OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S TIME FOR UPF
VIDEOGAMES
Brad a shit
someone write in the url
I live for this
I'm watching the gamespot stream right now since mary is over there
>Jeff is a judge for the game awards
Mario Maker confirmed for winning GOTY
>>316521025
LINK WHERE
What the fuck is this song called????
I really like this, catchy as fuck
>>316521330
At least it means Fallout doesn't have a chance.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf111315_1_1400@46333
>>316521385
lol you're silly
Vinny on the next UPF?
STARTING?
>MFW Dan might ruin this UPF yet again
>Jeff sick
>Rorie
brb, killing self
>>316521534
Dan & Jeff are the best thing about GB, shithead.
>No Jeff
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Get ready for Brad playing a boring as fuck game for 2 hours and no one having the balls to tell him to let the next person play
>>316521449
>Jeff
>liking Fallout over MGS or Mario Maker
The pointless award show is going to be fixed anyways, no matter what his input is.
>>316521436
thank
Brad hosting... Oh boy
>Dan
>No Jeff
UPF LITERALLY CONFIRMED SHIT
link
>No Jeff
>It's a Brad hosting episode
Fuck it, not today
>>316521624
that's what I was getting at
>>316521534
JEFF! THROW THE MONKEY
>>316521534
>tfw all three brought mobile games.
dan looks like a cutie without a beard :3
>>316521534
There's Rorie there, so it'll be a constantly annoying shitshow.
>>316521661check thread
what happened in paris?
another allah attack?
i dont watch the news lmao
Rorie: I'm gonna try not to laugh about it
How hard can it be not to laugh about it?
What's with these people getting sick all the time? I get sick maybe once every two years.
>>316521731
it's actually happening
people are still being executed right now
>>316521731
Lots of attacks all over Paris right now. Armed gunmen from some 3rd world country. Hostages taken at a EODM concert.
>Brad hosting
What game is Brad going to spend too much time on today?
why did they stop drinking? Worst mistake for a friday show
>>316521785
>>316521846
I'm reading up on it right now, looks like France is under Sharia law now lmao
rip frogposters
>>316521731
religion of peace m8
>>316521731
Josh Homme is safe.
>>316521846
>>316521785
>tfw just hearing about this now
Mission accomplished, Merkel.
>it's a Rorie won't shut up and keep interrupting Drew UPF
Drew talk slow enough as it is just let him fucking finish.
>>316521731
It's a gigantic attack. Three different places being shot up. An hostage crisis. Bombs going off.
We don't know for sure who is responsible yet, but considering the organization it's most likely ISIS striking back. France has been bombing the fuck out of them.
Of course, /pol/ are delighting themselves because this means the french will start killing or deporting all their muslims or whatever. I fucking hate that cancerous place.
I think Drew is a secret weeabo
>>316522008
should've sent him out to battle the terrorists.
>>316521731
IS KOJIMA ALRIGHT?
>>316522083
He's way too "All-American Boy" to be a weeb.
>>316522058
>Of course, /pol/ are delighting themselves because this means the french will start killing or deporting all their muslims or whatever. I fucking hate that cancerous place.
Fuck off, sandnigger lover.
I'm a Swede and immigrants have torn apart my country. I've never had a pleasant interaction with a muslim.
>>316522050
>>316522058
How the fuck does Germany let in 800 million terrorists into their country and don't explode, but France manages to jihad itself without any help?
stop talking and play the game, Drew
>>316522179
That's what he wants people to believe. He has mastered the art of hiding his power level.
>>316522204
>France bombs the fuck out of ISIS
>ISIS strikes back
>/pol/ starts screaming "YES! YES! KILL ALL MUSLIMS"
I'm glad they always kick the show off with a bang by letting Drew play a boring game that no one wants to watch for way too long.
>>316522338
I'm sure Brad will have a real kicker
>>316522338
he barely even plays
>>316522179
>Drew
>"All-American Boy"
Drew is a literal communist comrade
rorie is a super autist
>modern Giant Bomb content without Jeff
Bit disappointed it wasn't Jeff who had to delve into all things weird from Japan.
what a terrible day and a terrible show
>>316522480
still the second most entertaining person on this UPF
>>316522465
Sorry, I forgot he was a sleeper agent.
>>316522487
at least austin and alex aren't here
it could be worse
>>316522465
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfoWZGknO78
>Extra Life stream was actually pretty good thanks to Mario Maker
>then she shows up
AHEHEHEHEHE
AHAHEHEHEAHEHEAHEHEHEAHEHAHAHEHAHEHE
>>316522636
Who the fuck is that?
>>316522687
I was completely alright with her until she tried to play tetris
>>316522687
she likes Mushihimesama, she's alright.
>>316522687
at least she isn't fat
>>316522687
would
>>316522687
Listen you wait til a tranny shows up then tell me about annoying
>>316522687
>she
>>316522861
izzat a man senpai
>>316522687
how the fuck does a game developer not know what Tetris is? how the fuck does anyone not know what Tetris is?
>>316522861
Grimes was on GB?
>saMANtha on danswers again
>still no mary
baka
>>316522995
Grimes is a 10/10, that's not a 10/10.
giant bomb's audience
>>316522728
I think it's Ocelot
>>316522895
She got legit TnA, hips, etc. Sorry to disappoint.
>>316523015
>no Drew yet
It's ok Drew, it's a personal podcast but you don't have to come out just yet.
>>316523015
>still no Lexi Love
She's already said she wants to be on it
>>316523104
No I'm glad because trannies are horrible to listen to when GB is forced to host them
>>316522754
She kept laughing at her own jokes and talking about herself and being generally ignorant about video games and was super annoying
Tetris was just the turd on top of the shitcake
My life has drastically improved since discovering bombcast.
Jeff Gerstman is literally my hero. I wish I was friends with him.
>>316522687
Literally who.
>>316523216
I ran into him and Dan at PAX South at a Whataburger.
They're both cool fuckin guys.
>>316521025
>people defending the paris attacks in chat by saying it was caused by racism against them
>>316523104
>she
>legit hips
>>316521025
OFFICIAL TIER LIST OF SANFRAN OFFICE
JEFF - angel sent from heaven to save videogames
DAN - getting less annoying every day, actually brings good content to the site
BRAD - bro-tier, kind of a loser sometimes, but bearable
RORY - inoffensive as fuck, but who knows what goes on in that dude's head
DREW - quiet, insightful, and no longer with us
JASON - fuck you
>>316523478
>DREW - quiet, insightful, and no longer with us
>JASON - fuck you
wat
>>316522480
>started listening to bombcast
>started with the first episode while concurrently listening to new ones as they come out
>approaching Ryan's death
>starting to feel sad knowing he won't be on it anymore after that
It's also pretty funny to hear some of the things they say like Ryan saying something about dieing 2 years before his death. They also have eerily predicted some things in video games.
I really wish I had kept track so I could write in and let them know.
>>316523216
i agree, i love that man
>>316523097
Jason's wife is friendly.
>>316523360
yep
>>316523360
Bullshit.
>>316522487
The day he leaves or dies is the day I stop playing video games. Jeff is the shining beacon in an otherwise dim and dark future of video games.
I seriously hope he takes care of himself and never even contemplates leaving. He IS Giant Bomb in my eyes.
Oh god... What is Brad bringing us?
>>316523420
>that foopa
>>316522058
>France has been bombing the fuck out of them.
No, that's Russia.
>>316523360
>it's okay to kill people for perceived slights against me
That's SJWs for you.
>>316523420
>LOOK HIPS
>p-please ignore the obvious bulge
>>316522687
daily reminder she works for the company that brought us Gone Home
>>316523852
She's responsible for that MASTERPIECE?
Hot damn.
>Dan being a pleb about Tomb Raider as usual
>>316523478
Jason is boring but his presence allows Drew to be on camera way more often
>>316522687
>>316523852
>didn't even know how to play Tetris
Explains a lot.
>>316522838
Samantha Kalman is cool though
Has Dan lost weight?
>You can quote me, "Drew Scalon loves the knub"
surprise surprise
>>316524074
He just looks skinnier without a beard.
>>316522058
>someone walks into your house, steals your shit, murders your family, and unifies all these acts under one religious banner.
You're acting like it's fucking irrational to get rid of the problem.
You wouldn't let that guy stay in your fucking house.
>>316524145
Lubs the nubs
Only played Tomb Raider (reboot) and 75% of Chronicles (game always froze at the underwater level back in the day for me). Any of the other worth playing?
>>316524047
Nah she sucks. Any episode with her on it is automatically shit.
>>316524207
Last Revelation was the high-point of the PS1 Tomb Raiders.
That's the Lara i remember.
>>316521436
how do you open this
>technically problems a month later
Almost better off just waiting for the archive and skipping over the boring stuff.
>>316522838
Yam but Samantha actually seems to know video games so he is alright in my book.
Dan going fucking apeshit. lol
>>316524335
Copy the link, open media player classic, then open file then paste the link and click ok.
So the Vinny stuff and Drew's stream from Extra Life were not archived and they only did YT?
Quality production.
I'm sure it won't take them long at all to get the new studio set up too.
Is the sound going off?
>>316524207
Use Xpadder or something and map a controller to the PS1 controls. Do the tutorial and learn the nuances to the controls, like how one back jump is just enough room to do a run-jump. They're good fun, but you have to be open to putting up with some bullshit controls.
high quality stream guys
top premium content
>>316523578
>pointing out how a religion that refuses to adapt to modern times, that is so backwards in not having a single reformation that out makes Primitive Baptist Christianity look like Unitarianism, is being a hate spewing Nazi
And they wonder why all ultra nationalist parties (everything except nationalist communism, which is apparently dead, RIP USSR) are gaining huge grounds in Europe.
>"wait, they say if we become xenophobic nationalists, we can get rid of unskilled, tax eating, primitive, thug, radicalized terrorists in the making! So, who do we vote for? Fascists or Nazis?"
>>316524535
Yeah I'm having it too.
I've been up close to some and wolves are kinda small. I could probably slap the shit out of a wolf way before a doberman or rottweiler.
>>316524553
I pay money for this.
Wow, first Extra Life and now this. These guys are fucking up hard lately. UPF living up to its name rightthere.
>>316524532
They are still getting settled in with Dan as a new member, unfortunate that now they have to move offices again, so expect some downtime. Stop asking what they do all day! They are working hard.
>>316524207
I played a bit of Anniversary, it's cool and has probably Lara's fuckdolliest fuckdoll look.
I preferred the stream just straight up stopping over this.
>wonder who the fucking dweeb in the middle is
>its fucking DAN
what the shit
>>316524553
T-THEY'RE STILL GETTING SETTLED INTO THEIR NEW OFFICE
>>316524626
kek
based drew getting shit done
remember when there was someone around who could fix when the audio shit the bed
Tomb Raider games have really underrated music.
>>316524813
gbeast was a mistake
its all trash
>>316524626
Yeah, coming into work at 10am, playing a game for 2 hours, taking an hour lunch, opening packages for a few hours, then doing a quick look or maybe a live show for 90 minutes at the end of the day sure is hard work.
>open stream
>no jeff
>audio cutting out
Wow.
>>316524597
audio's fine in the archive :)
>>316524597
I think it was on the end of their server provider. They constantly need to restart the feed.
>>316524241
>she
>her
Stop this meme
>>316524883
they just need better games, their livestreams are good, but most the QLs are just random Steam trash.
>>316525081
They need better people than Austin and Alex
>>316525068
That was my mistake. It's a tranny.
>>316524813
Remember when the Whiskey Media Happy Hour was a thing and the streams were actually interestingexcept for Comic Vine
>>316524412
dont care desu senpai
>>316524813
Drew is still there, I guess he just doesn't expect the other guys to CONTINUALLY screw it up.
>>316525081
fuck forbid, every time I see a quick look in a game im interested and its god damed alex and austin i back out immediately
they need better people
>>316525081
they need more content. How many hours do the produce a week? 5?
Seems low for 3 full time people
dan has jeff-level game knowledge only in the field of nude codes
>>316525339
It used to be 8hrs of premium content a week back in the Whiskey Media days, with TNT & Happy Hour being a good half of that.
>>316525256
i fucking hated that comic vine shilling horseshit, will smith and tested shit during those shows were somtimes hilarious
>>316525586
>Will ditching Tested for making a VR website
I feel bad for Norm. Those two were a duo and need each other.
Though unspectacular, this UPF is actually kinda nice to listen to.
why are they playing this problematic garbage?
>>316525736
Can't wait for Will's project to flop. Norm doesn't deserve that betrayal ;__;
This game has aged
fucking
poorly.
>>316526186
Will might be getting in earlier enough that even if he's not successful he'll still make decent money from getting rich idiots to throw money at this "exciting new technology"
>>316526207
It would look better on a TV at it's native resolution.
>>316526334
I'm not only talking about the visuals.
>>316526207
Reminder that there are multiple people on /v/ that claim that games don't age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXj9muy2gM4
>>316526412
This game controlled like shit even at the time.
>>316526446
Some games don't. Most SNES/Genesis games are timeless. And it's not really just the 2D. Most NES games are fucking trash by today's standards. There was just something profound to the game design during that time.
>All these plebs on the chat and room talking about how the recent Tomb Raider and Uncharted games are great while the old Tomb Raider games suck.
>>316526334
>at it's native resolution.
Oh shit, people are excited to play this. What is it? Mount Your Friends?
would you link mary's sweaty butthole?
>that boring ass Drew Yokai Watch QL
Goddam Drew, at least try
>Rorie: "I was almost out"
You drinking again, dogfucker?
>>316526936
duh
>>316526936
I don't have any pics of her sweaty butthole.
Rorie confirmed for /mu/
>>316526969
Stop misquoting me, faggot.
>his stick has a square gate when he would prefer an octagonal
kek brad
>>316526810
the old Tomb Raider games were always known for shit controls
>>316527169
Too bad Vinny isn't there.
>Like that one time you joked about my song seeing my dick, huh?
STOP MANSPREADING YOU FILTHY MISOGYNIST
What you don't know it time to rock
>It's Rocket League
Damnit
>>316527190
I never recalled the controls being shit outside of strafe-jumping in combat. The platforming was just very deliberate, requiring some lining up, and step counting for running jumps near a ledge.
Granted, holding down ctrl the entire time you inched along while hanging was a pain in the ass.
Why is Dan always looking so confused?
>>316524915
I'm pretty sure Jeff has meetings with CBS execs pretty much everyday, Brad does a lot of work on the side as well
the only one I think your statement applies to is Dan
Why is everyone a hipster and hate mobas
Brad is the only one that gives no fucks
>>316527375
He's too self conscious and anxious, constantly looking at the feedback of what they are streaming seeing how he looks.
>>316527269
That looks like the worst UPF ever holy shit I'm glad I'm not watching.
When will Rorie drink himself to death? When will Brad put the weight back on and die?When will Ryan come back from his vacation?
>>316523420
>>316523810
She's an Uggo, not a tranny.
>>316527484
Why are you looking to them (and /v/) approval?
Jason is cute! Cute!
>>316527790
Until he opens his mouth and his disgusting voice can be heard
Jason looks like an alcoholic to me desu. Looks unhealthy.
>>316527721
I thought austins diss for moba skills in overwatch and the other ones was too petty
>>316528048
t b h filters to desu? wtf
>>316528048
He's had a rough life.
>>316528048
What. He looks young as fuck.
>>316528149
baka, that explains it.
>>316528149
What rock have you been under? Try typing f a m
>>316528149
this desu senpai kek
>>316527885
dont bully jason
>>316528048
He's like the same age as Jeff, or about a year younger. He looks really good.
>>316528315
>posting a blank image
why did everyone start spamming ?
>>316527269
wow this upf looks awful
>>316528449
There was a red ? on white background as the stream image for like half a second.
I'm so happy I'm stealing this content.
This is not worth 30 bucks.
>Chat is wondering if we're ever gonna have a match against Gamespot! That would be cool and fun content, wouldn't it?
>Ehhhhhhhhhhh I don't know, ehhhhhhh.......
>>316528746
Who are you quoting?
>>316528812
Dan and Brad like 3 minutes ago
>>316528976
They never mentioned a match against gamespot, they mentioned an us vs them rubbermatch, so against giantbomb east.
>>316529051
Oh, I misheard, they were talking about Gamespot a minute earlier
Either way Brad is a shit
>>316528204
>He's had a rough life.
Care to elaborate?
>>316528048
I remember from teh extralife last year someone donated for a cause since he had the same thing, I think there's some pancreatic deficiency that he's always had.
>>316529178
Didn't he have his first kid at like 15?
>>316529178
Pretty sure he has a kid in his 20's by now. Knocked up a 13 year old I think.
>>316528746
Overwatch?
Where's Jef?
>>316529407
>>316529485
That's not having a rough life, that's making shitty decisions because you're horny. There's a difference.
>>316529485
Oh, now I remember. He once said something about growing up on a farm or something. Or a place with no real sanitary facilities, fittings etc. Had to piss in a bucket I believe.
>>316522128
>>316529706
fu*king you're waifu
>>316527269
>that denim
>>316527375
You mean Rorie, maybe?
Dan looks just kinda oblivious.
Dan is gonna get knocked out.
>>316527494
he's gotta make sure he's properly "working" the viewers
>>316528149
Well, I filter "t b h" and "f a m" for weeks now, since I can't stand that meme-spouting shit.
Drew laughing from off is always the greatest.
BIG FOOT IS CHEWBACCA FROM THE FUTURE? HOLY SHIT
is it over?
>>316532053
Thankfully
