>AGDQ2016 schedule announced
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_gibuPSqCLOY8HruYJ15OYGGkFfth0IevIi7fE9Xp2E/pubhtml
>go to catch up on juicy speed runner drama
Guys, this shit is amazing.
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/i_am_mab_the_legal_owner_of_games_done_quick_llc_in_the_commonwealth_of_virginia..html
looks like they closed it kek
>1. This sort of action, regardless of intent, will henceforth result in a permanent ban from our events. This is in addition to any legal remedies we may have to perform. The correct action is to notify us directly, privately. We have contact information available on our website.
>will henceforth result in a permanent ban from our events
ya think?
pls explain
i dont follow speed drama, but hearing about it is alright
>>317571208
some guy noticed the company name expired so he bought the company trademark and now he's being threatened with legal action by GDQ.
>>317571208
that fat Asian is taking the money for him self
>>317571356
do they have a leg to stand on in this?
why didnt they, like, auto renew it?
>No Adam
>No Flicky
>No Coolkid
>No Werster
>No Witwix
>No Cyghfer
What's the point?
Seriously, nobody is fucking there
>>317571526
because uyama is embezzling money
>>317571208
Also, several mildly popular old school speed runners either just plain aren't on the schedule or were cut for pretty flimsy reasons, which was released so late many of them are still stuck with booked flights and hotel rooms that are now completely pointless
eg https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/668564123039506432
>>317571545
someone post that pic of GDQ becoming progressively more boring every year
>>317571526
A harsh skeptic would assume it's because someone's skimming money
It's probably more likely they're just plain incompetent
But by all means give these guys $1mil
>>317571356
You have to have a company to be a bunch of autistic faggots who abuse glitches and other dumb shit on a stream?
>>317571748
They funnel hundreds of thousands of dollars to charity, they'd damn well better be.
>>317571839
Have you seen the "charities" they donate to?
Remember prevent cancer foundation?
They don't do anything but print pamphlets.
Does that mean that DQ is dying?
>>317571991
MSF is legit though.
>>317569039
Oh boy, yet another one of these soulless sham shows. At least they'll never beat the only non-autistic speedrunner that I know of
>>317571673
>https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/668564123039506432
bet he was cut for making that tranny joke about comso
>>317572285
I agree, Big Boss needs all the money he can get
>SJW's and Women take it over
>shit dies
lel
>Bunch of literally whos with maybe one or two recognizable names
>NoGameJ06
Is depressed Vince Vaughn gonna be there to tell them how pointless their struggles are?
Oh, and save the animals.
>>317571545
>>317571673
>>317571685
All the old blood are being slowly purged from the events for two reasons
1. They're autists and that isn't going to make the event/company look good
2. They're funny and crack jokes and that isn't going to make the event/company look good.
>>317572758
Who is going to keep tuning in if their event becomes more and more bland?
I don't even feel like watching their streams anymore.
>>317572701
Greetings from Germany!
50 if the announcer gets my name right :^)
>>317572758
>>317572549
This is what happens when you let normies, especially of the female persuasion into your videogames and videogame groups.
Shit just goes out of control.
Hope you faggots learned your lesson.
>>317569039
>AGDQ
who cares? get this shot to reddit, no one on /v/ is interested in it
>no caveman
D R O P P E D
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>>317572617
This. No Big J. Give golf a chance.
https://twitter.com/loafofbread13/status/668501637149941760
>>317572758
>1. They're autists and that isn't going to make the event/company look good
This doesn't even make sense because it's run by the biggest fucking autists on the planet.
>no /v/ speedrunning event
>GDQ is dying
Good. They were more fun when it was just people hanging out and destroying games while goofing off. It's become so stilted that it's just boring to watch.
What the fuck is it with speed running that brings out the worst in everyone?
>>317572980
>>317572758
These are people who turned an incredibly anal retentive and repetitive hobby into a convention.
For every world record, that person spent more than 2 years playing the game the exact same way over and over to practice that WR attempt.
Everyone involved in this event is autistic.
>>317572668
You mean that cunt Goldeneye runner?
>YSG!! YSG!!!
>look at ysg haha he's so funny XD
That was when I stopped watching GDQ
Which community is more autistic, /v/?
Speedrunners or Fighting games
>>317572830
>donation comes with a comment about how the donators family, friends and dog died horrible deaths of cancer
>>317573081
Fighting Game Speedrunners.
>>317573072
So well over two years ago? I can't stand that piece of shit either. I couldn't sit through the whole run the first time I heard him laughing.
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw
>>317573029
>Everyone involved in this event is autistic.
This. Even with all due respect, you're dealing with people who spend kind of a strange amount of time perfecting games ad nauseam to an extreme, several of which are barely played by anyone any more.
It's respectable and really interesting in a lot of ways, but it's just plain weird at its core even by /v/ standards.
>>317571356
>obtain trademark
>get threatned with legal action
Uh, that's not how it works?
It's quite the opposite, he can threaten THEM.
I do this shit all the time, namesquatting both domains and corporative names to extort people to purchasing them off me or cease & desist.
>>317572336
who
>>317573081
FGC is just normal ass black people though.
>all those long ass RPGs
>Glitchless pokemon
"Quick"
>>317573153
Funfact: Knitler is now the leading PR manager for the entire event
>>317573081
FGC isn't autistic at all
Smashfags on the other hand....
>>317572946
we're still trying to get a west coast hosted speed running event up and running but if you're in the mood for pure autism and cancer check out NASA
>>317573230
And people wonder why it's getting shittier.
>>317573108
>donation comes with a comment about how the donators family, friends and dog died horrible deaths of cancer
>it's SGDQ and the charity is Medecins Sans Frontieres
>>317573081
Speedrunning is way more autistic and fucking weird, while FGC is full to the brim with overconfident tools with stupid big egos.
>>317572361
https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/661894359730757632
No one got upset
>>317573230
>>317573153
>I just want to play Zelda
>look at me I'm dressed like link
>why this bitch don't shut up holy shit
>im dressed as fucking link
>ADGQ early on
>Well lit rooms with the classic red couch, separate room with PCs with people just hanging out, playing games
>AGDQ now
>Large, dimly lit room with rows of seats in the back, instructed to be very quiet so as to not disturb the runner
Why did Mike Uyama fuck this all up?
Greetings from Germany.
I've been watching AGDQ and losing sleep because of it. Watching from work atm. I just HAD to donate during my favorite game of all time and it's fun to see my childhood being destroyed so quick. My grandfather passed away a few months ago due cancer, so I'm glad to be donating for a good cause. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Put this donation towards saving the animals. Keep up the good work!
>>317573308
>someone actually made this photoshop
>>317573168
there are laws that prevent domain squatting when your domain is a blatant trademark violation.
Like, if you trademark coca-cola.moe, they could sue you to relinquish control of it and they'd win.
>>317572946
/v/ does not have legit autistic dipfucks determined enough to actually go out and get organized to obsess over a game to the point of playing it perfectly.
>>317573328
I don't understand this meme.
le save the animals
>>317573193
>up on the schedule
>12 hour FFXII run World Record!
>>317573153
Bravo for her getting everyone to stop and pay attention to her.
>donating money to an organization run by gamers
>being surprised they embezzled most of the money and probably most of (if any) charity.
Not surprised. At all.
Most of you faggots get mad when you wonder why nobody is paying 200 dollars a month to watch you fail at indie game streaming at Twitch.
>>317573328
HOLY FUCK
>>317573328
your meme is spot on
Is that kungfufruitcup girl going to be there? She's super qt. That's all I care about desu.
>no witwix
yeah no thanks
>>317569039
>All the good speed runners got their subscribers up enough to no bother with GDQ anymore and no longer turn up
Sounds about right
Whatever happened to that one qt speedrunner boy who dressed like a girl and then apologized for pretending to be trans?
>>317573335
There's nothing "epic" about that post, meme master.
Remember to make donations with subtle anti-Islam and refugee messages. Maybe add some pro-Trump ones.
Let's kick cancer's butt. This one goes toward saving the animals.
>>317573518
Cosmo?Ain't he still trans and a massive faggot?
>>317572803
knittler
>>317573153
>Can you stop
W-What?
Someone had to have paid her. A single human can not be this daft.
>>317573328
Needs more
>And now if I perform a double ju-
>LOUD ASS SPIKE VEGETA
>1 DOLLAR FROM HANS IN GERMANY WHO SAYS
[runner's frustration intensifies]
>>317573383
Funfact: it's not illegal to domainsquat
I constantly sell domains for big fat money to businesses and private people, I take particularly effort into squatting uprising autistic gaming communities that come to life from various websites, such as reddit & 4chan.
Most people just pay up, because they either weren't quick enough to get the domain themselves or just "didn't think of it".
Most people that want to settle and become "more serious" eventually go down the path to aquire the domains for themselves, which would be trough me.
>Narcissa Wright isn't doing a run
Wow, I never knew AGDQ was transphobic.
>>317573319
Embezzlement.
Are we gonna have an inside man this year for secret phone stream?
>>317573319
>Why did Mike Uyama fuck this all up?
Mike's fucking dead
Literally dropped off the face of the earth, nobody's seen hide nor hair of him, no pics, no NOTHING. But the 'committee" still mention him as if they talk with him all the time. It's really weird.
And GDQ's will never be fun again. They're gonna turn into conventions for normies.
>>317573635
I'm 95 percent sure it's actually literally illegal to domain squat.
>never enforce late registration ever in the past like 6 years
>all of sudden they care about late registration
I mean it's calebs fault for fucking up and not registering earlier in the first place but at the same time GDQ is a fucking shitshow.
>>317573685
go to steam.com
>>317573685
It's not, fyi.
>>317573560
no i was talking about missygoesfast
also it looks like he went back to being trans
>>317573685
You're 100% wrong.
>redditors shitposting nonstop
>linking to their reddit threads and screenshoting them
>spamming links to click bait articles
>says he's the owner
>just some faggot who illegally bought the name and doesnt understand anything about how the world works
>>317573675
>okay bros, next up, we're speedrunning COD:BLOP8 achievos in multiplayer
>so, I've got some guys on this server, and they're gonna just let me do all the chievos without trying to kill me
>it's way faster when people aren't shooting you back
>>317573709
>the former home of Steam Tunnel Operations
Interesting.
>>317573685
There is and it's been place from 1999, check out the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act
>>317573675
I honestly wouldn't be surprised to hear that mike is completely unaware of what's going on with gdqs, he probably asks how they're going and gets told "fine" and believes it
>>317573635
Do you register literally every single TLD variant?
Surely most communties would just say "oh well, he got .com, we can still get .org, .net, .eu, or whatever the fuck else"
>>317573671
What?
>striker is still there
That guy is cool.
>>317573328
It's like I'm there already
>>317573780
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticybersquatting_Consumer_Protection_Act
>>317573709
steam.com is a legit company
>>317573707
Who cares about that dyel pale faggot anyway?
>>317573780
>>317573717
It actually is but there's a difference between sitting on the www.noonegivesashitaboutthisname.com and pepsi.Iamretarded.com
The former is legal the latter is not
I'm really tempted to buy a fursuit and wear it during my run without making any mention of it to see if I get banned then cry fursecution
>>317573758
Apologies, I don't even follow any speedruners, I just lurk in the threads, Cosmo is the only faggot I know besides Lobos.
>>317573406
But they obsess over memes.
So they fit in /srg/ perfectly.
So calebhart won't run because he wasn't fast enough?
>>317569039
I don't really care about speedruns and never paid attention to them, why is there so much drama involved? Isn't it just a few hundred people at most seeing who can find the most game breaking bugs? The one or two times I tuned in to a stream it didn't even look very professional, they were sitting on plastic chairs in front of a small TV.
>>317573860
i thought this was going to be a fake url, i can't believe something this stupid is real
>>317573709
That's not domain squatting, it was some dude originally registering a website for his business and keeping the domain because he likes it or something. Domain squatting is more like registering steam.com and redirecting it to Origin or some shit like that
What will be the "alternate" game this year that people will latch onto and not shut about for a few weeks? Last year it was Tetris.
>>317573328
Hello my new copypasta.
>>317573819
Yep.
Costs probally between me probally 45€~~ for the entire markup on a domain name & all TLD's for 3 years due to bulk trades.
>>317573905
it's not illegal, just saying.
The trick to it is to not be american, and be faster than others.
No trademark -> free reign
lets say some casual community wants to register something, like very specific names "Egelordcunts101"
you'd just register the domains before them and hope they are stupid enough to want to buy it off you for a higher markup.
if not, you just use it to promote that it's for sale and not auto-renew it.
>>317573905
>pepsi.iamretarded.com
pepsi is a subdoman of iamretarded.com
you'd be cybersquatting "iamretarded.com"
the pepsi. isn't the domain, and can just be a server name or something. like www. is actually just a meaningless standardisation
I have no idea who cool matty is, but he sounds like a little shitter kek.
>>317573937
This is what happens when autists start organizations, own websites, and come together for events.
>>317573924
Obsessive shitposting does not mean skill to play or ability to get out of the house without help.
The meme skill cap is reached for the level of autism in there, but they can't play for shit.
>>317573937
Over a million dollars gathered in donations suddenly disappearing time after time raises some suspicions
Not to mention the staff are cracking down more and more each year when anyone questions anything about it
>>317573989
I'm guessing they want it to be Stepmania but it could go either way.
>no sig
>no cosmo
>no trihex
>no werster or witwix
what's the point of watching?
>>317573979
What's stupid about it? You can't go around setting up restaurants called 'McDonalds' just like you can't setup 'microsoft.pl' or whatever the fuck and throw a bunch of ads on it.
>>317574028
Only generic ones then? There's no way you could get all country domains and the new sponsored domains (.agency etc.) for 45€ a year.
Still seems like there would be alternatives available.
Why are there never any fighting games? Just curious.
>>317574054
>The meme skill cap is reached for the level of autism in there, but they can't play for shit.
memeathon was pretty dank tbqh
>>317574004
>new
>Think this guy was an asshole at first
>Read his post
>Holy shit he's right
He's fucking right!
Who WAS holding onto the registration money if the company that was supposed to process registrations wasn't registered!?
Holy
fucking
shit!
>>317573882
a lot of people apparently. Considering the MMx runs have been pretty big money makers for the last four years or so I'd say a lot of people care.
>>317574125
If my name is Dan McDonald, why shouldn't I be able to open up my own restaurant called McDonald's?
>>317574114
you forgot
>no iateyourpie
literally cancelled my plane ticket and gave ISIS the event's address after I heard that
>>317574114
>witwix
>trihex
Literally kill yourself
>>317571002
I wouldn't give it back at all if they wouldn't tell them WHO THE FUCK HAS THE MONEY?
WHERE WAS IT GOING?
wow some juicy Speedrun drama never heard of that b4
How many cute girls are going to be there?
>>317572549
I wanted to make a shitpost about how they have probably never been around women and don't understand that they tend to suck the fun out of everything.
Then I realized that it's probably true and now I am kinda sad because those nerds ruined something that seemed to be pretty important to them and didn't even get anything in exchange for it.
>>317574129
Nobody wants .agency
they want .me / .eu / .co.uk / .com / net
preferably they allways want .com
Non-english users aquire nation specific TLD's like .no and .ma, which you have to apply for manually, etc etc.
>>317574265
zero
Who was the cute shota that ran games that I don't remember?
>>317574134
how do you even speedrun a fighting game?
>>317574125
Because big companies can fuck any non-corporate website they would like even if it is for a new trademark they just made. Hoarding domains is shitty, and hoarding copyrights is a huge problem as well, but getting fucked by good lawyers is even worse.
>>317574265
The only cute girl last time was witwix gf, and he isnt invited
Any GDQ moments tops these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekRl8XbpShc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBoa3FvLbLU
>>317574304
bonesaw577
Watching runs from 2012 and 2013 and it's like it's a completely different fucking thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0znQ3OsXo
Where did it all go so wrong?
Who /narcissa/ here?
>>317574371
it got too big for it's own good
>>317574376
That's one hella ugly transvestite
I hope the camera is close enough to take funny screencaps of people at least
>>317574376
gross
>>317574376
I always thought cosmo would look cuter as a girl.
He still needs to fix his fucking teeth tho.
>>317574331
>Because big companies can fuck any non-corporate website they would like even if it is for a new trademark they just made.
The only way you can get fucked is if you deliberately register a domain with the intent of profiting off an existing trademark. They can't just register a new trademark and start bullying people out of domains. Not strictly legally, anyway.
>>317574114
Someone post that one video when trihex gets destroyed by DSS on twitch that shit is golden.
>>317574397
Too big too fast? :^)
>>317574371
it's pretty sad actually
whole bunch of "literallywhos" on that list. What I'd give for some Mr. K Contra with his dumbass headband on
>AGDQ is a corrupt shitshow that gives the money to a foundation that barely does anything for cancer research
>we are here to be professional and no fun allowed
>the cringe just makes you feel bad
>SGDQ is similarly ran but way less strict
>autists everywhere having a good time
>always has better cringe and the people who are apart of it tend to get over it fairly quickly or joke about it.
>donates to a cause that actually fucking matters.
Why do we care more about AGDQ again?
>>317574371
PJ and mecharichter are still running this year. Only names I recognized, what happened to basically all the old blood?tfw no armored core run with peaches__
>>317574331
nissan.com
Anyone remember the due who streamed that DLC of Saints Row 4, had the graphics settings turned down to the lowest
It was so boring to watch and he was fucking cringeworthy on top of it, probably one of the worst things I've seen
>>317574028
How much markup do you generally make?
>>317574371
Fucking this. First god-damn minute of this video and you can tell it's a get-together of people who all at least know each other, they're fucking sharing inside jokes, laughing, and having a good time. You can tell that there's a developed community here who just love to do this kind of stuff and they're just having fun.
The latest GDQs are so devoid of any humanity and it's just fucking boring as hell. Totally soulless.
>>317574198
what for real? I was looking forward to another DK64 done by 2dos.
>>317574376
>come to feel that you are actually a woman
>show off your dick in a skirt
if they actually wanted to be women, why do they flaunt their dongs like they are just perverts wearing their sister's panties? Wouldn't someone who genuinely felt they were female go to great lengths to hide and deny their penis?
Really? No caveman?
>>317574371
>>317574481
Honestly PJ is one of the only reasons I still watch GDQ. One of the only really entertaining guys left.
I liked Bionic Commando Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmed 2 at SGDQ this year, kind of sad that caveman's not going to be around though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
Best son
>>317574519
They're mentally ill, that's why.
A big part of being feminine is taking care of yourself, and a lot of these trannies don't seem to do that.
They honestly believe you gain feminine grace just from wrecking your body with hormones.
>>317569039
>AGDQ
>twitch.tv
No thanks. I'm not interested in yet another anti-racist hugbox where hurt feelz = bans.
>>317574330
maybe comment on stuff like AI? that or do really silly TAS' like the Guilty Gear ones where Jam just parries everything.
>>317574486
average is somewhere between 500%~25000% on successful squats with initial investment being €45
the trick is to be creative and squat things that might potentially grow.
Rapid forming communities usually need structure and somewhere to go, so they usually want it fast and dont really care about the price.
>>317573793
who is this semen demon?
Can a new speed run marathon just start already? Video Games Performed Fastly (Can put the Pre-fix Cool or Hot for what time of year the marathon is).
Not even going to bother watching this year. SGDQ was so shitty, but at least it had a few good runners. Now we got shit for runners and shit for games. Good work GDQ crew.
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>>317574624
shit like this makes agdq worth watching.
>>317573259
>FGC isn't autistic at all
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahahaha
>>317574624
This is how you get haunted by your father.
>>317574512
literally tomorrow morning he's doing a run for rookathon on his twitch channel
>>317574707
Nah the sick burns to stiv that same run were better.I think it's just made better since vegeta knows but still says it
>>317574039
our boy.
>>317574663
Well fuck me you must be loaded by now
Nice scheme though, not many people would actually do this. I'll keep it in the back of my mind for when I see an opportunity, thanks.
>>317574371
>tfw watching an autist get-together will never be as fun as this again
>>317574756
So I guess the real question now is who is gonna run off with all the rookathon money
>>317574675
Rose
She's cool but /v/ scared her off youtube because they couldn't contain their autism
>>317574368
No, not him. Not a shota and not cute at all.
>>317573328
All the messages sound autistic too, no matter who announces them.
>>317574376
>>317574810
I think it was nos or someone, they're specifically raising it so the runners can better afford to get to agdq
Not sure why they'd want to go in the first place
>>317571740
Can they sue him and win the case because of that?
>>317574624
jesus christ
>>317574819
gamerpro11
> that billy hatcher donation in memory of a fake dead girl
there's always that one nugget from a GDQ that you're never, ever able to get out of your mind.
>>317571545
>No Witwix
Wait what?
Witwix is just as banhappy as AGDQ, just as anti-racist, and he brings in the viewers with his epic let's plays.
... It's because he dumped his girlfriend, isn't it?
>>317574353
Jesus Christ, current events are a corpse of what GDQs used to be.
>>317574878
I mean, now that several of the runners doing stuff for rookathon didn't even get scheduled for AGDQ
>>317574796
you could be like the guy that owns eastarwars
it's all about getting it before it becomes a thing.
>>317574624
I really don't get this.
Isn't the point of changing gender so you finally feel comfortable in your own skin?
Doesn't telling everyone about your trans status completely miss the point?
>RPG speedrun at the end
>not being done by puwexil and the cringe crew
fucking why even bother then? Outside of that there are still a handful of runs I'll watch.
>ohon running two games
>Super Star Wars speedrun
>PJ running a couple games
>feasel running a game
>Miles doing Monkeyball
Also:
>Carci got into an AGDQ
How? I thought they never wanted him to run there because of his name.
>>317574462
link pls
>almost a six-hour majora's mask run
>>317573328
Close, but you forgot "Let's kick cancer's butt!"
>Stiv running
Rev up those cluck memes
>>317574981
Yeah exactly, though big publishers like that often register the domains before development even starts. But they can fuck up, I suppose
Why no cave man? The last even was standing squarely on his shoulders.
Is this them doing a full crack down on any potential for fun?
>>317574987
they're mentally ill
what makes sense to you or me does not compute in their world view
>>317569039
Please don't use Google docs, some of us don't use Google, other use incognito and are thus logged off and some don't want their real life identities liked to something posted on the chinz.
>>317574916
>gamerpro11
Stop it, he was a fucking 12 year old furry or something.
>ZakkyDraggy is running Low G Man
I'd love to see him do The Guardian Legend instead but holy damn Low G man actually got into a fucking GDQ.
>>317574987
it's what unpassable trannies do to make them feel better about themselves. if you pass you keep that shit level five psyche lock tight
>ctrl + f the schedule
>duke
>werster
>bonesaw
>0 results found
Is it even going to be worth watching?
>>317574371
Shit like this makes me sad. 2012-2013 was truly the golden age for GDQ.
At least SGDQ still has great moments.
>>317573558
don't they read them out? Those are gonna be ignored.
>>317575069
It's technically possible that it's because of this https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/661654754351779840
>>317575037
>>317575114
At least PJ and Mecharichter are still around. It's not a huge get together of friends and good acquaintances though like it used to be.
>>317574678
European Speedster Assembly.
>>317574290
You can prevent women from sucking the fun out of everything, just put your damn foot down and tell them "No."
Women may be partially the problem, but a larger part of the problem is spineless spaghetti betas who are worried about sexism, exclusivity, creepiness, and an unwelcoming environment.
Nigga please. You have NO moral obligation to give in to tits and pussy. If the girls aren't offering anything you want, then you can reject all their demands and enjoy yourself.
>No Halo 2 guy
Damn, I liked that guy
>>317575086
>cosmo is voted queen of the multiverse
lost it
>>317575092
>listening to this shit after seeing the crash 2 run live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci0lY2EEBPk
I mean I feel kind of bad for his situation but jesus christ, all his other videos are autism of the highest order.
>>317574397
This is what pretty much always happens.
>something is done for fun
>gets popular because it is actually enjoyable
>bunch of greedy vultures descends onto it
>no fun allowed anymore, only profits
Who was the guy who did the crash bandicoot run at sgdq this year?
>>317575174
Needs rain and fire animations
>>317574941
>The Crash 2 Death Run where the runner crashes the game at the last stage
>YFW KNITTLER WON
>>317575164
Well at least it was funny
>>317574995
Carcino's been in a couple of ADGQs (or SGDQs, can't remember)
>>317574817
>she
>>317573558
>>317575141
Pfft, were you guys even here during Starcraft 2? Some guy actually got the broadcast hosts to shout "BURNALLJUICE SAYS: HI!"
And you think these guys will see through that? Heh, you dont even know.
ESA is better, they give less of a shit
>>317575383
He said on his stream before that he doesn't get into AGDQ basically ever because someone told him his name was bad press. Similar to the whole IWBTB situation with the you gon get raped difficulty.
SAVE THE FRAMES
KILL THE ANIMALS
Whats stopping people from making a splinter speedrun charity thing, featuring all the people we actually want to see, but are apparently too hardcore and have the wrong opinions
>>317575468
I swear he was on this year doing RE3.
>>317575534
he's on this year and he's doing RE HD Remaster
>>317575524
They'd probably make way less money and would have more trouble finding sponsors.
>>317575524
I've always wondered, why do these events even need to be charity events?
Do they feel they can't be a legitimate event if they're not funneling all the money to some charity?
>>317575581
I mean, he was on 2015 doing RE3.
I know he's going REmake for 2016
>>317575524
In this case, probably because of the short notice with which the AGDQ schedule was published.
A lot of people were expecting to get in that didn't.
>no swearing
>no 2hu plushes
>no noise from the couch
>no memes
>no misogyny
>no records
>no jokes
>no fun
Why can't it just be a bunch of friends who share a hobby in a small room joking around and playing videogames like it used to?
>>317572803
Normies.
>>317575657
because it got popular.
then kotaku wrote articles about it.
>>317575657
>AGDQ 2012 will NEVER come back
>>317575657
B-but my feelers!
>>317575468
How is "carcinogen" bad press?
I mean, it's a normal word. I know what it means, but how the fuck could anyone with half a brain call it bad press?
>>317575657
rip reimu
;_;
>>317575657
Because it's a "brand" now.
Fuck everything.
>>317575657
Because the event got too big.
Speedrunning will never be this fun again.
>>317574376
Looks pretty hung, very lewd
Shame about the hair color, looks like dogshit on him
>>317575721
See? Kotaku ruins everything! GOOBERGAB WAS RIGHT! Get the tinfoil!
>>317575762
remember last SGDQ when someone complained about IWBTB being in the event because it had a difficulty called "you gonna get raped" and MSF works in an area of the world where rape is a problem? That's how. All it takes is one person on twitter to scream "TRIGGERED" and it goes downhill from there.
I really don't understand why they went all hitler on the rules anyway, the runners are all still spaghetti monsters with turbo 'tism, what difference does it make if they can't swear?
>>317575882
I don't think Werster can speedrun if he can't swear.
>>317575882
no cheering
no speedrunning while cosplaying
no laughing
no fun
just stare at the screen and play your game
also clap sometimes for the donation messages
>>317575830
That's not my point. My point is Kotaku is an extremely popular outlet used by a large number of people. Many of those people are quite sensitive about things and like to voice their opinions. Whenever you make press headlines on some popular website you're going to get an influx of both cool people and super shitty people.
>>317571545
Adam said after sgdq i believe, or some time around that, that he wont attend agdq 2016
Flicky and coolkid dont wanna be the part of it anymore
Werster said the same thing, that it became too much cancer and that its not fun anymore
Idk about witwix and cyghfer
