This pic isn't photoshopped.
BLue chick has small ass.
Shut up and post more
>>315546542
>>315546383
>>315546271
>>315545363
I hate animoo faggots
Her ass really is bigger than her boobs.
>>315547673
Nothing wrong with that.
>ITT: consoles still can't make round asses
>>315547673
As it should be.
>>315548045
No, just surprised that she has a fat ass.
Would Samus do anal?
>>315548264
>ass thread
>PC fag makes it about consoles
How gay are you?
>>315548513
Only after you remodeled her shithole.
>>315548549
Apparently not too gay because I prefer my butts round and not in hexagons
Best ass in videogaming. Prove me wrong.
>>315548786
Can't.
That logic is flawless.
>>315548786
It's a great ass, but isn't it a bit fat to be best ass?
>>315548756
Hexagons aren't a thing in industry 3D modelling, shithead.
>>315548513
Samus is a busy women, she doesn't always have time for pills or to get pregnant so it's anal only for her.
>>315548896
>>315548896
>implying huge, jiggly fat asses aren't best
>>315548896
Her ass is just not too big, a lot of design effort went into it.
I want to__beSamus!
>>315548786
This ass is firmer than Samus's plump booty.
>there are no good doujins for samus
>>315548896
No, it isn't.
>>315549521
I think it's fat.
>>315549634
Thank you for sharing your gay opinion.
Not even the best ass in Smash.
kill yourself
>>315549634
It's thick and firm. Not fat.
>>315549785
Those really are huge.
>>315547067
Who else comes here?
>>315548513
I like to think that samus would do everything you ask here, everything. As long as she liked you enough, she would quietly fulfill all your fantasies
>>315549875
It's utterly unbelievable that a butt can be this big without being fat. It's just too big to be firm.
>>315548995
of course they are, a hexagon is just any polygon with 6 sides
>>315545363
She hanged herself?
>this thread
>>315545363
>you'll never know what boobs or ass feel like.
Duck hunt knows what's up
>>315548896
Ireland pls
>>315548382
>>315550687
>>315550901
People who say this is not a fat ass have NO FUCKING IDEA what they're talking about.
That's clearly a fat ass. She has one.
>>315551784
Would you just go back to fapping to shota already? Straight men are talking.
>>315552128
I never said it's wrong liking fat butts.
I just said she's got a fat ass. It's too big to be firm and tight.
>>315552764
It's got to be jelly because jam don't move like that.
>>315548668
Beat me to it
Meta Knight has a rounder, smoother ass than any of your waifus, so you all lose.
>>315553415
Meta Knight has gotta have an ass in the first place
>>315553594
>>315553415
>Not Wario
None of you faggots know shit about best asses.
>>315549269Pls no, I am at work anon.
>this thread
You faggots are pathetic. Especially you, OP. You're the biggest faggot of all and your shitty ERPing which thankfully got deleted isn't doing you any favours.
>>315553862
Someone post the bigger tits versions.
>>315553862
Me in the middle.
>>315553945
Save us Senator!
>>315553848
Get back to work then.
>>315553945
Go away gay kek
So is there like some code manager in a homebrew launcher or some shit?
Some of these pics make her look bigger than normal.
The thing about hentai is that the women are made of rubber and don't have pain receptors.
>>315554058I'm trying to, but then this thread showed up.
>>315554105
They use the Growth mushroom and 3rd person camera pause. You can zoom in better that way.
>Someone at Nintendo had to model Samus's ass
Would that be the best job in the world /v/?
>>315554006
L-living the dream anon-kun~
>>315554142
Leave the thread then. Your job is more important.
>>315554629Yet you keep posting Samus pictures...
>>315554380
I mean in porportion to the rest of her body like pic related.
>>315549785
>>315554498
There's a job in Ghana, IIRC, of a dude going around taking girls' virginities because unexperienced girls are shamed and unworthy of marriage.
Or something like that.
>>315554891
its shopped you idiot.
It's not just Smash, her ass was fat in Other M, too.
>>315554873
Well, duh. It's a Samus thread. I'm staying on topic.
>>315555076
>>315555119
It IS a bit chubby!
>>315555119But now I just wanna see more of them...
>>315551784
It's shapely, stop calling it big/fat.
I know you wanna sound like other straight men and fit in by talking about fat asses but c'mon now
http://i.imgur.com/aEHlEyp.jpg is a phat ass. And as much as I'd like Samus to have one, or not look like some anime broad, she doesn't. Gotta live with it.
>>315555379
You're really letting your team down right now.
There's this 3D porn group called Xalas Studio.
They have a video with Samus.
Anyone has a link to it? All I've managed to find were behind paywalls.
Can't post proper pics or links because I'm on the fucking phone. I hate these devices.
>>315555497
"Shapely" is just a sugarcoating for "fat".
Stop playing dumb.
She has a fat ass, just accept it.
>>315555652I'm sure they wont mind me being gone for a while. J-just to browse the images...
>>315555856
Zero Suit Samus is just tiny and pathetic all around
>>315555912
How unreliable. I would fire you.
The single only game where Samus didn't have a fat butt was Brawl. In every other title, her butt has been portrayed as soft and fat.
>>315554006
S-stop being so lewd...
>>315556207Its nearly the end of my shift, so it doesnt really matter,
plus, 16 hours does a number on anyone.
Would you suck her dick, /v/?
>>315556736
Of course.BECAUSE SAMUS IS TRANS
>>315556991
>>315556991
That's either obese or butt implants.
Samus's ass is definitely fat. Just look at that Zero Mission shot, it's fucking sagging.
>>315557147
http://imgur.com/a/gsdCi
Have some more
>>315557206
That sounds like some butthurt there anon
>>315549070
Holy shit I can hear her voice actor...
"I have no time for games, just put it in my ass."
>>315549269
I want to pound you relentlessly from behind until your thighs shudder and your toes curl with satisfaction
>>315553848
While I force you to watch me violate her
>>315557206
top o the morning to ye
>>315557281
>All dem Yoga Pants
Bless you Anon.
>>315556736
A man loves everything about the woman he loves, anon.Is there a full pic of this with said bulky cock?
Look at that booty.
>>315556713
At least you finished.You're still a shit worker.
>>315557578Some days you give it your all anon, others you just want to be a lazy shit browsing /v/, dont judge.
>>315557457
No problem
>>315557297
Guy who posted the black asses, I'm actually Irish myself
Just tired of fags not appreciating real fat asses
Also wow I get warned for posting pics of actual women but pedoshit in drawthreads and hentai threads are perfectly okay for mods
>>315557570
Jesus you are right.
There's a reason people call Samus's ass fat, and this image is the very source of that reason.
Because this is a fat ass, plain and simple. Stop sugarcoating it with politicall correct words. Anyone can see it's fat within a matter of seconds.
People don't call out Final Fantasy females for having fat butts or Dragon Quest or Tomb Raider. No smoke without fire.
>>315557296
That's Okay.
>>315558160
I feel bad for how tiny it is
>>315553862
more like thisplease
>>315558263
I feel bad when trolls don't even attempt to make good trolling.
>>315558271
Hun's the artist. It's been a while since he made new stuff, I'm worried for real.
>>315558483
Samus' ass isn't phat until it approaches being of similar size of her shoulder pauldrons
>>315558825
You can bullshit as much as you want, still won't make a difference.
Why is this allowed but if I post a male video game character's ass I get banned.
>>315558483
im a 120 lb male and my ass is fatter
>>315559357
Because the only good male ass is Snake's, there's no discussing. Worthy mention, Chris Roids Redfield.
On females that's entirely a different world.
>>315559357
because that's gay.
>>315559550
obey the samus ass
>>315559639
Yep, that's a fat ass.
>>315557578
i want to work her shitter if you know what i mean
>>315559625
one could almost call her samass
>>315559625
Only if you want
Samus needs to work her butt.
>>315559880Of course! Who could resist?
Here's a better Samus ass than any of the others posted so far
>>315549852
why does a man in a children's game have such a nice ass
>>315560152
Who drew Mega-Man, Tom Preston?
>>315545363
It is now. Your welcome.
>>315559864
I don't
>>315560147
Not sure. There might be some out there.
>>315545363
>>315546542
>>315547673
>>315548048
>>315548382
>>315549269
>>315549634
>>315549785
>>315550093
>>315550175
god i would love to SMASH that!
>>315559357
More importantly, this is like the 20th time this same guy has made this thread this week. Its like none of the mods actually regularly browse /v/.
>>315560372
Stars burning behind fat asses...This is my fetish
>>315560372I'm sure you could convince them otherwise...
you samus fags need mental help
>>315560372
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
I love her fat ass!
>>315560871
Or a bullet.
>>315560729
I don't know what you're talking about
>>315560740
How so? I wouldn't have the slightest idea.
>>315560972
It's pretty ok I guess.
>>315545363
The ass on the left looks really weird.
>>315561075
She has a beautiful face, big boobs and a blubber butt.
Just imagine how much that butt flab would jiggle from a spanking.
>>315561075S-Shaking it left and right~
>>315561346
Not at all
>>315561182
It's just a fake ass.
>>315560972
Calm down its just pixels
>>315561430
She has a big fat ass, you can't really deny that.
>>315545363
>>315546542
Good lord.
>>315561346
I'm sure she would appreciate the complement.
>>315561364
That's pretty lewd. I don't know about that.
>>315561616
You can if you're not delusional
Or have felt real fat asses
>>315561182
That's because it's nothing more than a fake ass.
>>315561664But think of all the anons which will fall to there knees for you~
>>315561664
HNNNNGH
Can you imagine squeezing her ass, feeling her butt flab between your fingers?
Why isn't there more Samus doujins?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that prefer asses past the point they implode in on themselves and become cottage cheese
>>315561734
>Not liking both T&A and seeing the blessing in all their sizes
>>315561891
I don't think anons like big butts.
>>315561905
It's not that big. Stop.
>>315562006
This is 2D, there's no cottage cheese here, only smoothness.
>>315562152They love them, it leaves them powerless~
I want to watch Samus shit herself and masturbate furiously during the act.
>>315562152
It's between big and huge.
>>315562282
Some people in this thread are making fun of big butts. Plus it's way too lewd.
>>315562402
It's small and fit! FIT I SAY
>>315561346
>spanking
with my dick of course
>>315562681
At that size, a female butt is not tight.
>>315562797
You're blind. It's clearly small and fit.
>>315563137
LOL
NOOOOOOOO SAMUS IS A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN STOP FAPPING TO HER
>dat ass will never be yours
what's the point in living.
>>315563441
I know she's strong, and that fact makes her fat ass even more sexy.
She's slim with a fat ass - it doesn't get much better than that.
>>315563441
Why not? I'm admiring her independence and strength.
The ability to take massive, ribbed Ridley cock up her massive cloaca is just a bonus.
What's up with Nintendo and big butts?
>>315563137Pls stop, you acting like its not the ass everyone wants is killing me.
>>315564974
I'm just stating facts. It's fit and small. You're all just horny losers.
>>315565087T-Then why are you here then?
>>315564217
Peach's ass is pretty big here, actually.
>>315564217
big butts are awesome
>>315564217
Let's say you're a highly-skilled character modeller for a company.
Would you really be able to create a gross pancake ass, when you have the ability to make something truly beautiful? Would you be able to ignore your own desires just to make a FANTASY product more 'realistic'? I would argue that if you're in a position to make a great vidya butt, and you have the skill to make a great vidya butt, you have a RESPONSIBILITY to make a great vidya butt. Like that Platinum Games modeller who took great pride in giving all his female characters uniquely-designed underwear.
>>315545363
Neither is this one
>>315565257
because Sammy is cute!
>>315565462
>Like that Platinum Games modeller who took great pride in giving all his female characters uniquely-designed underwear.
>tfw it's a woman
>>315565595
Or this one
>>315565462
This.
Now look at this note, and look how much fatter they made her ass in the final game compared to the sketch.
>>315565595
It's pressed against the wall underneath the window you fucking fool
>>315565687
Even better.
>>315565787
She's still flat as fuck, what are you talking about?
>>315565595
>art is the same as an in game model
Are you retarded?
>>315565754
The curve of their back and overall position is completely different there.Also Lightning is still one of the worst characters ever made, ass or no ass. Sorry.
>>315565908
Lightning is a better character than Samus.
Samus is a shitty character with absolutely no personality
>>315565662Y-Yet you posted all those phat Samus booty pictures
>>315566036
Lightning was pretty good on XIII, absolute shit everywhere else.
Samus was shit on Other M, fucking awesome everywhere else.
>>315566036
And lightning is a shitty character who tries and fails hard to have a personality.
At least samus hits the "strong silent" thing without looking completely fucking stupidbesides that one time.
>>315550986
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG
>>315560616
Feel free to smash it my friend!
>>315550986
It's not that much different than you might naturally assume.
They are pretty fun to play with though.
>>315565462
>if you're in a position to make a great vidya butt, and you have the skill to make a great vidya butt, you have a RESPONSIBILITY to make a great vidya butt
You have the heart of a philosopher.
>>315545363
>Thread in a nutshell.
>>315554006
how did you type that then you fucking faggoon
>I'll never be Samus
Why even live
>>315566980
It can't be that hard, try your best!
>>315566980
> those fucking animations
I understand Smash is absolutely nothing realistic but come the fuck on Samurai
>>315566901
What a poorly rendered, blocky ass.
Go look at some real ass you permavirgin.
>>315567298
Try to balance yourself on SPESS heels.
yall motherfuckers don't know shit about a fat ass
