Why are you still single and lonely in the year 2015, /v/?
Because women are boring and whiny and I don't need nor want that in my life.
>thanksgiving tomorrow
>mentally preparing for THAT question
>along with a dozen more
Because ofVIDEO GAMES.
mods just deleted this thread OP
but seriously that one guy said cheating is okay if they don't find out. What a clown.
>implying I'm lonely
I've embraced my loneliness and made it my own.
>>317794243
guy on the right looks like moot
>>317794198
I just hope I don't get asked if I've been thinking about going to college or getting a job
Because nobody want to come and take me~
>>317794280
a lil
How do I motivate myself to care about anything?
>hey everyone I found a picture of a pretty girl! look look! can I get replies? :)
The joostposting never stops does it.
>>317794105
>mods delete the thread
>so he posts it again
>>317794243
>muh morality
>>317794198
>>317794345
>anonnnnnnn so good to see you
>what have you been up toooooooooo?
Because I have no idea how to actually meet new people.
>>317794243
I don't know if it was him or not in the latter stages of the thread, but this is something I see on imageboards reasonably often and I'm kinda curious about. Whenever someone posts anything about being into the whole traditional sex and love thing, you often get people just about frothing at the mouth going after them to the stage where it sounds like they're somewhat upset or something. I don't really get why, I would've thought the monogamy people would be getting aggressive with the pro-promiscuity guys, but it often turns out to the other way around. What gives?Do people on imageboards generally have shitty family lives growing up or something?
>>317794105
I'm not lonely. I haveVIDEOGAMES.
I've been thinking of signing up for Tinder. Have you guys had any success with it?
>>317794105
Because I fucked up.
>>317794546
fuck off
>>317794410
You don't. An outside source has to motivate you. For me, it was looking at a group picture that one of my friends took of all of us. I hadn't taken a picture in months, and never realized how much weight I gained. Now I'm doing my best to get healthy again.
>>317794472
if you don't have any motive to be loyal don't commit to relationships. Just into prostitution or many 1 night stands.
>>317794494
>that one hygienist at the dentist who always asks the tough questions
>>317794105
I have health issues both physical and mental, the latter caused by the former. Been stuck in my house for years but I'm recovering and getting out more.
Not lonely though, don't really get lonely.
>>317794494
>actually talking to people
>>317794546
I tried it once. Dispite being considered decently attractive, I got no matches. Either you are a male model or you are nothing on tinder.
I don't really like getting emotionally invested. I hate my self. Most girls can't deal with my fetishes.
Too expensive.
>>317794546
You'd probably be more at home with Grindr, Anon.
Because I've grown up on JRPGs and still think the "silent cool guy" type attracts women and fail miserably all the time. I should convert myself to being constantly extroverted with no self-esteem issues instead.
because everyone who isn't is miserable
>mfw listening to my brother and his girlfriend arguing for about an hour last night in the other room
>>317794609
But if I'm disloyal I get the benefits of a monogamous relationship without being tied down. There's really no practical reason not to be disloyal
>>317794676
how to find snobby women like this?
>>317794627
>At least you drove yourself this time!
>No I didn't
Women are a waste of money and time.
I have friends for companionship. I can masturbate otherwise.
Because I am a male of only average looks.
>>317794696
You're just ugly anon. Average looking male here and I got plenty of matches
>>317794198
>aunt is having thanksgiving din din at her house
>texts me, says it starts at 2:30 because my grandpa doesn't like driving at night
>I don't wake up until 5:00 pm because of work schedule
>tfw by the time I get there, all that will be left is food and empty places to sit
I'm stoked to be quite honest
>>317794546
>>317794696
Also all the girls are either sluts, attention whores or have massive insecurity problems.
>>317794795
drown youself frogposter
Are most of you just exaggerating or something? I've been a loner my whole life, but it hasn't been bothering me much so I don't get this crushing feeling.
>>317794676
>>317794531
probably. I mean 4chan is every nations image board, so of course there's gonna be an amount of people who didn't have parenting when they were young. shit kids come from shit parents.
because im not happy with myself, trying to work out that one first
Because im bellow average in looks and fat
basicly i stopped giving a shit a long time agoJust have a fap and it will feel better
>>317794820
>pic
Every time
You do realize that somewhere there is a girl who is identical to your waifu and just waiting for you? You just have to find her.
>>317794904
godspeed anon, let me know if you figure out the secretfuck man ;_;
>>317794531
Jews invented the conscience
>>317794804
This desu
>>317794676
kind of hard to not talk to family
>>317794837
I'm much more of a pretty boy than manly. All cute and that shit. At least, that seems to be the consensus from the majority of people I've ever met. I really didn't put any effort into my pictures tho.
>>317794759
if you're so willing to be disloyal you mustn't feel lovegod that sounds gay as fuck
I am sorry for you
>>317795005
they also invented porn
>>317794696
>Dispite being considered decently attractive
Your family calling you good looking isn't very accurate.
>>317794857
Unlike the men who are so addicted to one night stands they need a smartphone app
>>317795050
In my 19 year long experience with being a vid con hobbyist, I've learned one thing. Being in "love" or having a "companion" is nothing but a huge burden to you. This "succubus" that you fall for will end up leaving you and taking everything you have. Being in love should be treated more like a sickness than something that people admire and celebrate. I am currently 26, never had a girlfriend, never had sex, and I am a thousand times happier than all those suckers who fell for the relationship trap. While I make a good living, which helps me pay my bills and leaves me with more than enough time and money to support my vid con hobby, these guys who think they are better than you for having a girlfriend are miserable, paranoid, and broke. If everyone in the world focused on being more intellectually superior and less on when the next pussy that you're gonna smash is gonna come along, the world would be a much better place.
>>317794976
I found her. Shes not interested though, she already has a boyfriend.
Finding her doesn't mean shit you fuck.
I'm not thoughI even met my girlfriend on /v/
>>317794105
Because I never leave home and I'm fat.
Thanks for reminding me.
Because she left me.
>>317794696
>Dispite being considered decently attractive,
>>317795079
>In my 19 year long experience
stopped reading. You have no experience, champ
>>317794696
asking this for more information.
What gave/gives you the impression youre above average attractiveness?
>>317794976
Wrong website for platitudes, champ. There isn't somebody out there for everybody.I've learned this by having 99% female friends and still receiving no interest or anything.Rather comical.
>>317795123
>Implying it's a bad thing
I bet you're not even that fat. How much do you weigh? I'm at 309lbs/5'11
>>317795149
It's some stale pasta anyway.
>>317795079
>being more intellectually superior
>>317794896
It's not my fault my mom is an alcoholic bitch who hates my dad and everything associated with him okay?
>>317794105
Women are bitches and whores, that's why.
>>317794820
>finish jacking off
>question what I'm even doing
>want gf more because I could be having sex with her and sleep with each other after cuddling instead of fucking my hand
Make it stop.
>>317794976
Fuck off cunt
>>317795154
or sad
>>317795079
>I've never had a girlfriend
>but I know they're a huge burden
did you want some credibility with that post
Looking for "qt gf" is a surefire way to look like a fucking jackass. You don't look for a relationship. You create relationships with people and one of them eventually crystalizes into a romantic one - as a side effect. Given enough time and your autist ass not being too pushy it will happen.
>>317795061
>Have a friend that is a girl
>Ask her if im attractive because i always judge myself too harshly about everything
>She just dodges the question and the best i get is that i have an awkward charm
Just fuck me up family.
Just take a look at the tumblr shills around here, that's why.
>>317795198
wow like thats cool and all but I didn't ask for the full personal detail of your boring ass life anon.
>>317795219
low test detected
I may be single but I'm not going to be single for long, maybe, I hope.
>Will be meeting up in December with a guy I met on 2 by 4 chan
>We're going to the arcade
>We're both gay as fug
>We're both clueless because this is our first date
>Probably just going to play games and become really good friends
>But if I got a bf out of it that'd be nice too
I suppose it'll be a learning experience. I'm sort of scared because I don't want to jump into a relationship too quickly but I just know I'll get swept away in my emotions and probably enter a relationship while I'm still in the honeymoon phase. Fug.
>>317795276
there are literally countless women actively "looking for a relationship" tho
>>317795219
Sex isn't even that good. Doesn't matter how good looking they are.
Unless you find a cute girl who will do anything you ask. I found one, and even then it gets tiring.
"Why aren't you tying me up Anon?"
"Why aren't you doing X"
"Do you want me to X on you today"
no fuck off you're annoying
>>317795310
You opened the book faggot. Don't get mad if someone turns the page.
>>317795323
/fit/ pls
>>317794105
Already married to a Japanese girl.
>>317794606
>You don't.
Yes, you do. Motivation can come from both inward and outward influences.
>he doesn't have qt3.14 short asian gf
sMh tbH f@m
>>317794176
>Be gay
>Get to hang out with your bro and play all the games you want
>No stupid girl problems
>Have great sex and the affection one can get from a woman only a lot more.
>>317794280
Can't unsee
>>317795303
fug
>>317794786
literally go anywhere or do anything
>have a gf
>we had a huge fight last night
>woke up to a text saying "we need to talk later"
>she's trashed the living room
>I'm sitting in the debris reading this thread
Single anons I will soon join you
>>317795276
yo that picture warmed my heart for a second
>>317795198
You're right
they're an example of what not to do.
look at them and think
>Wow, I have no fucking clue how they made it past 25
and work from there to better yourself and become a human with purpose.
>>317794105
I'm ugly and poor tbqh (To be quite honest).
>>317795368
>Do you want me to X on you today
Shit?
>be happy again after suicidal for 5 years, work full time, all the vidya I want
>single since 2007
>grandma asks when I'm going to give her grandchildren
>say I don't wanna
>she cool with it
>start watching RSD Tyler to improve social skills
>life is good
>>317795438
lol
>>317795346
>going to gamestop to buy something
>see this lone girl there by herself
>apparently in desperate need of a gf
So, are you going to do something?
>>317795346
>>317795346
fuck off queer
>>317795154
You didn't receive the attention you wanted because you settled for being the friend. We're still by and far the gender who is supposed to make the first move and you wimped out.
>>317795360
so create small relationships with as many as you can (given that you're attracted to them)
that way, when you are deciding whether to invest yourself into a particular relationship you will have first of all - frame of reference as to what else is out there to get, and second - you will not feel under pressure of losing out on a relationship due to your own actions.
You will be more relaxed when it comes to acting around women/girls, because if you fuck up - so what, there are still five more that you are in contact with
>>317795534
>I have a boyfriend
>>317795534
You know all she's thinking about is if there's any cute boys watching her be an EPIC GIRL GAMER XD
>>317795346
sissy thread?
>>317795534
Face looks busted, anon. Would make for a good pump and dump.
>>317795481
Piss, shit is kind of gross. Also grind, or anything. Blowjobs, spit, lay, facesit, anything. Doesn't fit grammatically but still.
I know a girl who will do anything for me but it's just a bother. Only thing she wont do for me is leave me the fuck alone.
>>317795549No
>>317795360
Usually that type of relationship doesn't last. I been with tons of girls that are just with someone cuz theyre lonely. USually the shit that lasts and is worth it is the one where you guys have some sort of bond past just "lookin fo ra relationship"
>>317795453
i am glad, anon
>>317795346
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>317795368
Honestly I can longer have sex with who won't play into my fetishes. She has to be like completely submissive or it just doesn't work for me. It's what's killed my last two relationships.
>"anon why don't you want to have sex with me?"
I do, but I told you what I needed for it to work and I'm not getting that so...
I have a problem rushing into the physical and sexual aspects of relationships. I've come to the understanding that I legit cannot "behave" myself when dating, so I'm flying solo for a while until I get myself in order.
When I do re-enter the "dating world" it will be for the purpose of finding someone to spend the rest of my life with, marriage and kids and all that, so I'll be taking things a lot more slow and a lot more seriously.
>>317795534
nah shes not worth it.
>girl in front of my smiles at me and starts touching her hair
>give an awkward smile back
>get off the next station and walk home
>>317795534
6/10 at best
Would ask what game shes playing, pump/dump, then find some other slut to fuck.
>>317794526
FUCKING THIS
Except I do manage to meet people on rare occasions. But the only people I ever meet are boring and normal or if they are smart and engaging, they turn to be completely unhinged, moody, crazy people who actually scare me to talk to.
I don't want to talk about football teams and Halo/CoD but I also would prefer it if the other person I'm talking to isn't about to have a nervous breakdown and kill themselves. I think it's asking too much.
>>317794198
>tfw my cousin will take the blunt force of awkwardness away from anyone else at the table
The dude is 31, horribly obese, and in an open relationship with a girl who nobody likes and is always looking to fuck mexicans. I love this time of year, anon. Family drama is so tasty. Me and my bro just sit back, get wasted and enjoy the show
>>317795610
I was worried about you for a second, I'm glad you're okay.
>>317795470
Well I'm already never touching a drop of alcohol, that's for sure. Fuck that worthless shit. What it does to people disgusts me and I get angry just thinking about it.
>>317795708
Oh God, you have to tell us a bit more. Please.
>>317795558
I kind of worded that very poorly. I actually don't want to date any of my female friends.It takes a lot for me to be seriously interested in someone since I'm a personalityfag too so finding an average girl who is pleasant to talk to is rare.
>>317795652
maybe drop the smiley faces and up the masculinity
>>317795534
I ask her to move tbqh, I wanna look at those 3ds games
>>317795652
>>317795647
NO, MORE DOGS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>317795679
If that's a 6/10 then I feel better about having been rated a 6/10 before
>>317794105
Because the girl I met in FF XIV turned out to be a lesbian
>>317795087
>dating a chick from 4chan
anyone want to let this guy know? i don't have the heart to tell him.
>>317794105
>look mom I posted it again!
Throw yourself in front of a train faggot
>tfw you will never find a cute, domineering older woman
>>317795652
This is probably the easiest way to test if someone is ugly or not.
>>317795708
>is always looking to fuck mexicans
Which person?
I don't like to people, but i don't know why. Anyway, when i feel sad because of that, i remember that i'm better comfy in my house with my senpai and playing vidya.
>>317795752
It is a bad substance, and it's very accessible. I'd hope mom isn't at functional alcoholic.
Now look at other things you can get that mother doesnt. what do you want?
>>317795821
I'd probably rather date a mentally ill chick off /soc/ or /cgl/ than that faggot in this thread "meeting" some faggot off Cripplechan.
>>317795723
Yeah shit is way too gross. Even piss I have to be in the mood for, and it has to be in a clean environment. Bathtub or specifically my bathroom which has a drain in it.
>>317795656
Yep. Have to submit to my every need. Have to do everything I tell them to do.
>>317795809
Then you're probably more liker a 5/10.
All the women I've ever gotten along with are either already in relationships or there's just never the chance for a relationship to develop. Even when I try to take initiative nothing ever happens. I feel like I just have bad luck, but I guess I could take more initiative to find the kinds of women I'm looking for. It's just hard because most women are really not worth the time. It's like sifting though a ton of worthless sand to find a diamond. I'm sure one day fate will smile upon me though.
>>317794838
>thanksgiving at my parents house at 7 pm
>I work nights and go to sleep around 7 pm and work that night
Th-thanks guys
>>317795809
Closer to 7 than 6
>>317795836
this time the mods let it live, umad bro?60 posters, 140 posts. I guess the lonely meme is true ;3
But I'm not.
>Have a full-time job that pays well
>Studying at the same time to get into University
>Have a GF. She plays vidya, these days even More than me. She isn't an attention whore of a casual either
>I have lots of friends
>I keep myself in shape by hitting the gym 4 times a week and cycling 3-5 times a week
>Managed to become socially skilled
>Not a virgin anymore
Hell, I used to be the biggest NEET ever 4 years ago. I had no friends, no job, no GF, was a virgin, no social skills, depressed. I took me 4 long years to get my shit together.
So best of luck to all the anons out there. There's always hope.
>>317795797
please dont hurt me
>>317795771
Being a personalityfag is doing things backwards. You will be forever alone. People lie up and down about relationships. You get into relationships by hooking up. That's literally how 99% of relationships start.
>>317795821
I'm glad my irl encounters with girls from 4chan remains at a 1, and no higher.
>>317795889
I've date a mentally ill girl from /soc/ and it was a good time. But this was early /soc/, like 2011.
>>317795276
That sounds like the perfect way to get friendzoned to be honest family
>>317795797
speaking of dogs
>>317795889
DONT DATE CRAZY CHICKS
HOLY FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT DARK FORCES YOU TOY WITH, MORTAL?
>>317795948
not your blog faget
>>317796018
>friendzoned
>>317795968
I know and I can't conform to that. I've accepted my forever ronery.Doesn't make it any easier
>>317795986
I'm convinced that the majority of "people" on this site who leave edgy/shitty comments are women.
>>317795903
Seriously that is the worst shit ever
>Hit it off with a girl, actually have quite a bit in common
>"Anyways ill catch you later Anon. My boyfriend is taking me out for our 5 year anniversary tonight!"
Every fucking time. I wouldnt be surprised if sometimes they just threw that out there as a lie to make sure i wouldnt even try to make advances towards them in the future.
>>317795948
how did you git gud in 4 years?
I'm almost a neet and I don't wanna go full lifeless and start to find animu titters far superior to homosapien titsacks
>>317796058
You'll get a relationship, Anon. It'll just be when you're 30.
I dated a girl I met on /soc/ irl.
Reaaal fun times.
>>317796037
LISTEN TO THIS PROPHET
HE SPEAKS TRUTH
>>317796031
That is one handsome pup. Does he react at all when dogmeat is on the screen, or is that just a lie all of the dog owners on /v/ tell?
Because I am that weird funny guy that just isn't anyone taste
Also I am a fucking weird person.
I enjoy a healthy sexual life with myboyfriend
>>317796072
In my experience most trolls/bait are women. Pretty much any attention-seeking, inflammatory post is likely to be a woman.
Guys don't understand how much women enjoy attention. Literally any attention. Because guys are mentally fucked in the head like women are so they don't understand.
>>317796037
This.
Does anyone have that greentext story of a bitch who pepper sprayed a new puppy that wasn't even hers?
God that sounds terrifying.
>>317796072
I think it's mostly underageb& who don't lurk but some comments are obvious girls. I called one out on another board once and I got a wall of text in return because of how mad she got. They should at least hide their fucking genders.
>>317796138
Five more years and I still won't accept a settler.
But I'm not. I'm in a DD/lg relationship because my best friend was an abusive fuck so I ended stealing his girlfriend. He's now a tranny and I have a 100% submissive girl.
>>317796072
There are lot of edgy/shitty comments desu.
>>317796182
London?
>>317796089
>Girl gets in car
>Boyfriend is some nigger/Chad douchebag
>Ey bitch who's this fucking faggot?
>Teehee nobody
(squeals tires)
>>317796065
What's it like to hold hands with a girl?
Since this is basically an /r9k/ thread.
>girl stares at me constantly at work
>can't tell if she is autistic or likes me
Does anyone else semi-regularly get girls to be interested in you but you arent interested at all in them? Im a big funnyguy and girls always try doing stuff with me. Theyre always really boring normalfags though. Im a weird internet guy at heart and all these freaking normie succubi wont hop off my dick
>>317796374
Bags of sand
>>317795079
>never had sex
Why even deny it anon?
>>317795886
I just want to find the desire to do anything but sit in my bed all day and browse the internet. I have no motivation to better myself or actually put work into anything I'm interested in. I barely even play video games anymore.
It's hard to go up when I don't have anything to climb on.
>>317796182
I'm mad jelly
Bet u met on grindr or at a club though
>>317794105
its quiet and easy
>>317796374
Gross.
>>317796421
>tfw just a funnyguy and it isn't enoughLearned that one was false, like many others
>>317796072
Man I doubt that considering a girl gets way more attention for simply mentioning she's a girl than she'd ever get from being toxic. Women aren't even smart enough to intentionally write a post that aggravates others.
>>317796375
I'm 95% sure that she thinks you are the one that is staring. I bet you look at her more often then she looks at you. You just happen to catch her checking if you're staring at her.
>>317796161
nah, he doesn't care about TV in general
>>317795303
>>317796284
lel
give me the whole story
>>317796374
You must've did that before in high school gym class when it was near christmas.
we always had square dancing for a few weeks at least
>>317796358
Strangely enough in my experience they have never been Chads.
I'm married to vidya
>random grill asks me to finger her at a party
>literally almost crying i'm so scared and afraid
guys do i have autism
>>317796037
I've dated a crazy girl.
Crazy Girl would stalk me, who I talked to, where I went to work, my cowrokers, etc.
She'd look through my phone to see who I talked to. She'd look at my facebook friends, she'll glare at people I talk to when shes there.
It was wonderful. I worked in a male dominated workplace, my facebook has little females on it who aren't family, and I have no female friends. She thought I was perfect, and maybe I was, for her. At family dinners(for example, thanksgiving, which is coming up) she would hang on my arm and repel family members I didn't like, and no one would question what I was doing in life.
The sex was crazy, too. She'd let me do anything to her, but she also wanted to do anything to me. I got a lot of fetishes from her. She knew how to please me, to the fucking T.
Shes dead, though.
>>317795346
>tfw i had this and i still screwed it up
>>317796481
You gotta look good too I guess. I played football back in highschool and had 9 different girls ask me to the sadie hawkins dance over the years. I dont have a pretty face or body, but Im a big guy 4me and not a slob/hungry skelly
>>317795893
>Yep. Have to submit to my every need. Have to do everything I tell them to do.
The worst part most girls assume I have like a 50 shades of grey sex dungeon where I'm going to tie them up and whip them and shit. I just want you to put on the collar and do exactly what I say.
>in uni
>like qt grill but she doesn't really talk to me even if I try to engage in a conversation, been trying real hard to get her to notice me, but she just doesn't give a fuck
>another grill starts talking to me a lot, like she invites me to lunch frequently, listens and laughs at my retarded commentaries, helps me with my homework daily, gives me tips in how to approach to the girl, like telling me what girls like and stuff
>we have been friends for like 6 months now
I just realized that maybe the second girl likes me, I'm a fucking retard. This shit is too complicated for me.
>>317796638
nah your just a fucking homo
>>317796504
Good point. But I stopped looking at her and she still does it because I see out of the corner of my eye. She weird.
>>317794105
yes
and i plan to keep it that way if i'm gonna be a wizard in 9 years
>cute short girl at work
>avoids me like the plague
>>317795821
LONDON
ONDON
NDON
DON
ON
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>tfw you will never EVER find a girlfriend who wants a stay at home boyfriend to clean the house for her and sit around waiting for her to come home to massage her sweety sock covered feeet
>>317796504
does anyone else just fucking stare at every cunt. Be it on the train, bus, at work whatever. I'm just always looking at cunts in the eye and watch everyone pretend to not know I'm looking at them.
>>317796445
Anon stop pls, this is hitting to close to home.
>>317796116
I started my 4 year long journey by losing some weight. I was a huge fat ass. I took me 6 months to drop my weight to a level, that I was happy with.
That gave me the required self-esteem boost to contact my old childhood friends. It was awkward as fuck, but I somehow managed to meet them. Little by little I managed to make friends.
Then I got a job, worked there for 1.5 years, then my conscription started, it lasted for 1 year. After my conscription I got a new (and my current) job as a telecommunications technician and a project manager. After my conscription I started hitting the gym few times a week and started cycling a lot more.
My current job is over-the-top social, and requires constant socializing with strangers, you'll need to confident at the same time too. As usual, it was really awkward first, but I managed to train my social skills.
I met my gf on the internet, on my country's imageboard. Decided to ask her to meet me, she agreed, we met, I made the right moves and after a while we got into a relationship.
Now days my days consist of working, studying (mathematics, physics and programming), training (gym/cycling), and if I have the time, playing vidya. Of course I spend all the time I can with my gf.
>>317796556
Nah. Last time I held a girl's hand was primary school. I haven't had any physical contact with a person outside of family in over a decade.
>>317794105
Reminder
>>317794105
Because I play games alone, I live alone, I have a job where my only interaction is with my boss and on rare occasions, his boss, and my only time I speak to others is through an Anonymous board.
I can't imagine myself in a relationship.
Also I'm ugly and have a jew nose and a bit of acne.
why are women so dull to talk to
>>317795610
>Only thing she wont do for me is leave me the fuck alone.
Made me kek
>>317796661
What? How?Please tell me what NOT to do. I've been looking for advice everywhere but everything is either dating tips for girls like 'Don't tell him you want a baby' or stupid shit like 'Just beeee yourself.' Please, tell me your secrets.
Obligatory goat oneechan as bribe.
>>317796729
lol keep that shit up faggot and they will do you for rape m8. then see how much of a hard cunt you are after that.
>>317796445
fag
>>317796671
The worst part is that I pretty much DO have a rape dungeon, but finding girls who like that is hard. I make good money, so I have a lot of toys.
I've thankfully found girls who will wear the collar, or the other BDSM shit I own. It's hard sometimes.
>>317794198
Wait what it's thanksgiving already?
>>317796681
i have a feeling my wizardship is at risk some qt girl is always trying to talk to me and i have mixed feelings
help me /v/
>>317796760
Not even a hug in a social context?
>>317796680
That is weird senpai. Slap some sense into her
>>317796729
I can honestly say I've never done that. I hate keeping eye contact for longer than 3 seconds
>>317796669
I'm just >that tall awkward lanky white kid
>>317796760
I feel you bro
>>317796698
>you will never marry an office lady
>>317794105
>tfw nobody talks with me because they fear I'll say something nazi and kill the mood for everyone.
Feels good not being an untermensch.
>>317796374
warm and euphoricbut only for so long/tip
>>317796698
I heard about an Anon who learned Mandarin and then made a profile on the Chinese version of facebook and got asian MILF businesswomen to fly him over to China to be their boytoy
Mite b cool (mite b sex trafficking according to interpol too)
>>317796795
not trying to be hard, m8. I just look at cunts in a sort of spaced out way. I can see why it's dickish just want to know if anyone else stares first like me
>>317796773
You are dull as well. 100% guaranteed.
Like 95% of this species is dull and boring past a certain age. Like, by age 20, no one has anything interesting or important to say and if they do, they are only humoring you because they pity your existence.
>tfw attractive
>tfw you're quiet but women still flock to you
>>317796161
Dogs dont see whats on the screen unless its a CRT faggot
>>317796771
>tfw 27 and still regularly get acne
J U S T
>>317796790
dont be clingy
I haven't a grill in my life.
But when I graduated two years ago and started earning more money than I could spend, I started seeing escorts.
I haven't looked back since. Vidya, drugs, and prostitution are too good of a hobby to just give up.
>>317796445
You're going to have to replace that PC one day anon. The time will come when you rise to the occasion.
>>317796752
good job my man you have yourself purposenow when is is thread gonna be trashed
>>317796836
>That is weird senpai. Slap some sense into her
M-maybe she likes me:')
>>317796934
rood
>>317796773
They are able to skate by in life because they have a wet hole between their legs. This is why i like older chicks because they at least have some kind of story to tell. Unfortunately I always end up being "like a son" or whatever the fuck and never get any.
>>317796854
I'm engaged to my manager. It's awful.
No one in the office knows.
>Man I'd totally fuck Femanon, shes so hot!
>y-yeah me too
>>317796931
aww boo hoo your life is so hard fuck off cunt
>health problems
>NEET
>don't leave my house
>no car, live with my parents
>no friends because i lost all contact after high school
There is simply no reason to get a gf, my life is horrible and i don't want to share that with anyone.
>>317796931
Out.
>>317796116
Not him but been neet for 2 years, now full time job, going out etc.
It all comes down to this: You _choose_ to be unhappy and miserable and having a negative outlook on life. Dunno about you, but I'd rather be happy. Wanna be happy? Make a choice to be. Want a job? Go get one, get an education or whatever. Wanna smile at stangers? Do it. Wanna be unhappy, depressed, lonely? Your call.
>>317796975
Great, time to fap.
Thanks a lot, dickhead.
>>317796929
I actually find that people become more interesting with age. When people are young and stupid they want to fit in everywhere so they have no real interests in anything. Once they get past a certain age, they stop giving a fuck what other people think and start enjoying the things they love.
Serious question, how do I be a gay? I've never even hit on a guy before.
>>317794105
you got the wrong board op. Here you will get some help: http://www.j-14.com/
>>317796840
eat more
lift more
leave some light weights in your bathroom doorway. do some sets whenever you enter/leave the bathroom. that will make you want to lift more.
being in a relationship and the implication of the happiness it brings you is a meme perpetuated by normies to rationalize their lifestyle.
Are workplace relationships a bad idea?
>>317796790Don't go too far too soon. It will all crumble down on you sooner or later, otherwise, out of absolutely nowhere.I hate my life.
I'm not.
Because i like to spend my money on myself.
>>317797073
Yes. Holy shit do not do workplace relationships.
Don't even do workplace casual hookups. It will just fuck things up.
>>317796947
I know, it's the worst
