I'll start.
You and your friends have to stop a guy with mommy issues from destroying the world.
FFVII.
5 dancing lolis walk into a forest and die
>>317751035
Mother?
You have to stop en ancient elf, but really it's someone else posing as the elf.
>>317751160
Correct.
turns out protag and final boss had a life link nobody knew about so both die at the end
race cars and work for giant telepathic slugs that live underground
>>317751035
You mean all of them?
Might as well say "You have a silly haircut and a fucking weird weapon"
>>317751035
Is she melting? Why is anime so shitty?
bad guy actually just wanted to kill the real bad guy who was the driving force behind your every move all along.
Final boss is fucking Hitler.
>>317751035
>have sex
>get abducted
>almost executed
>get homerun'd in the back of the head
>>317751642
Persona 2?
>>317751642
Persona 2.
The real big bad is a dog that can shapeshift and can't stop existing.
Your fairy tale main plot is actually a surprise exam for the worst godhood ever,
>>317751035
capitalism
>>317751713
>>317751728
You send a cat up into space to stop a giant battleship mecha in the 1920s.
>>317751220Arcanium
>>317751881
Raidou 1.
>>317751784
Dragon's Dogma?
You might be the chosen one, or you might just be fulfilling all the criteria to be the chosen one.
Post more lewd
Your main dude starts as a bad guy class but then becomes a good guy class.
>>317751928
Of course.
>>317752035
Fucking ffiv brah
>>317751902
>>317752035
ff4
Ragtag team of teens stops a dude from saving not one but two planets
>>317752035
FF4
You punch stuff in the face.
>>317752083
>>317752092
>>317752112
Bingo bongo
>>317751214
The Path?
>>317752086
Did I get it?
Tartarsauce and death
You and 3 other girls destroy some crystals, merge two worlds back together, and destroy a big evil tree.
The protagonist's main, and in fact only, motivation is to fuck a princess.
>>317752230
FFV.
Your dad gives you a boy for a present.
>>317751563
bioshock
>>317751563
>>317751987
xenoblade chronicles?
>>317751035
Waifu simulator
you and some friends kill god
It was a video game the whole time.
You operate your own cave and beach outside a city for 10 years whilst dealing with half the population attacking you by jumping off roofs.
You and your familiar take a series of tests to become a blacksmith only to end up saving the world.
>>317752220
Persona 3.
>>317752238
mario
>>317752307
Xenoblade chronicles
a black bean rapes a little girl over and over.
>>317751987
Morrowind nigga
>>317751902
Not gonna lie I thought that twist felt like bullshit.
>>317752102
FFV?
>>317752238
Rance?
>>317751214
Etrian Odyssey.
>>317752373
CORRECT
>>317752361
Thousand Arms.
you travel back in time to cure your curse and be with your waifu
>>317752325
Star Ocean 3
>>317751987
Dark Souls
>>317752102
Ffix?
>>317751035
You die in the first fight.
Your dad did a lot of fucking and now you gotta deal with the bullshit his friends and family left you with.
>>317752578
ding ding ding
Pirates vs Moon People.
Washed up junkie tries to protect his daughter against her wishes.
>>317752379
>>317752430
Both no.
>>317752287
yes, regarding
>>317751563
>>317751035
shorsh
>>317751035
Baldur's Gate 2?
>>317752665
LISA
>>317752475
Nope.
>>317752714
Holy shit.
Reading this thread after posting this, I just realized I'm immersed with a crowd of fucking children who've never played an actual fucking RPG in their fucking lives.
Fucking hell /v/ really has gone to shit.
Earthbound humor.
>>317752361
Summon Night: Swordcraft Story
>>317752665
Nier
>>317752220
Tartarus?.... sounds like some kind of toothpaste
>>317752209
>Did I get it?
Well the gif is nodding
You get forced into joining a subculture of superpowered goths and do everyone's dirty work.
>>317752836
earthbound
You wake up all fucked up, in a fucked up place, have to fight fucked up people to survive, and have the assistance of a voice through a radio.Spoiler alert, the voice betrays you
>>317752102
Phantasy Star 2
Everyone dies and then your ghost becomes a futa
>>317752826
Baldur's Gate was shit.
>>317752857
Ahh, that explains it. I didn't open it.
>>317752826
Iranicus didn't have mommy issues
You have a shitty 19th birthday, run away from home, and cause your dad to commit suicide.
>>317752723
>>317752852
both are correct
>>317752873
Vampire the masquerade
>>317752856
Awsnaparoonies.
>>317752839
Yes.
>>317753020
Yes.
>>317751035
Meatbugs.
>>317752919
DDS2 and they're not even ghosts at the Sun.
>>317752897BioShock 1
Even after all you've done, the people you helped tells you to leave and never come back.
Your sweet mullet gets you into a crazy adventure and God lost her contact lens.
>>317753153
It's pretty much the same thing.
Straybow is a huge cunt and ruins everything.
A young girl goes across the country on a mission to fuck her brother, but gets fucked instead.
>>317752238
FF9
>>317753163
Fallout
>>317753154
Really, really close.But you dont wake up in Rapture.
it's older than everquest
An ancient evil has awoken
>>317753004
Anon we're describing RPG plots not your coming out party.
>>317753213
Nailed it.
It's part of the reason it's my favourite Final Fantasy game. There's no major honour or anything at stake for Zidane. He just wants to fuck hot princess bitches and steal mad loot.
>>317753216
That's right senpai
>>317753331
literally tales of zesteria
You have to escort a bearded elf prisoner to the king.
>>317753349
Nice try, but my dad died before I turned 19
Everyone dies but then you become a god of creation and recreate the world.
Autism the RPG.
you have to buy potions with a little girl and a two legged dog
>>317753563
Nocturne?
>>317753589
Dark Souls
Sweet Georgia Brown.
>>317753589
undermeme
You aren't the chosen one, you simply help the actual chosen one do his duties.
You become a god eventually though.
You're a nobody but you want to be an heroic adventurer.
>>317751220
Iron Man 3
you got to find your foster-father who fucked up big time
>>317753728Oblivion
>>317753589
Is there a sonic RPG I don't know about?
>>317753671
>>317753720
No.
Here's a hint.MADE BY BIOWARE
>>317753004
But anon, that story isn't from an RPG
>>317753737
motherfucking Grandia
Despite its series' tagline, it's not actually an RPG.
You're not the hero you're just some useless asshole who looks exactly like him and replaces him after he dies.It's a shit game
There are cute girls everywhere, but you only want to dick the creatures.
>>317753728
>>317753563
Xenoblade?
>>317753852
Yes.
>>317753859
Dragon Age:Origins
Your friend is a pedophile and wants to fuck a dragon, kills that dragon, then almost fucks the dragon after resurrecting it.His best friend is also unable to take any damage, ever.
You and your band travels medieval germany killing thugs, bandits and hunting down heretics.
Your blood is very important to the villain.
Then you steal souls and kill a dragon.
a paper thin rpg where you need to collect 7 macguffins to stop a big bad demon
Did I do the right thing?
>>317753903
Tales of the Abyss
>>317753903
Tales ofthe Abyss.
>>317753927It's Pokemon, isn't it?
Generic pedophile bait anime girl A saves the world with generic pedophile bait anime girls B, C, and D
>>317752660
>>317753927
Pokemon from the perspective of 80% of /vp/.
You kill a dragon with a light saber.
At the end you have to kill your son or nuke Boston
>>317753976
drakengard
>>317754218
Prototype 2.
>>317754127
>>317754162
You know it!
You kill a demon/god with a sword made of water.
You can also get a light saber somewhere in between.
Jesus christ and mary magdalene are your party membersI'm probably the only person who remember this game
you try to protect her smile even if humanity faces extinction, you also probably fucked a futa
You're summoned to a familiar world where a strange religion have taken root and a new evil has arrived.
>>317751035
>>317754386
Nier.
You kill God with a chainsaw.
You help an ancient evil reclaim his former power in exchange for curing your sister of a severe case of Pig Latin.
You have to choose between the human race or your waifu and non humans
>>317754158
A bunch of anime girls work with a bunch of dumbass gods to ensure they never have to see each other again, but only 2-3 of them (all from the same universe) actually exist anyway.
>>317754407
Zelda
You kill fucking everyone.
>>317754274
No.
>>317754351
This is a sequel that has a bat shit insane story with lots of characters
>>317754637
Chrono Cross.
>>317754407
Dark Souls
>>317754673
>>317754626
AbsolutelyWrong
You and some guys fight demons largely by interacting with menus and selecting between 2 dialogue options for the non-menu based challenge portions of the game/a/utismos rave about this game for SJW shit and because its anime.
>>317754637
There are more examples of this than there should be, but I'm pretty sure you mean Chrono Cross.
>>317753859
Sonic Chronicles?
>>317754637
Shadow Hearts Covenant
Monstergirls! and the hero is a shota and the Goddess is evil.
You have to save the man who raised you from his brother but then it turns out you have to save the world from the man who raised you
You and your friend find a muslim girl who fell from the sky.
>>317754775
Yes
>>317754818
MGQ.
Next time try a game that isnt mainstream
One of the protagonists manages to fuck everything up.
>>317754906
I wasn't aware they made a Palestine RPG.
The main story involves climbing a mountain to defeat an the big bad, but you never actually have to do this.
Also, nobody picks the male characters.
>Dating sim elements.
>Villain kills whoever you decided to waifu and uses her soul to resurrect the ancient evil.
>>317754906
Tales of something, the one with the redhead faggot and the green haired girl.
>>317754883
Suikoden 5 maybe
>>317751035
Girlfriend is abducted. Join forces with Stalin, Hamlet, and/or Ghengis Khan to get her back.Nobody will get this one
>>317753903
Infinite Undiscovery and it's decent at the very least
>Unlocking Sigmund's early attacks in your later levels
An ancient evil returns and you're the only one who can stop it.
>>317755138
Yes It's Tales of Eternia
>>317752102
Tales of Phantasia?
>>317755127
>to defeat an the big bad
Fuck me I can't type.
You pick 3 sides, the kingdom of dumbasses with vengeance, the kingdom with the busty underage princess, or your friend who fights monsters. The bad guy is a jester with a shit sob story and an ancient evil who's weakness is its name. Monk class is OP.
>>317755132
Dragon's Dogma?
Justice lies with the Holy Sword?
>>317755201
Sounds like aHELLISHgame to play
You think your god but it turns out you're not.
some people stop a bad guy from doing something bad
You get brainwashed by the enemy into fighting for them and you get a harem in exchange.
Old man is trying to ascend to godhood but you're too busy farming shit to care.
There's a man in green whose disguise is utterly unrecognizable.
>>317755278
Nice.
The summons where awesome in that game, definitely one of the better tales games.
>>317755656
Zelda
>>317754492
Radiata Stories
Not that'll experience either route myself. I physically can't bring myself to stop stalking npcs long enough to go through the story
>>317751035
You are the bad guy trying to get out of your own dungeon.
>>317755234
You got it man .
It might have been decent i barely remember it at this point i just remember the final boss looked like a fucking faggot and that they killed off best girl.
>>317754364
Xenosaga
The law is in town and no fucking robots is gonna stop it.
>>317755387
No.
>>317755656
Super Paper Mario is not an RPG.
Main character and his party go off to stop the end of the world, only to realize that their actions are actually leading the world to it's destruction.
Whatever
your thirsty family sends you on a mission for water, and repays you by never speaking to you again
You try to resurrect a girl to fug, meanwhile her doppelganger along with a whole harem and a fag want your hot edgy dick.
>>317755967
>it's
whoops i mean its
>>317755981
FFVIII
You're a wolfWho is actually a Goddess
>>317755967
Golden Sun?
>>317755640
Rune Factory 4.
>>317755967
Golden Sun 1/2
>>317755981
FF8
>>317755780
Wrong.
>>317755949
Yes it is, fuck you.Correct.
>>317756019
Fallout
>>317756059
Okami
You turn into a dragon sometimes
The writing can be pretty funny
>>317755981
Persona 3
Mother.
You and an ancient evil gotta save the world with the help of your retarded friend.
>>317752086
>le nodding man
Emil Pagliarulo does it again!
>>317756079
>Rune Factory 4.YES
>>317756112
Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, and potentially Radiant Dawn too.
>>317756096
You got it.
The fate of an entire city rests on an angsty teenager becoming less emo.
>>317754484
Okage
>>317756076
>>317756079
Yep. I'll try to make this one a little bit harder.
On vacation in a far off land, your girlfriend finds a treasure map and asks you to go find it.
>>317756340
Obviously The World Ends With You.
>>317756340
The World Ends With You
>>317755967Stella Glow
>>317756050
>>317756079
>FFVIII
Yes and No. It was whatever RPG you want.
>>317756394
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, maybe?
>>317756315
Wrong, it's pretty clearly Divinity 2: Ego Draconis.
>>317756315
Nope, nope, also nope
You go on a journey to resurrect Dracula just so you can kill him again.
unending pandas cock-block you
hah hah hah
It's Doom, but a JRPG.
>>317756395
>>317756415PICK IT UP, PHONES
>>317755132
Riviera
>>317756112
One of the Breath of Fire's
>>317756112
Breath of Fire
>>317756602
Order of Ecclesia?
There's only one Boss fight in the whole game.
You go hunt monsters.
>>317756602
>>317753232
System Shock
>>317756510
darn, too easy
>>317756624I'M THERE
>>317753201
That's not even remotely vague, that's just straight up Live a Live.
You and your friend fall asleep to fight shit for a test which turns out to be a trap.
>>317753994
Darklands.
>>317755448
Xilia?
The Butler did it!
