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AGDQ 2016 schedule has just been released:

http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_gibuPSqCLOY8HruYJ15OYGGkFfth0IevIi7fE9Xp2E/pubhtml

Will you be watching, anon?
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Will NARCISSA be there?
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>>317324667
No. Because gamers hate women.
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>>317324721
So then he'll be there.
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>super mario maker
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>>317324721
everybody hates women desu, especially women
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Already worse than 15 and all we have is the schedule.
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>>317324476

>mario maker
>stepmania

All the 2015 GDQs were shit, but this takes the shitcake.
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This shit is now so boring.

I hope we get another "I loke to kill myself" debacle, its the only reason to watch this
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>splatoon
Holy shit, already a classic.

>a hat in time (beta)
top kek
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Is Cosmo going? does he have the strength left in his anorexic skeletal body to make it?
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>>317326953

>you will never fun a FOTM/Nintendo childhood game and automatically get into a GDQ
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>>317324476
Someone go back in ttime and tell him his testosterone is going to drop from being keked from multiple angles and not to confuse it with his autogynephilia please.
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>>317324476
So, I've been watching some speedruns from various GDQ events because I'm a fucking faggot and they keep mentioning "kill the animals" or "save the animals", what the deal with that?
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>>317327226
Checked. I have a vagina. I am oppressed. He has a penis, he is patriarchy and a male.
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>>317327045
dont think he even runs anymore
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>>317327226
What privilege? The one of not being mentally retarded?
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>>317327273
tits or gtfo
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Is this the logical conclusion to speedrunning?
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>>317327214
Super Metroid donation incentive; there are NPCs who help demonstrate abilities, they get stuck when the planet explodes and you can opt to save them by opening doors for them so they can get off the planet.
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>>317324476
>very few good games being played until second last day..
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>>317324476

Rayman Legends
DMC3
Ori & The Blind Forest
Metroid Zero Mission
Megaman Zero
Bloodborne

I especially want to see how DMC3 is getting speedrunned. I just finished that game last week in 15 hours.
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>>317327382
Good God I'm gonna have a fucking nightmare about that.

I don't even care that cosmos a tranny that's a terrible picture. Who takes a picture like that? There's no way for that not to be terrifying.
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>>317327497
>DMC3
unfortunately the runner is kind of known for being insanely autistic
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>>317327497
>I especially want to see how DMC3 is getting speedrunned
The same attack over and over and over and over
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>>317327382
Its the logical conclusion to a males test dropping as a result of:

- losing world record in a game he declared dead
- losing first really serious girlfriend who lived in and he paid college tuition for with twitch bucks
- got btfo at some smah thing that was a big deal
- already have low testosterone from sedentary lifestyle, shit diet
- already autogynephilic and starts to confuse feelings from massive test drop from the above as being a women

That is how a trans is made. Not in the womb, as tumblr would tell you.
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>>317327620
i don't understand how he could possibly be accepted to do another run with how he's acted in his past runs
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>>317327382
This is what happens when you spend all your time indoors practicing old video games. You lose touch with the outside world and lose yourself mentally.
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>>317327620
Awesome, the only reason to watch this is to see autism on display
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>>317327382
maybe, ppl who speedrun are probably looking for a new identity at any cost
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>>317327382
narcissa is too close to "narcissist" to not be a joke. could also just be dumb as shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
Why has no one posted this yet? This video now mandatory for every thread that contains the words "speed running"
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Probably. I just fucking hope Cosmo is either not coming or hiding far, far away from the cameras. I don't think I could stomach "Cosmo you're so brave!" comments every 15 seconds mixed in with the "Let's kick cancer's butt!"
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is there a such thing as non-autistic speedrunning ?
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>>317327382

No, the logical conclusion is based ZFG.
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>>317328017
Self hating in a nutshell more like
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>>317328017
Fun facts about whitegoose:

- he is based
- he speedruns
- he was in Swingers

Hes a cool guy
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No, speedrunning is stupid
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>>317328061

Is there a such thing as non-autistic autism?
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what the fuck
on his stream right now
he's even forcing a really bad ~feminine~ voice and way of speaking
god damn it what happened to him
who did this
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>disney block
>Super Star Wars
Disgusting.
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>>317328252

He's trying to break the speedrun record of transitioning to a female.
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Cosmo what happened

I liked you
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>>317328401
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>that shooter block

Worst AGDQ ever
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>there will never be another experience like the Crash 2 run
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>>317328252

What do you mean what happened? He's been doing gay shit for fucking years.

He used to paint his nails and have a hand cam to show them off while he played for crying out loud. Why are you even surprised?
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>>317324476
>Fire Emblem Path of Radiance
>Kirbymastah not involved

Now all they have to do is not mercy kill it and we may finally have a good Fire Emblem run at a GDQ.
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http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright

That year out projection...
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Literally the only good thing this year has going for it is DarkSpineSonic and he's only running one game.
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>>317324476
What jew run donation are they donating to this year?
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>>317324476

No Caveman, not even in the awful games done quick block? What is this shit?
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>>317328754
theres a big difference between doing gay shit and falling for the jew scam of transsexuality
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Anybody is watching the speedrun of Desert Bus? It's pretty good time wise so far.
/desertbus
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obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>>317327694
woah
i just got redpilled
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>Hey guys, both of my grandparents died of cancer when they were only 6 years old, so this really means a lot to me. Here's $15 to keep it up, and let's kick cancer's butt!
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>>317328992
Don't forget to save the animals
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>>317328965
>40 hours session
>get angry at mistakes
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>>317328794
>not involved
He'll probably be on the couch m8.
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>>317324476
ever since they separated the couch from the rest of the crowd and made it VIP, every event has been shit. There have been a few great moments here and there in the last couple years, but AGDQ 2014 was pretty much the last really "fun" event.
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>>317328965
Kind of defeats the purpose to shittalk a community you're a part of while still participating in it.

>that's_the_joke.jpg
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>Greetings from Sweden. First time donater here, lets kill those animals! >:D
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>10x Mega Shit games EVERY time
nobody asked for this trash
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>>317329039
Thanks man, I completely forgot about that.

>What's up guys, long time watcher but this is my first time shooting a comment. Here's $100 because my sister, nephew, cousin, and dog all got cancer and you playing video games like this really means a lot to them. So please keep it up and we can kick cancer's butt together!

>P.S.: My dog with cancer is telling me to put that money towards saving the animals!
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You wlll all watch it so dont pretend you wont.
We will all watch it so we can complain about it while hoping some cringe shit happens
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>>317324667
>>317328012
I don't get why he chose such a retarded name.
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So is Werster really banned from these things? I remember reading claims about it during the last GDQ event but never followed up to find out why.
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>Speedrunning Fire Emblem

How does one speedrun a heavy RNG game.
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>tfw that fucking Crash 2 speedrun that got that guy banned from Twitch forever is now gone from Youtube
It was a magical time on /v/
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>>317329326
I will probably not watch it. I'll check runs on Youtube.
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>>317329359
Oh shit, never mind, I found it. Apparently AGDQ is doing their fucking best to make sure no one sees this and flagging the videos. Watch while you can, /v/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42-tU5kqPow
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>>317329420
Then you are too casual for this board. I bet you even have plans for the weekend you normalfag.
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>No Big Jon
>No BlueGlass
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>>317329356
LTC and real-time optimized to efficiency, with a whole lot of luck. I expect it to fail or run long.
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>>317329356
By knowing how to use the RNG? Fire Emblem is nothing RNG wise. Look speedruns of Minecraft or Binding of Isaac.
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>>317329356
>RNG
Fuck off. You sound like an autist. Just say luck, like a fucking human bean.
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>>317329356
You can manipulate the RNG in most Fire Emblem games to give you the level up stats you want. And in cases you can't, there are usually strats to use "RNG-proof" characters.
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>>317329498
That's what you get for shitting on Ecco.
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>>317329486
I actually do.
Board game convention and make 50$ for 2 hours of watching people play Giant Chess, Jenga and Molkky
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>>317329353
yeah. the no fun police kicked him out, and on top of that his brother keked him and his parents sided with his bro. poor guy
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>>317328794
>speedrunning a RPG
>a game meant to be played slowly to appreciate the content
Why would you do this? And don't tell me "autism" i have full Aspergers and i wouldn't even think of doing something this stupid and cringish. What has this homosexual planet come to? What is the point?
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>>317329356
>RNG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Sj0PDV5I
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>>317329473
It gets better every time I rewatch it.

>>317329638
I knew it, fucking normalfags ruining my board, seriously though why dont you go to reddit or something, please.
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>awful games
>shinobi
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>>317329356
>>317329585
Path of Radiance is also one of more easier Fire Emblems.

Even if he gets RNG-fucked, it probably won't be life-threatening, especially since he knows the game inside and out.
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>>317329718
Been here for 8-9 years now bra.

Video games are a more normalfag hobby than Board games bra. Normal people dont hang out and play 3 hours games about moving meeples. Normal people play Call of Duty and Minecraft.
You are a normalfag bra.
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>>317329676
>yeah. the no fun police kicked him out

What did it end up being for? That time he said Nigger on the stream?

And wat did his brother do?
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>>317329758

It's the NES version. Sega is weird with naming the games.
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>>317328992
>Dark Souls is harder to beat than cancer. Praise the sun, folks!!
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>>317329838
Normal people go outside
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>all these retarded RPGs that should never be a speedrun show

Fuck this shit I'm submitting myself for a dwarf fortress speedrun next year.
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>>317329842
still not sure why he was kicked, probably because its a 'PG-13' stream and he says whatever the fuck he wants.

and apparently his girlfriend fucked his brother, he got pissed about it, went off and his parents sided with his brother.
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axiom verge hype
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>>317329930
You too bro.
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>>317329992
>still not sure why he was kicked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
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>>317328992
What else are they supposed to say? Some lol so ironic /v/ pandering shit like the Sonic twitter?
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>>317328629
At least there will be Strife and Pirate Doom
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>>317330047
I havent left my house in 2 decades, I fucking hate those weebs
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>>317327694
I think internet hate bullies like us certainly didn't help in the self esteem department. But I don't think getting second place in the nintendo world championship really counts for anything since that was such a retarded format and it was on a game that literally nobody had ever played.
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Is that midget that was there last year there? Don't remember his name, I just remember that he had a great voice.
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>>317330101
How about not saying anything?
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>>317330047
Can we please just eliminate all weebs?
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>>317324476
>no Caveman
>no Big John
Fuck this
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>>317328629
Maybe one of them will be another wheel of time
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>>317330207
Why?
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>>317330226
>liking niggers
>>>/tumblr/
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>>317330054

Did the guy donate $1000?
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>>317330054
>/vg/

dropped
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>>317328992
I've noticed that people that donate big amounts of money don't usually leave fuckhuge comments, most of those seem to be from those who donate less than $50
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>no Caveman
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>Reverse boss order Super Metroid
>Blind-fold race of Punch-Out
>Lara Croft bro-op
>4P Metroid Fusion race

Some things of interest to me. The Awful Games block this year doesn't look remotely fun to watch with that game selection. Who the fuck speedruns Lagoon? That game was slow and sterile even by SNES standards at the time.

Only good commentary can save those runs, but charismatic folks who can talk & play while cracking a few jokes at the game's expense are rare.
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>>317330603
>think of a """""funny"""" joke
>pay the minimum just to be heard on stream
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>mfw every thread will be filled with shitposting about cosmo
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>>317330603
The celebrities usually do. Otherwise I assume that's because the people willing to shell out big bucks are doing because they ACTUALLY want to help out. But the people handing out 10 bucks just want their name said out loud.
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>>317324476
The only game I would want to watch this show for is Diablo 2
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>>317330707
>speedrun Lagoon

Oh god, this is a terrible idea. At the very least it'll save me money on Ambien, though.
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>>317330751
>The celebrities usually do.
What celebrities?
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didn't werster steal a shitload of the hotel room keys? and then post proof of it on twitter?

isn't that why he's banned?
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>>317330207
>>317330304
There should be a tiny text box at the bottom of the screen that shows the donation messages instead of having some up-beat guy saying "lmao my family died when i was 8 please take my money"
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>>317330054
I cant make out what he says.
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>>317330862
Notch donates like every year. Dude Huge kept donating doing the shooter block during summer games.
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>>317330907
are you deaf?
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>>317330902
No, it's because he's a racist, greasy ass white boi.
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>>317324476
>look at page
> CTRL+F "Cosmo"
>nothing

no i wont be watching.
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>>317331019
>Cosmo
Who?
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>>317330991
English is not my first language. No idea what he is saying between "a $1000" and "fucking niggers"
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>>317330975

Notch also wins entire bid wars by himself with greasy autist money like the fat fuck he is.

>GDQ a few years ago
>bid war between prime 1 and prime 2
>Notch tries to win it singlehandedly
>community rallies against him and overturns it, causing 2 to win
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>Transformers Devastation
>Blindfolded Punch-Out
>Hero Core
>Rockman 4 Burst Chaser x Air Sliding
>FFIV

This list looks fine as fuck, at least they aren't having the Tetris guys again after having them twice
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>>317324476
>no Yoshi's Story
It's shit.
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>>317331137

Somebody in /srg/ said that they would donate $1000 if he said "fucking niggers" on stream.
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Cosmo is starting to speak in this pseudo-high feminine voice, and compared to that face and his normal voice it's just odd.
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>>317331081
did you even look at the OP image?

Im pretty sure hes the best windwaker runner.
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>>317330746
based cosmo did it

he managed to kill speedrunning
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>>317330824
I'm probably going to watch it out of spite, since the slowest parts of the run will be the escort sections where the NPC not only walks slow as shit, but will get caught on walls since their AI is too dumb to slide along it until they're on the same plane as your character.
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>>317331207
Thanks.
"If I was to scream" Thats what I was failing to recognize.
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>>317331150

Fuck off Tetris memelord

TGM is not fun to watch, nor is it a speedrun

If you niggers have your way then in a few years it's gonna be "awesome random video game marathon 2018"
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>>317331212
Cosmo isn't here anymore
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>>317331212
he hasn't run anything for years
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>>317331349
I'll take awesome random video games over watching people "manipulate RNG" in fucking RPGs for hours on end in between nintendo games.
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>>317331349
I was talking about how I was glad there was no tetris you bumblefuck
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>>317330824
PJ is the only one crazy enough to understand Lagoon's bullshit mechanics to run it. He's kind of attracted to games with ungodly amounts of buggy programming and bullshit. Here he is at a previous GDQ running Actraiser 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtN7gW2kBU0
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>>317324476
holy shit, if you gassed this entire room with Zyklon-B you would be doing the world a favor. I mean just fucking look at all these fucking autists.
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>>317331349
Re-read the post dumb shit.
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>>317331212
>Im pretty sure hes the best windwaker runner.

http://www.zeldaspeedruns.com/leaderboards/tww/any

>#12 - Cosmo - 09/13/2013

literally a washed up c.uck
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>>317331451

Please forgive me senpai.

I'm going to leave my original post up as a general message to anybody who still wants to see Tetris.
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>>317331458
>PJ's the only based speedrunner left
>He's still falling to the bullshit runs liek Battleblock theatre and Baseball Ninjas or whatever.
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Did Cosmo ever explain why he wanted to be a fucking girl? The dude never appeared as mentally unstable to me. I didn't really follow what happened here
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>>317331619

The Baseball Ninja Bat Man run was great, though.
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Can anybody tell me which is the shit Cosmo jump failed that made him turn female, probably better if there's a video of it.
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>>317324476
As much as I can without becoming physically ill then everything I missed after.

My only hope is they opt for a smaller venue this time so I'm not looking at a crowd instead of the runners faces.
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>>317331639

His birth name is fucking Cosmo. Literally born damaged goods. People like that are destined to fail.
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>>317329359
>>317329473
What happened?
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>>317331689
The one where they 1CC'd it? That was pretty dope.

>>317331458
Thanks, watching this. I'm probably one of the few who preferred Actraiser 2 over the first. Game had nice and tight controls, great soundtrack, and some damn nice pixel art.
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>>317324476
>Super Metroid
>kill the animals will be back as donation incentive and people waste their shit on that instead of actually worthwhile goals
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Showcasing a rhythm game wouldn't be so bad if it was something like IIDX.
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>>317331797
Wait, that's his real name? No way. Were his parent hippies or something?
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>trihex on SMM when he didn't even submit

This pisses me off far, FAR more than it really should.
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>>317331953

They were Wisconsinites so probably
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>>317331931
Bonus Incentive: Crypt of the Necrodancer (Coda All Zones - SpootyBiscuit)

I have no idea why it's at 10am as a bonus incentive. Necrodancer is a solid game and ridiculously fun to play and to speedrun.

It has a really good in game leaderboard and multiple different categories / ways to complete the game oriented towards speedrunning.
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>>317329473
>speed runs game
>talks about suicide and killing self
>intentionally murders the run by softlocking it
I take it he's never allowed back to GDQ fame.
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>>317324476
>KH1.5
>under 4 hours

bullllll shit

Bizkit047 has the record for that game in both original and HD and the load times for HD add like a full hour to that time. 3:40:00 is considered a crazy good time for the original fast-loading PS2 version, no way he will make sub 4:20:00
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>>317332112
affirmative action has no place in speed running
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>>317332112
He's just a dyel half caste niglet. Who cares?
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>>317329473
I know a guy like him, he's tons of fun.
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>>317332303
Has nothing to do with race. It has everything to do with popularity. Speedrunners, in that regard, are worse than furries.

>>317332362
I don't honestly CARE, it just bugs me that some dope like trihex gets special treatment because he has a horde of idiots following in his stupid, retarded wake. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of all the money he makes being an idiot, but I'd never stoop to that level. Guy is a bozo.
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Why dont you try speedrunning super metroid, /v/?

You might like it!
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>>317332490
literally has everything to do with race
the only reason he gets viewers is race
he's not even fucking popular
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>no Hyper Metroid speedrun
Oh well, maybe at SGDQ.
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>No DownieBrownie111 Ape Escape 3 run.

Why even bother? The about of kek in that run would have been fantastic. Especially if he raged and broke something during the run.
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>>317331639

>The dude never appeared as mentally unstable to me.

Literally painted his nails and had a hand cam years ago.
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>>317331639
>The dude never appeared as mentally unstable to me.

Maybe because all trans people aren't tumblrcore autismos?
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>>317327045
Cosmo doesn't run anymore because he knows he'll never get the OoT WR back and he can't improve his Castlevania 64 times. Literally no reason for him to run.
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>>317332890
So he's the billy mitchell of speedrunning?
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>>317332978
no, that's kirkq
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>>317332978
no that would be kirkq
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>>317332978
He's starting to LOOK like Donkey Kong.
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>2015
>Still watching the GDQ

Started sucking hardcore once it got mainstream. The donation comments were always cringey but there was a shitload less of them.

Also Werster sayin Nigger was pretty funny. That will fucking NEVER happen again;
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>that's never happened before
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>no bonesaw
>no toufool
>trihex in a group meme event
>no werster
>only recognize ZFG and spikevegeta in that list of nobodies
What's the point even?
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>>317333823
toufool has a run on sunday dude
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>>317333823
>>no werster

>actually wanting werster over gunner.

are you autistic?
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Is there there a list of most entertaining\not-autistic runs from previous GDQs?
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>>317333823

>DarkSpineSonic
>Nobody

Fuck off.
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>>317333823
if werster wasn't a massive autist who only plays pokemon
maybe he would be relevant
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Yeah, I watch GDQ for the speedrunning...
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>>317332874
Good joke.
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Fire Emblem
FEZ, Axiom Verge and Iji

I guess?
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no adam_ackbar
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>>317329542
if the terms are interchangeable then why worry about it?
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>>317334162
>that tummy jiggle
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>>317329356
By not doing hardcore gambling in the marathon route.
Most runs that get mercy killed is because the runner got way to greedy.
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Feels like everything on there is a repeat. the shark has been jumped.
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>>317331868
from the description:
"Repeated suicide jokes, casual reference to domestic violence and finally he predicted that he'd become a psychopath and commit mass murder."
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>>317334116
everyone here wants chibi, caveman, cosmo and werster to show up because they're clearly the most entertaining of all the runners for different reasons
>>
>Rayman Legends
>Oracle of Ages
>DMC 3/4 SE
>Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD ReMix
>Super Meat Boy
>Ori and the Blind Forest
>Velocity 2x
>Metroid Prime
>Portal 2
>Talos Principle
>Hotline Miami
>Crazy Taxi 2
>Mirrors Edge
>Ratchet and Clank 3
>Jak 3
>Crash Bandicoot
>Spyro the Dragon
>Super Mario Galaxy
>Bloodborne


This is actually such a fucking legit line-up, holy shit. I'm gonna be watching a shitload more stuff than normal.
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>>317332290
1.5, not 2.5.
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>>317330249
Oh yeah, Wheel of Time run was pretty good.
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>>317336556
Yeah there's usually a buffer of bad games, I can't find it this year, they're all 10/10

also how the fuck are they going to speedrun stepmania?
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what I wanna know is where's the caveman?
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>Splatoon
really looking forward to that

>Mario Maker
sounds like a recipe for disaster. I dont know names in the speedrunning community so mite b fun if the people are funny? Probably just a shit show though
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>>317328252
VIDEO
GAMES
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>>317340931
His stream and chat used to be so chill, now it's just an awkward place for tumblrinas to circlejerk

RIP
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>no GameJ06

Just burn it all down.
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>Super Mario bros 2
>no big John
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>>317324476
>that glitched outlast run in 20 minutes
Worth watching if you havent seeing the thing
They clip the fuck out of a door, to fall through the level
Surprisingly, your fall ends in the basement, so the game resumes directly at the end of the game

Really funny glitch

I will also watch the Axiom Verge one
And basically shitpost here
The best thing of agdq is the lore and shitposting on real time here
The 'say it' bit, or the marriage propposal.... my sides still miss that day
>>
>Dragon Age: Origins
>TASbot

my dick
>>
Is the autistic knitting nazi gonna be there again?
>>
>>317341557
Cont...

I want to watch duke bilgewater murdering the shit out of HM1 or 2 again
>confirmed comfy runner
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>>317324476
>Stivitybobo Banjo run

Here's to a great game, and a GREAT RUNNER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUfpou0MBI&feature=youtu.be&t=99
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>MMX6 got cut again
>Stepmania didn't
Fuck GDQs
>>
>>317330804
Same.
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>>317324476
>Awful Games Done Quick
>Low G-Man

U FUCKIN' W0T M8? Piss away off. Cunts.
>>
>>317329542
It has always been called RNG in Fire Emblem discussions, speedrun or not.
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>>317333885
now this is what i call ironic
>>
On the plus side, there's only a few games that are really fucking long this time.

Fire Emblem
Oracle of Ages
Kingdom Hearts 1
Paper Mario
Secret of Mana
Pokemon Yellow
Majora's Mask
Mario Galaxy
Final Fantasy 4

Even some of them are worth watching. The rest have the decency to at least be under an hour and a half.
>>
>>317342675
Yeah the amount of long runs in SGDQ 2015 just made it a snoozefest for the most part.
>>
>worst final fantasy game
>worst pokemon game
>mario fukken maker lmao
>no quake
well atleast there's the 120star race
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>>317324476
Mega Man X block
Kirby
Sonic block
Ratchet and Clank
Teslagrad
Spyro
>>
Gonna donate this year with "Watching this great event with my girlfriend and her son!"

Seems good enough to slip through the cracks.
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>>317340931
this isnt video games
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>>317343120
During which game do you plan to donate?
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Finally, nintendo autists separated from other people.
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Fuck sake..
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>>317341707
heres a comfy run just for you family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDmFPaV2slw
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>>317344560
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>>317344560
thank mr skeltal
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>>317344560
Yeaaah, I'm no expert, but this is clearly a fetish of his.
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>>317345490

No it's not you shitlord, he's a brave transwomyn you disgusting cishet
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>>317344560
are you serious?

do all traps do porn in some way?
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God I fucking miss ADGQ 2013.

>>317329181

This. They feel so dead.
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>>317331276

It was a ded hobby anyways.
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>>317330047
the fat asian in the white and green tee shirt jumped at the chance to hump that twink
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>>317345527
g-gulp ...
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>>317328992
>Greetings from Germany. It's a blast seeing everyone at AGDQ destroy the games of my childhood. Save the games, KILL the animals!
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>>317346630
>save the games
>not save the frames
you had one job
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>Axiom Verge
>Kero Blaster
I'm contented.
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>>317324476
>Zelda MM
>4p co-op
Wat
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>>317331349
We're still getting some bullshit like Tetris, just look for Stepmania on the schedule.
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>>317347391

They should try the megalovania stepmania stage.
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>>317344560
Why do trannies have the worst fashion sense?
And why the fuck does EVERY SINGLE ONE wear those stupid fucking striped knee-high socks?
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The only things I care about:
• TAS shit
• trihex (the yoshi's island nigger)
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>>317347564
>striped knee-high socks?
They're bait. Men bait.
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>>317347567
>TAS vs human competition for brain age
this gonna be good
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>>317347564
>Why do trannies have the worst fashion sense?
gee i wonder if it could have anything to do with their degrading mental state
>>
No trihex doing clutch saves in yoshi's island? SMW ruined him, You see the last time he did a YI run? He was late, unready, and last in room such that he could not complete the run, this is all because SMW messed up his sleep
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>Hey guys, third consecutive year watching but first time donating
>Can I get some hype for 1 million dollars

>1 million dollars hyuuuuuupe

Goddamn I fucking hate that shit.

Then
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>>317348856

LETS
KICK
CANCERS
ASS
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Will they ever play a game that has never been played there before?
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>>317348942
>ASS
Whoa there buddy.
Let's not forget this is an all ages charity event.
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>>317349570
>did a speedrun of ninja baseball batman
>going to see someone going to do a speedrun of the prinny game
I'm probably going to drop in the stream just for the prinny game
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>talos principle
>shooter section

Also:
>your favourite speedrun
>it's a race
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>>317350373
>tfw
>>
>scam charity that does nothing to help stop cancer
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