I AM CALYPSO, tell me your vidya related wish and I will grant it.
>>315294917
Think "Tony Hawk" but with gymnastics and cute girls. Maybe you can level up your custom characters in a story mode/tutorial thing that gives bonus stats to various muscle groups?
Alternatively, JRPGs and Real Life start blurring together.
I want to live happily with my Waifu
>>315294917
I wish for remade Demon's Souls.
I want a new Ace Combat game!
>>315295725
Granted. But the game lacks a physics engine.
>>315295854
You wish is granted, your waifu is not your roommate. However she isn't interested in you in the slightest and never will be.
>>315295950
Granted, it's remade by the Dark Souls II team.
>>315296062
Granted. Ubisoft will be rebooting the series.
>>315296608
>However she isn't interested in you in the slightest and never will be.
That's not happily, you fcuk
>>315294917
I wish golden sun dark dawn got a good sequel
>>315296693
She's happy. Just not with you.
>>315296771
Granted. However it also ends in a cliff hanger and doesn't sell enough to warrant another title.
I wish that Star Citizen delivers its promises and meets every expectation within a year.Are there limits to your power Calypso?
>>315295950
who is this semen demon
>>315297128
That's a man baby
I wish hentai games are no longer censored.
I wish for a new F-Zero game that is even more fun than GX
A better MGSV
And none of your monkey paw bullshit
I wish only the contestants of twisted metal could die during the tournament.
>>315296929
sonnavabitch
>>315297056
Granted, however the game will need a near NASA level computer to run it.
>>315297372
Granted. However they're now region locked and said region locking cannot be bypassed.
>>315297425
Granted, you're now an actual racer in a real f-zero game. However you're soon t-boned off the road by a Korean and killed.
>>315297578
Granted, mission 51 is release. It's sold as a separate game just like Grounds Zeros except at retail price.
>>315296929
The anon asked to live happily with his waifu, not for his waifu to live happily with him. You had a prime opportunity to make him happy and his waifu unhappy or something and you fucked up.
You fucked up now, Calypso. Make amends or I'm gonna drag you to hell again.
KOTOR 1 and 2 hd remake
He looked like such a faggot in the new one
Pls make a good Evangelion that's not a dating sim
>>315297720
>Granted, however the game will need a near NASA level computer to run it.
Fallacy. Among the promises there's optimization and specific minimum/recommended requirements.
>>315297770
Nice one.
>>315297651
>I wish only the contestants of twisted metal could die during the tournament.
Granted. However the people who would have died during the tournament instead die the second it's over.
>>315297770
Fine. Granted. However he and his waifu have develop an NTR fetish and act it out nearly every night.
>>315297815
Granted. Modern Bioware is taking the reigns and making some changes.
>>315297923
Granted. Exclusively for the Nintendo DS.
New twisted metal game
please Calypso you know you want too
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kA2TNnL.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
I want to be alive again Dad.
>>315297923
>Evangelion
>Not a dating sim
It's like you missed the last 20 years of the greatest waifu war of all time.
>>315297964
>Granted. Exclusively for the Nintendo DS.
So where's the cruel twist?
>>315297839Still better than the one on the op's pic2nd game Calypso best Calypso
>>315297720
Eh I've paid full price for worse
>>315294917
I wish for a mainline 3D SMT to be released for ps4 using the Persona 5 assets.
A good star wars game
>>315298060
l liked Eva for the character interactions, not waifu shit. Misato was the only good girl and even then, there's better waifus out there
>>315294917
I wish for Guillermo del Toro to make the game he wants to make.
I want to be a cute, happy little girl like the one in my adult taiwanese video novel-games, preferably with lots of dicks, pussies and semen involved.
>>315297964
Acceptable.
>>315297974
Impressive challenge.
>>315297952
>Fallacy. Among the promises there's optimization and specific minimum/recommended requirements.
Fine smartass. Granted. However it's delayed for 2 years.
>>315297974
Granted, however it's just like Twisted Metal 2012
>>315298128
Fine, you want worse? Exclusively for the Game Boy Color.
>>315298137
Granted, it's now only obtainable in an exclusive MGSV collectors edition which costs 120$ and is low print.
>>315298162
Granted. However they decide to reuse the main cast too and basically wind up turning mainline into a side story to Persona.
>>315298202
Granted. Reviewers and critics alike praise it for being good. However it's actually mediocre.
>>315298359
Granted. However he opts to go for something safe that will make him money rather than something creative.
I want Calypso, the wish granter, to become real and my husbando so we can adopt lots and lots of babies :3
>>315294917
Calypso!
Calypso, what have you done?!
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOONE!??!?
>>315294917
I wish for Metal Fatigue never getting a sequel. EVER. For if it got, then it would be irredeemably shitty.
I wish there weren't any MMOs anymore. Not any of the old ones, and none in the future.
>>315298535
>Fine smartass. Granted. However it's delayed for 2 years.
That's not a bad deal. Thanks Calypso, you're a good guy.Imagine the butthurt
>>315294917
I want a good Sonic game.
>>315298540
Granted, however we get divorced right after the ceremony and you get slapped with alimony.
>>315298725
Granted
>>315298767
Oh I can imagine it.Granted, it's now delayed 5 years
>>315296929
>She's happy. Just not with you.
I want to painfully fuck Calypso's ass with a Zelda TM themed dragon dildo with absolutely no negative repercussions for me or my loved ones.
>>315294917
I wish my wish doesn't come true.
>>315298902
>Granted
Goddammit! YOU FAILED ME REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!
>>315298902
>granted
>>315298762
Granted, however they're replaced with CCOs. Colossal Co-op Online
>>315298896
Granted. However Sonics arms remain blue indefinitely.
>>315298927
Granted, you get to fuck a random man name Calypo's ass with a Zelda TM themed dragon dildo.
>>315298982
> Reverse Psychology
> Calypso
Yeah, good luck in the next Twisted Metal.
I wish Mima was playable in the next Touhou game
>>315299096
> However Sonics arms remain blue indefinitely.
Truly worst than Hitler.
>>315299096
>random man
Oh you... you...!
>>315299210
Granted. However, the next Touhou game is a guro simulator.
I wish everyone liked the same games I like
>>315299464
Granted, however no one wants to play with or talk to you.
>>315294917
I wish for EA to release a new game
>>315299727
Doesn't seem very different
>>315299938
Granted
>>315299987
a-aren't you supposed to corrupt it? like saying "granted but it flops and EA goes bankrupt?"
I wish Todd would stop asking me to preorder Fallout 4. I'm not gonna do it.
Hey Calypso did someone ask for this?
>>315300132
Granted, however he decides to take more aggressive action and since you are so adamant about not buying it he kills you instead.
>>315294917
I wish for a new good metroid game
>>315300248
I see you found out what last year's wish was.
I wish you to release a MGSV free patch that adds 50 good side missions, fixes motherbase being dead, adds another chapter that has missions until Venom's death and adds a motherbase in land that ends up as Outer Heaven and lets you play every mission in the mode you want to. For every platform the game is in and it changes nothing other than what was mentioned.
Where's Bloodborne on PC, Calypso?
>>315294917
I wish for >>315300420 anons wish to not be corrupted
>>315300331
Granted, you now have a good new game where you play as a Metroid.
>>315300420
Granted, However the patch is VTM:B vanilla levels of broken and never gets fixed.
>>315300498
Granted, it's here. Locked at 30fps and 720p
>>315300608
Granted, instead they're not granted at all.
>>315294917
a sequel to twisted metal: black
>>315300685
neat desu
>>315300272
Yeah right. Like Todd would actively hunt down one person who woushitshitshitfucknoohnogottahidenow
>>315300818
Granted. Twisted Metal White: For the Nintendo DS.
>>315300968
I'D BUY IT!
I want normies out of my hobby.
I want you to rot in Hell Calypso!
I wish my vidya waifu was real
I wish you would be renamed "Caflipso"
I wishI was a cute boy
A mmo that isnt pure dog shit
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread, light mustard, no mayo. Now, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. Got it?
>>315301291
I second his wish.
>>315301291
Make me a cute girl >>315298404 while you're at it.
I want a true sequel to Fallout: NV.
I want legion to be good and not another WOD.
>>315294917
I wish Twisted Metal was still a relevant series.
>>315301312
Sorry not vidya
>>315300685
>Locked at 30fps and 720p
So it's the same as Dark Souls? Get fucked Sonyggers
>>315301254
Granted, she dies cold and alone in some Arab country without ever meeting you
I wish that Satoru Iwata was still alive.
I wish I had a harem of sexy demon girls who are not evil and won't kill/eat me!
World Pizza
>>315301164
Granted, however they now oppose it instead.
>>315301214
Granted, however you're there with me
>>315301254
Granted, she's in love with the guy you hate
>>315301270
Granted
>>315301291
>>315301385
>>315301526
You all get picked up and brutally raped by a pedophile
>>315301312
Granted, you choke on it.
>>315301594
Granted, you get a true sequel to Fallout NV that is as Fallout 3 was to Fallout 2
>>315301758There's limits to even my power anon
>>315302175
Granted, he sells Nintendo to Microsoft
>>315302241
Granted, however they're already pre-used and none of them brush their teeth.
>>315302257
Granted.You don't get to have any, Axel.
I want a new Wario Land game
No tricks Calypso, there's no way someone can fuck up a Wario Land game
>>315302497
>>You all get picked up and brutally raped by a pedophile
Calypso you cunt, I wanted to be a HAPPY little girl.Also, it's not rape if I enjoy it, is it? :^)
>>315298535
So long as it's a game he WANTS to make that will satisfy him I'm happy.
I wanna be the best, Calypso
>>315302497
>Granted, however you're there with me
That's literally what happens in Minion's ending of Twisted Metal 2 you idiot.
Has anyone ever fucked Calypso over?
I wish for all wishes to come true and to have no bad side effects (no bullshit.)
>>315302497
>Granted, however you're there with me
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>315302875
Minion in 2
>>315302875
Yes
in every game
>>315302875
Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal Black
Although that was a lousy version of Calypso
>>315302497
>There's limits to even my power anon
Fuck.
>>315302875
A few. Grasshopper, Minion, and Spectre in 2, Sweet Tooth in 4, Outlaw in Head On...
>>315302814
Granted, but nothing changes in you. You're simply alone in the whole wide universe as the only sentient being. Everyone else dies.
>>315302561
Granted, however the game pulls an MGS2 and the main character winds up being an extremely flanderized "brawl in the family" esque Waluigi.
>>315302686
Granted, you're so mindbroken you're happy. However your cute little girl body is brutally raped, mangled and thrown in a dumpster covered in semen.
>>315302820That was the joke
>>315302927
Granted, however no one other than you made a wish this year. Also a cow shits on your head.
I hope everyone here, including me, lives a nice happy life without any sort of negative side effect or cost
I want DMC5!
>>315302875
Mr. Grimm did once, Minion, the police department by turning his daughter into a robot bomb, Sweet Tooth... Am I forgetting any?
What's a wish that could actually fuck the real Calypso over/confuse him?
I wish that /v/ would universally welcome and love fallout 4
>>315303081
>you're so mindbroken you're happy
Aren't we all Calypso?
Aren't we all?
>>315303054
>Spectre
You mean the faggot that got his face stretched across the sky?
I don't think that counts as fucking him over.
I wish for your wishmaking abilities to be taken away
>>315303081
Goddamit, I try to be nice and this is what I get?
>>315303262
Spectre was the hearse driver who brought all those souls to torture Calypso
>>315303085
I want this anon to get raped
I wish for Fallout Van Buren to replace Fallout 3.
>>315303232
Todd...
No.
>>315303081
>Granted, however the game pulls an MGS2 and the main character winds up being an extremely flanderized "brawl in the family" esque Waluigi.
That's fine by me
Thank you Calypso
>>315303497
So what was the hearse called? I forget.
>>315303470
Granted, still made by Bethesda
>>315302814
Granted, you're now the best at being dead.
>>315303085
Granted, your lives end immediately as any action on my part will cause negative side effects or cost.
>>315303125
Granted. It plays just like DmC
>>315303232
Granted
>>315303283
Granted, they're taken away and replaced with wish GRANTING abilities.
>>315303426
Granted
Blue Dragon 2 Xbox One Exclusive
>>315303391
No, Spectre was this guy, buddy.
>>315303559
Shadow, I believe.
>>315303614
>Granted, your lives end immediately as any action on my part will cause negative side effects or cost.
that's not a nice life you shitlard
I wish the twisted metal universe didnt exist
>>315294917
I wish to get fallout 4 today
I want to get a little better at shmups.
I wish North Korea got replaced with Gensokyo
I wish for you, Calypso, to preorder Fallout 4, and no, you can't cancel or return it
>>315303784
Gran-
>>315302497
>she's in love with the guy you hatebut I hate myself
>>315303742
Ah, there we go. Shadow.
>>315303784
Which one, cuz there's like, 4.
I wish that video games would die off.
>>315294917
Calypso.
I would like to go on a date with you. Take me somewhere fancy. Somewhere special.~
>>315294917
Unfuck Fallout 4
I wish I was perpetually on fire in a state of unending agony and annoyance for both myself and others
>>315303956
Limits to my powers, etc. etc.
>>315303784
Granted, it gets deleted. However it's recopied over your universe which is then overwritten.
>>315303830
Granted. However your disc is cracked/digital copy is bugged without any sort of fix/patch.
>>315303886
Granted, however I am now the only person who has pre-ordered it.
>>315303903
The other guy you hate
>>315303921
Granted, we're going to the finest resultant.In hell. I'm not driving you back either.
>>315303956
Granted, however it requires the sacrifice of every other good game in existence.
>>315303784
>>315303896
Nice going fuck-o.
You ruined the thread.
I want to be the cute little girland not get raped
>>315304161
That would mean the universe exists, which i wish for it not to
>>315304161
>Granted, we're going to the finest resultant. In hell. I'm not driving you back either.
I wish to be in Warhammer 40k's universe
I wish for a new dwarf fortress but with a sane UI.
I wish for all the waifufags to get keked in front of them.
>>315304308
It's now called Curved Metal
I wish I was you, Calypso. A complete switching of bodies so I can dress your body like a slut.
>>315304161
>In hell. I'm not driving you back either.
Meh, I like hot climate. At least you pick up the check, right?
>>315304384
granted, but you are now a snotling tasked with herding face-eating squids
>>315304637
Fuck off fucking faggot
Give me a cute videogaming bf
>>315304289
Granted, you get killed instead.
>>315304308
It stopped existing long enough to count.
>>315304384
Grantedlike you're gonna live
>>315304390
Granted, however it's casualized to all hell
>>315304561
Granted, however my powers transfer with me.
>>315304835
>Granted, you get killed instead.
kinda hot desu senpai
>>315304790
Granted, you're now dating Pewdiepie.After he lost his job and all of his money.
>>315304835
>it stopped existing long enough to count
Thats not how it works
Checkmate Calypso
>>315304790
I'm not calypso but i can still grant that if you want
>>315303005
It was intentionally lousyIt took place in TM2 Sweet Tooth's head. Calypso was mostly silent because Sweet Tooth hated Calypso for being arrogant and powerful. And he killed Calypso in his ending just because he could while no one else did
>>315304943
You never specified for how long. Checkmate anon.
I wanna have a cool vidya hat of your choosing
I wish for a sandbox game that has GTA and Sims 3 features (driving around, enterable buildings, building relationships, eating, sleeping and have a family that you can also control).
>>315305042
It existing at all would be in direct violation of my wish, no matter if it doesnt exist then comes back, my wish is still in affect
I wish I could perform Ryu Hayabusa's techniques exactly as he does with no training, and have all of his abilities.
I wish for aREFUND
>>315294917
I wish for a completely HD remake of Shadowman with improved controls and combat.
There's serious potential in that game if it played well.
I wish for a ninja gaiden 4 that is just as good, if not better than the 360 version of NG2.
>>315305128
Granted, you get a bright pink Ghastly Gibus
>>315305321
Granted, however it has the triple the loading screens and loading time of The Sims 2
>>315305635
Granted, you're allowed a 30% refund
>>315305419
I wish YOU never existed, wish granted me.
>>315305674
Granted, Bioware is taking the reigns.
>>315305816
Granted, and release exclusively for the Sega Genesis.
I want people tobuy my game
>>315304790
I wish to be this anon's cute bf
>>315306078
They do but refund it right after because its the blunder of the decade. Bethesda declares bankruptcy just after
>>315306262
>No Brootal Doom 4
>>315305446
Granted, you now have to fight fiends, terrorists, and ninjas every day for the rest of your life.
I wish that I will cease to age so that I can play all the videogames
>>315306262
>implying we won't make more than enough money from console purchases
>>315303991
gimmie my wish dammit
I wish that Obsidian makes a direct sequel to Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Oh, and make it an open world RPG while you're at it.
>>315306689
Granted, it's just as buggy as every other Obsidian game.
>>315294917
I wish for the videogame market to crash
>>315304959
>>315306230Are you cute?
>>315294917
I want you to work like the Wish Granter from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>315306969
Granted but now the Wish Granter now corrupts wishes
I wish for a utter and permanent crash of the entire vidya industry.
That is: no more videogames, ever, any copy made before the crash is hunted down and destroyed.
The only thing remaining are boring, socjus, edutainment programs focusing on Common Core stuff
>>315303991
Granted
>>315306078
Granted, 2 people buy it.
>>315306538
Granted, however Video Games stop coming out
>>315306689
Granted, it's even buggier than the original.
>>315306842
Granted, it crashes and lands right on top of you.
>>315306969
Granted, but now with more corruption.
Also I have a wish for myself. I didn't think this thread would so popular. I wish this guy would take over for me. >>315307235
>>315307330
Granted
>>315307330
Granted,the universe shuts down because life is a video game simulation
>>315306969
>>315307330
Good games when
No, because you are the twisted metal 3 calypso who isn't clever with how you make wishes backfire.
>>315307472
Granted, but now every Anonymous is Calypso.
I wish /v/ wasn't shit and went back to it's older days when it was legitimately funnyand anons faced with a monkey paw dilemma could quite easily whip up a 5 post long lawyer-from-hell-proof wish
>>315302497
>Granted, however they're already pre-used and none of them brush their teeth.
It's not like they can't be cleaned or anything, and it's not like they can't start brushing their teeth, or at least using stuff that freshens your breath.
>>315307472
>Granted, however Video Games stop coming out
I can live with that. I have al lthe vidya I'll ever need. Hold on, what if I try to make a game?If I tried to make one, would I die?
>>315294917
I wish for you to die and for me to take your powers and status.
I wish that when this thread ends, whoever is Calypso closes it with his remarkable game ending line.
>>315308325
Granted.
No backfire, because that is a wish every version of caly will be fine with granting.
>>315307954
It would be extremely derivative.
>>315308802
For you
I wish for a box
>>315308532
Lost Endings Calypso was wierd, he dicked some people over, but not others.
I wish I had a comfy life free of worry.
>>315309615
Don't we all
I wish for ZOE3
>>315308923
Granted
it's filled with BEES
>>315309615
Granted
your live is free of worry
but full of bees
>>315310047
It's released but in bee format
>>315307907
Granted, we've gone back in time to when /v/ was at its peak. However, the only people who can post are those who started posting in 2015, underage or otherwise.
>>315308923
Granted, all your current and future internet modems have been replaced with Comcast Cable boxes. These boxes cannot be replaced and only display a clear picture on the Lifetime movie network.
>>315309615
Granted, you are now the world's most comfortable chair.
>>315310047
Granted, but it's released on a platform humans will never have access to.
>>315311189
>Granted, you are now the world's most comfortable chair.
yo being sat on is my fetish, I've won
Make Fallout 4 not shit
I'm pretty unambitious when it comes to wishes. I just want those licensed games that Capcom took down to be put back up.
>>315312383
wish granted
the game isn't shit, instead it's garbage
and also every copy comes with a free swarm of angry bees
>>315312587
Granted, the games are now back up, however to avoid copyright issues, the characters are all replaced with bees. Live bees.
>>315294917
Morenatsu 2
