what are some games that wish you a happy birthday
>>316851645
fuck you that's exactly how my 20th was
>>316851682
fuck
MGS V.
Only 7 more months to go for me ;_;
>>316851861
That's fucking great
>>316851682
this is so sad
I would have gone to his party ;_;
project mirai/diva games
>>316851969
>cheesits
haha
>>316851682
All these old images
>>316851861
Is that a girl? If so, she's pretty. Why doesn't she have more people?
>>316851969
At least this guy's place was festive
>>316851645
Project Diva F and F 2nd give you a special birthday event if you visit the diva room on your birthday.
>>316851645
all I did for my 19th was play animal crossing and be sick. a friend got me undertale and sent me a message that just said "birth"
time is a fucking illusion anyway who cares.
MAY YOUR SKIES STAY BLUE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUplay MGSV, and happy birthday.
>>316851645
>>316851783
One of these has got to be a staged reference to the other, right? They're too uncannily similar not to be.
>>316851861
>Mfw this was my30th birthday in a nutshell.
>>316851682
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK WHY DID NO ONE GO TO HIS PARTY /V/
>mum stopped making cakes for me around 16
>either buy them myself now or have none
fuck all of you who call think these guys are losers, I want someone to make me a huge cake and eat them myself
>>316852105
Looking good isnt what get people friends anon.
Its just hard for some people to interact with other.
>>316852145
> sent me a message that just said "birth"
kek
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
tfw these were all me once I turned 20
>>316852021
Cheetos?
>>316852105
It's a boy.
>have a good belief that no one is going to give a shit about your birthday
>proceed to have a massive cake and / or party anyway
Why would you do that to yourself? You're basically highlighting how much of a friendless person you are.
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Animal Crossing: City Folk
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
>>316852145
>undertale
>19th birthday
>>316851783
>you laughed at this image years ago
>then it turned out to be you
>>316852303
fucking normalfag. i dont care how old he is
>>316852310
some people have hope
>>316852380
This
>>316852303
Fuck, man...
>>316852369
this so fucking much.
>>316852303
>>316851783
>>316851861
>>316851969
>>316852107
>>316852191
let this be a reminder that no one deserves to be alone. fuck you anon
>>316852191
Ohhhh... ;-;
>>316852317
Yeah i bought new leaf two days ago and when I woke up yesterday they threw me a little party. It was cute as fuck. Gave me a fuckin soda machine.
>>316852303
>lol teehee im snapping this pic of some old dude who carries a picture of his wife :'(((((( pls like if you cry - (Obnoxious Bitch) tagged in this photo
>>316851645
>>316851783
Hope theyre in college and just had summer birthdays
>>316852369
Why are birthday parties a thing? They just make me feel weird and uncomfortable. Being the center of attention sucks.
>>316852310
Because I really love eating cake
>>316852303
fuck, i was waiting for this 1 to be posted
>>316851682
nobody deserves this
not even hitler
>>316852380
>>316852407
I wish I could go back and try everything again.
>Caring about you're birthday after the age of 13
I understand spurging a bit on something like a present to yourself or food, but there's no point in making a big deal out of it. If you really want to do something make an excuse to hang out with some friends or do something at home you normally dont do if ur a loner.
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
see when it's my birthday, I snort a whole bunch of cocaine, go out to some bars/clubs/pubs with some friends, flirt with a tranny and end up banging them later that evening
(I've been doing this for years help)
also mgsv does this
>>316852191
f...fuck.
>>316851645
>used to laugh at images like these and think "haha that will never be me"
And here I am now.
>>316852363
what's wrong with undertale
it was what I got them for their birthday since they had been excited about it for months, and it released two days before their birthday anyway.
don't understand the 19th greentext either.
>>316852778
pics of the tranny?
>>316851682
T-thanks.
>>316852757
Whats it like to be in love /v/?
With a real person that loves you back, not a cartoon waifu who doesn't know of your existence.
>>316852303
>guy is obviously having a nice meal with his wife who has passed on into a better place, a place he will join her in the near future
>WOW DIS IS SO SAD ;________;
You guys are such tools holy shit.
>tfw have resigned myself to not caring about birthdays
It's an okay feel.
>>316852757
This. I genuinely don't care. I guess some people feel obligated because it's what everyone else does.
>tfw birthday in one week
>already nervous for the (lack of) comments on my FB profile
send helium tank
>>316852956
The only answers this question will get is shitposting because no one here has a real answer.
>>316852303
haha, stupid old man
where are these cakes, but for 30 year olds? i'll need one next month
People on /v/ like birthday parties?
I thought you were so anti-social that you wouldn't want any of that shit. I certainly know the best part of my birthdays is drinking a bottle of vodka on my own.
>>316852757
>12th birthday party
>one person shows up
>>316852989
its less about the man and more about what's going on to the right of the screen
look harder
>birthday is September 7
>was knee-deep in MGSV at that point
>get an urgent call back to Mother Base
>assume it's the FOB mission
>hear gunfire
>"FOB TIME LET'S GO!"
>mfw it breaks into a birthday cutscene
I still maintain that despite the bad taste the ending of the game left, it was a fun ride.
>>316851682
This man works some hard ass construction job all day and nobody goes to his birthday
>>316852874
That guy actually looks like a decent guy too
I spent my last 3 birthdays going out and drinking because I just don't know anymore
>>316853018
>FB
quit that shit
seriously if you haven't already shut it down just stop logging on
>>316852303
Why are women always such bitches? Why does she even have to appear in that goddamn pic? Fucking attention whores... Sometimes it's unbearable to handle how they behave
>>316852874
I know that feeling anon
>>316852757
you mean after the age of 21, that's when you've hit all your milestones.
even then 19-20 birthdays aren't all that significant.
>this thread
I didn't ask for this.
>>316853018
>tfw birthday in one week
same anon. whens your birthday? mines the 23rd
Those birthday pics are the saddest thing in the world and I fear it's gonna happen to me one day
>>316852956
It's just a distraction from the inevitable truth that life is merely a painful experience with the purpose of death
>tfw you haven't celebrated the majority of your birthdays
>>316853018
Anon ur gonna get fb comments on ur birthday, its impossible not to get fb comments on ur birthday.
Unless people hate u or ur nothing to them.
>>316853018
>birthday in a month
feeling the same. I stat getting anxious like two months in advance for the lack of comments
>>316853225
Kinda this.Feel a little bit bad about it though.
>>316853075
Same shit happened to me. I had a bunch of work to get done the day before my birthday, and once I had finished it I played some MGSV around midnight. Totally forget it was my birthday until the game reminded me.
>>316853225
>Used to laugh at these pictures
>I'm on the path of experiencing them first hand
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Birthdays are meaningless. Not even trying to be edgy but why do people care about them. It's just another day, no different than the last.
>>316853064
Only two replies even noticed the dumb bitch taking the photo.
>>316851682
Jesus, really? I only have like 30 friends on facebook, 28 of them never have any interaction with any of my posts, and every year on my birthday every fucking one of them is flooding my feed with "Happy birthday!". I hate it. I don't even tell any of them happy birthday anymore and they still do it.
>>316853226
>or ur nothing to them
haha y-yeah
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
This is too real, I'm out
>>316852227
I went to a strip club with my girlfriend for my30th.
is there something that fundamentally goes wrong with people once they pass 16 and hit 20?
ive been noticing it for everyone, they have a nice 16th birthday with friends and but the time they're 20, all the friends have distanced eachother and have lonely lives from then on
t. buttmad 20 about to be 21 year old
Xbox got your back family member
>be so anti social that I barely walk out of my house
>it's been like that for 5 years now
>one friend wanted to invite me to a pub on my birthday
>decline because poorfag and I don't feel comfortable with people paying for me
>wishes me happy birthday
>next day another friend tells me he went with the one that called me the other day to the pub and got wasted for his money
>didn't even wish me happy birthday
>tomorrow is my birthday
>I'm turning exactly 20
What the fuck /v/
>>316852956
Its honestly the best feeling ever, better than vidya.
Its not loving someone that makes you feel good, although it does feel good, its the love you get back that makes you wonder if you've finally found meaning to life. The feeling you get when you can see she's miserable without you is second to none.Highly optimistic here but don't give up /v/irgins, there's always time.
>>316853403
Well u dug ur own grave anon. if you actually put some minor effort into ur relationships, you woudlnt be in this situation now would you.
>that time the shrink made me do something for my birthday party even though I did rather treat it like a normal day
That shit was super awkward and almost nobody came, and nobody wanted to drink too.
Fuck, after a while it just end on me playing Streets of Rage with a bro.
>>316853462
>they have a nice 16th birthday with friends
y..yeah... we all had that...
>>316853462
early friends always suck, youll be more selective with friends from now on
if you stay in the house you make no friends
simple
I can see how these images look sad and stuff but you also got to remember that their parents which most likely love you the most took time off to even make you something or even hug you on your birthday. No way you can''t atleast feel a bit warm inside that your parents love you so much even though you don't come from a super rich home.
I should know. I rarely have friends over but knowing that my parents will always be there is the warming feeling there is. Sure I'm going to have to live with them passing at one point but for now I love every minute with them.
>>316853018
>frogpost
>worried about people not sending you messages about your birthday
>on facebook
Have you tried not being such an outcast?
>>316853462
everybody becomes a college/wage slave at that age.
>>316852757
I believe that your birthday is only as important as other people make it to be
And I don't mean empty Facebook posts, I mean mates inviting you out for the night to celebrate another year of your life
Otherwise it's just another day
>>316853513
h-happy birthday
I stopped giving a fuck about my birthday when it was clear nobody else wanted to spend it with me
only reason I celebrate it at all is because my mom thinks it's important for me to have a good time, so I pretend I'm enjoying myself
when she dies I'll probably just live off the inheritance until it runs out then kill myself
>>316853306
>>316851783
>>316851645
Why do these all look like the first picture of a Russian Incest porn thumbnail gallery?
>>316853596
>if you stay in the house you make no friends
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN DO OUTSIDE
FUCK
I'M SICK OF BEING A SHUTIN
>>316852876
Someone is probably going to reply with something like.
>Undertale is such a meme game
You should ignore them.
How many of you guys would legit have no one show up to your next birthday?Family doesn't count
>>316853513
Hope you have a happy birthday anon.
>>316853521
>Mfw I knew this feel
>she left me
>she moved on but I haven't
>tries to hurt me if we ever come into contact by telling me shit that rips me apart
Just end myself family, love can be the best thing if it's In your favour but can ruin your lives if not lads
Honestly not having a ton of friends doesn't bother me. My 19th was yesterday and I just drove over to a friends house, asked him if he wanted to get some birthday icecream, and then proceeded to drive around town picking up softserve vanilla and fancy rootbeer.
Then we picked up some pork ramen and chopped up a bunch of leftover boneless pork-ribs and made some nice fucking ramen. Drank rootbeer floats and ate ramen for my birthday, and it was pretty nice.
Basically, you don't need parties to have cool birthdays.
>be 13 to 18 birthday
>had almost 0 friends
>every birthday my aunt would take me to McDonalds to dinner
>most likely out of pity
I know she had good intentions now, but back then it felt really bad
>>316853703
You can always go to other people's houses, or eat out with people, or just go any stupid place and have dumeass conversations that occasionally lead to something interesting.
>>316853774
I don't even have friends, not even coworkers.
>>316852956
for me it was kind of like having an extension of myself. like when I want to be alone and not talk to anyone I still just wanted to have them around me, we didn't have to say anything but just being around each other was comfortable and calming.
>>316853513
congrats
the next 5 years of your life are going to feel like a single year of your teenage life at school
it'll only fly by faster after that.
>>316853850
I've had no friends since I was 13.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>316853774
Me, I neither have family or "friends". I don't even celebrate this day.
Christmas is good, it means everyone is at home and I take a long walk through the town and woods afterwards. Its always like no one was there.
>>316851969
birthday boy used to be a mod on 7c
Why is life so miserable
>>316853850
she cares about you anon. some people don't even have a family who cares
>>316851645
>>316852013
They do? Like if you play them on your birthday? Which ones exactly?
>>316853462
At 20 your supposed to be moving out of your parents house and connecting with other people, not still cooped up in your house like a teen
Thus all of these depressing photos
>>316853225
![12-6-sad-bear[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Lpe06N.jpg "12-6-sad-bear[2].jpg")
Its actually my birthday today and I turned 20. I honestly didn't realize until I saw this thread because I've been cramming for a biology test I'm about to fail. I just want to give up.
>>316853774
I could drop dead tomorrow and no one except my brother and my parents would show up for my funeral :_:
>>316852303
That fucking whore clearly laughing in the bottom right. So much so she feels the need to cover her smile with a cup.
Give this image no emotion, it was taken by some faggot who wanted to take the piss but turns out the image was emotionally too profitable so changed it from "piss take" to "human story", for more instagram likes
>>316853564
>be nice and helpful to people
>they ignore you and avoid you, only message you one word replies every couple of days
Inb4 I must have been an annoying autist, this happened with someone I was really close with and have known for around 7 years
>>316853703
>tfw I try to "go out" in genuine attempts to improve my life
>awkwardly walking around the city
>tried this many times when I was 17, 18, 19
>always felt bad because so many couples and groups of friends everywhere
>try to go biking
>feel even more lonely, having to rest and being all alone
>23 now, dont even go out anymore because I have more people to talk to here on 4chan
>>316853849
Sounds comfy.
>>316853996
>At 20 your supposed to be moving out of your parents house and connecting with other people, not still cooped up in your house like a teen
it sounds so fucking easy but why is it so hard
i wish i could be a productive normie
Friendships are like plants, in order to keep them around you have to water them and give them attention or they'll wither away.
You have to make an effort to keep them otherwise they'll drift away.
I know you had friends once /v/.
When did you stop? What happened?
>tfw spent my 9th birthday waiting for my dad to show up after he promised he wouldhe never didI'm 20 now and I haven't seen him since
>>316853225
>>316854015
just do it
you'll feel tranquility when the noose goes round your neck
>>316853018
Turning 29th on next monday
One year away from being a wizard
Haven't seen my family in 7 months
More than 12 years without having a real friend
it's shaping up to be a pretty shitty day
>Tfw you realize that your birthday is just a simple boring day
How old you was
I was 15
There is literally nothing wrong with spending your birthdays alone. People don't love one another. I bet you think your friends care about you. It's all fake. At least you are not surrounding by lies and fake smiles.
>>316853995
yes. yes. All of the ones released in the west do at least.
>>316851682
FUCK I'd have gone to his birthday
He seems like a really cool guy.
>27th birthday December 22nd
>Tell everyone I don't need parties, I don't need presents, that I'm just thankful for their company and I understand if they can't make it
>It's all a defense mechanism from years of nobody giving a shit
>I feel that everyone comments on FB out of obligation, not actual well-wishing
>I'd love to have friends over, play tabletop games (maybe the one I'm working on), and shoot the shit
>But it won't happen, it never does
>Approaching 30 slowly, I can almost see the sand in my hourglass depleting
>I wonder if I'll be able to handle getting even older>Probably not
videogames
>>316853850
Is your aunt poor or she is just cheap?
Either way I can buy a good frozen pizza plus a tub of ice cream for the price of a big mac meal, beats the hell out of eating in McDonald for dinner for sure.
>>316854039
>"nobody cares about me..."
>"... except these people that I don't care about"
Video games.
I'm on my way up.
ha i havent celebrated a birthday since i was in my teens
my last one no one showed up
not even my family
didnt hurt at all
>24th birthday next month
>gonna spend it alone because I'm working out of state and don't know anybody
If you dont have any friends and are too socially inept to make any then you might as well learn to do shit alone. Pick up a hobby, travel, or eat at a restaurant. Nobody's going to judge you for going to see a movie alone because they are too busy thinking about themselves just like you are.
wash yourself though.
>>316854149
how hideous are you? genuine question
>>316853018
>haven't posted on fb in over a year
>no one misses me
I mean it's fine because I still hang out with my friends in real life, but I want a fake internet social life too
>>316853850
>aunt being nice to you
It wasn't pity anon, and I hope you gave her what she really wanted
I dont think these birthdays are as bad as the pictures make them out to be, my entire life I always went to my grandmas house for my birthday, no friends (even when I had some) just some aunts and family members. We would eat pizza, cake open cards etc but it never felt lonely or awkward. still doing it at 22
>>316852380
he's a normie because he loved someone and had a sex life? kill yourself faggot
Who needs friends for a birthday party when you can make your own!
>>316853996
I'm 25 and I'm not leaving my parent's house anytime soon.
>>316853849
It's the people who don't even have that who I feel sorry for.
>>316854202
So you enter the Diva room or what? I guess you have to do that profile thing in the game.
i'm 30 next month, /v/
what should i do?
>last august had fun time in my birthday with people I knew for years
>mfw all of these people treated me like shit for the past month even though I haven't done anything wrong to them
>in fact they treated me like shit all the time it's just that they were wearing masks treating me nicely just not to upset my bigger brother who loved him more than me
Fuck everything. "Friends" come and go and even if I find myself in a situation like all the pics in this thread during my next birthday I would be smiling because my family are the only people that care about me.
I always had big parties for my birthday, to the point that I even dressed a dress in my 15 birthday and danced with a friend of mine dressed as a dude. It was fun.
But somehow my last birthday this year when I turned 22 somethin didn't feel fine. I'm not sure why, but I think I'm slowly going to fall to this miserable experience of having a cake to share with no one but myself and now I kinda not want to invite anyone to my next year bf party because... Well, I don't really know. Depression maybe
>>316851783
I remember seeing this picture very early on when I got on 4chan around 2007 or so I was barely 18.
I'm 26 now and older than the guy in the photo at the time it was taken and nothing has changed for me.
Don't be me, go outside and save yourself.
Live life, meet people, fall in love.
Don't fall prey to this horrible existence, there is still time for you.
>>316854192
happy 15th birthday, jose
>>316854092
You know, I had two really good friends. Both from pretty much when we were kids, and I was pretty much always the one that would keep us together and do shit. Eventually though one just started to trail off despite my best efforts and the other one followed not too long after. Best I can do is see them maybe once every few months.
tl;dr: doesn't always go that way
>>316853075
I was balls deep in the epidemic shit, and getting, and getting that urgent message made me think "oh shit, it's going down!", only for it to turn out to be nothing.
It did create an interesting narrative for my playthrough of how my men still try to find enjoyment in life while their comrades die one by one with no end in site.
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
Why
I'd totally go to their birthday parties
>>316854092
I moved to another country where people speak another language and all friendships in school were already formed. I'm also ugly because of a cancer I had no control over. My ugliness, accent and lack of self-steem has made getting new friends literally impossible, thanks for asking.
>>316854360
Spend time with your family. Cherish the moments you have with them. You never know when they will be gone.
>>316853995
Yeah. It was my birthday yesterday and Miku offered me a cake in Mirai. I could blow the candles with the mic too.
>>316854317
God thigh gaps looks so fucking stupid.
>It's common on /v/ to have a not video games related thread on /v/ by starting one of the following threads.
>1. Post a not video games related image on /v/ and post the text "what is a video game that let's me [insert not video games here] ?"
>2. Ask "what is the [insert not video games thing here] of video games?"
>3. Make a vaguely video games related topic yet post a not video games OP image with the intent on making the OP image the topic, rather than the text. This is typically followed by the OP samefagging asking about the OP image to direct the topic into talking about the image rather than the text.
>>316853018
Turn your birthday off in Facebook, you'll feel much better.
>>316854390
>Don't be me, go outside and save yourself.
>>316853530
Spending Christmas alone is worse than spending your birthday alone. You can feel that everyone else but you is celebrating something and having fun.
>>316854360
I hoped you dumped points in INT
>>316854085
It's not easy for anons like us
Remember, you don't have to be a normie to be content
>Turning 20 in two weeks
I'm scared
>birthday dinner with 4 friends masterace
This is the only acceptable way to do it.
>Haven't celebrated since I was 17
>Get flooded with happybirthday messages
>Ignore them
>Ended up drinking and smoking a blunt to my self every year since
>>316853638
Sounds like my life. Hang in there anon, we're all gonna make it.
>>316852645
Have I got an image for you, anon.
>>316854092
I lost contact with most of my high school as they went on with their lives, never made friends in college, my social phobia was too acute already.
Now I have basically one irl friend, and a group of online friends that I talk to for almost 10 years.
>>316851645
>tfw turned 20 a few months ago
>tfw look like him
>tfw similar situation
You guys are depressing, /v/
>>316854359
thats right
>>316851969
You must be joking.
Cake and little cupcakes were all hand made.
Mother fucking balloons and shit.
Son of a bitch has like 8 damn bags of cheetos.
That was better than my birthday
I got $40 total from my two friends that bothered
>I spent $50 on each of them
>1 of those didn't even bother to put it in a card or anything. just gave me a 20
>Didn't go out or ask
I spent the day rewatching red dwarf eating pringles and drinking glenfiddich
Parents don't want to know, didn't even say happy birthday.
Seriously, because of this birthday i'm not buying anyone presents this christmas and have booked a single table at a Michelin star restaurant. down payment was 200
>>316851645
This shit is exactly the reason why I stopped celebrating birthdays.
>>316853116
I know right? It's infuriating. Also she has that shitty kim kardashian look.
absolutely disgusting.
>>316854092
Well let me see
One day I just realized one of them was basically a total fucking dickhole, he was rude as shit to his mother and would shout at her when we hung out and would scream shit like "YOU FUCKING JEW" whenever we played video games (He was jewish and I was catholic which was the weird part)
Another one turned into a grade a dudebro that likes to give people unsolicitied life advice that he thinks sounds wise but honestly just becomes really annoying really quickly, especially when you can tell he has no idea what he's talking about. And he developed a habit of trying to get girls drunk so they would share intimate secrets with him, I don't know what the fuck was up with that.
One became an alcoholic and burned all of his bridges and refused to talk to anyone, no idea where he is currently.
More than a few just didn't see our friendship as worth maintaining after high school, we were friends basically because we shared a class together and it was convenient.
I'm only friends with one person at this point, we talk on skype pretty much every day and play games together sometimes, it's nice.
>turning 19 in a few weeks
I'm on /v/ so is it too late for me at this point?
>spent last 2 birthdays, thanksgivings, and a new year's eve alone
I wish I was dead most days, I'm just a coward
>>316852369
>it's happening to me in two months
>>316853395
>Used to get flooded with happy bithday on social medias, texts, calls and some people would show up at my house
>This year i got 4 happy birthdays on facebook and thats was it, not even my father said something.
>>316852956
Salty coins and bags of sand
>>316853774
I had one, it was even worse than not showing anyone.
>>316854268
>no aspiration
>"i'm on my way up"
kek
>>316853658
Because the equipment quality of '00s consumer digital cameras and film equipment used in russian fetish pornography is about the same.
>tfw i'm turning 20 in exactly 3 months
>tfw my life is a complete mess already
>tfw I want to get back with my ex (we broke up 3 years ago) and dream about her almost on a daily basis
Fucking hell.
>>316853774
When I turned 20yo, nobody appeared in my birthday party in a pizza restaurant, even while I said that nobody had to pay to eat.
I was so sad when I was getting back home, I almost cried in the taxi with my gf right next to me, but then the moment I opened the door it was all actually a ruse and they had a surprise party for me.
This was the greatest feeling of joy I have ever hasd in my life, knowing that they actually care for me enough to trick me and prepare something big without me knowing. Oh the good ol' days...
>>316852303
I wish I was dead.
>>316854735
>>316854601
Yeah this
>14th birthday I think
>nobody shows up
>cry but get over it
>parents make a big deal out of every birthday but I insist in not celebrating
>goes on until I move out
>it's been 3 years
>been drinking my dick off every 17th september for 3 years
>>316852956
It's intoxicating
Yall wouldn't be sad sacks of poop if you were busy being in love
>>316851645
I just came here and I'm already sad. Fuck
Also, in dissidia you could change the date to your birthday to get items.
I looked like that at my 20th birthday party. There was even people there. That's just the look you get when you are embarrassed that your mother still wants to do birthday parties for you and you don't have the heart to tell her to stop.
>>316854526
I think if I had to spend Christmas alone, I'd kill myself. I don't mean if I was out of country or locked in a shed or something, obviously. If I had nobody I don't think I'd make it to boxing day, the thought alone depresses me.
>>316853619
>>316853831
>>316853924
th-thanks!
>the next 5 years of your life are going to feel like a single year of your teenage life at school
You're right, this year is already feeling like that , now that I think of it.
>>316853469
I saw that e-mail once and it seriously felt like a prank. Why would you call paper a cake? Is this training for when 1984 finally starts with newspeak and doublethink?
>that feel when you realise your entire life is stagnating and everyone around you is finding not only jobs but careers and you have about a million different choices to make and the world wants yout to make them NOW but you just want to curl into a little ball and hide from it all, so you do and the world punishes you for it, and the worst part is there is always a tiny glimmer of hope that keeps you from descending into rampant alcoholism or suicide, and you just wish it would go away so you had some excuse for why your life is going nowhere, but you really dont so you chalk up everything thats going wrong to some problem you have that millions of other people have but are dealing with just fine so its not really an excuse, is it? And you dont have any friends since you left school, but they are still friends with each other, and worse than the hurt, worse than only finding about parties when their smiling faces are uploaded to facebook, is WHY they arent interested in you anymore. It would be better if they didnt like you, but their was just an ambiguous drifting apart and if you just had some reason you could fix it, like it was some part of you but isnt and no one will tell you, so there is nothing to fix, and its just you alone all day and you try to play videogames to take your mind off of it, but every game is the same quality as years ago but shit now because you are drepressed and angry and you cant get lost in anything for too long anymore and you come here to belong to a collective but you dont really belong. You dont belong to anything, and you try to blame it on aspergers and insomnia and bad people skills, but really you are just sad. You are one, sad little kid that everyone wants to be an adult and you cant take it, and being sad makes you sad and you cant stop being sad
>>316854620
jesus christ
>>316854620
what the fuck
Just be glad you arent a Japanese business man /v/
Feel thread?
https://vimeo.com/117371025
>>316852558
This picture was originally from a Facebook post, and it's actually worse than what you wrote. multiple people ate laughing and making fun of him and no one defends him
>tfw this year I have a job which means I have a legit excuse to not hang out with my family on my birthday
A whole bunch of DS games had birthday messages, pic related.
Also I think there was a DS Castlevania game that had a cake item only available on your birthday.
>>316853018
just delete your fb and reactivate later friendo.
>>316854620
>happy 21st birthday
I bet they all expected him to drink.
>Berkeley Jazz Festival
>I live close enough I could have gone
I'm sorry I didn't know!
>Him and his mom had to eat that huge cake all alone
>>316853774
I wouldn't invite anybody. So no one I guess.
>>316854849
>gf
Fucking kill yourself, normie.
>>316854849
>being good enough friends with people to get a surprise party thrown for you
>still being so insecure about that you cry when nobody shows up
for real?
if that happened to me I'd be smelling something fishy for sure
>>316854684
>1 of those didn't even bother to put it in a card or anything
to be fair I never get cards for my friend, though ive explained it many times to him and he agrees that they are stupid, though I did make 1 for him once on his 21st
>>316854390
I tried that shit.
Most people I've met are two-faced backstabbing bastards who would use you and will throw you into the trash once they see no use of you no matter how much you were nice and helped them. Not to mention that where I come from, nepotism is the only way to get a job.
So yeah, back to being a NEET. Fuck everything and everyone seriously.
Someone post the Christmas one
>>316855129
fuck you faggot
>>316855049
https://youtu.be/wK7GSARUs_Q?t=4m15s
>>316854843
>tfw I want to get back with my ex (we broke up 3 years ago) and dream about her almost on a daily basis
This. Fuck this. Fuck waking up and feeling like you have a flu just because for some reason your brain keeps playing the same old track as if scanning for the part where "it all went wrong" with her, when in fact it's just life. Fuck telling yourself to move on but brain's all like "fuck you, be depressed".
>>316851682
Hello darkness my old friend..
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>316855129
No need to be so bitter. Remember it's your fault you don't have a girlfriend.
>>316855129
Fuck off /r9k/
>>316855003
Don't forget they offered a 25 cent credit for your birthday too
I forget who it was but this had to be more than 5-6 years ago. Some old dude had a birthday If I remember correctly it was posted up and I guess he was inviting or he was some war vet that seem to want company but didn't or something. On his birthday he was flooded with a shit ton of gifts cards and all that stuff. Sometimes /b/ can be good.
>>316855231
T-thanks Microsoft
For my birthday, I went to a picnic, where everyone celebrated a girl's birthday because my girlfriend knew her, only one person told me happy birthday.
you are all the reason why /v/ is such a shit hole now
please off yourself, each and every one of you
Wait till you're 30.
Every birthday will be an empty vacuum, since no one really celebrates your birth, and only expects you to celebrate theirs. At most, your mother and family might care, but you'll be lucky if they're alive.
But you'll likely be alone, in an apartment way too large for one person, celebrating nothing, because you had work the whole day, and no one at the office cares, and your work place doesnt celebrate birthdays, so no one will even ask.
You'll go home, and maybe eat some good food, and sleep. Just another day.
That's a birthday for me. I'm 32 years old.
There's nothing more than the yawning abyss of work,making money and playing videogames.Mindless consumerism.Sleep.Work. Eat.
Again. And again.Forever.
>>316855129
It was three years ago by the way so it doesn't really matter anymore. I've been here since 2008, so you can't simply come and call me a normie, come on.
>>316855158
Well, that's a problem that I have... I was devastated, so I couldn't think well enough to consider this possibility
>>316854684
>table at a Michelin star restaurant
nice choice anon
>>316854092
I never had friends, just "acquaintances".
In school, I was just a funny guy, but I never hung out with people outside of school. Even if I wanted to take the initiative and ask someone if they want to hang out, they'd always say they had plans or just didn't want to.
There were times I did get to hang out with people, but I never really saw them as friends but just people I decided to tag along with and I could tell they felt the same.
After a while I just stopped existing to people, I stopped talking to people and stopped caring about such things.
I was never bullied, now that I think it. I guess it helped that older brother was the popular one and an athlete, or as my mom would say I have a cruel scowl that would make people afraid to mess with me because they think I'd shoot up the place.
I can't even remember ever celebrating my own birthdays. I don't think I've ever had a party other than just being forced out of my room to go to a dinner.
I honestly can't say I care about those things like people in this thread do, because that would be an obvious lie.
>>316855183
That's because they genuinely don't like you.
a birthdays just another day for me, this year I actually missed it by a week, so long as you do something nice for yourself and don't seek others attention you'll never have a good or bad birthday
>>316853996
Ah, americans.
How's debt treating ya?
>this thread
Oh woe is me so sad and lonely :(
You sound like fucking teenagers
Grow up or go cry on Wizardchan
fucking babies
>>316854351
At least he killed a lot of people.
Make it stop. I'm already out of tears.
>>316855342
in my town you have to go out and sweep the stairs of the city cathedral while wearing a humiliating costume until you get kissed free by a virgin girl if you're not married by the time you're 30
I don't know what's worse, having to do this or not having anyone who is going to make me do this and then having other people ask me about it afterwards
>>316854092
I dropped out of college and am stuck in a small town. Everybody I knew went on to bigger and better things and moved out of this community and now I'm all alone.
Can't really feel depressed about it since I feel guilty for getting myself into this.
