the pic says it all, i'll start
>dude captures ghosts in a big house
>you wear a frilly dress and you chase after older men
>furries fight off Horror cliches the only way they know how: puzzles that solve themselves
you stalk a guy on his way to a family reunion. Then kill him and his two brothers
Shoot brown people until you find a jet ski
I got boot tassels that make clanky noises.
You're some hot girl fighting some weird religious creatures or some shit
>>317895795
FNAF?
>>317895904
Far Cry 3
>>317895990
Fallout New Vegas
>you time travel then save the world
>>317896053
>Far Cry 3
false
enslave the native population for money
>>317895995
Silent Hill 3
>>317895995
Bayonetta.
>>317895153
Luigi's mansion
>>317895904
GTA: San Andreas?
>>317896128
Pikmin
Hurf durf blorf gleep hurp nugga bugga flim zibbity rrrr rrrrr <microsoft sam helicopter takeoff noise>
>>317896082
Chrome triggered
>>317895308
Final Fantasy 7
>>317896184
>GTA: San Andreas?
nope
>>317896268
nope
>>317895904
re4
You wake up in field pick a waifu and kill your friend.
>kill every living thing on earth to make your father happy
You try to remember shit while writing in your journal
>>317896379
*Ding Ding Ding*
>>317896549
During the course of this game, do you ... UPDATE said JOURNAL?
>>317896202
Gta4
>>317895153
>dude murders an alternate universe
>>317896053
>Fallout New Vegas
Yeah
you and your posse of lolis climb around on giant monsters while yelling nonstop
>>317896549
Memescape: Tormemet
>>317896705
Xenoblade X?
fight 200 lizards for 1 lizard ballsack to upgrade your sword so you can fight 400 lizard recolors to get parts for your clownsuit
A bomb! Savage. What a shame, s'cool. Heh heh.
you try not to go with the op build while being a jackass and betraying everyone you meet
>>317896705
Wolves hunt in packs!
you hit the thing till it ded
>>317895153
You shoot stuff while sliding.
>>317896765
MonHun, any
>>317896749
not quite
>>317896810
bingo
>>317896765
I know it's a Monster Hunter game I just don't know which one
Not my favorite but
>bipolar ex marine terrorizes denizens of California and commits adultery
>>317896835
Bulletstorm?
It's a WRPG that plays like shit, looks like shit and makes you feel like shit in the first couple of hours.
>>317896835
Vanquish
So first you have to kill spiders, then vampires, and then spiders and vampires sometimes, and then you have to go to hell and do it all again
You play a weird zombie that gets told by other weird zombies to get a box with another weird zombie in it.
>>317896821
Streets of Rage 2
>>317896954
Fallout 3 or New Vegas
>>317895153
A bunch of stuff happens and then someone dies and then more stuff happens until it ends.
>>317896835
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Space engineer has a bad day
>>317897102
Boring Space
>>317896954
Morrowind.
Cmon man pick a harder one
>>317896989
And that's Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
>>317896954
anything made by Piranha Bytes
>>317897102
Dead space
Daddy saves his daughter and potentially turns her into a psychopath along the way.
>>317895153
Conan breaking candles.
>>317897052
You know it.
>>317896962
I should get around to playing this someday.
>>317897036
>>317897147
No.
>>317897149
This guy knows whats up.
>>317897187
A shiba dog sitting at a bench of a kiosk as though it were selling items.
Masked man murders dozens, plays hide and seek with a loli in his downtime.
You have a bunch of stereotypes for companions and kill robots.
A group of social outcasts read a book and change the world
>>317897327
Revengeance
>>317895153
A piece of gum beats up a giant bird, then goes hunting for treasure somewhere, then destroys a flying boat, then goes into space and beats up a mime who was given magical powers by a planet-sized clock.
>>317897336
any game about WW2
>>317897136
>>317897186
>>317897249
You did it good job
>>317896915
LA Noire?
>>317897376
no, it's really easy if youve played it.
You play a tiny girl who goes fast and can survive like five bullets to the torso point blank.
>>317897336
Who does the world end with, again?
>>317897309
You can beat it nonlethal ghost, you fucking casual.
>>317895904
Resident Evil 4
>>317897309
Dis ho no red
>>317897471
You got it son
>You go on a journey to find a part of you that was stole by you who stole it so you can become you and then become you so you can steal a part of yourself and be killed by you
>It's not Kingdom Hearts
Autist destroys military superweapon
>>317897547
Yeah but if we're being honest, it's much more fun as an elaborate mass murderer simulator
>>317897640
Does this game have a Cloud in it?
disgusting pasty slav kills lots of stuff and fucks broads.
3
>>317897147
>And that's Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
>>317897396
Sounds like suda51 to me
The Mystery Team hates late-night TV
>>317895153
You embark on a journey to find yourself.
The villain could've just taken an umbrella outside instead messing with duh balance.
You spend 99% of your time rolling around genociding lizards, sometimes with the help of a pet some faggot abandoned in a crate somewhere.
The rest of the time your dumbfuck character is stuffing his face and learning to spell his own name.
>>317897778
The Witcher 3?
>you politely ask for other people's ID
It's like GTA but for "that kid"
>>317897747
Probably
>>317897853
yeah. pretty easy tho.
>>317897851
you have a brilliant writing voice
dunno what game though
>>317897950
True Crime: LA?
You play as a girl who had to hide her identity all her life and is unknowingly dealing with a teen pregnancy
>>317897950
Bully?
Or Canis Canem Edit if you're fancy.
>>317897950
saints row
You practice your batman voice all game and then it turns into left 4 dead at the last level.
>>317897256
I'll never understand how people can enjoy piranha bytes' crap, desu senpai. The bugs are enough to kill it for me every single time, let alone everything else.
>>317898050
LISA the Joyful?
You shoot people, pick up a rock, and then jump through a portal.
>>317898050
Silent Hill 3.
You're the government's bitch and they fuck you over in the end.
>>317898176
I'll never understand how people don't understand that other people have different taste.
>>317898282
There's a difference between liking different things and liking to eat literal shit.
A clown tries to kill a girl throughout entire game
>>317898260
any Call of Duty game where a PC dies
A bunch of ambiguously homosexual lolis terrorize you and your only friend is your dog.
>tutorial ends
>real level begins
>wait what the fuck is all this shit you never taught me this
>>317898260
RDRedemption
>>317898176
I cannot stand their games. Terrible.
>>317898398
Rule of Rose?
You're in a cave.
Then there's lava.
Then you uninstall.exe if your FPS is higher than 30.
>>317898361
I know. Apparently you're okay with eating shit since you can't enjoy a good game.
>>317898176
you just have to "feel it". the sense of progression is unrivaled.
>>317898373
That's true, but not the game I'm describing.
>>317898426
Correct.
>>317897396
...Kirby Superstar?
>>317898229
Yep
>>317898418
Ninja garden
you try to survive a horde of preteens and slavs while looking for cute outfits.
>>317896457
FE Awakening
>>317898367
undertale
>>317898541
Dota 2
>>317898132
Human revolution
>>317898583
Noooooope
you go out on a journey to save the world and your main opponents aren't even dragons
>take a vacation in Asia
>detonate a nuke
>have a nice barbecue on a boat
>>317895153
tall woman in a suit shoots things and walks fairly slowly around an alien planet
A bunch of nerds ditch college to create a institute built upon their discoveries. Everything goes to shit after awhile. 3 parties are created within the institute to serve differen't purposes but end up making the situation even worse.
>>317897851
Donkey Kong country?
>>317898806Skyrim
>>317898821
Metroid Prime?
>>317898904
nope, but it's a console rpg
>>317898853
Yup :)
>>317898643
right you are
>>317898998
dragon's dogma
>>317898998
Hm.
Dragon Age Origins?
You are a cop and you must save new york from ayy lmaos with your nigger friend and a japanese nerd
>>317898998
dragon warrior
>>317898806
Dragon's Dogma?
>>317898806
Dank Souls?
>>317898469
Arx fatalis (2 mandatory jumps that can only be done if your FPS is under 30, because the physics are per-tick and time-agnostic, yet movement isn't)
>>317897824
STALKER: SoC
>>317898950
correct
>>317899143
Parasite eve
Killing off the scalies was a mistake
>>317898806
any given dragon quest game
you have to kill your family or nuke the city
you play a 4 hour tutorial then wonder why people think its good in the first place
>>317895153
You chase after some fujoshi-bait faggot that kills your girlfriend and tries to destroy the world
shit there's a lot of radiation
>woof, woof, woof
You incessantly pester every single person you meet then save the galaxy.
>>317899359
Kingdom hearts 2?
>>317899348
Lunar Silver Star Story?
Ink.
>>317895153
A skeleton gives you a hard time after you kill everyone
Cowboy shooting bang bang Mexicans.
You wake up, run some errands, kill God, and then take a vacation in France
>>317899396
Fallout 3 or 4?
>>317896053
kills a bunch of niggers, spics, chinks, and crackers until you get blown up by a nigger
>>317899517
nah
>>317895153
time literally almost stops forever unless you stop it from stopping by fighting a deranged dragon
a shitty online clone based off a great series that turned to shit once it went 3D on the N64
Alien invades earth because of the actions of a single person and then a group of kids sing a melody
>>317899548
SPLASPLASPLASPLATOON
>>317899581
Neither.
>>317895153
a creepy ass dude wants you to find some indian tribe thing for him or everyone will die
>>317899563
Blundertale?
>>317899575
Lightning Returns?
>>317899704
hah
I didn't want to say "bad time" but maybe it was 2 obvious just the same
Your former best friend becomes king through sex, while you do all the work of clearing out his enemies.
>you're a mute and kill a giant seed at the end by time traveling
plot twist is a stupid fucking japanese pun
Multiplayer highly consists of kekoldry and rigging
plot twist is a stupid fucking japanese pun
>>317899916
Silent hill 2 for ending
>>317899863
Sad part is I never played the game :p I'm just on here too often.
>>317900007
naaaah.
I hate when my posts double, isn't the post timer supposed to prevent this.
>>317896789
JAY CEE DENTON IN DA FRESH
2 men of the law had their lives changed drastically over a $38.00 mixup.
You can do it.
Xenofungus and mindworms, xenofungus and mindworms everywhere.
They just wanted to bear children and humanity tried to exploit them
>>317896475
Katamari Damacy
>>317900356
Undertale
>>317900516
Minecraft
>>317899226
The walking speed in that game is oddly slow.
you eventually get caught up in a war between dragons and humans while being outcast from your former country.
stop communist pigs from destroying an island
I've got an image for this.
>>317900689
minecraft had a story?
>>317900867
Just the shittiest game ever made 2?
>>317900516
Bloodborne?
>>317900931
Yeah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft:_Story_Mode
You and three other people from your hometown can save the world or just do the job assigned to you
>>317895153
>you use yourself to kill yourself in a room representing the concept of killing yourself and then the other you tries to kill you too
>pic related
>>317901027
>Kirkbride
holy shit
>>317901015
yeah boss
>Crash land on a planet
>hungry as fuck, gotta get my food on this weird ass planet
>shit's chill for a long time
>suddenly some dipshits come and fuck your shit up after crashing their ship into you
>wtf man I was just hungry why you gotta be like that
Japanese little orphan Annie rip off uses digging tools to save a group of rainbow coloured faggots from their shiny doppelgangers who were never the real threat to begin with.
>>317901027
Thanks for doing my job
space enslavement simulator
>>317901164
legacy of kain or soul reaver or w/e
>>317895153
So you're a violent prince with a hatred for dragons. Long story short, you end up fighting some giant salt demon queen.
>>317895153
>2 girls 1 aborted unborn fetus god
some guy breaks you out of prison so that you can kill an old guy who set himself on fire
A young boy...saves the world.
>>317901164
infinity blade
>>317901237
Space Pirate Sera
>>317901259
Yep
>>317901309
Silent Hill 3?
>>317901408
Nope
>>317901353
From aliens
>you kill a senator
you jump off the balcony
>you play as a midget with a 30inch black and blue penis then cum on five enemies at the same time.
>>317901353
Mother series
Secret of Evermore
Star Tropics
Lester The unlikely
>>317901237
Homeworld?
>>317895153
you're a kid
with the dullest blade
going after your fuckbuddy
>>317901430
Yep
>>317901569
Nailed it
Purple kills yellow, red, and green before killing orange.
>>317901605
Fable?
>>317901503
MGSR?
You wake up with amnesia and a random pedophile tells you how to save the city from evil monsters. There's also two emo girls who are trying to save the world too, but they hate you
>>317895153
>nerd, idiot, princess, fanservice, furball, robot waifu and badass kill a bunch of robots and yada yada yada evil sword or something or other
One friend is a fake
One friend is god
One friend is a dumbass
One friend is dead
One friend is a hard fucking boss
>>317899396
>>317899396
since no one will guess it,
Stalker: SOC
I also would have accepted Stalker: SOC / Stalker - Misery mod etc.
>>317901698
>MGSR
*MGR
and yes
an Elf is being a scumbag so the gods put a Mary Sue in a dungeon
It was all a dream
>>317901698
not Fable
>>317895153
At least these pokemon can talk
>>317901894N'WAH
Game has a rougelike dungeon, a pokemon system, and a casino. None of these features are part of the main game. The remake was garbage.
You have to team up with 4 other peoples
>>317895153
jrpg with remotely controlled tools
Using methods the game doesn't quite make clear, your soul fights monstrous horrors from the underworld.
Everyone or nobody can die in the multiple endings, and playing again after you beat makes things get even more confusing.
>>317902070
Dragon Warrior Monsters?
>>317898610
Nah, DayZ.
>>317902330
Mass Effect 2?
>>317902330
Undertale?
>>317902439
nope, nice guess though
You check passports
>>317902712
No.
>>317902878_No.
>>317902994
Slav squatting simulator
>>317902330
Soul reaver?
You fly fast and blow shit up.
>>317903153
Nope
You escape the self-destruction of a Super Earth at the end of the game.
>>317903205
Ace Combat?
it's like sonic but you're flying
all of your party members are dead
>>317902994
Papers Please
>Kirov Reporting
>>317903343
Nope.
>>317895153
climb a tower with your dumbass team-mates
Memegame
>>317903873
persona 3
>>317895153
You get revenge on your dad for fucking you up by fucking everybody's shit up. And then you fuck him up.
>>317904064your favorite game
>>317904070
nailed it
vampire bisexual was the good guy all along
On your quest to sell a piece of shit you end up saving the world with the power of music.
you make buildings and people fight for them.
>>317904669
Sim City (2013)
>>317902330
Knights in the nightmare?
