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Are they taunting us guyse ?
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>>317588765

I hope so.

NoA is being more retarded than usual, and that's saying something.
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More like they regret their american counterpart fucking it up.
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>>317588765
What makes you think this all links to censorship?

There, I made your thread. Enjoy your free 300 posts.
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>>317588765
Hey man, back off. The right hair style is crucial when watching cutscenes
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>>317588765
Can Nintendo of Europe just take over everything from NoA?
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I don't like character creation.
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>>317588765
Wait, that outfit is censored too?
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I doubt it is related in any way.
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>>317589085
No, only Lin's bikini outfits are censored because minor, yadda yadda, and boob slider for some reason, not too sure.
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SHIBATA SAVE US FROM THE EVIL AMERICANS!!!
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Does the EU version still have the bust slider? I assumed it was removed from all English-language versions.
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>>317589232
Yeah, it's removed there too.
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>>317589232
Assume it is not in there until proven otherwise, why would they do a special localisation just for europe ? They probably just take the english one from noa and go from there to do the other languages.
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>>317589482
>why would they do a special localisation just for europe
You'd be surprised.
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>>317589482
>why would they do a special localisation just for europe
So they can add arbitrary 'u's to every word.
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>>317589714
>>317589541
well yeah text shit
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NoE somehow still cares about selling their games. But no, the censorship will be the same in both versions.
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>>317589482
Tharja's ass wasn't censored in Europe. Weirdly enough Nowi's line about boingy bits was censored tho.
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>tfw one of the female hairs resemble pic related

now i can have a xeno game with my waifu as the main character hope they have goggles as an accessory
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>>317590059
You okay there?
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>>317590096
she's a slut
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>>317589183
Praise Shibata
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>>317590096
>muh drills
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>>317590096
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>>317588765
I'd like to assume stupidity instead of malice, but this might be too stupid even for them.
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>>317588765
so is a way of teasing NOA that the euro version kept the boob slider?
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>>317590318
That would be the best case scenario, so it's unlikely.
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>>317590318
tweet NOE and ask them...never use the word censorship tho
probably NOA will committ sudoku soon after
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>>317589183
Why isn't this man in charge of NoA? You'd think that after Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, and DQIX NoA would get a fucking clue. The West wants these JRPGs, so FUCKING MARKET THEM! Hell, I'll buy a WiiU just to support Xenoblade X.
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>>317590465
>I'll buy a WiiU just to support Xenoblade X
But the game is coming out.
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>>317590465
because NOA is Nintendo of America, burgers don't want cool stuff, they just want to ruin things to others
Shibata is ours, US can take that memer of reggie
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>>317588875
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>I'm a pathetic child that needs big boobies in my video games
This is sad. The breast size of your character has no impact on the gameplay or story. Stop being horny children
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>>317588765
>NoA localized the game
>NoE pumping out more commercials than NoA
what the fuck
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im worried guys
i am hype as fuck sure but i also remember i was hype for MGSV and look how that ended up
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>>317590810
>Thinking NoA functions in a logical way
Please, fans had to push them in order to release Xenoblade in the US. They don't give a single shit about XCX.
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>>317590007
Except it wasnt. You're a moron for thinking the American version is the legit translation.

Its a typical Jap sketch were one person misunderstands what the other is talking about.

Apparantly that was too subtle for ameritards so they hamfisted it by going "LEL THURJE I LIEK UR TIDDIES"
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>>317590807
heres a reply
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>>317590832
XCX has a slightly better story than MGSV but far inferior to Xenoblade
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>>317590760
NoA didn't bother changing it because they know Americans don't read.
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>>317590807
by removing them you show you are obsessed with breast and you hate them

Why NOA hates women?
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>>317590884
That is the legit translation. Go look up the Japanese, you fake weeb.
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>>317590810
NOE is doing a good job with advertising lately.

A lot of TV ads too
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>>317590380
I like how you bravely face reality.
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>>317590760
>lower case i after punctuation
the fuck
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>>317590832
>are you expecting XC 2.0?
if so I would lower that hype way the fuck down
>are you expecting a non-linean open world exploration with mech and a meaty complex combat system?
if so, you are good
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>>317590962
Hey we read - we just don't read manuals and dietary information labels.
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A world without USA...
a man can dream
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WHY DO EUROPEONS ALWAYS BULLY US
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>>317591025
Sure it is ameritard. Sure it is.
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Canceled my SE preorder from Gamestop and will buy the standard version used a few weeks from now. Will throw an email to Nintendo to show them.
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For what its worth, Super Mystery Dungeon has a really funny and colorful translation without any memes. The worst there is are the infrequent pokemon puns.
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>>317591274
>Will throw an email to Nintendo to show them
All they'll see is a "Oh, guess they don't want another game in the franchise".
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>>317590807
But, I want flat. Also, I want a crotch bulge slider
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>>317590096
>Put her in this garbage
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>>317591335
What's up with people shilling this game so much? It looks so fucking awful and budget. Even the Nintendo direct sounded unexcited.

No wonder the 3DS is loved so much around here when the standard is set so low.
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>>317590942
the story in xcx is just the prelude chapter. Shit will get real in the sequels.
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>>317591390
What about ass slider for your fundoshi
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>>317591454
but did you play it tho
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>>317591457
>sequels
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>>317591352
protip:
Xenoblade was a NOE gift, NOJ don't fucking care if americans would buy another game
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I canceled my preorder anyway.
I was more motivated to cancel by hating the smug cunts behind the localization, rather than the butchered localization itself.
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>>317591454
>memeless english translation
>no censorship

Of course people are gonna shill it. Its the only Nintendo game they can buy this year.
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>>317590884
Muh superiour japanese sketch rehearsed 1000 times
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The game looks so drab and boring compared to how full of life xenoblade chronicles had
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>thinking of buying a Wii U just for this
>I know I will regret it

what else is there for the Wii U ? That is not a MarioGame
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>>317591454
Because they liked the old ones and the last mystery dungeon games were Cunny God and Breast Expansion adventure
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>>317591335
>no machop
>no cubone
>no munchlax
shit game throw into the trash
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>>317591674
Splatoon, MH3U, W101, Bayonetta 1 and 2, Pikmin 3, Wind Waker HD if you liked the original game.
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>>317591352
Nice brain you have there.

They'll see that I was about to throw them $80 for a shitty SE of a game I want, and because of their censorship acquired the game anyway without giving them any money.
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>>317591654
>MUH COLORS
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>>317591674
fatal frame?

but noa fucked that one over too making it digital
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>>317588765
Who the fuck cares?
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>>317590096
>tfw you can't make her stand outside of the huge doll while in combat
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>>317591839
>splatoon
could be interesting
>mh3u
have it and 4u on the §ds
>Bayo 2 & W101
yeah I forgot about those might be nice
>Pimin&WindWaker
not my cup of tea

>>317591946
I'm yurop.

So thats it ? I mean all those games sound and look fun, but fuck me, buying a console for a handful ofgames and then get the obligatory Mario games to play smashed when friends are over ... I might seriously watch an LP for the first time in my live and just save the money
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>>317592024
Imagine being that guy irl lol
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>>317592024
What the everloving FUCK

I did not post mass effect garbage

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


at least the reaction makes sense
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>>317591908
I love seeing gray and brown for 70 hours or so
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>>317592045
There's Tropical Freeze as well if you like platformers. But yeah, if you don't like Mario, not much else I can suggest.
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>>317591335
>without any memes.

why da fuck u lying
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>>317591505
Is there going to be a foot slider?
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>>317592045
Looking at my library, I got...

Bayonetta 1 port
Donkey Kong Dong Freeze
MK8
Mario Maker
Super Mario 3D World
Smash

That I would recommend besides the ones you mentioned.
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>>317592254
Puns aren't memes.
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>>317592045
Enjoy Zelda? Hyrule Warriors is a fun musou game if you like that. And by Mario you mean all 2D platformers or just Mario games? Because Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is fucking amazing.
>>317591908
Not him but I agree. Xenoblade grass was much more green and all the colors just pop out. This is much more tone down. Don't know if it's because they wanted it to feel more alien like or that they felt the extra colors looked off when doing it. Either way it does look much more tone down. Still looks great personally but wouldn't mind them making it more vibrant.
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>>317592154
>I'm so insecure about myself that I cannot play a game without a bright and colorful tone
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>>317588765
>Character creation is crucial. (Especially the ____)
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>NoA

Doing a shit job and fucking proud of it!
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>>317592260
Can I dress my guy in a maid outfit?
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>>317591674
I feel the same way I'm not a big platform and mario and zelda guy.

I'd suggest

splatoon its a really great shooter thats deeper than it seems.
Smash 4 but only if you have friends to play it locally
Mario kart 8
Platinum games (replay value is a little low if you have action game experience.)

Not much else sad to say.
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>>317592354
Aren't you the same faggot that shits on cowadooty and those games for being dull? Most nintendo fans do at least, game looks boring and shallow
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>>317592491
Butler.
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>>317592460
is it real ?
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So what exactly is X suppose to be? I have zero experience with the franchise, and from what I've seen theres open world exploration, mmo combat and mechs.

So like, what exactly IS it? What is the gameplay all about, what genre is it, ect ect
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Is there a hime cut so I can make my waifu?
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>>317592550
Not the same and you know it
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>>317592460
is this different in the NoE localisations?

I usually download EUR CiAs If I could help it.
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>>317592576
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/701151-xenoblade-chronicles-x/72819875
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>>317592576

RPG with LODS OF NUMBERS

Numbers for your mecha, numbers for party members, numbers for your weapons, numbers for your mecha's weapons, numbers for your mecha's limbs, numbers for mecha fuel, etc.

If you're autistically obsessed with numbers and lists, you'll like it.
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>>317592754
Basically, yeah. Think Disgaea stats, but MMO-based combat with cooldown on arts and shit.
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>>317592576

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHsajNbEBk
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>>317592583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLj1VR01G8
The hairstyle customization is complete utter trash, it surprises me that NoE posted something like that, I almost feel like it's ironic.
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>>317592726
>Think Kingdom Hearts meets Skyrim
Good stuff.
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>>317592460
>Being this butthurt about your own fanbase.
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>>317588831
Most likely this. You need to remember that it's NoE who jumped through hoops to even localize Xenoblade in the first place. They're fans.
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>>317590807
You don't fucking get it you moron, the default size we're stuck with is already big. Shoot yourself
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We...we have to stop them /v/...they can't keep getting away with it...
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>>317593029
NoA revolves around jokes before actual accuracy, I don't know how I feel about that.
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>>317593029
Splatoon's localization for each one is weird. NoA used a lot of squid puns while NoE was more normal. Just look at the different ways each localize the final boss.
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>>317592576
strategy, numbers, customization, math
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Do Eurobros get the boob slider while America doesn't? I mean I'd be glad not everyone is getting screwed over but it'd still be annoying as hell. I mean why not limit the ability to make the created female from being flat? There, you remove the "issue" even though there are actual petite females in the world without removing the boob slider all together. Hell if you wanted to get technical it's kind of putting down females that just happen to have large tits. NoA is shit but there's a difference between censoring something and just neglecting everyone else in the world just to stop some horrible males from enjoying tits.

I have a friend with huge natural tits. They're just massive. She pokes fun at them all the time. Is she not allowed to make a character with massive tits because NoA says that makes you a horrible disgusting pervert and should rot in hell?
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>>317593029
The bottom version sounds like a Waldorf & Statler line.

DOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>317589183
NoA bullies NoE to not remove censors and shit

they got a guy fired from NoE because he wanted to cover first xenoblade at e3 years ago but couldnt because of noa not allowing it
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>>317593205
>I mean why not limit the ability to make the created female from being flat
too much effort
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>>317591454
>>317591646
>looks awful
You don't know good when you see it. Also people know PMD games are fucking amazing from previous games. The only bad one was Gates, and this fixes Gates' problems. Its got great music, hard as hell dungeon crawling, and a great story. What more could you ask for?
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>>317593365
How did they manage to get someone from another branch fired like that?
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>>317592518
good. the less idiots we have playing this the better
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>>317593029

Know your audience.
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>>317593365
Source or I'm calling bullshit on your claims.
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>>317593029
>yurops will try claiming the joke is more "subtle" and "nuanced" in the NoE version
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>>317593205

Some women have flat chests.

Why does Nintendo discriminate against them?
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>>317593635
Flat chested women should kill themselves, as they encourage pedophilia.

Just ask Australia.
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>>317593385
I mean I'm no programmer so I dunno how hard it'd be. It can't be any more difficult than all the other shit they changed as of now, could it?

>>317593506
Well honestly Nintendo isn't selling consoles all that well. I'm not saying this is the fault of their localizations, but if they gave more of a fuck and stopped jerking off only Mario and such, maybe Nintendo would be doing better in the states. Sure I can't wait for Xenoblade X but Nintendo is still the laughing stock of the industry. Granted for how shit the industry is, this isn't saying a whole lot, but when they're being beaten by things like the XBone you know you've fucked up.
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>>317588765
Usually, US and EU get two different english translations for nintendo games. I don' understand why they used the US translation in EU this time.
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>>317593585

But it is. Stay asshurt, dumb frogposter.
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>>317593445
I'm kind of skeptical to try it. Is there loot? Like can you deck your pokemon out in gear that you go hunting for in dungeons? It seems like I could be interested in it but without a demo (is there one?) I'd rather not waste the cash on it.
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>>317593445
How's the text speed? While I hate a lot of things Gates did I think the text speed is what really made me just say "fuck it don't care"
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>>317593910
MUCH FASTER holy shit

Pressing B near-instantly skips text boxes now.
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>>317593365
>>317593547
>>317593449
No you're thinking of Pandora's Tower, not Xenoblade. NoE wanted to show off Pandora's Tower at E3 but NoA execs were like "No, we ain't havin that. We aren't localizing it so don't show it off.".
And then one of the guys who wanted to show it off quit.
Although I can't remember where I read this. I thought it was on Wikipedia, but if it was its not there any more and I'm having trouble finding a source, so it might've been a ruse.

Give me a little and I'll do some digging.
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>>317593747

It's as easy as

if (boob size < 3)
don't allow further reduction of boob size;
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>>317593815
If there's a joke in the NoE, I don't get it.
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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>317593029

>NoA has this translation because of the Science versus Art splatfest that happened only in NA
>Marie was pro science so she's taking digs at art here.
>There's internal consistency like this in all their dialogues, like how Marie mentions she likes hotdogs whenever the topic comes up.
>/v/ unironically using a well researched good localization to shit on bad localizations

BRAVO SHITPOSTERS
R
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>>317594006
Think for more than 2 seconds. Why do you go in a museum?
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Could bad/meme'd up localizations be the reason why Nintendo is failing so much this year?
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>>317594006

Americans, everyone.
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>>317594141
Clearly my brain isn't working right now.
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>>317594164
There are at least three games not made by Nintendo in that list.
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>>317593896
You can make your Pokemon wear scarfs, but as the loot is more useful items you can buy and find in dungeons (and also use in dungeons). Like you might find berries that heal, apples that increase your hunger bar so you can dungeon crawl more, orbs that do various things from paralyze all enemies in the room to escaping a dungeon, rocks and seeds that you can throw and/or use on enemies, and other items of similar usefulness and functionality. The loot you find in dungeons and buy at stores is almost a necessity; without it you'd have little chance of surviving dungeons and/or beating boss enemies or surviving monster houses.
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>>317594164
nah, of those listed games the gameplay itself is shit.
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>>317593747
NoA biggest problem is that they seem to not understand the new gaming demographic. While people online enjoy them doing fun goofy things they hate how they feel the need to treat their localization like it should be a lower rating. Nintendo is joked about for being the company for kids. And while I argue it's more that they are like Disney where even adults can enjoy the same product them doing stuff like changing/removing things that would make it more adult hurts them more than helps. They really need get that their target audience isn't little kids anymore.
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>>317593984
>If boob size heart
Heh.
Yeah I assumed it could be something that simple but wasn't going to proclaim so either. Fuck NoA is lazy as shit. I am convinced they want games like Xenoblade and Fatal frame to fail so they have to do less difficult tasks, only working on the Marios. No I'm not saying censorship is the only thing here nor would it kill any chances of a series coming here to the West. However they can censor some things, use it as a simple as hell things and use it as a simple as hell scapegoat. The fact Xenoblade, two weeks from release, has no fucking goddamn advertising, is bullshit. Fatal Frame had absolutely no fucking advertising during HALLOWEEN. Fucking Halloween! I really cannot hate NoA or Reggie much more than I already do.
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>>317593969
I think you just sold me the game with just that knowledge alone. Thanks.
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>>317592460
>not being able to take a joke
jesus, what's wrong with you people
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>>317594413
I mean, I want to take it as a joke but with all the stuff that's been going on lately, its not out of the question that NoA may be actively mocking those who yell at them for not localizing games properly.
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>>317594413
IT'S A PRANK BRO
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Isn't the recent localization censorship due to Nintendo having the West have one Localization effort for games like Fatal Frame and XCX?

Hence why both games are the same across regions?

I guess we need to drop a colony on Australia
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>>317594413
I'd take it as a joke if the American industry wasn't such in a shitty state of being when it comes to "gamer culture".
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Can Xenoblade salvage the year and save Nintendo from twelve months worth of "Mamma mia!"?

Super Mystery Dungeon is guaranteed to fail and get low scores simply because reviewers have an incredible bias towards it, so it's already out of the running.
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>>317594164
>Kirby getting a 73
Fuck that.
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>>317594609
>twelve months worth of "Mamma mia!"?
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>>317590007
I can truly admit that this is the only translation which has fucked with me. I've read about the screams of the man in his car after the accident, and the screams of a police officer who was shot by the roadside. I've glanced over a child run over by a train, teenagers burned alive and helpless women stoned by ISIS. I've read a dog beaten to death, and animals forced to suck dick. I've read a man fuck a python, and numerous suicides. But out of everything i've read, THIS fucking paragraph takes the biscuit. Sometimes i'm sat in the library, or i'm in the shower or just eating dinner and this string of words pops into my head. I don't know what it is. Is it the fact that the memes it is based on are so old? Is it the outdated cultural reference to Doge? Is it the fact that someone actually intended this to be funny circa 2012? I'll never know. What I do know is that THIS is the most cringeworthy, disgusting, piece of shit translation ever made in video games and I never want to see it again.
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>>317594298
>apples that increase your hunger bar so you can dungeon crawl more
Oh they brought back hunger? Man hearing you makes me really like Chunsoft really listened to people's complaints and went out of their way to fix it.
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>>317592460
This is localized by the Neogaf mod team?
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>>317594669
Despite being eventually good Splatoon was criticized for its barebones content at release.

One or two good games alone can't save the entire year.
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>>317594669
It's written at the bottom of the pic, but you're replying to a shitposter.
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>>317594609
Woolly World really got that high? I can't see anything redeeming about it beside it being a working platformer.
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>>317594609
I know you are just a troll but
>Gamespot
>Kirby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanlOviJ62E
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>>317594239
The cafe and gift shop should be bonuses in a museum. You should go there for the exhibits. The fact that she's talking about them as highlights means the museum is of low quality. It's basically the same joke as "you should visit the exit."
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>>317594742
Yes, Hunger is back.
Also Super Mystery Dungeon is a very fanservice oriented game in the sense that it contains a lot of homages to previous games. Chunsoft seems like it wanted to add as much stuff that people would like as possible. Hunger included.
Also here's something like what I mean with "homages to previous games"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2H-AzliOg
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>>317590807
>I'm such a fucking retard hurr duurrrr how do I even function in every day life
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>>317594983
Besides the fact that it's superior to Yoshi's Island?
Inb4 butthurt fans who think the Baby Mario mechanic was any good.
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>>317595010
>means the museum is low quality

No, it means she doesn't like museums to begin with.
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>>317594402
>Fatal Frame had absolutely no fucking advertising during HALLOWEEN
It had that one trailer in which they referred to it as "spoopy". NoA cares more about mocking their games then they do seeing them sell.
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>>317595149
Wait, now that I think about it, how does the health system work in wolly world?

Or is it the flower pedal thing, I vaguely remember from Yoshi's story from n64
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>>317593029
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>>317595279
sick
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>>317595279
sneezing is preferable to coughing.
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>>317595252
4 hits and you're done.
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>>317595149
how? wolley world still lacks the level design and mastery which made yoshis island so god like

not to mention wooley world music sucks
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>>317595279
>BASED SHIBATA they said
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>>317595365
>wolley world still lacks the level design and mastery which made yoshis island so god like
What godlike design? Shitting enemies everywhere so you pretty much have to get hit if you don't know they're coming? Shitty autoscrollers? Fucking one and done moments?

>not to mention wooley world music sucks
That's subjective, but you're wrong.
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>>317595279
Is this even a contest? Sneezing is like a mini orgasm in your nose, coughing feels like shit.
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>>317590760
Why did you switch the flags around?
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>>317595279
>Contrarian /v/ will go coughing
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>>317590982
I just tried putting my hands on my waist like that. That shit hurts. That is not comfortable at all. What were they thinking?
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>>317594413
At first glance it may be a smack on weebs but given the context of all the shit that has been happening (Chris Pranger controversy, people being more actively vocal against Treehouse) it has led to some paranoia that they actually hate those who criticize them and merely strawman them as weaboos
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>>317594758
What about Woolly World? Rainbow Curse isn't a bad game either.
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>>317595252
Get kicked out of the level I think. Also there are 4 things you have to do to 100% the level. Full health, Miiverse badges, flowers, and Wonder Wool. Personally I'm just focusing on Flowers (unlock bonus areas) and Wonder Wool (more color Yoshis). Miiverse is nice but whatever and I think health is just for completionists which I'm not really into unless it's just for more game like with the flowers.
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>>317595614
It's not paranoia if it's true.
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>>317595567
Holy shit /v/ lose some weight
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http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/nintendo-explains-why-xenoblade-chronicles-x-lacks-substantial-marketing/

http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/nintendo-explains-why-xenoblade-chronicles-x-lacks-substantial-marketing/

http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/nintendo-explains-why-xenoblade-chronicles-x-lacks-substantial-marketing/

>Xenoblade Chronicles X is an RPG, a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans. We didn’t do anything too big because the audience for the game already know it exists and is already attentive of its release.”

Mamma mia!
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>>317595754
Alison does visit and hate /v/.
They all know /v/ exists since people gave them that card
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>>317595862
He's not wrong.
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>>317592754
It's an rpg. It's supposed to fetishize numbers.
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>>317592402
dick
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>>317595862
That's fucking retarded.
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>>317595862
its a niche game
it wont sell much.
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>>317595862
They're exactly right. The general public don't own a Wii U, why the hell would they advertise it in a big way?
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>>317595279
Sneezing feels good while coughing feels like you're dying.

Whose fucking idea was this?
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>>317595862
translation: too much money.
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>>317595862
>Know the game is only for people who enjoy Xenoblade
>Piss off said fans

Nintendo everyone. Their incompetence knows no bounds.
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>>317595862
NoA never wanted to localize Xenoblade. They clearly don't want to localize XCX either. Why didn't they just let NoE handle it?
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>>317595862

>Implying any casual dudebro or literal baby is going to be interested in XCX when they see how complex it is

I guess they could always try lying to them or something and telling them it's a mash x to win facebook integrated kill cam cheevo meme game.
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>>317595862
>>317595417
>Using my edits, that were made to answer to a shitposter, to shitpost
I bet you are babt. Back to /nintyg/, cunt.
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>>317590982
wait, is it tekken or this is new Rumble Roses I don't know about?
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>>317595792
BRUH! Do it like her. Can you twist your wrist without feeling a slight discomfort like she can? It seems almost unnatural.
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>>317595862
>a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans
>yet we changed Doll to Skell and removed the breast slider and censored Lin's outfits to appeal to Normal McPerson
>We admit this game is for a niche audience
>Then go out of our way to alienate it
BRAVO NoA
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>>317595862
This is 90's Sega levels of incompetence
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https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-of-america-nintendo-of-europe-nintendo-for-the-suppression-of-xenoblade-s-censorship-and-the-reinstatement-of-the-japanese-voices?recruiter=433104634&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
Sign and don't buy
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>>317596238
Stop posting your shitty petition everywhere, autismo.
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>>317596178
You're too late mamma memer, I have countless iterations of your edits thanks to years of lurking, and they're all mine to exploit!
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>>317596185
Nah its tekken. Their ver. Of core fighters.
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>>317595862
>Market it ONLY to those who wanted this game in the first place and are fans of Xenoblade/jrpgs in general
>Change and remove shit when you know fans would do their fucking research about the localization

More out of touch with the world than my dying grandmother.
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>>317595862
That's a valid strategy. But if they know their audience and still pulls shit like removing things from the game, they must some special kind of retarded.
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>>317595194
Yeah but just some commercials or something. There was nothing other than that stupid spoopy meme shit. Like why not air some commercials for it during Walking Dead? Adult Swim? Not saying these are the epitome of entertainment but it'd at least make sense to air commercials for an M rated game on there. Really hate NoA. Were they always this bad or has it just gone up over the recent years?
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>Sega Europe is the best SEGA
>Nintendo of Europe is also much better than NoA

What is the problem with americans?
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>>317596292
And this is why I will never make OC ever again
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>>317593029
No wonder /ink/ keeps complaining about Marie being a massive bitch.
The NoA script has her acting like an ass.
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>>317596293
I thought 7 one is not out yet, or this is 6 one?
been awhile I played 6th one, don't remember it looking that good
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>tfw no Super Mystery Dungeon in Europe until next year
>tfw I fucked up my homebrew so I can't import
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>>317595862
>a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans
BUT BILL TOLD ME THIS WAS A GAME FOR ZELDA AND METROID FANS?!
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>>317596375
You have to expect this sort of thing when your US branch is run by some guy from Pizza Hut.
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>>317596410
Capitalism in its worse form.
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>>317596210
>yet we changed Doll to Skell and removed the breast slider and censored Lin's outfits to appeal to Normal McPerson

Pretty obvious now that they didn't change it to appeal to normal people. They changed it to make themselves feel better. Like they're "fixing" what they think is wrong.

This kind of mentality is exactly why I cancelled my preorder.
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>>317595862
How do you successfully market a JRPG in America?
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>>317595862
Then why in the fuck is it censored?!
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>>317596415
Good, yours suck. Get back to the containment general.
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>>317596436
Nintendo fans were watching the direct, so of course he would say that.
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>>317596541
This is what I like to hear, too bad idiot's like these exist and cancel's you out
>>317596224
>>317596310
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>>317596541
Naw my guess is that they changed it because they knew it would piss enough people off to write something about it. Basically doing the marketing for them.
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>>317595862
Come on. I know that Nintendo and the Wii U aren't popular. But they have no idea.

Almost completely disregarding the actual gameplay and game content itself.
Xenoblade X has an array of giant fucking robot mechs you are allowed to pilot and fly around in. In huge, expansive, and beautiful environments that are also housing giant creatures among other things who live there.

That alone is enough for it to be a system seller under normal circumstances. Had it been on the PS4 the normals in the mainstream would go totally crazy over Xenoblade X over this alone.
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>>317596541
I was thinking about making my character look like Quaritch. Fuck Avatar but after seeing the trailers I wanted to purge Xeno Scum for fucking with humanity
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Why didn't they just let NoE do the localization like they did with the first one?
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>>317596732
>Abloobloobloo people don't share my point of view
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>>317596314
Sorry about your grandma.
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>>317596796
You overestimate weeaboos. Even PS4's only game couldn't sell enough.
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>>317596424
I'm pretty sure the image is of Tekken Revolution. Which was F2p awhile ago. And the in game render of Asuka looks too cute to be TTT2 or t6 and doesn't look as clean as T7. I'm almost positive it's tekken revolution.
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>>317595862
I swear to god i remember them first saying that XBX has too much to translate that the costs for doing so dont allow it to be advertised for a niche market as the profit wouldnt be as much. What the fuck is this shit.
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>>317596950
>weeaboos
My entire argument was that giant robots, giant worlds, and giant creatures. Appeals to the mainstream.
Normalfags eat that shit up.
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>>317596842
That guy seemed pretty based.

I was just going to make Teedus
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>>317596954
I didn't even know about it existence, I thought some F2P analogue to Tekken 6 like DoA.
got it, thanks. I guess better wait till 7 one
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>>317596732
Those kuks were going to buy it anyway. It's the people who choose to buy it just to spite people who cancelled their preorders who are effectively cancelling me out. Which is a fucking dumb thing to do, but this is /v/ - Contrarianism and Shitposting
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>>317596661
You don't mention it is an RPG, that's it.
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>>317597126
>My entire argument was that giant robots, giant worlds, and giant creatures. Appeals to the mainstream.
How's the 90s treating you? Can I join you? Something like Xenoblade would be publicly mocked like all the other weeaboo games already on the PS4 and Vita. The only hook normies could have to it would be the MMORPG combat.
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>>317597312
>It's the people who choose to buy it just to spite people who cancelled their preorders
What?
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>>317597406
Just shitposters who say they're going to do that, but there's just no way that happens.
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>>317596661
Actually market it for one.
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>>317596178
>>317596415
Jesus Christ the autism.
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>>317588765
>JRPG
>Character creation

The last time I played one, I played as the dude in the cover of the game. Why the need to market it as a "TOTALLY NOT JAPANESE GUISE"?
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>>317596072
>>317595348
>>317595493
I thought I was the only one who liked sneezing. Well not when compared to coughing, fuck coughing, but just in general.
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>>317596106
nope, actual xenoblade fans don't give the smallest shit about pedo bait
if to you skimpy outfits are more important than most the game itself you didn't like it in the first place
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>>317595279
can't offend the mudslimes

BRAVO YUROP
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>>317590007
Shibata is an ass man. That's why he left her butt in but got rid of the boingy bits
Reggie is a tits man
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>>317596410
>Sega Europe
Nope, they're just as retarded.
http://ytmnd.com/search?q=SEGA%20Europe

Only SEGA Japan can outdo Europe in stupidity.
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>>317597974
wat
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>>317595279
That's not even a real Splatfest, are you guys dense or what?
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>>317598012
I'm an ass man too, and hate Reggie, but breasts can also be pleasant. Both should be loved even if I enjoy admiring asses more.
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>>317597967
I'm still going to buy the game retard. It's called pre-owned copies.

>but the franchise would die

And it would be Nintendo's fault for it. I can't believe you fucking fanboys are trying to put the responsibility of a franchises LIFE on the consumers instead of the publishers. That's just fucked up and deserves the whole "shill" paranoia that we always see.
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>>317598308
>they don't deserve money because publishers adapted the game to my culture by removing pedophilia and it's a good reason to let the franchise die
>I'm a fan, I swear
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>>317595862
>>Xenoblade Chronicles X is an RPG, a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans. We didn’t do anything too big because the audience for the game already know it exists and is already attentive of its release.”

I'm literally at a loss for words. I thought they changed all of that shit to appeal to the masses.

What the fuck?
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>>317598546
Not that dude but I'm going to pirate the shit censored version and buy the nip one to show support. This is the only true choice and you're all fucking spineless kekolds if you disagree.
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>>317598546
There's a difference between being a fan and a complete idiot.
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>>317598663
Nope.

The changes were entirely for PC purposes.

Good old Uncle Nintendo gotta look out for what games people can play.
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>>317598663
They do it for themselves
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>>317591079
Actually used to be common in print back in the 1700s and 1800s. The exclamation point wasn't generally used to end a sentence like a period or a question mark, but rather like a comma that denotes excitement or similar emotion.
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