Anyone else remember college with that one kid that always brought his laptop and played video games? Every other semester, I had one fat kid with sweat pants that played games on his laptop instead of focusing on the lecture.
>>315760394
>he has to learn from an idiot who makes a living making idiots think like him
>he's not a master race autodidact who learns on his own and forms superior opinions
Feel bad for ya bruh. Git gud at life.
>>315760394
I actually did this for a couple of my filler (easy A) classes. I always sat in the back though so no one really gave a shit.
I do.
He's a total bro and one of my best friends
You're no better OP.
While that fat shit is busy playing games you're busy wasting energy playing worthless popularity and judgmental +1 like a share contests.
Get fucked.
Stupid thread.
saged.
>that kid who had an idle animation
I bring my laptop to Econ classes and the last 20 minutes or so I'll fuck around on steam. Good times.
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>>315760756
I am amazed about how many manchildren there are on /v/.
OP the fat piece of shit you are seeing in the pic is 90% of /v/.
To verify, all these guys who replied watch anime.
>>315760848
Ah I see... I was starting to wonder why there were so many people defending paying for college while not paying attention to the lectures...
I suppose this thread makes no sense on a website filled with manchildren that will fight over anything.
>claiming superiority on anonymous cantonese film imageboard
I bring my 3ds to school, play in between classes thats about it.
>>315760756
>that kid who clipped through the walls
>>315760848
>other people told me watching anime is bad so it's bad
You're the kind of person cult leaders love homie.
Might want to kill yourself though as your continued existence is detrimental to society.
>>315760848
you trying to say there is something wrong with anime? I've been married for 3 fucking years, have my own house that is almost paid off, have my own car. Just because you watch anime doesn't make you a man child, loser.
>>315760971
Yup. There are probably some fat fuckers sitting in classes on /v/ right now discussing mario characters.
Its sad.
>>315760983
>I bring my 3ds to school
LMAO
>>315761124
Yeah man, it can't be helped... It's an addiction to these people... like their special blanket.
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>>315761103
See, i was 100% right.
Neckbeard manchildren butthurt because anime is for 10 year olds.
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>>315761124
Yeah its super fun.
>>315761207
You would get the same reaction if you said "Pro wrestling is for 10 year olds" or "Video games are for 10 year olds" or "Sports are for 10 year olds".
It's just because you're wrong and a faggot.
>>315761103
>Trying to justify watching anime with not being weird.
>H-hey guys.. i watch anime.. but only a little.. and only the cool ones i swear! haha, im not a animefag i only watch it sometimes haha
LMAO
>>315761103
Nice imaginary life. Married with no kids and a house. Totally not a manchild..
>>315761426
>It's just because you're wrong and a faggot.
Immature.
>>315760756
>that one fat kid who lagged in gym class
>>315760394
>laying down in the hallway
>making people go around him in the worst way possible
Almost worse than the groups of nigger girls who'd stand in the middle of the hallway in grade school.
Anyway, trying to talk with these manchildren is like telling a kid he can't have candy.
They start crying and do some poopoo in their diapers.
>>315761606
Haha
I don't think they've gone 1 single day without playing or talking about games. Boy, life is going to shit on them hard.
>>315761502
I'll pick being immature over being wrong and a faggot every time anon.
Fix your mind so that people won't wish death on you quite so frequently.
>>315760394
I remembered that one kid in high school who brought his DS to school and got a blowjob from some slut behind the portables.
I played Mario Kart with him afterwards
>>315761726
Were you the slut?
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>>315761717
You're assuming I call people like these man child's. I just look down on them and ignore their behavior.
>>315760971
Let's be honest, you pay for the degree. Most professors are just as retarded as the rest of us. Read the book and form your own opinions dicklord.
>>315761036
>that kid who glitch-fell through the school terrain
>>315761795
no, I was the wingman
No, because I wasn't dumb enough to believe a college education meant you'd be successful in life.
yep, I went to every class playing phoenix wright, street fighter and 999, everyone kept asking me for help on doing the homework
fuck college
>>315761930
aka the slut's boyfriend.
>>315761906
>that kid who preordered Fallout 4™ and is now enjoying one of the best games ever made
>>315761983
What kind of college was that? No one ever asked to copy my homework when I went to college. Are they just dumping high schoolers there or what?
>>315761843
reminds me of this.
>>315762104
>help = copying
it was programming and nobody knew how to program
faggot
>>315762017
Please, I'm too euphoric to have a slut as my girlfriend.
>>315760848
I'm a 4chan regular AND I watch anime.
However, I also travel the world and get laid often.
Guess you were wrong on that one... oops.
>>315761207
I agree with those people and i dont watch anime
now what faggot
>>315761103
>I've been married for 3 fucking years, have my own house that is almost paid off, have my own car. Just because you watch anime doesn't make you a man child, loser.
I'm an astronaut mate.
>>315762019
>that kid who always grinded rep with the Teachers without doing any quests
>>315762202
Yikes!
>>315762268
Is traveling important to you? Seems like an even greater waste of money than buying 60$ games every week.
>>315761207
>posting on 4chan
>not watching anime
>>315762474
There are a lot of sections on 4chan. People do browse all of them.
>>315760394
Literally everyone had laptops and were doing random shit on them in class or in the hallways, not just the fat stereotypical people.
>>315762414
>that kid that kept using god-mode during exams
>>315762474
>watching shit anime
desu baka
Why even go if you're not going to pay attention anyway?
>>315761502
>wanting kids
Plebe detected, I got a vasectomy right before we got married just to make sure I never that bitch never queefed one out.
>>315761124
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>>315761606
>>315761687
Am I late for the self-righteous wankfest?
I play the Binding of Isaac in my Linux/UNIX course because my professor is the most boring person in the universe, the tests are open-book, and the lab work is just typing whatever's in my textbook/searching for phrases in my online one. I'm set to learn absolutely nothing from these people.
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>>315762765
Damn, you're one heartless hedonist. Don't contribute to society you sick fucks.
>>315762578
>those fuckers that would superjump during lunch
>>315762578
>that kid who Alt+F4'd in front of the class
>>315762410
>comparing something as simple as being socially adjusted to a abnormal career that only the select elite can get into.
Man, are you delusional or something? Not every who browses 4chan is a basement dweller.
>training /v/ to hate nerds
For what purpose?
>mfw I downloaded steam on all of my classes laptops and played half-life deathmatch against my classmates.
>used to sit in the back where no one could see my laptop screen
>play Pokemon all the time on an emulator
>confident that no one could see my screen and realize my power level
>sitting in class early one day just me and three other people
>girl suddenly opens the door and yells "Hey Charmander!" and I can hear laughter
>mfw
>>315762423
>every week
Try like 4x a year tops. I don't have time to play that many vidya.
And yeah, travelling is very important to me. It helps you grow and mature, het a different perspective in life. Who are you to judge?
>>315762831
>says the normie stoner
Remember that guy who was a total loser who totally wasn't me.
>>315762578
>That kid who used group buffs during exams
>>315762904
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>>315762578
>>315762414
>>315762019
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>>315761036
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>>315763024
What the heck is wrong with you people?
>>315762906
No, you're a smarmy "kewl kid" faggot like those SJW bimbos. But it alright anon, at least you don't watch anime.
>>315762557
And none of them are for people who don't watch anime.
>>315763086
but I do watch anime? I'm the married guy.
>>315762661
Actually, how much are vasectomys?
I always worry about pregs when I cum inside a girl, and even had to make one abort once. Don't want kids and want lots of sex. Vasectomy seems like the ideal for me.
>>315763024
She wanted your pokeballs
one time while i was waiting for class i sat down in the student lounge and there was a kid on his laptop next to me playing WoW. whats funny about it to me is that i knew exactly what he was doing based on all the game sounds without looking. but i just sat there on my phone silently chucking to myself. "this pathetic nerd, he's playing wow in public with the sound turned up so somebody gives him attention"
but who is more pathetic. the autistic nerd who plays wow in public? or the silent normie who secretly loves WoW
>>315760971
>paying for college
>>315763201
Try anal.
>>315763201
cost me about 1.2k
>>315762906
Right...
They are just hentai watching video game playing delusional manchilds that live on the 4th floor or the 10th floor. Living in a basement is irrelevant. It's the lifestyle that these people practice that should be examined.
A lot of people play games on their 3ds/laptops in college. Stop acting like its something so taboo, it's not.
>>315763201
Just get it. Best choice I ever made.
>>315763201
>he doesn't wear condoms
enjoy your stds nigger.
>>315763075
>that kid who intentionally used the help panel
>>315763241
>Knowing what WoW sounds like at all
Who let the gay faggot out of his ballerina class
>>315763075
>you people
Hol up u bitch nigga wut hu gettin at cracka
>>315763201
Dumb foreignerposter
>>315763249
Not everyone leeches from their mommy and daddy.
>>315763285
1.2k instead of using self control/pulling out.
Nice loss...
>>315763317
it should be you fucking loser
>>315760394
I only show up for the first few days to scope out potential dates. After that I never go except on exam days.
Actually going to these things are pointless. The book has everything on the exams since the professors are so over worked. The ones that do put weird things on exams are easy to spot and transfer out of during add drop.
Almost got my BA with a 3.4 and Ive only really attended one class.
>>315763027
Don't get so uppity, fuckhead. He was just asking.
>>315763241
The answer is alwaysYOU
>>315763394
when you're pulling about 3 figures a year, 1.2k is a drop in the bucket m8.
>>315763241
There's a girl in my Cs class who waits outside playing cell phone games -very loudly- while we wait for the professor to come.
She'll randomly butt into people's conversations if they're talking about vidya or a show, and she'll start spinning off on her own conversation while the other people just sit in silence and ignore her looking at their phones.
For reference, shes kinda chubby, has pink hair, and is really fucking annoying. Every time she tries butting into a conversation, it just dies on the spot because nobody wants to talk to her.
>>315763317
You're expected to be an adult in college. If you haven't learned that by now, your professors must have a huge smirk on their face knowing that their jobs will never be replaced.
>>315763421
>>315763484
>life perspective
You really need to travel to buttfuck nowhere mexico to get enlightened?
>that one girl playing FarmVille during a lecture with the most brilliant lawyer I have ever had the pleasure of listening to
basic American bitches man.fuck I miss getting high and playing etrian odyssey III after class
>>315763394
>implying i live in the us
>>315761502
>no kids
>not wanting a small human that shits, pisses, screams, and annoys you that you have to spend so much of your free time and hard earned money to keep alive
Yeah, what a loser.
>>315763579
gross.
>>315763539
>drop in the bucket
>>315761103
SIMS doesnt count anon
>>315763249
>left my job to move back home and get a degree in programming
>didn't qualify for FA since I made 30k last year
>spent all my savings going back to school
>strange school hours keeping me from getting a job
>about to lose my car
At least I'm back in school I guess...
>>315763394
>self control/pulling out.
This is why sex ed is important.
Your urethra is ALWAYS loaded with sperm ready to jump into any vagina you poke.
On top of that, if you feel like you're about to cum and resist the urge, precum usually leaks out and can get a girl pregnant.
Enjoy paying child support for the rest of your life black man.
>>315763539
Just to be clear, 3 figure(digit) is a cap of $999..
>>315761103
>I've been married
I'm so sorry
>>315763580
>Mexico
It was Barcelona. Had a blast. Stay jelly. :^)
>>315763539
6 Figures means more than 100,000
7 Figures means more than 1,000,000 So anything over $1 million to 9,999,999 a year is a seven-figure salary,
8 Figures means more than 10,000,000
>pulling about 3 figures a year
So you make 100 dollars a year anon? Oh boy...
>>315763539
>3 figures
>1.2k a drop in the bucket
>$999.99 a year
>$1,200.00
>drop in the bucket
Ok.
>>315763732
Oh, I thought a figure was 100k, I'm stupid. 6 figures then.
>>315763726
That's why you g2 pee first. It sterilizes yer urethra.
>>315763703
Time to get a loan
>>315763703
You dumbass, you should have gotten a loan first.
Mods please purge everyone in this thread.
I will gladly bite the bullet just to get you to consider this.
>>315763876
So you were trying to say $300K? because now you're looking even stupider
>>315763885
It's a good thing you haven't had sex yet.
You're going to be one of those Jethros with 5 kids by 5 different hookers some day
>>315763876
>this STUPID fat fuck is making 6 FIGURES
>Find out what YOU are doing wrong NOW
>>315763091
Plenty of them are. I used to watch anime years ago but I don't anymore because I'm just not into any new stuff.Also, because I grew up.
>>315764038
>making himself look retarded
>thinking he made someone else look retarded
My mind is fucking blown right now.
>>315764038
you do realize 6 figures is a range from 100,000 to 999,999 right?
>>315764040
That literally works tho. R u a virgin?
>>315764138
>>315764126
>He thought a figure was 100K
>Said 3 figures
>3 times 100K is ???
>>315764067
>THIS FAT SON OF A BITCH IS FUCKING SUPER HOT CHICKS AND BASCIALLY, YOURE FUCKING STUPID
>>315764138
He thought a figure was 100k
so 3 figures would be 300k in his mind
>People ever focusing on lectures
Somebody showed me a graph of my attendance at Uni and it was pretty funny, I had 90% attendance the first year, 40% attendance the second year and 10% attendance the final year. My grades went slightly up rather than down (90% average final year).
Point being, lectures are completely fucking pointless. If I ever needed clarification on the material then I'd just ask the lecturer or a TA during a lab/seminar or in an email, shit wasn't difficult.
I was doing CompSci too before anyone accuses me of being an arts major.
>>315763910
>>315764004
>still don't have a job
I've put in dozens of apps since September. DOZENS. I've had 6 interviews since then, and nothing.
You'd think someone with manager experience who held a manager position at their last job would have an easier time finding a job, but nope.
Hopefully this job at Publix comes through.
>>315764207
that was the joke, reddit
>>315760394
never saw one in class but a buddy of mine used to sit and craft on DAoC with his laptop during class. He dropped out eventually.
>>315762268
you look like an anime
>>315763192
>but I do watch anime?
Over your head.
>>315764158
Does it work if you stick your dick in aids or leak precum? lol you probably have stds disgusting.
>>315764197
Yeah we get it, you're dumb.
He was mistaken but you're literally retarded.
He meant 3 figures in terms of units of a thousand. Anywhere from 100k a year to 999k a year.
>>315764229
>tfw could sit and read a text book for hours but none of it will stick.
My brain is retarded. If I'm not sitting in class be told to my face about something, while actively noting it all down, I won't remember it.
I really wish I could sit and read a textbook and have even half of it stick. Guess I have ADD or some shit.
>>315764229
>Point being I'm a retard who thinks my anecdotal experience means shit
>>315764313
The post literally says, here let me quote it so you don't get confused>>315763876
>I thought a figure was 100K
as in 1, 1 figure in his logic is $100,000
now with this logic, he said he made 3 figures
now again, 1 figure equals 100,000
so under this logic what would 3 figures equal?
come on, you should know this
>>315760394
I do that. I find an empty room to play games and sometimes piano or just watch videos between classes.
>instead of focusing on the lecture
I don't do this though.
>>315764229
It depends on who is giving the lecture. My history professor usually keeps his lectures entertaining and informative. Others, not so much.
>That kid who bought a gold membership and got got free pizza for lunch
>>315764361
I don't believe in mental disorders. Doctors just want to make money from the pills they sell you. Everyone has ADD if you consider that people are interested in different things. Students are expected to take stupid courses like history and social stuff that they could care less about.
People go into the library and sit in the quiet study section all the time to play games on their laptops.
Every time I go in, there's 2 or 3 or sometimes 4-5 people just sitting at the desks playing LoL or HotS or DotA.Shit's disgusting.
>>315763539
Pretty good troll. 7/10
>>315764425
>implying that's what he meant
>not being able to put together subtext
Found the autismo.
>>315764538
>I don't believe in mental disorders.
ADD is a real thing. Not this mild shit like "I can't pay attention in math class," but there are people that can't sit still or focus on anything, even things they're interested in.
>>315764425
godanm you really are stupid.
>>315764538
>I don't believe in mental disorders
Any? At all? Or just ADD?
>>315764616
>Oh, I get what the post was saying
>I know, I'll just call him retarded instead of looking like one
>lol, that's not what he meant get out lmao
yeah, good job fuckface
>>315764694
I'm the stupid person that can answer a simple math problem
I wasn't fat or anything, but I did play STALKER in a few large lecture halls when it was nothing but powerpoints that you could later download.
>>315764525
>that boy who lived next door
>showed you the way to the dark fantasy level hidden in the sewers
>>315764538
I suppose. I have to take a class called Intro to C's which is essentially intro to computer programming, hardware, software, programming layers, data layers, binary, etc.
It's not that it isn't interesting, but that the professor does absolutely nothing to make the class not boring. She lectures for an hour, then spends 15min rushing to show us how to convert hexi to deci or what binary codes do what for what, and we're stuck having to do this vaguely explained homework lab on our homework system.
Then you go to read the textbook, but it shows you how to do it a different way - which is fine. But then you go to do the actual lab work, and holy fuck. Can't make heads or tails on how the fuck to format your answers into her busted ass lab system.
I'm failing this class MISERABLY while getting A's and B's in my CiW Foundations, C++, and Anthropology classes.
Couldn't withdraw either since it's tied to my C++ class, and I have an A in that class and I'm enjoying it too much to drop.
There's a guy with an actual neckbeard, fedora, and trenchcoat that goes to my college.
Every time I see him I want to pull him aside and fix his life.
>>315764697
Most are pretty half assed disorders.
>>315764784
he clearly realized his mistake on 3 figures when people explained to him what a figure was, then responded with a correct amount. 6 figures is within the range of 300k. You are retarded, please stop posting.
>>315764538
>I don't believe in mental disorders
That's a pretty damn broad statement anon. And the irony is that you are either dumb as shit, or have a mental disorder if that's what you truly believe.
>>315760394
>focusing on lecture
I remember kids like this, what a laughstock they were
>>315764807
>that kid who wavedashed to school
>Giving a shit about what other people are doing
>>315763480
>Almost got my BA with a 3.4 and Ive only really attended one class.
with no connections and no internships.
Nailed it.
>>315764895
I collect disability for add :^)
>>315764907
for a normal person, 6 figures is within $300K
for someone who's blatantly lying and stupid, its not. I'm almost certain you are him trying to save face, give it up
>>315764245
Do you have any IT experience and do you live in the US?
>>315764313
precum has no sperm in it if you have peed since the last time you came
>>315764895
So they exist and no one ever said disorders don't exist on a spectrum with varying degrees of severity.
Every schizo isn't going to be fencing napoleon with his dick on 42nd street.
>>315765010
Get off /v/ Magnus.
>>315763241
faggot
>>315764807
>That kid who glitched through the wall and skipped the mandatory suction sequence
>That kid who beat The Boss of the Gym and unlocked the secret leather outfit
>>315764363
We're having a conversation buddy, I'm not drafting up a scientific report and passing off my opinion as fact. Sorry I insulted you for turning up to dumb shit for the sake of it.
>>315764361
The trick is to use multiple different resources, the textbook was never very helpful to me either. For information that had to be straight out memorised, I just used a flashcard program called Anki.
>>315764520
Yeah but they're a lot rarer than people like to pretend, I think I had one lecturer who I actually thought gave a shit and knew what they were doing.
Instead of turning up this shit, I spent time interacting with him outside of the lectures. He didn't even give a fuck that I didn't attend because I obviously knew what I was doing.
>>315764229
I'm the opposite. I attended all my classes and took notes actively and it just ended up being super easy for me. Hardly studied anything and only did assignments and attended tutorials and aced exams. Point being everyone learns differently. Telling people to skip classes because it worked for you is one of the worst pieces of advice i've ever read on /v/. Attend classes, ask questions to your profs and TAs. Do the assignments and homework and literally any subject should be easy. If you're struggling then go in for extra help and do more practice problems.
>>315765057
Not really. I'm learning C++ currently, and some very very light html through my CiW class. My experience is limited to basic syntax, just learned functions, and not sure what we're gonna learn next.
I went through my degree major office to find some jobs related to IT, but they're all either unpaid internships, or jobs requiring intermediate skills I don't have yet.
>>315765068
>precum has no sperm
0? None at all? Are you 100% certain? Genuinely curious. I thought there was just a somewhat irrelevant amount.
>>315765050
7/10 fooled me twice, great bait m8
>>315764807
>that kid who turned his house into a dungeon
>>315764983
>that kid who could cancel his animations
>that kid who jab reset the bully
>>315765079
>Every schizo isn't going to be fencing napoleon with his dick on 42nd street.
A man can dream...
>>315765191
this. It's not what I did myself. But it's what should be done.
>>315765189
>Anki
I'll have to try that.
Do your colleges have mandatory penis inspection day?
Mine is optional but I have to bring a note from my doctor to the medical office confirmed that I've had one during the semester.
>>315762161
Reminds me of this.
>that one guy in class with the MGS codec text tone
>>315765006
I'm looking for a job that I can work for 20 hours a week. I give zero fucks how much I get paid because my Fiance already said I was house bitch and she was going to make the money.
I see zero points in getting a high level high paying job.
>>315765187
>that one kid who when playing slaves and gladiators never came back when he was called
>always got eaten by the lake monster
>>315760394
I'll never understand americlaps who go to universities that require attendance.
>paying a school tuition
>school subservient to you
>school tells you you are required to go to class
It's like you're still under 18!
Oh wait, you can't even drink booze until you're 21.
Are over-21s still required to go to class or are they also children?
>>315764538
No, there's clear differences in reactions to people who have ADD and ADHD to medication than normal people
There's also chemical imbalances and brain abnormalities associated with mental illness, they don't just make shit up
> Doctors just want to make money from the pills they sell you
They don't make shit from pill sales. I work with doctors and all they get from drug companies are free pens
>>315765414
Yes, I had a weaboo staff working at my college that had this MGS codec ringtone.. every fucking day..
It's like they never grow up.
>>315765239
precum has sperm from the last time you came, it gets washed out when you piss, piss kills sperm cells on contact, thus precum will have no actual sperm in it if you have peed since last cumming
>>315765424
>I see zero points in getting a high level high paying job.
If you won't do it for yourself, then no there's no reason that matters.
I'd never tie my financial security to another person though.
>>315765239
It's a different fluid from a different gland. How do you not know this? You'd almost think you guys have bad dommes that didn't instruct you on the basis in your cum eating training.
>>315760726
>2015
>announcing sage
Holy shit you're trying hard. Hahahahahaha
>>315760394
i remember my friend playing league of legends for the whole lesson XD
>>315765485
Yeah, you pretty much can't miss a class unless you notify the teacher ahead of time and give a reasonable explanation as to why.
Not only that, at my college, if you miss 4 or 5 classes without reason, you get warned or kicked from that class.
If I know a class is gonna just be a review lecture or something, I'll just send an email stating I have to cover for some clown at work, and spend the day sleeping in / studying.
>>315765414
>>315765563
>has the codec tone and/or alert tone
>has never played the series except maybe 5
>that kid who wore a jacket inside
What's the matter, chubby? :^)I was and still am that kid.
>>315764831
that's just a lack of interest, ADD and ADHD suffers will be completely unable to focus on anything 99% of the time, will go through periods of extreme hyperfocus on a single task.
Everyone has motivation problems, you're not fucking special and you're nothing like a person with a mental disability
>>315765578
Interesting. Thanks.
>>315764890
do it for me... please
>>315764361
people literally have different ways of learning that work better form them
do not listen to people on 4chan about the "right" way to learn
you have to figure that out for yourself
>>315765590
Which is why I am even going in the first place. So I can get a job that lets me work low hours then go full time if I need to.
I easily live alone off of 9000 a year so even if she leaves me I don't need a high paying job. Just one that lets me sit down and has AC.
>>315765756
>you're not fucking special
Never said I was.
>you're nothing like a person with a mental disability
Good to know, thanks anon.
>>315765708
what a madman
>>315765234
Take the unpaid internships if you ever have time. Its a bitch to get that IT work experience for a resume after you are out of college. If you don't have a year minimum you don't qualify for entry level IT jobs unless you have the connections. Unless its programming, don't worry too much if you don't have the skills qualified for the job.
>>315765006
You don't need an internship to get a degree you moron.
>That kid who had the best build order and was too fucking good at micro
Fucking nerf snow forts.
>>315765440
>That kid who failed the speech check and had to service the DI's cock
>>315761207
>on an anime message board
>hahaa, I don't like anime, I'm not a man child, r-right guys?
Real adults do whatever the fuck they want and don't seek validation on an anime message board, faggot
>>315764361
no, you just have a poor memory
someone with ADD is literally unable to sit in class and actively take notes down
Do you americans have mandatory attendance or something?
Why else would you go to classes and not follow them?
If I want to play video games instead of going to class I just stay home.
>>315765882
But you do if you want any chance at getting a job with that degree.
>>315760394
Literally all of you fucks are on Facebook in my class instead of taking notes so I just started banning laptops...
>>315765735
my bf does this and he's skinny as hellhe just has social anxiety
>>315765729
>have the entire Silent Hill series soundtrack
>has never even played a Silent Hill game
I even have Book of Memories soundtrack.
>>315760848
Anime is for losers desu senpai
>>315763317
I've literally only seen one person play video games in six years at university
>>315765881
Next semester I'll be cutting my classes down from 4 to 2, and working part time to keep some cash on the side. I'll have a lot of spare time, so I'll likely take one of the shitty internships they offer. Last I saw, one of them was just going over to Nova SE University next door and helping configure printers for 2 hours, so whatever I guess.
>>315765882
That not what he's saying.
You got the degree but have failed to accomplish the things most likely to get you employed in your field.
>>315760394
>instead of focusing on the lecture.
>>315766038
Wtf I didnt post that weeb garbage. baka
>>315766092
Are you going to a 4 year college or a community college?
>that one guy in class that saw you playing your DS so the next time he sees you while riding the bus home he sits next to you and invites you over to play videogames with him then you go to his house to be polite you regret it
>>315765929
>Do you americans have mandatory attendance or something?
Some of them.
>Why else would you go to classes and not follow them?
College is highschool 2.0 for a lot of people
>>315765485
>I'll never understand
You wouldn't not go to your job right? Maybe your boss can not give you a paycheck?
>>315765929
I remember reading somewhere that students are basically the only customers that are happy when they receive less than they paid for. Any other industry you'd file complaints and talk to managers, but for students when the class is cancelled every celebrates because they get a 'free day', when in reality they just end up learning less. It's a sad state of affairs. Even when I attend classes there are always people who sit at the back and don't pay attention to a single thing being said. At that point why are you even making the effort of coming to class? Just stay home.
>have fiance
>have to have a social life because fiance is outgoing
>just want her to become a whore and cheat on me so I can go back to my dungeon and play video games
Life is suffering
>>315766175
>you regret it
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
>that one guy that sits in the third last row far right browsing /v/
hey breh
>>315761502
>>315762410
>NEETS on /v/ think having a wife or girlfriend is a big deal and an unachievable feat
>NEETS on /v/ think anyone who states they have a happy life with a partner outside of /v/ is lying because they're so miserable they simply can't comprehend happiness anymore
Wew, I genuinely feel sorry for you. Your state of mind must be incredibly warped to think getting a gf is that much of a mountain to overcome.
Put some effort in, even you too faggots can do it I'm sure.
>>315763579
>has pink hair
Okay seriously its a fucking law of the world. If a chicks got a bright red or pink hair,she's a disgusting fat annoying fuck. I swear everytime there's problems with some bitch, its some fat bitch with short hair and dyed bright red/pink, and there always insufferable
>that kid
every time
>>315765973
>all of you
Wrong audience professor.
>instead of taking notes
Let them fail so I can fuck the curve for them.
>have connections before I even go to college
>about to graduate after 4 years of cuddling with my bf and generally slacking off
Radical.
>>315763480
>BA
kek
>>315766159
Community.I come from a broke as fuck family that never taught me to stay focused in school (always was a C-D student / B-C in college), and wasn't a very loving household. I'm a harsh and walled up person who struggles to focus in class. I have to force myself to study in the college library for 5-6 hours a day or I end up just doing anything but school work.
The goal office suggests you take 5 classes a semester to reach a 2 year degree goal, but I struggle enough with 4 classes. I won't even be able to afford 4 next semester, so I'll do 2 and work to keep cash aside, and find an internship.
>>315766135
newfag
>>315765191
Okay stating that they're pointless probably was a bit of an exaggeration, but they're 100% not mandatory. The only thing you definitely should be doing was common to both of us, asking the TAs and lecturers questions. I was more just venting because I had to deal with a lot of salty people getting mad at me for not turning up to lectures during Uni.
I wasn't offering my opinion as advice, anyone who does shit just because they're told to without using their brain is a moron.
>>315765323
>Anki
Anki is fantastic, I used to help a lot of people struggling with the work and I can't think of a single one of them that didn't love that software.
>>315762410
It's sad that /v/ is filled with such highway trash that the idea of someone getting married and building a life in a home is some impossible fiction.
>>315766175
I swear to fucking god that guy who draws these things replicates my life so well and it scares me.
Like holy fuck, this is the third one and the most accurate to my current life.
>>315760394
>taking notes on a laptop
bitch major?
>that faggot that pesters you everyday to play mobas/cs:go with himthat's me
Brandon just fucking download it
>>315766235
you don't HAVE to marry her you know.
>>315766351
>that picture
this is some quality meta-bait, I don't even know who's trolling who at this point
>>315766581
Fuck off stoner scum.
>>315766351
I miss Quentin. All of his comics were fucking gold, just the right amount of subtlety.
>>315766578
nah, he's a beta faggot, he has to
>>315766559
>tfw all your battlefield / CoD / general game group pals all migrated to LoL
>hate LoL
>like, holy fuck can't stand it or the people who play it
>eventually fade out from the group
>>315766330
wew how can you have so much space.
>>315766129
you should do that if you decide for yourself to go study something
>>315760394
Nigger, don't tell me about fucking college, mate.
Every lecture, those fucks pull out their laptops and do everything, besides fucking paying attention. Just on the last lecture I had, while sitting in the middle of the hall (so I didn't see what was going on behind me) I have witnessed
>guy talkin on facebook with 5 chicks at the same time
>two chicks watching 'Hell's Kitchen'
>girl playing Solitiare
>two guys browsing some motorization site
>guy just messing around, checking gmail, google and stuff like that
Why can't those fuckers just pay attention? And the worst part is, after the lecturer says that we are done, I can get up and leave in less then 5 seconds. But apparently, only I can do that. Those fucking Shuckles literally spend about a minute standing up, dressing up, chatting, packing their fucking stuff. HOLY FUCK, YOU NIGGERS, JUST MOVE IT!
I fucking hate every pleb at my college.
>>315766729
Anon just try it once, I think it's really fun.
>>315766578
I actually prefer to date chicks who are opposite me. Last time I dated a chick who was a homestuck housebody like me, she was clingy, annoying, and we got sick of each other because she never gave me space.
>>315766730
America
>>315766689
more pls
>>315760848
>not having Mango instead
>>315766529
You're into EGL fashion, have a war veteran dad, play MTG competitively, piss in bottles, and keep jelly fish as a pet?
>>315766794
I gave it a chance for 2 months actually. It just isn't for me. It always puts me in a really bad mood, and I'm not gonna play something that constantly makes me angry.
>>315766689
Quentin is truly a god walking among heathens
I had some student tell me last semester that he needed to play games while in my lectures because he ADD or something. He was a skinny nerdy-looking kid and wore a bunch of game/nerdy printed T-shirts. He was supposed to go to the accessibility services and get proof of his need for special accommodations to play games in my class, but he kept "forgetting" to do it.
He at least had the decency to wear headphones, and considering he had no official need for accommodations I let him do so out of genuine kindness, but the data indicate that playing games or using any type of non-class-oriented technology can be highly distracting to students around the person using the technology, so I told him he had to sit in the back.
Of course, he's failing my class (a 100 level "easy A" media course of all things) and he comes to talk to me after class (though not during office hours) to say that he's not been able to learn because he has to sit in the back and then he can't hear with headphones on. This is like 90% of the way through the semester with only the final left so there's basically no way he can pass. I ended up getting an angry email from him mom because he failed.
Any time I've had a kid sit in one of my classes and play games (while I'm often fucking talking about video games) they always end up performing poorly. We have plenty of empirical data to back it up too.
>Go to a lecture class
>It's really REALLY dull
>Get good scores, do homework, but lecture still is dull
>Decide to bring DS and Trauma Center
>At the final boss
>Surgical fight against death parasite
>It's intense
>I'm way too into it
>I don't even hear the lecture anymore
>Finally beat it
>Lay back and take deep breath
>Look around
>Guy next to me looks up from my DS
>Gives me a thumbs up and nods
>>315766559
>tfw none of your friends want to get into grand strategy
>anon that doesnt even look like a game xD
Everytime
>>315760394
what the fuck that guy thinking?
>i dont give a shit but hey look at me i need attention!
>>315766375
I got my IT degree from a community college and have the same problems. I can't stress how important getting it experience on your resume is. Associates degree is worth less than a high school diploma if you don't have that experience to back it up. If programming is where you want to go is way different and you will need to practice debugging code and be able to show that work.
Took me more than a year to land an IT job and I had to bullshit my resume to have IT experience for a sucker... I mean gracious IT contractor company who didn't bother to look into my work history to royally fuck me.... I mean hire me with extremely low pay. But eventually I worked my way up to a somewhat decent paying job.
