Devalue a game/character with this line. I'll start.
>we want the Eva audience
>this thread
We want the Reddit audience.
>>315827201
/thread
>>315827057
>haram finger
>>315827057
>we want the "guy who got butthurt for being called an EVA fag in the last thread" audience
This thread.
>we want the mind break corruption audience
>>315827057
God damn it blizzard stop making me want to buy this shit.
Instead of that stupid shit.
Let's have a waifu thread.
>>315827384
>We want the African American male audience
>>315827337
How does one cut a thread?
>>315827057
>we want the eva audience
SOURCE
FILM
MAKER
PORN
>we want the /m/ audience
I WANT MEI TO SIT ON MY FACE
I WANT WIDOWMAKER TO STEP ON MY DICK
I WANT D.VA TO BULLY ME
i'm not sure what audience they were going for here, but sign me the fuck up
>>315827057
Anyone have the screencap of her character background?
It's hilarious.
>we want the /R9K/ audience
>>315827553
>tumblr nose
Trashed.
>>315827737
Seconded
>>315827057
>>315827553
>implying this devalues the characters
overwatch is still poop though
>>315827737
You mean her backstory?
>>315827720
The terrible art fetish audience.
>>315827057
>we want the anon's dick audience
I'm ok with that.
>we want the fujoshi audience
>>315827840
it looks like it'll be casual fun for 10-20 hours, not paying $40 for it though
>>315827764
there is literally nothing wrong with a "tumblr nose" from a artistic standpoint
>we want the meme audience
I hope Miyazaki just fires the B team altogether
>we want the latvian audience
>>315827720
>Update
I don't know why those two characters are side by side, the one without the coat is her support, right?
>shilling waifus this hard in a first-person game
I don't understand
what's the point of playing a qt if I can't even stare at her ass while playing
>>315828197
More like
>we want the moeshit audience
That's the only explanation for that ugly potatoface and her retarded outfits
>>315828176
What the fuck are you on about nigger you and I damn well know both that gesture and the sun covenant ARE FROM DS1
we want theanri okitaaudience
>Metal Gear
We want the crippled conspiracy theorist audience
>>315827553
What the FUCK happened to Samus' nose?! She get into a bar fight and someone smashed it in
>>315828393
No shit
But why was it included in DS2 where it had no place? To appease the "le praise the sun lol XDDD" memesters. The B-team generally just copies DS1 without having any idea as to what made the game tick.
>>315827057
We want the 2000's kids Audience
>>315827057
>eva invented skintight bodysuits
>we want the "It's straight if it looks like a girl" audience
>>315827057
>love /m/
>love it when games have /m/
>D'Va is announced
>looks insanely fun to play
>voice clips and overall aesthetics will make me snap in 2 days
It's not fair.
>>315828887
You're not alone.
>>315828197
>We want the meme and Born-Again Christian audience
Huh. Her tits are bigger than I originally thought.
>>315828173
Yes there is, completely. It's a sin against the ideal and violence against aesthetics--a denial of beauty, a craven act of vandalism against what you know in your heart to be beauty. A deliberate stain, a deliberate defilement, a deliberate impurity.
The Tumblr nose must be denounced. It is the idolization of blemishes and the first step on the path to an eventual rejection of all that is healthy.
>we want the shit taste audience
>>315828173
Except it's literally the laziest way to distinguish a nose ever.
>we want the best girl audience
>>315827614
>"its not based on anime"
>has pile bunker and needs a psychic child to pilot
Yea sure kojima keep telling yourself that likeyou keep saying you made a taboo
>we want the Eva audience
>>315827057
How is this girl related in anyway to evangelion?
>we want the monmusu audience
>>315829718
it's shinji's plugsuit with a qt3.14 in it
We want the Mass Effect audience
>>315829718
>asuka body
>interface headset thing
>plugsuit
>mecha
>"enlisted to help save city from giant monsters who are attacking" storyline
>>315829172
Nice body, but she would be better with pic related tbqh
>>315827737
Here's a summary:
>Evangelion: South Korea Edition
>Government recruits MLG tourneyfags like DVA because only professional gamers have the reflexes to best pilot their mechs.
>DVA streams her battles against the monsters
>We want the Twitch audience
Didn't someone already shit on you fags that equate D.Va to EVA?
>>315827057
>cute perky tits
>long sexy legs
>tight bum
>child birthing hips
SFM FUCKING WHEN
>Can't even start the thread with a webm.
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315827720
I can't be the only one who thinks her actual in-game design looks boring, right?
>>315830683
>>315830889
I don't understand. How does how character play? Do you pilot the mecha thing at all?
>>315831027
We don't care about her in game design, we just want more of her thick, sweaty thighs.
>>315831038
yeah and the mecha has 500 Hp for god knows why, along with the ability to jump out and have a new one come in within 4 seconds
>>315830961
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315831038
Of course she pilots it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN3TISLTVyc
>>315827057
>we want the stupid goy audience
>>315830961
>>315831216
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315831287
Give me the source of the full picture you ass, I know that's cropped.
>>315831287
Man she sure looks like she enjoys piloting
>>315827057
TF2 Heavy, TF1 Demoman
I can't wait to wreck shop with her
>>315831348
>>315831216
>>315830961
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315828347
Hearing them grunt, moan and scream?
>>315827057
>>315830564
>>315830683
>>315830889
Western devs are controlled by SJWs, they said.It was never SJWs. Barring a handful of indie titles and niche localization efforts, the true enemies have always been Hollywood aesthetic and (largely imaginary) overprotective parents.
LoL and Dota proved that you don't need muh realism in order to be popular, which is why we're seeing this.
>>315831287
Gross, why would the artist of that pic draw her with disgusting nigger lips?
>>315828469
Basically this. It looks like a young Anri Okita. So young that none of us actually seen her.
>>315831142
>we want the titanfall audience
WHY DID THEY MAKE HER SO SEXY
i just want to impregnate her
>>315827057
>Sonico/Pochaco
>>315831287
>potentially great drawing
>ruin her with Shad-tier face
I fucking hate this shit
>>315831593
>We want the Earthbound audience
>>315831780
Oh.
>>315831142
it's almost as if she's classified as a tank character
>>315830683
>>315830889
Suprises me how nobody is fawning over herbut me
I'm in love with that design, she looks so damn cute
I don't care if she spews gamer-lingo all the time in the game, she's just too damn cute and you can never go wrong with a mech
>>315831730
>Liking fatties
>>315829370
that is a nice statue
>looks vaguely chink
GOOD
SO WHY DOES THE FUCKING WATERBENDER BITCH LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL?
>>315832028
Sorry anon, I've already claimed her as my waifu
>>315832168
I have too much respect for actually dedicated waifufags at this point to use that term
but yeah looks-wise she's definately material
>>315832029
>Underage detected
Keep liking skeletons and missing out on true thick girls.
I really like Evangelion and I think Mari is the best girl.
>>315832141
>FUCKING WATERBENDER BITCH
>>315830683
The animation looks really stiff and awkward when she crosses her arms.
>>315832028
Nah fag, I'm right there with you.
>>315830564
This. It's the perfect mech.
>D.Va
>Diva
>D.EVA
10/10 ANOTHER MASTERREDDIT FROM ACTIBLIZZARD
>>315832384
Luckily, Blizzard has the sense not to fall for the photorealism meme, so it doesn't look that bad.
>we want the furry audience
>>315830564
>mech looks like a giant pink turd
Whoever approved this needs to be fired.
>>315831287
>GAME ON
>TIME TO RAISE MY APM
>DEFENSE MATRIX ACTIVATED
>NERF THIS
Nobody is going to be able to play this game without getting a headache.
>>315831920
I wish more shitposters went with this instead "we want the dumblr audience" because it's true
It's pretty clear from his tweets and interviews that he doesn't give a shit about internet drama or furfags
>>315832656
more like we want the neo-80s audience with a hairdo like that
Honestly, it actually looks alright.
MOBA/Hero Battle Arena in first person like Smite but with GUNS and low TTK.
And Blizzard will fuck it up with B2P AND fucking microtransactions out the ass, so it'll be like Evolve.
>>315832760
It probably would have been better if they got an actual Korean to voice her.
>>315832912
*SIMILAR to Smite, didn't realize Smite was 3rd person until looking it up.
>>315832912
>american posters
Why's the voice acting so shitty?
SCBW had godly VAs.
If only she didn't have that bunny on her chest.
>>315833249
le penguin of doom xd
>>315827384
What's her story and how is this mind break?
>D.VA
>Widowmaker
>Mei
>>315832608
>top level gamer
>female
lol
>>315832938
This
>champs will cost 15 dollars
I remember when you could buy a full game for that price.
dae 90s kids
>>315833343
Her husband was an agent, evil organisation captures her and mindbreaks her, goes home and kills him in his sleep.
>>315833465
Who cares man
She's at least hot so no complaints from me
>>315833090
high res pic of this?
>>315828176
Miyazaki praises the b team and loves dark souls 2 and considers it canon
Kill yourself you delusional dark souls shitter
>>315828197
>We want the irish audience
>>315833465
There's female pro SC2 players. :^)
We really want the American audience.
>>315833959
>those eyes
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>315827614
>has pilebunker
>uses flaming sword instead
why
>>315830564
>bum
>>315832312
>not liking skeletons
she looked way better in the concept art
>>315830564
I hope her mech's seat has a dildo she can slot into when she rides her robot
>>315833959
Given how much gamers evidently love women, how much does she get picked on for being a 2/10 girl?
>>315834279
We lookin at the same picture senpai?
>>315833959
she's got the indian stare
>>315834841
>>315834595
>she
>>315831619Post more.
>>315835071
hi
Dva actually looks like a fun character to play though, the fact she's adorable is just icing.
>only two pics on Gelbooru so far
Step it up nips
>No Mei R34
why even live
>>315835287
Try pixiv
next up will be a ninja unless thats already been posted somewheres.
>>315830961
Yes because Hunger Games invented the idea of using a bow and arrow.
>>315829532
>Miyabi
>Best Girl
Anon, I totallyagreewith you.
>>315835137
What was it?
>>315827057
>we want the 12 year old Korean boy audience
If she doesn't say any Starcraft Goliath quotes I'm going to be pissed.
>>315827057
>overall character designs are all whatever
>only good thing are the waifus
just like my animes
>>315833343
She was captured, brainwashed, programmed to kill her husband, carried it out, and was then drained of blood and turned into a techno zombie assassin with an expanding ass.
>>315836142
I know Widowmakers design really resembles one from that japanese porngame (Taiman Asagi?), is the story also similiar or was one anon just talking out of his ass again?
We want the NGE audience but also the cawwadoody audience
>>315836460
>FOTUS
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>315833343
Ever watch Taimanin Asagi? That's her story except she doesn't have a sister and her husband never becomes a demon.
>>315836703
>>315836460
>We don't want the /k/ audience
This armor design is fucking inexcusable, holy shit
>>315836929
outside the horn how are they similar?
>>315836976
Nice.
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
>>315837130
it's not a 1:1 fit but you can see they lifted a lot of their design queues from NGE
>spartan mid section
>boots
>shoulder design
It's just retarded and going against the established design lore of the series.
>b-but we adapted alien tech
So they just used that "adapted" tech and gave it to everybody including the UNSC doing away with reliable and proven equipment? kek
>>315827764
>>315828659
>>315836976
Took me a solid 2 minutes. Very subtle.
>>315837519
I dont see any of that though
the fotus and the fucking middle mech dont look anything alike outside a horn
and no its not because of the colors
they dont really show any similarities
>>315827536
with scissors
>>315836976
>"Thanks for subbing!"
>*gets out her meka and bends over to write GokuFan38 on it*
>>315834595
She's gotten cuter over the years
>>315837717
She probably does that.
>>315836336
Literally a straight ripoff of Asagi
>>315837426
>>315837664
If you can't see things as a whole you are either legit deficient in the head or are just forcing yourself not to see the bigger picture.
>implying 343 armor design will pass muster under the holistic test if gaynax decides to sue for copyright infringement
>>315837943
that can only be said about the skin.
>>315837426
>>315837749
she looks like a twink
>>315837426
It's actually spelled Reinhardt, but I'm too lazy to correct it. Just like how I'm too lazy to correct the bad job I did copying his section.
>>315838004
the problem is yet again that armor doesnt look similar in any of the ways you said
I feel like you are trying to find things you want to be there
OH THEY ARE BOTH ROBOTIC AND HAVE A HORN THEY ARE THE SAME
listen man you can keep saying it without showing any example but i have yet to see any similarities between the two
WHO TAIMANIN HERE
>>315837426
I know next to nothing about character roles in this.
I'll probably main whatever support/offense character can have a good time of shutting down whoever the most dickass character is.
does she at least have a korean va option
>We want any audience. P-please buy our g-game
>>315838260
Listen, """man.""" It's """cool""" that you're still trying to make halo 5 not look like shit, """dude""" but the whole Halo now looks like NGE has been around since Halo 4 (duh) and it's an oft repeated sentiment.
google: halo 4 looks like evangelion site:www.halowaypoint.com
>>315838524
You can look it up on their site, it gives a decent description of what they all do.
>>315838629
>p-please buy our game and then DLC
:^)
I wonder if you'll even get any toon with the base game at all lmao
>>315838502
Blue / Purple / Red skin makes my dick ROCK hard.
You just know they're a literal semen demon.
>>315836976
What am I supposed to be looking for? Loss?
>we want the "irony is humor" audience
This entire fucking game is "We want the patriotic westerners who can't accept that Japanese anime is good so we must copy the anime style and claim it as our own so they can enjoy a surrogate anime" audience
>>315838629
This.
Pander to everyone, incorporate every modern fad, end up just being generic trash that nobody enjoys. I wish devs would just stick to their visions instead of chasing the money.
>>315827057
>we want the Eva audience
This has nothing to do with Eva
>>315838746
Hint: does she play to win?
>>315827057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FypOhA09sNs
>Eva
>>315838997
I know it's not deep and meaningful enough
>>315830104
Now thats grasping
>>315838629
>>315838849
It's just an ensemble cast.
In literally any game where the playable characters are the main attraction (mobas, fighting games, this), you want to create a wide and varied group to ensure that literally everyone in the playerbase has a character they feel drawn to. That's just literally how it works.
Homogeneity in a character-based multiplayer game is the dumbest idea I could think of.
>>315839194
>eva
>deep
kek
>>315827057
>tfw no one ever said "We Want the Darkest Hour audience" or "We want the King of Dragon Pass audience" or "we want the readers of scholarly works on african domestic wars in the 20th century audience" or "watchers of The Wire audience" or "an audience that enjoys fine literature"
>>315827057
>Eva is the only mecha franchise ever made, everything even vaguely /m/ is a ripoff or reference to it
I can't stand you faggots.
>>315839334
Post the comic
>>315830683
oh fug . Do we have to pay for this character? Or is it just for heroes made after launch?
>>315839246
I wasn't critiquing Overwatch, I think it looks cool.
I'm mainly talking about shit like Standard Ubisoft Open World Sandbox which is a trend half of modern games want to follow. I chose FO4 for the pic because it fell for the dialogue wheel fad which is terrible for RPG's in which you define the character.
>>315839439
Welcome to literally every fan base ever
>>315839334
Its okay if you didnt understand
>World where robros exist
>Humans and robros end up at war with one another
Can't ever have a future where we all get along, can we?
>>315839334
2deep4u?
>>315839527
>Blizzard
You'll have to pay for every hero. Copying LoL is a literal meme in game design at this point.
>>315839527
There's currently no word on what will be done in regards to heroes post-launch. Anything said otherwise is guesswork.Some guesswork may be more educated than others (ie using trends in the market or just Blizzard practices), but it's speculation nonetheless.
That said, D. Va is one of the 21 heroes you get when you buy the game, for sure.
>>315839589
Alright, fair enough. I do agree.
>>315839640
evangelion reminds me of me: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>315834964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYFutNEvdH4
>>315839862
>we order them in bulk
every time
>>315827614
They had it since the first one. All of Kojima's works are /m/ as fuck.
>>315830683
>she hardly says any korean words
WHAT
THE
FUCK
RUINED
>>315838502
Corruption for life.
>>315835737
Like every single game that had a bow in it that came out around the time Hunger Games and Skyrim was released pushed the bow super hard in the trailers and dev interviews. I have heard the name "Katniss" multiple times in different dev interviews just because their game has a shitty gimmick bow.
>>315839593
You don't see VOTOMS or Patlabor fans acting like that.
>>315831142
We want that League of Legends audience
>>315827384
Best audience desu
>>315831920
his first well known project was an Earthbound mod so at least it isn't just mindless pandering to an audience he knows nothing about.
>>315840387
Is the card game worth getting into?
>>315834037
We really don't want the American audience.
>>315837426
Here ya go
>we want the road rage audience
>>315836130
at this point you might as well assume every MMO will eventually go free to play
>>315827384
>we want the Taimanin Asagi audience
>>315837426
>>315827057
pixar/dreamworks audience
>>315840017
>If something is advertised it's not deep
I'm not defending Eva but this guy is retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8w2kTBJlpY
>>315834841
DESIGNATED
>>315831141
This, holy shit this. Wrap me in those child bearing hips and thighs.
>>315841382
>claim to be deep and meaningful
>allows itself to be used like a whore
ayy
>>315838524
Reinherdt
you should play Reinherdt
>>315840528
>It's been almost 3 years since the last titty monster was released
>>315837426
>>315841302
>BR-BR Binks
>>315827720
We want the Lost Planet audience,
![toz_rose-600x857[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JJY20QC.jpg "toz_rose-600x857[1].jpg")
>we want the original character donut steal audience
>>315833959
>female
>>315841459
You can make something deep and still be greedy
>>315841403
What is the problem here?
>we want the metal gear rising / solid audience
>>315841651
if you need to put your stuff on doritos then your stuff must not really be deep (or good, see halo 4)
>>315837426
Hero 76 looks like a fun run and gunner and his play on the generic soldier archetype is a nice touch. His VA and lines definitely add to it.
Robo monk looks cool as fuck too though. It's a shame Lucio's hair makes his design look so retarded, as well the gun. He's basically a rudie and they managed to fuck that up.
>>315841424
And press those huge full motherly breasts against my chest.
>>315841714
HURT ME MORE, SNAKE
>>315841714
>thank you based blizzard
>we want the faggots who shitpost audience.
>>315831619
What does she look like without make up
>>315841749
>overwatch
>main
see you in the trenches.
>>315837426
Not enough love for Zenyatta
>>315841954
probably very similar to every other asian woman
>>315827057
I don't even care about the awful backstory
I'd still fuck that thing with the power of 10,000 suns
>>315837426
Correct opinions.
>>315841736
Other way around fuccboi, like how the Simpsons were so popular here once upon a time that it was slapped on everything.
>>315828469
>>315831619
Okita is the best thing to ever happen to javs
>>315842189
>implying the simpsons doesn't have more depth than NGE
>>315837426
I love narcissism
>>315842116
So about 10^33 watts?
This would vaporize the Earth.
