taLON & maLON live at LON LON ranch
>>315579609
I knew their names, but never made the connection
Squirtle =Squirrel+Turtle
Bulbasaur =Lightbulb+Dinosaur
Charmander =Charizard+Salamander
>>315579609
I actually never thought about that, pretty cool.
You know what else is neat? Talon and Ingo bear a pretty striking resemblance to Mario and Luigi. It definitely feels intentional.
>>315579827
It's most likely intentional. Shigeru Miyamoto, the father of video games, is the creator of both Mario and Zelda.
Kinda of like the Marvel Cinematic Universe when you think about it. Pretty epic.
>>315579826
>Lightbulb
desu senpai baka I think he's supposed to be a plant bulb.
>>315579954
>Kinda of like the Marvel Cinematic Universe when you think about it. Pretty epic.
>>315579826
>Squirtle = Squirrel + Turtle
>Not Squirt + Turtle
Anon...
>>315579609
OoT has some mind blowing things I never learned until years later:
>In the Dodongo's Cavern, in that room where you fight the lizard guys, there's this lava waterfall, and behind it is a small crevice with a heart. Its completely hidden.
>In Ganon's Castle, there's a room that you can only see with the Lens of Truth. Inside are a bunch of business scrubs and fairies.
>The Spooky Mask glows at night.
>that guard in the back alley right after you get the ocarina of time
>before you get the ocarina of time, you can go visit Zelda again wearing a mask and see her reaction (its impossible to visit her after getting the ocarina)
>the ghosts in the forest temple reappear if you throw a deku nut
>deku nuts also make deku scrubs pop out of their holes. they also make the stingrays in jabu jabus belly rise from the floor.
>>315579826
I always thought it was Charcoal + Salamander
>>315579827
Even the clothes.
>>315580539
also, if you stab a deku baba you get a deku nut, but if you slice it horizontally you get a deku stick
>>315580539
I always heard that if you touch a butterfly with a deku stick, it turns into a fairy. But I was NEVER able to make this work
>>315579826
>Charmander = Charizard + Salamander
but that's wrong, you fucking retard
>>315579826
>lightbulb + dinosuar
>>315580521
Well if you're so smart then explain why "squirt turtle" has a squirrel tail
>>315581726
He doesn`t
>>315581726
>>315581940
for comparison
>>315581708
>>315580795
>>315580521
>>315579964
is this some joke im not getting?
also what the fuck is this new captcha
>>315579826
>lightbulb+dinosaur
>>315579609
sho
ryu
ken
>>315582058
Its just newfags
>>315582192
no that guy is actually a faggot for thinking that
>>315582192>>315582058
>lightbulb + dinosaur
>Charizard + Salamander
> squirrel + turtle
these are wrong
>>315579826
This will never not be funny.
ekans = snake
arbok = kobra
muk = kum
>>315582375
>>315582505
this has got to be bait right?
because if it is ill gladly accept being the idiot here for falling for it
>>315583525
How did they get their names then?
>>315583525
this isn't bait that kid is a legitimate retard.
how the fuck would a bulbasuar be a light bulb dinosuar when the bulb is referring to a plant?
>>315583258
you missed one
Pikachu = uhcakip
I don't know who's baiting who
>>315584830
holy shit how have I never realized this before
>>315579609
You....
You are mentally retarded aren't you? You have to be a little slow.
>>315580467
holy fuck that was a waste my time
>>315582229
>>315581469
You have to lead the fairy around for a bit for it to work. When they get close to the end of the stick they will follow it. I can't remember if you have to go in a circle or just go a certain distance but it definitely works.
>>315585332
Delete this.
>>315586218
>fairy
butterfly
>>315580539
In the forest temple you can drop a bomb and these fuckers will be attracted to it like flies to shit then explode.
>>315579964
>>315580521
>>315580795
>>315581708
>>315581940
>>315582153
>>315582375
>>315582505
>all these newfriends falling for centuries-old bait
>>315587245
The worst part is that it isn't even bait, it's just a silly joke.
>>315579826
>Lightbulb Dinosaur
great band name
>>315582229
>>315588362
Nothing is a joke on the internet anymore. They must be trolling and corrected
what does it mean
>>315581469
Have to hold still around it
>>315586248
You can't hide forever, Wolfgang- or should I say, "Mario"
>>315588790
Link's Awakening proved Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom are linked dimensionally and are connected through dreams, Malon dreamt she saw Bowser and made it a pendant
>>315579609
2 men and a young girl, but only one bed..
>>315579827
Bowser necklace
>>315579609
Kill yourself
>>315588561
>Muk
>cuM?
Every time
>>315579826
Literally the most retarded thing I've read today.
>all these newfags can't recognize a joke as old as time
I'm not even mad, just awestruck
>>315586218
>it just works
Todd pls
>>315589207
I've been on here since 1999 before moot was born and I didn't get the joke right away.
>>315588980
wait how?
never got to play that one
>>315588995
>2 men and a young girl, but only one bed..
I bet Ingo has to sleep in the barn.
>>315589519
In addition to this, Goombas, Chain Chomps, Thwomps, and Yoshi appear in Link's Awakening
>>315589449
>not being here since the 80's
What a faggot
>>315579827
HOLY SHIT
DEEPEST LORE
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>>315588790
she's bowsers secret cock slave
>>315588561
>could mozart still be alive?
I've seen this a hundred times and it never fails to make me laugh.
Groose is the reincarnation of Gaston's spirit.
>>315588790
nothing at all
Am... am I an oldfag now?
>ringabel
>he forgot his memory
>ring a bell
>revive a distant recollection; sound familiar
>>315591061
No, you're just less new than everyone else. Few people remain that are actual oldfags
>>315591327
lmao
What do you even consider an oldfag at this point? Most true oldfags have abandoned ship and moved on with their lives. Either their jobs consume their time or their family does.
In complete honesty, I've only been coming to /v/ since 2009 and /f/ since 2008 (when Flash animation was actually popular) and I don't consider myself an oldfag at all.
>>315591729
Can you read? I already said barely any of them actually remain
>>315591834
Okay, awesome, thanks for the speedy response.
+rep_315591327 Quick replier
Now read the part where I said "Most" and not all.
Now tell me at what year of entry/How many years of attendance do you consider to be "oldfag"?
>>315580521
to be fair, that's the onyl one that makes a lick of sense, since Squirtle and Wartortle have those weird squirrel-like tails.
>>315591729
>>315591834
06 still wasting my life here
>>315592035
I'd say 2003-2006 is the point where you can call yourself an oldfag. Most anons came in 2007-2008, especially 2008 with project chanology.
I came in late 2007 and I don't consider myself an oldfag.
>>315592909
>>315592035
>>315592909
>>315591061
This guy here, I came aboard in November of 06. I remember because I had a science fair project due at about the same time that 4chan kept me from.I was fourteen years old
>>315593469
Let's be honest, we were all underage when we came
>>315593550
Well yeah. You think im going to wait until im 18 to fap for the first time?
>>315593469
>>315593550
I turned 18 in May and I've been coming here for probably 5 years. Somehow I only managed to turn out slightly retarded.
>>315594258
>slightly retarded
>ended up on 4chan
>slightly
>>315594258
You should've had your goddamn internet cut off. I didn't have dsl internet until I was 18. Forget using dial up back in the day with creditors calling your mom all damn day.
>>315579826
>nobody getting the joke