibility
Credibility increases the effectiveness of your NEGATIVE ADS, and decreases the effects of NEGATIVE ADS your opponent makes
>Experience
Experience makes it easier to win ENDORSEMENTS by decreasing their POLITICAL CAPITAL cost
>Intelligence
Intelligence increases the responses available during an INTERVIEW
>Media Bias
This issue determines how much the press likes your candidate which can sway independent voters
>Minority Appeal
Minority Appeal increases the amount of AWARENESS generated by Campaign HQ's in areas with a large minority demographic
>Religious
Religious Appeal increases the amount of AWARENESS generated by Campaign HQ's in areas with large religious demographics
So here's how this works. You give all of the above statistics a number between 1 and 5, where they represent the following:
1) Useless, do not put any points into this
2) Eh, put some
3) He should be okay at this
4) He's good at this
5) Extremely important, put as much as you can on him
>>317910743
Stamina: 5
Money: 3
Fund Raising Ability: 4
Charisma: 5
Appearance: 2
Credibility: 5
Experience: 2
Intelligence: 5
Media Bias: 5
Minority Appeal: 1
Religious: 3
>>317910743
Give him lots of Stamina, Fund Raising, Charisma, Credibility and Experience
I don't care about the rest
>>317910743
Max out Charisma
>>317910743
Was Armstrong actually from Texas or did he just go to school there? Because he was the senator for Colorado, which means he had to have residence there.
>>317910743
Stamina: 3
Money: 3
Fund Raising Ability: 3
Charisma: 5
Appearance: 5
Credibility: 5
Experience: 5
Intelligence: 3
Media Bias: 1
Minority Appeal: 1
Religious: 1
>>317911126
I don't know, the MGR wiki said he was born in Texas, so I assumed he was from there. But if he was a senator from Colorado, then maybe I should move his Home State to Colorado. I believe that's where the player starts in the game.
>>317910743
Charisma and Credibility are a must, which means we must have lots of money and fund raising too
>>317910743
You got your answers, OP, let's not keep Hillary waiting.
>>317910939
>>317911048
>>317911060
>>317911185
>>317912019
Alright, mixing all of these, here's how he looks.
Last step of Character Creation:
I am gonna give you a list of subjects, you can pick FOUR of these. From the four you pick, tell me if Armstrong is for or against the subject.
#BlackLivesMatter
A Strong Millitary
Abortion Rights
Addressing Climate Change
Big Government
Coal Mining
Common Core
Confederate Flag
Deficit Reduction
Drone Warfare
Drought Assistance
Ending Human Trafficking
EU Refugee Crisis
Farm Subsidies
Fighting ISIS
Fixing Infrastructure
Fixing Obesity Crisis
Gay Marriage
Genetically Modified Organisms
Green Jobs
Gun Rights
Higher Minimum Wage
Hillary's Emails
Iranian Nuclear Deal
Keystone XL Pipeline
Law Enforcement
Legalizing Marijuana
More Money for Education
Net Neutrality
NSA Surveillance
Outsourcing of Jobs
Reducing Unemployment
Religious Freedom
Repeal ObamaCare
Russia's Military Flexing
Saving the Bees
Secure the Borders
Social Security
State Unions
Student Loan Reform
Supporting Israel
Tax Cuts
The Environment
The War on Terror
Traditional Values (Means you're against Gay Marriage and Abortion if you support it)
Video Game Violence
Wall Street Regulation
War on Drugs
>>317912870
FOR:
A Strong Military
Fighting ISIS
The War on Terror
AGAINST:
Russia's Military Flexing
>>317912870
Fighting ISIS - For
Gun Rights - For
The War on Terror - ForVideo Game Violence - For
>>317912870
FOR:
A Strong Millitary
Gun Rights
Drone Warfare
AGAINST:
Iranian Nuclear Deal
>>317912870
FOR:
Drone Warfare
Outsourcing of Jobs
AGAINST:
Deficit Reduction
Reducing Unemployment
Let's create the unpopular candidate ever.
>>317912870
FOR
Genetically modified organisms
Big government
Confederate flag
Against
Video game violence
>>317912870
FOR:
Gun Rights
Outsourcing of Jobs
AGAINST:
State Unions
Supporting Israel
>>317913517
>Against Supporting Israel
>Making your hate of Jews known
Literally game throwing.
>>317912870
FOR:
Big Government
Drone Warfare
Genetically Modified Organisms
Outsourcing of Jobs
>>317912870
FOR
A strong military
Fighting ISIS
Gun Rights
AGAINST
Social Security
>brother and I played the original 2004 game
>even when I was 10 I got Texas voting for Kerry
I sure hope they rebalanced it.
>>317913039
>>317913195
>>317913370
>>317913378
>>317913404
>>317913517
>>317913734
>>317913741
Alright, it's decided
Armstrong is for A Strong Millitary, Drone Warfare, Fighting ISIS and Gun Rights
So, huh, one thing before we go through with this. Should he be from Texas or Colorado? I'm not sure to be honest.
>>317914280
Colorado. That's the state he was a Senator for.
>>317914280
Colorado, but focus on there and Texas in the actual election.
>>317914306
>>317914364
Alright.
We're facing Hillary. She may have beat Trump, but she ain't beating us.
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together... Okay, three, two, one, let's jam.
>>317914548
Get hype
>>317912870
Fuck Russia
Fuck Isis
Fuck Iran
Pro Army
>>317914648
In Trump vs Hillary the numbers were different. Are they random?
Alright, the first turn begins.
Hillary went to Commiefornia and built an Outreach center there, then she went to Texas, our territory, and built a Campaign Headquarters there just to spite us.
She now earns 20k dollars and 1 PR Clout a week. She only needs 8 .
Meanwhile, we're starting in Colorado, we have a HQ there which gives us 10k a week. As you can see we are winning here 48 to 41
We have 3,500,000 dollars and 15 Stamina.
A few questions to decide our moves on the first week
1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
2) What state(s) do we start fighting for?
3) And how? Ads? (Cost only 3 stamina but are costly in money, take some time to get going, can be state-wide or country-wide) Speech? (Costs no money, costs 5 Stamina though)
4) Do we build more HQ's this week? If so, how many? We can build Campaign Headquarters (Give 10k dollars per week), Consulting Offices (Give us 1 Political Capital per week, which can be used to gain special operatives to help us out) or Outreach Centers (Give us 1 PR Clout per week, which can be used to gain endorsements that help our popularity nation-wide)
Make your move, /v/
>>317915314
upgrade HQ and hold a speech
>>317915314
Go to Florida, build outreach center there.
>>317915314
>>1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
Yes, gotta store that Metal Gear somewhere
>2) What state(s) do we start fighting for?
I dunno how American elections work, Florida?
>3) And how? Ads? (Cost only 3 stamina but are costly in money, take some time to get going, can be state-wide or country-wide) Speech? (Costs no money, costs 5 Stamina though)
Speech
>4) Do we build more HQ's this week? If so, how many? We can build Campaign Headquarters (Give 10k dollars per week), Consulting Offices (Give us 1 Political Capital per week, which can be used to gain special operatives to help us out) or Outreach Centers (Give us 1 PR Clout per week, which can be used to gain endorsements that help our popularity nation-wide)
An Outreach center
This is pretty important for strategy so I'm showing it.
The brighter the state, the more valuable it is to win
>>317915314
Upgrade HQ
Build OC
Do some ads, or a speech if making an OC doesn't cost any stamina?
And these are the richest states. Important if you ever want to fundraise. A rich state that is on your side = A way bigger payout
Anyone have the second trump thread?
>>317915674
It got deleted.
>>317915453
>>317915471
>>317915542
>>317915549
Very well, we upgraded our HQ's and went to Florida and built an Outreach Center there.
Because of our excellent stamina, we have the exact amount required for one speech to end this turn. Well played.
Now, onto the speech:
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Social Security (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Supporting Israel (Everyone likes it)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-More Money for Education (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
>>317915314
Start with florida again
>>317915965
HILLARY OPPOSES THE MILITARY
>>317915674
Here you go, friend
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/317826028/#317826028
>>317915965
you favor military
>>317915965
>-Social Security (Everyone likes it)
I Oppose
>-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
Opponent Opposes
>-Supporting Israel (Everyone likes it)
Opponent Opposes
>-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
I Favor
>-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
I favor
>-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
Opponent Favors
>-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
Opponent Opposes
>-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
I Oppose
>-More Money for Education (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
I Oppose
>-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
I Favor
>>317916176
OP here, sorry, I didn't make myself very clear. You can only do a speech about one thing. It's weird like that.
>>317916261
Oh okay, I thought you had to touch every point.
Then say you Favor the military
>>317916261
Favor Military
>>317916073
>>317916359
3% gained. Florida is ours. Suck on that, Shillary.
>>317916443
yee
>>317916443
fuck California
>>317916443
Let's go to Texas.
On to the next turn. Hillary went to Ohio and built an Outreach Center, then she went to Texas and built an Election Headquarter there and upgraded it, that fucking bitch. Texas is still on our grasp, winning 47 to 41, but Hillary is clearly making a move for it.
She's earning 40k dollars and 2 PR clout per week. Clearly playing the long game. Meanwhile we're earning 30K and 1 PR clout per week.
Now, onto some questions for our actions this turn.
1) Do we upgrade our Outreach Center here in Florida to to give us more PR Clout? It costs 500k but it would give us 3 awareness instead of 1, putting us in the lead against Hillary PR wise.
2) Are we done in Florida? Should we start fighting in other states? If so, which ones?
3) How do we keep the fight going? Speeches or Ads?
4) It's also worth noting there is a Political Opportunity in Montana (44 42 our side), landing on that space this turn will lead to an event which may be positive or negative for us. Do we risk it?
Make your move, /v/
>>317917098
Build HQ in Texas
>>317917098
Upgrade OC
Go to Texas
SPEECH
>>317917098
>1) Do we upgrade our Outreach Center here in Florida to to give us more PR Clout? It costs 500k but it would give us 3 awareness instead of 1, putting us in the lead against Hillary PR wise.
Yes
>2) Are we done in Florida? Should we start fighting in other states? If so, which ones?
I'd say yes, go take that bitch out from our turf
>3) How do we keep the fight going? Speeches or Ads?
For now speeches, keep the ads for when we are done building our infrastructure
>4) It's also worth noting there is a Political Opportunity in Montana (44 42 our side), landing on that space this turn will lead to an event which may be positive or negative for us. Do we risk it?
Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Jack. Go for it
>>317917185
>>317917206
>>317917296
Alright, mixing these. We didn't get to the opportunity in Montana because the majority seems to agree it's not worth it.
We upgraded our Outreach Center and headed for Texas, as soon as we landed there the space immediately went Red. This is our fucking territory.
We built an HQ there.
Now, it's time for a speech.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Gun Rights (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Abortion Rights (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Secure the Borders (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Wall Street Regulations (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Addressing Climate Change (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317917841
Do something generally positive, say you favor reducing the deficit.
>>317917841
I favor Gun Rights
>>317917841
Favor gun rights
>>317917919
Actually, I change my vote to >>317917914's suggestion
>>317917914
>>317918009
Alright!
3% earned. Fuck you, Shillary. Texas is fucking ours. 52 to 36.
As soon as I skip the turn, this offer comes up.
We only have 3 Intelligence and 2 Appearance, so we aren't very fit to show up in interviews. Still, if we nail it, it would be pretty beneficial to us.
Yes or No?
>>317918281
Do it, Armstrong isn't afraid of being direct.
>>317918281
Nah.
Even in MGR, the Senator isn't the fastest person ever.
Except when he's trying to tackle you.
>>317918281
Go for it senpai
>>317918281
>>317918371
>>317918409
>>317918558
Well, alright. Fuck it, I guess.
Here's how it goes, guys. Get your F5 finger ready, because exactly one minute from this post, a new post will come with a question in the image and the possible answers in my post.
YOU WILL ONLY HAVE 30 SECONDS to answer the question from the time the post is made. Also: THERE WILL BE ONE MORE QUESTION IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. You will also only have 30 seconds to answer that question.
It's important we do good here. Fucking up in interviews can do all the difference and give Shillary the win.
GET READY... FINGER ON THE F5 TRIGGER... LET'S GO.
Huuuh, wait a second...
>>317918773
GAS ALL TREES
THEYRE OBVIOUSLY TERRORISTS
Why do we only have an option? Oh god...
>>317918773
SOILED IT
>>317918851
Oh god
We're retarded
>>317918851
WATERSLIDE HYPE
>>317918851
TELL THEM WE PLAYED COLLEGE BALL
>>317918851
What the fuck Steven, get your shit together
>>317918851
Oh god, it's like a low-INT Fallout run
>>317918851
I warned you about the interviews, bro.
>>317918851
That's metal as fuck.
OH GOD! I underestimated just how stupid we were. This is a disaster!PS: I misdirected the answers, this >>317918851 is actually the answer to pic related. The answer to >>317918773 is coming up, that's how stupid we are
>>317918773
NO, ARMSTRONG! NO!!!!!!!
>>317919047
In all fairness, this is something Armstrong would actually say.
>>317919047
OH GOD
WE'RE CLINICALLY RETARDED
>>317919047
>The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
SOON MY DOG OF WAR
We went full Ben Carson, didn't we?
>>317918851
>>317919047
Holy shit, we actually completely nailed roleplaying Armstrong
>>317919047
>>317919139
I think we did great.
>>317919047
>Well I didn't write my own speeches
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>317919260
The absolute madman.
>>317919260
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE
>>317919260
Have we successfully become a meme candidate?
>>317919260
We should challenge Shillary to wrestle for the presidency instead.
>>317919260
At least /pol/ would vote for us.
Is there a torrent for this shit anywhere?
>>317919260
armstrong is the only sane person in the country. of course the population isn't going to approve of him
Well then, that was disastrous. Live and Learn, I guess. See it on the bright side: This challenge will make the victory sweeter. Texas is still in our grasp, they don't give a fuck.
As for Hillary, she made an Ad in Montana and built a HQ in Pennsylvania. She's now at 50K dollars and 2 PR Clout per week. Whereas we are at 40K dollars and 3 PR Clout per week.
Let's strategize for this turn, with the usual questions.
1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
2) Are we done in Texas or do we keep the fight going here? If we're done, which state(s) do we concentrate on?
3) And how do we fight? Speeches, Ads?
4) Any more Base Building? We still don't have a Consulting Office, that might be useful.
>>317919650
1) Upgrade.
2) Go out of Texas. Focus on Ohio or other key swing states.
3) SPEECH
4) No idea what stats which building give, but go for the office.
>>317919650
>1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
DO it
>2) Are we done in Texas or do we keep the fight going here? If we're done, which state(s) do we concentrate on?
I'd say we are done, what's the next most important state?
>3) And how do we fight? Speeches, Ads?
Speech, put that charisma to use
>4) Any more Base Building? We still don't have a Consulting Office, that might be useful.
Build it
>>317919650
Should we concentrate on California?
It would be really cool to nab CA.
As for #3, I'm going to say speeches. Don't go the Jeb Bush route with ads.
>>317919650
It's time to come back strong
Go to Alaska and fight bears after a consulting office
>>317919173
Yup.
>>317919781
I'd say keep Clintonfornia for later
You don't start with the final boss
>>317919260
Goddamnit he started screaming about nanomachines again, didn't he.
>>317919781
Last game we lost because we concentrated exclusively on California (and somehow still lost it in the end)
This is what our map looked like
>>317919751
>4) No idea what stats which building give, but go for the office.
Consulting office gives neat bonuses, like you can hire a guy to increase your popularity or bully Hillary supporters.
>>317907001
Where was the new thread yesterday? I missed it.
>>317919650
We need Ohio or some other swing state. Michigan has 16 votes, Ohio has 18, and Pennsylvania has 20.
Might do us some good to lock things up somewhere.
>>317919854
Oh, well in that case how about we focus on the smaller states?
Start with Oklahoma, and move through all the easy ones to get.
>>317919781
When we were playing as Trump we did exactly that and miserably lost because of it, it's no use trying to beat Commiefornia with a Conservative
>>317919751
>>317919763
>>317919781
>>317919920
>>317919934
Alright then. We upgraded our HQ so now we're getting way more money than Hillary (while also getting more PR Clout)
Next, we moved to Ohio as two of you suggested, we built our nice Consulting Office there. It will be useful to get some operatives going in the long run.
Now, for the speech.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Gay Marriage (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Big Government (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317919941
>it's no use trying to beat Commiefornia with a Conservative
git gud
>>317920225
Favir tax cuts
>>317920225
Hillary hates deficit reduction
>>317920336
This
>>317920225
Favor strong military
opponent favors common core
opponent favors iran deal
opponent opposes strong military
>>317920225
Oppose Iran Nukes
Favor repealing ObamaCare
Favor Military
Oppose Common Core
Oppose Big Government
FavorGays
>>317920336
>>317920371
Alright
3% gained again. We're on a roll. Although overall she's winning 45 to 43
>>317920447
>>317920534
Guys, we can only do one at a time per speech.
>>317920539
Oklahoma speech favoring the military
>>317920539
Time for an ad
>>317920539
ad! ad!
Hillary built an Outreach Center in Massachusetts but she's spreading herself too thin. We're making more money and political capital than her and just as much clout without having to pay nearly as much. And we still have plenty of money to spare.
1) Do we upgrade our Consulting Office? Costs 500 bucks but it would help us out in the long run.
2) Do we keep fighting in Ohio? We're 46 to 42 over here, this could still be within fighting range. Or should we move to other spaces?
3) How do we fight? Ad or Speech?
>>317920891
Yes
Fight in Ohio
Ad
>>317920891
Upgrade then ad in Ohio
>>317920891
TV AD
>>317920891
Iowa
>>317920891
More Ohio.
Speech for Deficit Reduction.
>>317920891
Yes and yes
Ad
Alright, time for our first ad. A quick explanation on the difference between Ground Game and TV ads.
Ground Game is way less expensive (costs only 50k to start and 3k to maintain each week) but it only works on the state it's in.
TV costs way more (450k to start and 30k to maintain each week), however, not only does it have triple the effect on the state the ad is in, it also has double the effect on the entire nation, making it for a worthy investment if you got the cash to hand out.
1) Ground Game or TV?
2) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
3) The Issue
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Gay Marriage (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Big Government (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
-Secure the Borders (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Social Security (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Abortion Rights (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317921276
HILARY LOVES BIG GOVERNMENT
>>317921276
TV Hillary hates the military
>>317921276
TV
Deficit Reduction
>>317921276
TV
I favor Reducing Unemployment (as in turn everyone in cyborgs to fuel the war economy)
>>317921276
TV, fuck ObamaCare
>>317921276
TV, we hate the common core
>>317921352
This
>>317921352
>>317921683
Done. We will probably need to wait a while to see the effects of this. We're starting to bleed money now. Only 188k left.
Now, /v/, to end this turn, we're gonna start moving about and doing some hand shaking and baby hugging.
Tell me the three states we should be concentrating the most on right now. The first in your order is the one we will be fighting for next turn.
1)
2)
3)
>>317921923
Pennsylvania, Virginia, Florida
>>317921923
1) Texas
2)Florida
3) Iowa
>>317921923
1. Texas
2. Ohio
3. California
>>317921923
Nevada
Minnesota
Louisiana
>>317921923
Virginia
Nevada
Florida
>>317922000
This guy knows his shit
>>317922000
>>317922014
>>317922020
>>317922021
Alright, mixing your votes. We went to Nevada first and gained some awareness there. Winning 44 43 over there.
Then we went to Florida, we're winning pretty handily, 49 40.
Lastly, we paid a visit to Texas. This territory is very obviously ours. We're winning 54 to 35. This may not necessarily be a good place to fight for. But it's certainly a very good place to fund our raises if we so desire next turn. It's the second richest state in the States and the richest doesn't like us very much.
>>317922000
Trips confirm
>>317922275
Raise funds
Before we finish this turn, though, we have some good news. Our Outreach Center has paid off and we can now get one of the Red Endorsements.
Here they are listed, as well as what we will loudly exclaim to the entire country when we get their endorsement.
>Christian Confederation
Abortion Rights -5
Religious Freedom +10
>National Foreign Policy Committee
Fighting ISIS +10
Iranian Nuclear Deal -5
>The National Gun Owner's Association
Big Government: -5
Gun Rights: +10
>Tea Party Movement
Big Government: -5
Tax Cuts: +10
>US Chamber of Business
Big Government: -5
Reducing Unemployment: +10
>>317922360
this
>>317922473
Tea Party
>>317922473
Gun Owners
>>317922473
Tea party
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
US chamber of business
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
tea party
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
Foreign policy, gotta kill those terrorists
>>317922816
>>317922817
Now this is a hivemind if I've ever seen one
>>317922864
Everybody likes Guns, can't be helped
I mean, after all we're true Patriots
>>317922473
Tea party.
Environment? Hahahaha, what a dumb bitch
On to our turn. We're in Texas, the perfect place to Fund Raise.
1) Do we fund raise?
2) If so, how many times? We can fundraise up to 4 times. Each time costs us 3 Stamina.
3) Do we stay to fight here in Texas or do we move on to another State? If so, which one?
4) And how do we fight? Speech or Ads?
>>317923159
Fundraise twice.
Nevada.
>>317923159
Fund raise the shit out of Texas
>>317923159
Fund raise, enough times to leave us with the stamina to do a speech in one of those states where we are close to majority
>>317923317
seconding
>>317907001
A REAL KEKMACHINE 2016
>>317923234
>>317923312
>>317923317
Alright, I fundraised twice so we have enough to make a speech.
I then passed by Pennsylvania. Things aren't looking good there. We're losing 48 to 41.
Then, I went by Minnesota, things are looking even worse there. We're losing 49 to 39.
Lastly, I stopped in Nevada. We can win here. We're drawing 44 to 44, a speech will do us good here.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
>>317923727
Kill the deficit
>>317923727
Repel Obamacare
Favor Strong Military
We really need to work on PA and MN next
>>317923727
I FAVOR THE WAR ECONOMY
It's a means to an end.
>>317923727
Deficit
>>317923727
Favor deficit reduction
anyone know yesterday result?
>>317924178
Hillary won.
>>317924178
We lost. Hard.
>>317923798
>>317923854
>>317923908
3% earned, Nevada is easily ours. Good show.
>>317924178
We tried to convince Commiefornia and lost both there and in the rest
We can now hire a Special Operative to help us out. Which one should we hire?
Here's what each of them do, choose wisely, /v/:
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Speech Writer
Speeches become more effective
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
>>317924379
Intimidator and put him in Philly
>>317924379
Smear Merchant, fuck Hillary in PA theb march in and steal the place
>>317924379
>Speech Writer
Well, I don't write my own speeches.
>>317924379
Speech writer
>>317924379
>>317924427
>>317924438
One of these
>>317924379
I would say Fashion Consultant since we did put a national ad out.
>>317924379
Speech Writer
>>317924512
>>317924536
>>317924591
Our Speeches will get even better now.
Also, we're winning 44 43 overall against Hillary. Let's keep this lead up.
>>317924379
Intimidator, we need to get sundowner
Shit, Hillary with Women on her side. Not good. That move alone made us go from 44-44 to 45-43 her side. We need to catch up.
>>317924982
>women ruining shit again
Even with the Fundraisers, we are only at half a million, and to make matters worse, Hillary seems to be two to three turns ahead of us Endorsement wise. Probably because of her high Experience compared to ours.
This fight just got a lot tougher.
1) What states do we fight for?
2) How? Speeches or Ads?
>>317925131
How's Nevada percentage wise?
>>317925131
Turn Nevada red again with a speech
>>317925272
We have a lead on it but not a lot.
>>317925131
Can you give us the stats for the most important states electorate wise?
>>317925392
Sure. In order of importance.
California we're losing 54 35
Texas we're winning 52 38
New York we're losing 62 28
Florida we're winning 47 43
>>317925302
Alright, what's the speech?
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
>>317925551
you can still get Fornia but NY is already lost
>>317925602
Favor repeal obamacare
>>317925861
Done, 2% gained.
We can still keep fighting here (how) or we move to another state, you choose.
>>317926038
Go to Cali
>>317926038
Ohio
>>317926038
Cali
>>317926038
How's PA looking? Else fight the Commies in Commiefornia
>>317926209
PA is 49 40 for Hilary, not looking good there either.
54 36 for Hillary over here. I doubt we'll be manage to take over California, but maybe we can get some votes here.
Speech, Ads?
>>317926545
Speech
>>317926545
Move to Ohio, Cali is lost
>>317926545
We gotta go either Ohio or PA and kick major ass, all the stops
>>317926670
>>317926735
Ohio it is. We're 47 44 here. Let's have a speech here.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Gay Marriage (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Big Government (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317926854
oppose big government
>>317926854
I Favor Tax Cuts
>>317926982
This
>>317926982
>>317927258
Alright, Ohio is ours. Pick two states for us to concentrate on in order. The highest placed is the one we stop by to start fight for next turn.
1)
2)
>>317927464
1) Indiana
2) Colorado
>>317927464
1. Florida
2. Colorado
>>317927464
Virginia
Colorado
>>317927464
Virginia
Arizona
>>317927616
>>317927895
Alright.
I passed by Colorado and it turned Red on my arrival. 49 41 for us.
We're now at Virginia and ready to fight for it next turn. 47 42 for Hilary, we can conquer it.
Before we do, let's get another operative.
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
>>317928174
Consultant
>>317928174
fixer
>>317928174
Spin Doctor
>>317928174
Consultant
>>317928575
You dun goofed
Now, we're losing 48 to 42 but there's still hope. What do we do here in Virginia to get them to like us? Speech, Ad? We could build a base but tit'd cost over half our money.
