>Those wild hand gestures when you first meet her
>That sperging out when you flirt
Does she have autism?
Probably.
pls no piper bullying
Piper? I barely know her!
>>317648497
that is a dad joke if i've ever heard one
Piper is best girl.
im in love with piper
>flirting with your bro
why
She looks like a man
Nothing beats a slightly autistic girl.
>>317649963
>tfw she goes full spaghetti when you flirt with her
2cute
No, her job as a journalist made people indifferent or disgusted at her mere presence.
Since her only social interaction is mostly her younger sister she drops a ton of spaghetti when some random dude (You/Nate) flirts with her.
>>317650263
>he didn't flirt with her as nora
pleb
>>317648156
How big do you think her tits are? DDs?
>>317650263
>>317650393
what is the lesbian equivalent of /ss/?
>>317650393
Nora feels more natural with Preston, not even trolling.
>>317650534
BLACKED
>>317650534
What about Paladin Danse? Feels a lot like the male character preset.
>>317650534
kill yourself nasty kek
>>317649185
>you can't tell Shaun a ton of dad jokes
THANKS TODD
>>317648156
>>317650693
>>317650732
No dimwits, Preston is as dull as Nate. As I've implied earlier, it had nothing to do with getting blacked or /stormfront/.
>>317650715
Danse is too focused on the BoS ideals and a Space Marine like himself is too pure for love.
Deacon is also a great #2 guy.
>>317648497
made me snort, goodjob
>>317651015
DELETE THIS
The more I buddy up with Piper the more I reckon she's one of the better better crafted females I've seen in an RPG.
>Attractive but not overtly, stunted chin and jaw, likely from childhood malnourishment (she fits the world visually).
>Helps the character but maintains her own goals. She is open about ulterior motives.
>Charming dialogue without relying on tropes, pandering or blatant waifuism.
>Has her own opinion on the worlds politics but they aren't rammed down the players throat, taking pressure off of their play style.
Seriously though, what was the deal with the hand things?
>>317652460
That whole intro sequence feels like it was done completely separate from the rest of her lines
>>317652706
I liked it. It's quite common to judge someone the first time you meet them based on circumstance, only to find out later that they're actually very likeable. Makes Piper feel more human, IMO.
>>317650476
/yl/?
>You will never have a threesome with Piper and her sister as Nora
>>317648156
I don't know if it's a bug or what but Piper keeps falling flat on her butt in my game (the companion defeated pose) but it happens even in places with no enemies like diamond city. Pretty weird.
Posting better girl.
>>317653120
Sleek Bethesda code that works.Not like her falling on her delicious ass would bother her
Curie > Piper
Forever and always. Piper has the shittest writing out of all the companions, even worse than Dogmeat's writing.
>>317649185
>play as a father
>can't make any dad jokes
shit writing/10
Is it true that she's hiding a giant ass that you can only see if you put her in the vault suit?
I'd like to see photographic evidence.
>>317653070
>when Piper invites you to settlement building and chill
>>317653330
Everyone has gigantic asses when they're in vault suits
>>317653070
What's the best way to down assaultrons? They seem to soak both all my weapons fairly well
>>317653394
Except Nora.
>>317653203
Where the fuck do I find her? Do I have to keep playing the main mission ?
>>317653203
>short hair
>frog accent
>innocent
>pure
toptier
>>317653518
Vault 81, accept the kid's offer, do the quest.
It's a side quest, and it ain't easy to stumble across 81.
>>317653203
>>317653292
>Curie
>A synth
>A FRENCH synth
purge/10
>>317653070
kek
>>317653518
Do quests in Vault 81. You'll get to her eventually.
>>317653070
lewd
>>317653203
what jumpsuit is that?
>>317653636
French accents are hot as fuck.
You gay son?
>>317653203
>curie
>good
>>317648156
Autistic girls are the best
>>317653203
What armor? That looks better on her than my SILVA SHROUD clothing does.
>>317653203
>not putting her in Kellog's outfit
>not putting Piper or, if you can, Nick in the Silver Shroud outfit
>not giving Hancock the hat you get from Ironsides
>not travelling with Deacon 24/7
pleb
Also:
>Deacon is disguised as a Diamond City guard when you first get there
neat
>>317651015
j e w
>>317653458
Aim for the torso, friend.
>>317652460
Its not just her, basically all the mannerism animations in the game are awkward. It's probably because they just do voice recording and no mocap. Animators are probably doing their best approximation of what the lines but you know their animators, not actors so don't do a good job I guess.
>>317653897
You can't seem to give the Silver Shroud armor to any companions.
So /v/, did you do the right thing and giveCurie the ring?
>>317653834
apparently it's some Brother hood of steel armor, from an officer, I think
but I've not seen it in game yet
Also >Railroad is against BoS
ha ha looks like I'm going to purge some Agents.
>not turning piper into a loyal bos cumdumpster
What do I fucking do against assaultrons as a melee build?
>swing
>it blocks
>it swings
>I block
>This goes on until it instakills me with the laser.
>>317654070
You can after you do the quest at goodneighbor.
>>317654125
>>317653801
>any infatuation with the french
>ever
>>317654136
VATS attacks are unblockable.
>>317654125
>>317654125
How did you make Piper attractive?
>>317648156
>boring af normies chose piper
>patricians chose Cait
>good friends chose curry
>>317653540
>posting that disgusting man face whore
faggot
>>317654112
Oh, it's the one I'm wearing then. It's the BOS officer uniform, and it's only attainable bykilling the hermit-paladin at the end of the missing recon mission.So I just used the console to spawn one for myself since I didn't do that, looks like I'll need another.
>>317653801
Abominations like super mutants, ghouls, and the French must be destroyed, Anon.
The way Piper calls you blue is the cutest fucking delivery of lines I may have ever heard in my life. Outside of the companions the main quest line throws at you, I've only met Cait and Danse, so I'm sure there's more companions, but it's already looking like Piper is going to be the takeaway of the cast.
The first encounter I had with her cemented my opinion that she is a cunt.
who /SARCASTIC/ here?
>>317654339
Huh? What's the id for it? I tried earlier, but I couldn't find the correct ID number.
>>317654364
cait just whines and does drugs like the disgusting mick she is
>>317653629
>>317653713
What kid? Some kid in diamond city?
>>317654417
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/BOS_uniform
They're all here on the right. You're looking for the black one, 00134294
>>317654309
cait reminds me of another best buddy
>>317648156
>>317648156
>Causes man to shoot his brother
>Totally not guilty
>Threatens people with her newspaper
MY NEWSPAPER!
>>317654364
>roll up to Diamond city in my lovely jacket and pants
>few bits of misc armour on
>"OHAI BLUE"
>Blue?
>"YE COS U FROM A VULT.. YOU ARENT WEARIN A SUIT NOW BUT I KNOWW"
fucking dipshit
>>317654112
>tfw I like the Brotherhood but still want to kill them all for some reason
When the Prydwen showed up I was filled with hype, not too much time later that hype was then replaced with the urge to blow it up.
>>317654508
>http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/BOS_uniform
Thanks, friendo.
>>317648156
>Piper
>attractive
Piper is friendzone material if I've ever seen any.
>>317654292
console command
>>317654335
tumblr still mad you can't smash?
>>317654309
But normies are all over foreign accents.
Everyone loves a certain accent.
>>317653070
She's clearly robosexual
implying she's not the top tier waifu of them all
>>317654768
good one m8
So, is every chick in the wasteland a lesbian or something?
>>317654580
You're also wearing a Pipboy
>>317654768
you may think she's your waifu
but she may be filled with raider mangoo!
>>317654851
Everyone is Bi and DTF
Even MacCready who is married with a kid
>>317654768
>>317654849
can i romance 2 at once?
>>317648156
>meet her
>get quest to talk to her
>finish Valentine's quest first
>now all I can do is ask her to join my party
>can never ever complete her quest without console commands due to your options changing
What the fuck? How did this even make it past the devs?
>>317651095
>Deacon is also a great #2 guy
He seemed like an annoying faggot that was full of himself, what are you talking about?
>>317654580
fuck, i thought that was SCIENCE!
do the guards also notice your vault jumpsuit if you're not wearing it?
>>317653636
>>317653292
>>317653540
>Choosing old French hag
Even Piper is a better choice.
>>317654932yes but don't do it next to eachother they don't like getting keked
>>317654851kleo isn't.
>>317654983
I want homos to leave.
>>317651015
I have watched this twice and haven't found where she makes this horrible face, this has to be edited/modded.
>>317648156
>tfw you'll never be with piper
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u8HGM3a.png "large[1].png")
>>317654849
>Letting Piper wear the general's uniform
>>317655048
good
>>317654943
>talking shit about Deacon
>the only person that keeps track of the ridiculous shit you've done
>>317654768
> That fucking appalling attempt at an irish accent
Got so mad I couldn't kill the bitch
how do you guys get your girlfriend to start calling you blue
>>317655092
>being selfish
>implying the minutemen isn't all about the people
so can I pirate this game yet or what
>>317654932
In a game where I'm genuinely shocked that I can't lead the BoS, Railroad and Institute all at the same time, take a guess.
>>317655273
there was a torrent on release day nigga
>>317655273
You could on day 1, faggot.
Hell you could have pirated the preload and just downloaded the crack instantly.
>>317654125
You ruined her, good job.
Fag
>>317655273
I literally pirated it day 1.
You're a retard.
>>317655273
you could pirate it the moment it came out, you mongloid
>>317654932
It's a bethesda game what do you think
you can be the leader of 4 organizations AT ONCE
you can climb that mountain
IT JUST WORKS
>>317655273
pirates were able to play the full game before legitimate buyers were
>>317655193
Paint your cock blue before fucking her
>you can find weapons that just literally have unlimited ammo
Fucking why?
>>317655193
I'm honestly thinking about wearing all blue, painting my face blue until she gets the point
>>317655351
>>317655364
>>317655384
>>317655386
>>317655434
Thanks. Paying customers fucked like usual I see.
Now for a better question. Is this game worth pirating?
>>317655503
Name one? Theres bullshit unlimted magazine guns but you still need to get the ammo for it.
>>317655503
I don't believe you.
Did Bethesda forget the idea of scarcity in a fucking post apocalyptic game?
>>317655434
>>317655386
>>317655364
>>317655351
Not the guy who asked, but where's the best place to get pirated games? I very rarely pirate games, and have actually no fucking clue.
>>317655557
Pirate it and find out you donut
I'd say yes, but I'm not your nanny
>>317655557
>Is this game worth pirating?
Yeah it's worth what I paid.
Is Hancock any good as a companion?
WHY DOES MY FUCKING BOLT ACTION RIFLE HAVE A LEFT HANDED BOLT
FUCK YOU TODD
>>317655676
Try google.
>>317655048
>>317655772
fuck off cunt
>>317655676
the pirate bay
or join a private tracker
just don't be a moron
read the comments
>>317655651
I'm certain he means the unlimited clip/magazine sizes so you never reload.
Which is hilarious when it's on the double barrel shotgun.
>>317655651
Theres weapon modifiers for infinite ammo capacity but it still uses up ammo.ammo is still easy as fuck to get like in every fallout game
>>317655676
torrentz.eu
>>317654849
MUH JEWSPAPER
>>317655743
>Fire rifle
>cycle bolt
>spent casing flies out
>reload rifle
>cycle bolt
>spent casing flies out
so close yet so far bethesda
>>317649963
Except her alcoholic redneck father
>>317655682
>Pirate it and find out you donut
I'd rather not waste bandwidth that could be used on piratingor legitimately purchasingbetter games.
>I'd say yes
Thank you for answering my question.
>I'm not your nanny
Do you want to be? My mom tips well.
>>317655702
Thanks. But how do I know they didn't simply pay you to play it?
>>317654849
>tfw you wanna get in her pants but hate being a moralfag
>>317656025
>>317655125
>mfw I found out Deacon is actually a human and not a synth
Pretty ironic that synth lovers give you a human companion andthe synth haters give you a synth companion
>>317656160
Lie like all men.
>>317656096
>But how do I know they didn't simply pay you to play it?
Well that still wouldn't detract from my statement.
>>317656160
>tfw moralfag so it works out
Every time i tried doing a Caesar's Legion run I ended up switching to another faction.
>>317656190
>you don't get to fuck her with the drills
Why even live
>>317656160
Just pick lots of locks or go with Cait
>>317655998
>my .50 rifle only does a bit more damage than my .308 combat rifle
>>317655880
>using torrentz.eu
christ are you guys kids
>>317654696
yeah you've never seen any
>>317656390
>Not using downloadfreegamesonline.ru
>>317654921
Dude, Mccready's wife is dead.
>>317655427
> you can be the leader of 4 organizations AT ONCE
> Counting settlements as organizations
hurrrr durrrr
>>317655826
Yeah that, and yeah that's what I found it on, it's fucking retarded. Literally dropping deathclaws like nothing.
>>317654921
>yfw Bioshit put more thought into the romances of their most recent game than Bethesda did in this
why is this ok when Bethesda does it but shit when Bioware does it.it's shit either way, but ain't nobody talking about Bethesda
>>317656335
>Cait
She's pretty cute
And she doesn't care if you go full edgelord?
>>317655831
This.
Why is it that difficulty just changes the damage you receive and deal? That's like the most boring way to handle difficulty. I always end up with thousands of rounds of every kind of ammo I never use and hundreds upon hundreds of stimpacks and chems. Thes things need to be atleast 20x more rare.
>>317654921
Not everyone. Nick, Strong, dogmeat, the courser, and codsworth can't be romanced
>>317656728
No, she likes it. She straight out hates railroad and minutemen
>>317656337
>"""assault rifle""" has ejection port on the right
>still ejects to the left
>THROUGH the loaded magazine
todd pls
>>317655651
>Did Bethesda forget the idea of scarcity in a fucking post apocalyptic game?
Whoever the CoD loving faggots are that balanced the weapon modification did, that's for sure.
>Balance Auto and Semi-auto by DPS
>In a game where you scavenge your ammo
Fucking retards.
What advantages do the Minutemen give you?
>>317656728
No, she likes it especially if you're a drugged up edgelord
Doing her quest makes her hate chems though
>>317653203
only good choice
Nick > Deacon > Everyone else > Black Paul Revere > Tumblr Journal reporter
>>317655427
Have you even played the game they force you to pick a side.
>>317656898
>>317656991
Hot damn sounds like the GOAT companion
Which love interest should I pick if I am high test?
>>317656728
Cait is the opposite of piper, cait likes it when you hassle people for payment and act like a dick.
>>317657113
Cait
>>317656890
>Dogmeat can't be romanced.
Fucking dropped.
>>317657113
Danse
>>317657113
Dogmeat
Any true man would find the female NPCs annoying as fuck after 2 minutes, especially when fucking them is physically not on the table.
>>317653629
not him, but I found cvrie,the medic mr. handy robot thing, are they the same?
do you turn her into a synth or something?
>>317654125
where do you get that outfit though?
is that a mod?
>tfw no tesla cannon
>>317657437
Yes.
>he didn't pick best girl
>>317654768
>interact with an npc
>she gets pissy because you chose not to rape and kill their family
>>317654309
cait is best.
Who /Nick/ here?
>50s detective style
>Helpful
>Slick voice
would you let Fahrenheit be your buddy, /v/
>>317657523
When will a game ever make the 'evil' character not suck?
>>317657509
>cutesy waifu bait meme companion
fuck off
>>317656960
Flare gun to call for help and artillery strikes if you have some built in range
>>317657712
You sound like a gay
>>317657523
She only gets pissy if you go moralfag. If you take the middle road she doesn't mind
Also it's the post apocalypse, might makes right
>>317655045
there is an exaggerated facial expressions mod but it's not very well known
I want to "ejaculate" inside of Piper, if you know what I mean,
>>317657680
>Born a ghoul
Must be horrible.
>>317657509
Autist bate, literally tali tier
>>317656096
>Do you want to be? My mom tips well.
She learned with me
>>317657509
Why does Piper HATE ARTILLERLY?
<I love Piper. I wish I could have that threesome.
>>317650476
/ll/
>>317657951
She wanted to interview those bandits.
![magnus+carlsen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rh4FPH5.jpg "magnus+carlsen[1].jpg")
>>317657680
>EVERYIME
>SHE SPOUTS
>CHESS TACTICS
>TO ME
the real autist
>>317657827
Bullshit
>at diamond dozen city
>see some nip kid selling purified water
>offer to help him clean up some shit in exchange for caps
>CAIT DISLIKED THAT
Even if i ask him for more caps she'll still end up disliking me doing the fucking job. She;s a drugged out cunt.
Cait is cute! CUTE!
>>317657951
Must have caught a civvy in the cross fire, man. I dropped arty anytime I had to fight gunners.
>>317657805
That's it? Morally I want to side with them but the other factions are so much better.
>speech check
Oh boy, time to savescum for 15 minutes, thanks beth, this is way better than NV's check system.
>>317658106
you can make them work with the railroad
>>317658208
there is literally no reason to not have charisma maxed out
>>317658076
I'd dislike if my companion jumped at the chance to jump into irradiated water to pick up junk at the whim of some little shit too.
>>317658067
You ever played chess anon?
>>317658214
Could I still join the railroad?
Where were you when the AMR got BTFO'd
>>317658274
And I still fail, it's fucking stupid and a shit way to handle it especially when NV had a better system in place. If you want to rape out skills, just make it a straight CHR check
>>317658683
I feel youbut i didn't fail a single speech check after i maxed out charisma maybe todd just hates u
>>317658274
Except you can still fail speech checks with Charisma and all related perks maxed. Speech system is fucked in this game.
And even worse, I'm color blind and can't tell the difference between easy speech checks and regular choices.
>>317658208
Are you telling me charisma checks are now RNG?
>>317658651
that's a shit weapon
overseer's rifle and even a regular tricked out advanced AR are far better
>>317658790
Does the dialogue choice shit change color if you change the hud color?
That might help you.
>>317658651
>73 damage
Gauss rifle does like 375 for me and I still have 1 more rifleman perk to go
>>317658683
>>317658763
>>317658790
I hate the new perk system, everything is a number now, there is nothing fun.
It is just +% to the damage, +% to the stealth
>>317658847
>now
They're like literally every fallout game but New Vegas
>>317658847
Yes, you can fail even at maxxed out CHR, better mid convo save every fucking time
>>317658790
>And even worse, I'm color blind and can't tell the difference between easy speech checks and regular choices.
How is this a problem when you can change colours.
Should I sell all my weapons and only roll with one weapon type instead?
>>317654351
ISIL pls.
>>317658651
Where do you find that?
>>317659012
Stop sucking F3 and NV dick, it's fine. If you don't like those perks then just don't bloody take them.
>>317659102
>not being ready for any situation
Disgraceful
>>317659058
Point is NV fixed it then they went to a backwards as fuck way that encourages savescumming instead of playing the game.
>>317659102
There's really no reason to pick any weapon perks. Only one worth bothering are those that affects all weapons, like Bloody mess.
>>317657325
yes, have curie follow you around boost her approval (be a good person, believe in love, etc.) and you'll get her quest.
>>317655227
>>317657805
...wait..... you're telling me I can build and then call in artillery strikes?
>they didn't romance the danse
>>317658279
>implying the water is irradiated
>implying i dont have the aqua boy perk
>implying cait's not a drug using cunt, who the fuck is she to dislike my life choices?
>>317659539
>>317659539
Danse is a cunt.
>mary sue with plot armour managed to resist a fucking rocket engine fire
>>317650452
But anon, everyone has the same-size tits.
>>317659463
Yeah, you get a special smoke grenade and you call in a strike from a near by settlement.
>>317659539
implying i didn't gain his trust spare his life then destroy everything he believed in by decimating the brotherhood with their own weapon
![fdb414f5002963ef50eb56d9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XwM5bGG.jpg "fdb414f5002963ef50eb56d9[1].jpg")
>>317659730
>>317659730
>>317659102
near the end of the game you should have enough perks to fill out two weapon perks.
It's good to have more than one.
>>317653765
BoS officer uniform, aka the best lower armour slot in the game.
>>317653070
I am using the exact same outfit.
>>317656025
KEK
>>317658094
i gave her kellogs armor as well
>>317659690
She does drugs to forget her past, not because some little up himself shit offered her 50 caps
>implying it isn't irradiated
>>317657680
I killed her mostly for the bitchin' belt buckle on her pants.
Then I found out that that's just what road leathers look like.
>>317659690
She's a good girl
She was just gettin' her life on track
>>317653070
I think this is my favorite new enemy.
>>317659827
...ever since high school when we got to do a special trip out to 29 palms for the end of mojave viper and the let the class pop smoke for a 2 grid artillery barrage I have loved artillery...
unfortunately I finished high school right at the end of Iraq and right now the president is all but anti-military so.... eh I might join the FFL... but this is a close second to being an arty spotter I guess.
>captcha has me identifying palm trees and it kinda looked like there were 29 of them.
Neat.
>>317660180
>She does drugs to forget her past
Then i can take a dip in water that doesnt harm me to forget that my wife was killed and son kidnapped you cock mongling inbred knave. Mcfucking kill yourself.
>>317660403
Except you don't faggot, you do it for the caps like the dirty little whore you are don't pretend like you're roleplaying in a 2015 Bethesda game.
>you never bury your wife/husband
>you just fucking leave them in the tube where they were killed
>>317659165
It's just a legendary sniper that I found that I fully upgraded and renamed
>>317659012
The ones that add numbers on the first tier add abilities on the later tiers.
Like, +20% to sneak at first tier. At second tier sneak continues to increase, and you don't set off mines. Not setting off mines was a perk in FO3, and the sneak increase is there because we don't have skills any more.
I think the only one that's literally just numbers go up is the HP bonus one, which should really scale with level, but I guess you're supposed to take it at low level.
