>Hahah it took 3 of you to kill me :^)
>>292316446
Dota 2 and LoL
Hunger Games simulator threads
>>292316775Battle Royal in ARMA 3 and H1Z1
>objective based shooter
>topping the scoreboard
>entire enemy team gets disgruntled and starts chasing me while my teammates get on with actually completing the objective
>eventually am brought down because I just don't have enough ammo for everyone
>enemy team spams taunts at my fall
>they immediately lose right after
And the most important part is
>say nothing
>>292316446
kid's probably a badass if you needed 3 guys to beat him
>Dude, I was at 1 hp and you still nearly didn't kill me lol
>>292316446
>having so little skill at a game that you can't 1v1 another player
Casuals pls.
>>292317070
I prefer using :^) and see how many replies I get
>>292316446
>say this as Tryn
>ASSFAGGOTS lose their shit
>that dude that interrupts everyone being chill and talking in voice chat when he dies by yelling WOOWWWWWWWWWW
jesus fucking christ this is a good way to make everyone hate you
>>292316446
Borderlands
>Hahah it took hundreds of you to kill me but I killed by the thousands, look at me, I am sublime, I am the true face of evil :^)
>>292317206
>tfw enjoy character who due to mechanics needs to act as a sort of support
>teammates seemingly do everything they can to leave me by myself
>>292317285
That's why you are a faggot
>>292317070
>gg nubs
Well it's true.
>>292316446
>nobody was saying anything prior to this
>haha you guys are bad, took 2 of you to kill me
Fuck off, nigger. Im just playing the game, and i dont want to hear salty ass self
>that shithead on the enemy team who calls your team noobs whenever he manages a kill or gets killed himself
>whines and bitches the whole match
>he plays so bad, and you so desperately want to stick it to him
>but his teammates are flat out amazing and carrying him like crazy
>lose anyway
>before you quit in disgust with yourself the last thing you see isnoobs
>>292317740
These guys are the worst
>game is going good, having fun
>faggot appears
>gets himself killed
>"looool, what a try hard"
>kill him
>"haha, what a noob"
>kill him again
>"lol"
>kill him again
>chat message: faggot leaved the game
Feels good.
>>292317740
sounds like insurgency on a sunday
ez
My brother was never huge into games except would play Diablo II with me and got really into WoW when it came out and he played a fire mage. Everyone he'd duel he would beat, including all of our friends. He never used any addons and clicked all of his skills and would just dominate everyone in PVP. but people all gave him shit for clicking and not using macros and I never understood why?
I know WoW isn't hard but our friends would lose to him and be like YEAH WELL YOU CLICK LOL
it's just like how whenever you kill someone 1v1 in a game and they do WOW YOURE FUCKING BAD DUDE
>boss knocks you out
>ally has to revive you
>boss stands over your dead body while AI allies run in circles
>>292317924
You shouldnt talk shit, friend. No one will carry your useless ass here. B^)
>people who try to small talk in the chat
>guy types gl hf at the beginning of the match
>>292317970
i see starcraft has entered the thread
>>292317070
That's satisfying as hell. Some of my finest moments have involved this very strategy.
It works best if you play a stealth class, since in most games they have abilities tailor-made for making people rage.
>>292318101
>dennis has joined the game
>dennis (16:08:09): hey guys :)
>>292317740
>fight your way through his team's king shitpins and everyone in between with single digit health remaining
>he kills you from behind and starts talking shit
>>292318101
>that guy who tells everyone his life story during game match
>some dude brings his gay friend in the match
>he bullies him over mic
>gay friend sounds like a girl
>both anime avatars
>"Wow you needed your jungles to help to kill me"
>>292318331
>he taunts you and leave
bane?
>bg 2 ez
>final boss is 1 guy with a ton of health
>you command about 10 guys
>he complains to the protag that he couldent take him one-on-one
>>292317070
>good job guys.
>>292318469
Is that the guy from MillionDollarExtreme?
>Run troll team for shits and giggles
>Game lasts an hour before we lose
>Enemy Team: "gg 2 ez"
>>292317349
Jesus dude you just described my brother playing COD.
"WOWWWW'"
"WOW GO TO A"
"FUCKING SPIC GET A JOB"
"WOW MY TEAM SUCKS"
"WOW YOU SUCK"
"FUCKING NIGGERS"
The most common word I hear out of his fucking mouth is "WOW". I think I'll just end up paying someone to beat him and thrn constantly send ":^)" to piss him off further.
>>292318652
>>292318240
>i am that guy
lovestomedicandsupport57: glhf
>Playing medic on TF2
>Heavy complains when I don't solely heal him and stick around
>Try to stick with a soldier
>He rocket jumps away never to return
>Tell demo to move up and sticky the engineer's buildings
>He simply refuses to move up after you waste your uber on him
>it took one of you to kill all of us
>>292317070
>rally your entire team to kill that one fucking asshole
>spend several minutes chasing him down
>he almost gets away from all of us but eventually we get him
>his team completed the objective while we were all focused on him
"worth it"
>That guy that is leading the board and saves your ass multiple times
>say something to him in chat
>he only replies with ":)"
>>292318652
Doubt it
>>292318837
>tfw you are consistently that one
>>292319056
>>292318652
its Sam Hyde from MDE you nigger
>e-sports player enters server
>he is able to spawncamp by himself
>while doing so he is cussing out the enemy team
>no one kicks him because he's e-famous and his team wants to win no matter what
>Haruhi Suzumiya has joined the server
>Haruhi Suzumiya: C-Can you guys bully me?
>Game is going well
>Top Kek joins the game
>Pepe avatar
>Talking shit in chat
>Kill him
>He types "no skill :^)"
>Kill him again
>He types "so bad :^)"
>I type "sorry dude I'm walking my dog I can't talk sorry"
>Top Kek has left the game
>mfw
>never talks on mic just plays rap music through and it and eats really loudly
>be so good that everyone thinks you're hacking
>get called faggot over and over among other names
>admin comes in, takes on look at you and permabans you
This makes me so irrationally mad that it's scary.
>>292319383
So guys what are some of your favourite excuses you get from ragequitters?
Mine are
>oh shit my computer is crashing
and
>gtg my gf is here
>people that use Lenny face, ASCII art, or Japanese emoticons as keybinds
>>292316446
>brb bathroom
>>292319531
what's wrong with ragequitters?
If someone is getting upset at a game, it's better they quit and join another server. They want to play to have fun. If you're being a jerk to them, then they have every right to not want to play with you.
>>292319531
>tfw my computer actually overheats every so often
not very fun
>>292319502
>playing with this group for over an hour
>have a couple amazing rounds and get accused of aimbotting
>guy initiates a vote to ban me
>everyone in the lobby votes me out
>>292319531
I just reply either
>thx
Or
>ikr
You can't lose.
>>292319253
>doturd
>play with a pro
>team does whatever they can to support him
>pick heroes who synergize with his pick
>gank his lane
>stack camps
>disruptor/omni/oracle/dazzle clinging to his dick from minute 1
>>292316446
Just you?
>>292319595
>brb smokebreak
also
>Playing RO2
>Always a bunch of idiots trying to talk about history and getting almost all of it wrong
>>292319531
>tfw you get 300 ping and still top of the leaderboard on lux/stockholm servers
>spam "USA USA USA" in allchat after the game
>>292316446
>It took hundreds to kill me but I killed humans by the thousands! Look at me! I am sublime! I am the true face of evil!
>>292316775
>>292316446
>be in TF2 match
>one guy spamming le lenny face over and over again in chat like it's somehow still funny
>one kid who constantly talks into his mic even when unnecessary
>the asshole who takes the game too seriously
>the asshole who does the conga dance the entire round
>the one engineer who shotguns enemies out in the open instead of deploying a sentry or dispenser
>the cockknockers being cringeworthy in chat (again, more le lenny face and anime profile pictures)
>>292316446
>haha it took three of you to not kill me
>tfw some piping hot teamkills
>>292320667
>that guy getting healed by a Medic that runs to grab a healthkit while their Medic is on fire
Seriously. TF2 needs some sort of indicator to let you know your Medic's position and status.
I try not to play F2P players too much, but ever since the update, I hardly see players that spycheck and check their Medic anymore. When I play Medic, I feel entirely invisible because of how many times players rushing to spawn or grabbing health kits when I heal them. Also, fucking fix the ctf_turbine glitch that destroys teleporters being built under the staircase.
>>292320223
>spam usa usa usa
Are you me?
>>292317070
>say nothing
Lmao look at this little beta. What's the point of wounds if you aren't gonna salt them?
>gg no re bk randy
>sorry my little sister was playing while I was gone, what happened
>rough day?
>>292316446
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SKELETON ARE YOU
Team Fortress 2 is eerie.
You could go through entire games without anyone saying or typing anything. I do appreciate that even though no one responds, they will listen to advice and instructions.
>Get killed by someone being healed by a Medic in TF2
>Both of them get a domination on you
>been playing the videogame all afternoon
>on a nasty losing streak
>what's this? Another match against the people I just lost to? Here we fucking go again...
>can practically taste the eagerness of the enemy team to kick my arse again
>somehow win
>teammates expressing awe and taunting the other team over how great a team leader I apparently am
>feel incredibly embarrassed
>>292321503
>Scout gets a revenge kill because he shot you with a scattergun pellet from across the map
>>292320997
>be blessed with beginner's luck and do really well whenever I play halo for the first few hours since I don't own the game and only play at other people's houses.
>at older brother's place with siblings
>fire up halo 3 and give headset to 8 year old sister
>wreck people's shit while sister trash talks them with grade-schooler insults
t'was a glorious day
>>292321775
>Someone starts dominating me
>I go out of my way to either Jarate or Mad Milk them or heal whoever's attacking them if I go Medic
>>292316446
>1v1 fgt
>laaaaaaaag
>>292321865
I do this too .
Being dominated feels humiliating.
>>292321503
>enemy sniper talks shit
>get three sniper kills on him
>he kills me once and taunts
>kill him three more times
>he goes spectator and pretends he's doing something else
fuck
>>292320667
>he still plays Jew Hat Simulator 2
>people who open mic just to clear their throat
fags
>>292322274
>people who open the mic to rip their bong
>>292322272
>He doesn't still play Hat Fortress 2
Bill's Hat best hat
Sniper is the best class in Team Fortress 2.
He hardly needs a full charge to one-shot any class. Can easily force a team back into spawn.
>playing online
>>292322429
Bil''s Hat lost its value since it can be bought at the store now. It's getting harder to make money off of playing TF2 since of more valuable items being sold on the store.
>>292322426
>people who open their mic to burp
>>292320223
>tfw you get 300 ping and still top of the leaderboard on lux/stockholm servers
Higher pings make it harder for opponents to shoot you, their pings and movement are generally constant and still predictable yours isn't, it benefits you in general..
>>292318796
>medic has 100% uber
>im demo
>enemy sentry round corner
>he literally doesn't know how to right click
>>292322551
did i miss something
>>292323072
He means the Steam Market. They're getting sold for like 6 dollars.
>>292322551
I didn't say anything about how Bill's Hat lost it's value, just that it's my favorite hat.
It was one of the first hats ever added and it's still the best one that works with a lot of other items.
>One against five
>I still win by 4
Goddamn Halo 3 had some shitters in ranked teams.
>>292323181
But that not the gibus
>>292320945
>I hardly see players that spycheck and check their Medic anymore.
It's up to the medic to spycheck himself and call out threats. Just because no-one wants to play medic and it's an important class doesn't mean everyone's going to wipe your ass.
>>292318373
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
>>292322986
>The Activate Charge! voice command is too far away from my movement keys to try and hit without looking
>Yell Medic to try and hint him to activate the uber
>Yell Medic 5 more fucking times
>We both die
>>292323072
bill's hat is $9.99 on the TF2 store
>>292322986
I've done this a few times because I always tried to wait until the last second to uber. Occasionally wasted an uber because I wasn't paying attention too.
>>292317070
>decide to play CoD4 when it was fresh
>getting my ass handed to me, grouped with a bunch of random people versus a clan
>lose 2 games in a row really badly.
>decide to try an mp5 with a silencer and better hip fire.
>next match, literally destroy enemy team by myself, about 56 kills versus 10 or so deaths.
>Have waves upon waves of air strikes an helicopters ready one after another.
>about to win, enemy team quits.
>get mail from one of them, accuses me of cheating and says he will fuck my mother.
I have never felt so proud of winning a match in a game. One of the guys on my team added me and we had a few laughs about it.
>>292322272
Why wouldn't you? Nothing has come out to replace it. Brink, Loadout etc were all busts.
>I'm by myself as a Pyro on BLU on Badwater
>Female on team tells me to quit being a pussy and push the roof
>I tell her to fuck off
>She gasps over the mic
>Can already feel the amount of white knight rage about to come my way
>People start calling me every name in the book and complaining about how shit I am and how I'm the reason they're losing (while I'm one of the top people on the team)
>They tell an admin on the other team that I'm harassing whoever the female is
>You have been banned from the server
>>292323350
Um every player should at least keep an eye out. Many players seem completely oblivious that the class even exists.
>enemy taunts you
>they beat you various times
>>292319531
>kicking ass, talking a bit of shit
>white knight faggot stands up for some random
>blue pill as fuck, trying to sound mature and rational
>bait him
>he comes through with a pretty good response
>still am able to set up my finisher to rock his butthole
>i need to act fast though because to onlookers, i'm losing
>my masterfully crafted response to shatter the most faggiest of degenerates is 3/4ths done
>hl2.exe has stopped working
>no fuck please
>3 minutes trying to make it work
>probably laughing with all the other fuckers about how i pretended to crash after he "rek'd" me when in reality i was about to set his asshole aflame
>mfw
>>292323796
Medics are in the best position to spycheck because they're not directly engaging the enemy and don't need to face the players they're healing.
>>292323767
>Tell girl to fuck off because she's being a pretentious cunt
>White knights and her try and get the admin to ban me
>She gets banned for being a bitch and the white knights get kicked
I always seem to find the best servers man
>That faggot who taunts after every round
I've literally never seen so many taunting faggots as i have in Sm4sh and i;ve been playing other fighting games online for close to ten years now
>>292316446
>Hahah it took 3 of you to kill me :^)
>End up constantly killing him by myself
>Starts getting mad
>He tries his best to get revenge
>Can't get to me because he's so focused on killing me that he's not paying attention to anyone else and keeps dying
>He ends up leaving but not before flipping his shit in chat or on mic
>You may have won the match but I won the game of life, nerd.
>>292323350
>Medic Spychecks and call out Spy
>the guy getting healed doesn't turn around
or
>guy getting healed bumps into a Spy
>he doesn't do anything
>stop healing him to take care of Spy
>he runs into enemy base and dies without turning around to see where I went
>"OH MY GOD MEDIC?! WHERE DID YOU GO?!"
or
>healing guy
>see guy running out of enemy base that's obviously a Spy
>disguised Spy accidentally steps into teammate's field of vision
>disguised Spy freaks out and stand still
>teammate continues to move on like there's nothing suspicious about a Pyro that doesn't spycheck
>try to kill Spy since teammate won't do it
>Spy does a trickstab on teammate and I'm left to chase a Spy with syringe gun while everyone criticizes me for mindlessly shooting instead of healing everyone
or
>engie's buildings or sappers show up on killfeed
>no one rushes to our intel to defend or help out engie
>>292324089
Man I love to taunt in smash. I've never played on the Wii U but after a stupid kill it's fucking hilarious to taunt and watch your friend get all pissed.
>>292321982
I always ask if they wanna bet $20 on that 1v1. Shuts them the fuck up.
>>292324368
>>no one rushes to our intel to defend or help out engie
>playing ctf for the objectives
>supporting engies on a gamemode that's enough of a stalemate anyway
>>292320667
TF2 is truly the absolute worst gaming community.
>playing GTA Online with friend who just started playing
>I've done a few missions and heists so I know my way around a bit
>Do the setup mission where you steal the plane from the airfield
>Playing with 2 random Russians who we can barely understand in their broken English
>My friend dies a couple times, no lives so when he dies we restart
>I'm forgiving because he's level 1 or 2 at this point, the Russians are mad
>They say "Stick with us" or something in that regard
>Next try at it, we both stick close to the Russians
>One of them dies
>My friend goes on the voice chat "Maybe you guys should stick close to us"
>In the most angry Russian accent I've ever heard, "FUCK YOU"
>We get kicked and have a good chuckle
how to deal with memefaggots and lenny face spouters on jew hat sim II?
>>292323913
They're also busy being glued to the player's ass, if a spy comes out they're forced to switch to their melee (lmao), switch to their syringe gun (lmao), or tell their team (comp tf2 is dead retard, if you're tryharding buttbuddies playing pocket medic you should probably kill yourselves).
That said, if you get fucked by a spy it's totally (probably) your fault but doubly so because you probably healed him a bit too. If you keep watching your own medic get fucked by a spy then you should also probably do something about it.
>>292324967
don't give them attention of any sort. they're kids who want attention and any sort of reaction gives them some
>>292324967
Dom their asses
>>292323350
Everyone should spycheck. It doesn't take much effort to Spycheck. you can Spycheck by just checking what direction a person is facing and how they are moving. If a class isn't moving like how they should be moving, then they are probably a Spy. Or you can Spycheck by just bumping into them. A Medic is trying to build uber. A Medic will not build Uber by constantly running across the map trying to Spycheck everyone because no teammate wants to bother spychecking. A medic is also busy trying to keep everyone alive. A spy can be a good distraction for the enemy team to kill. If the Medic is busy spychecking, then no one is getting heals and everyone dies.
>>292324602
>people that cap on a 24/7 server
>play spy
>hop up on some barrels or boxes when found
>no one ever looks or checks there
>>292325390
There's no point chasing spies when DR makes them unkillable.
>>292325354
>people who tell other people "we need to win" in 24/7 server
>>292325639
I don't use DR I usually use Cloak and Dagger. It's especially fun when you stick in a well-known Engie spot and reap the benefits.
>tfw auto-balanced to the losing team
>>292325639
Dead Ringer + Spicicle
Pyros have to spycheck by doing airblasts now. Pyros juggle a Spy, teammates don't bother helping kill the Spy. They just think
"LOL OMG Valve fix this glitch. our teammate is on fire and our pyro can't extinguish him with airblast!"
It's been around 4 years since I've played a multiplayer game with anyone at all.
>>292325757
tfw you're trolling your losing team and you get autobalanced to the winning team
>>292325757
>wipe their team
>push the objective
>die in a heroic blaze of glory on the last cap
>YOU WILL BE MOVED TO THE OTHER TEAM
>>292325757
>tfw when you push the cart into the hole in insta-respawn upward, die on the way down, and respawn on red just in time for the humiliation.
>>292325757
>end of match
>play safely and don't try to avoid getting balanced
>get hit by a stray crit bullet from across the map
Crits from far away should not kill any class at full health unless it's a rocket, pipe bomb, sticky, sniper projectile, or Medic crossbow.
Stray bullets should not be that powerful. Melee crits also shouldn't be one hit kills.
>>292320667
>friendly pyro doesn't put out teammates who are on fire
>shitty kids shit-talking in chat about shit that makes no sense
>engineer builds a sentry right next to another one
>"guys, stop capping!"
>furry sprays
>"hoovies"
At least once a day. Once a week if I'm lucky.
>>292320997
No john, you are the beta
>>292317070
>good job team
>>292323439
To be fair, you should know that command without looking.
>x
>7
>>292327191
anything over 5 requires more effort to press in the heat of battle.
>>292320667
This entire list is about a majorty of the experiences i've had in all my years of playing TF2.
>people who spam "le lenny face" for each and every thing someone says, dominations, revenges, etc.
Shit drives me up the wall when it's literally the entire server doing it.
>>292323439
I always do Go Go Go! Which is z + 3 I think.
>>292317070
>distract/kill enemy team for a good long while
>meanwhile your team doesn't bother with the objective and basically just sits around doing fuck all
>>292327663
you can't be a loser if it doesn't seem like you are taking the game seriously. Spam emoticons rather you die or get a kill. That way if the person shittalks you, it makes it seem they are getting overly aggressive instead of being a cool pro that has bragging rights.
>>292321474
>they will listen to advice and instructions.
Who are YOU playing with?
>hey pyro, airblast teammates if they're on fire to put out the fire
>w+m1 for the rest of the game
>hey engineer, move your sentry away from mine so an ubered soldier/demo doesn't fuck shit up
>doesn't budge, have to move my sentry
>hey medic, i'm on fire, do you mind fucking healing me so i don't die you dumb piece of shit
>continues to heal the class with the most health in the fucking game
Who on Earth do you play with? Most of the people I've attempted to give advice to are absolutely retarded.
>hahaha u suk man just quit the game
Kill him
>WOOOW LAAAAAAAG
>>292324368
>stop healing to take care of spy
>I'm left to chase a Spy with syringe gun
That spy is either gone or dead by the time you've switched weapons. Those few seconds you spend chasing him are seconds where you could've been building uber and potentially saving and buffing teammates so that they can go back in. Chasing him around like a retard just means that he's successfully gotten you to stop doing your job.
If you're attempting to focus your heals on anyone who gets repeatedly stabbed then refocus on someone who's actually competent. If nobody is worth healing then just switch classes or leave the server. Its the only way to retain your sanity.
>>292328230
>hey engineer, move your sentry away from mine so an ubered soldier/demo doesn't fuck shit up
>this happens yesterday
>I move my sentry
>he moves his next to mine
>Pick mine up and move it back to the original spot
>he follows suit
>scream at him in chat and ask him if he wants to get Demo'd or Soldier'd
>no response but the sounds of his sentry setting up next to mine
>Dominate enemy team
>One guy respawns and finishes you at low health
>rekt
Team is all support classes and refuses to change to offensive or defensive
>>292327663
hud_saytext_time 0
>>292318796
Man I fucking hate niggers who spam MEDIC! the very moment you stop healing them.
Also people who try to boss you around as Medic and tell you what to do. Fuck off nigger I'm not your personal dispenser, I'm not going to stick around to execute your shitty plans. If anything I should be telling you what to do.
>>292328230
>Pyro doesn't know what M2 is
>>292329006
People spam Medic to let others know of their location. Medic will spam Medic to let others know of their location. Your teammate being healed doesn't always know of your situation so they'll shout Medic to let you know of your location .
>>292324368
one that gets me
>friendly pyros running around without puffing their flamethrowers
>>292329203
No, they'll stand still looking right at me shouting MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC while I heal somebody who's actually hurt.
>Inquire about the server's officialy accepted religion because I am trying to find a good Christian server to play on
>Immediately bombarded with insults by atheist black metal teens
>They vote to kick me
>Mfw
>That guy who always kicks your ass
>No matter how hard you try, he's always one step ahead of you
>>292328574
>he does respond
>high pitched russian noises
>>292330116
>he does respond
>he's some guy trying to do tf2 griefing videos
I votekick anyone who has Twitch/youtube in their username. I hate dealing with people trying to be the next greifer celebrity.
>More than 1 sniper on team
>None of them are using Jarate + Hunstman for maximum effectiveness
If they have an aimbot on their normal sniper, then they will be forgiven since they are not being completely useless.
>>292328574
A good Engineer is awesome. Sentry placed in an area that oversees multiple entrances/choke points, dispenser placed a reasonable distance from the sentry, teleporter exit far enough back that it won't be seen or destroyed, but not too far so that it's pointless to have it.
Then you have dipshits who have no idea about building placement. Ruins everything. Might as well have an AFK player on the team. Useless. A bad Engineer is horrible.
>>292330625
how do so many people on TF2 get away with hacks and aimbots?
try playing a few rounds of CS:GO
hear stupid convos, and meme songs the community is mad normie reddit tier shit
>>292321775
>be about to backstab somebody as Spy
>Scout on your team alerts them by shooting them in the back with a single pellet from miles way
>>292330784
On certain maps, the map is old enough for people to know all of the good Engie spots, so it is a team's job to ensure that the Engie can have decent places to build.
ctf_well is one of those maps where an Engie cannot solo. Especially when the enemy team constantly checks the water and upstairs in intel for teleporter. Sometimes a soldier is better for defending intel than an Engie if a team isn't willing to help Engie defend.
>>292325757
>on winning team
people from the losing team leaving left and right
>know an auto balance is about to happen
>stay in spawn for 2 minutes
>everyone on my team dies once
>step out of spawn and finally play
>get killed
>you have been auto balanced
>>292330804
Because paid LMAOBox is good. The free version is detectable. Not only that, but the options on it can allow you to look like you're not cheating at all.
>kid talking mad shit in GTA:O
>threatens me in my insurgent
>run him over
>WOOOOW YOU HAD TO USE AN ARMORED CAR FUCKING NOOB
>ignore him and drive off
>YEAH YOU BETTER RUN FAGGOT
>continues to talk shit to other people
>kill him again
>FUCKING NOOB IN THE INSURGENT
>drive off again to help friends
>COME AT ME FAGGOT
>he's in another insurgent now
>strap explosives to mine
>ram into him and blow them up while throwing more on him
>he dies
>he leaves
>his last message was fucking noob
Name one good reason why the Demoman should not be allowed to one shot a Scout with a Loch n Load?
Of all the bullshit one hit kills in the game, it's the demo's loch n Load that gets nerfed.
>>292325757
>some faggot sits in spectate the whole time and then joins the team you were on the moment you are auto-balanced
>>292330784
>playin engi
>setup nest, teleporter away but nearby
>other engi on team sets his tele exit right behind my fuckin back
fuck that guy
>>292331243
because the Loch n Load is a crutch already with its faster projectile. You will still kill Scouts that are slightly hurt anyway.
>>292331392
>Engie's teleporter leads to your team's intel
>>292331671
>tell that fuckface to move his tele somewhere else because a spy will come in and fuck us over
>doesn't do it
>soon enough a spy comes in and fucks us over
>he bitches about spies being OP
>>292320667
>that filename
You furry pedo fuck
Should the krtizgrieg have some sort of defensive buff or faster healing during uber?
Maybe crit immunity? or slightly more overheal during uber? or one time faster healing per target?
>>292324089
Whaaaa?
Taunting in Sm4sh is fun as fuck! it doesn't even have to be a dick move or trying to get a rise out of people, it's just a good ol' ribbing.
The only actually really fucking annoying taunt is that one Peach taunt. You know the one.
Fuck that taunt. no one should ever use that shit.
>>292331884
"It's the Medic's job to spycheck"
>>292331243
>implying it didn't get buffed
Due to damage spread it use to only 1 shot less than half the time. Now it does more consistent damage and has an extra one in its clip. The only nerf is that it can't one shot light classes who have taken less than 2 damage.
LnL is truly a cancer weapon.
>>292331884
>your nest gets destroyed
>all teles eliminated while in respawn
>point gets captured
>panic and hope your team holds them off enough so you can rebuild your shit
>he sits uselessly at first with his sentry facing a wall
at least sit in a rancho relaxo so we know you're a troll
>>292328530
>Ignore Spy going by this retard's logic
>He revolvers you to death and you lose all your Uber
GOOD THING HE DIDN'T STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB RIGHT?
>>292331939
I found this image on 4chan
>Join US server
>Nobody is talking
>Finally, somebody starts to talk over voice
>"Great, someone I can work with!"
>"Я eбaть твoю мaть в жoпy , cyкa ))"
>Later
>Join Russian server because nothing else was open
>Just play and ignore voice chat, actually having fun
>American joins the server
>Burps and eats over mic
>Whenever someone speaks Russian, he shouts "AH CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING COMMIE"
RO2 is fucking shit, I don't know why I bother.
>>292316446
That's free assist gold and experience for two other bros, nigga.
The next one will be easier. And the next, even more so.
>>292330804
because vac is shit
Sniper now has a rifle that has a meter that fills up from kills. When the meter is fully charged, he can see enemy targets within a certain range behind wall. The rifle can shoot through any walls, but only headshots will count. He can't bodyshot during this 'focus' mode. Razorback gives Sniper bullet resistance as long as the Razorback is active. Razorback can be recharged upon a certain number of sniper kills instead of having to back to spawn.
Medic now has a melee that acts like a beacon so that teammates within a certain radius will always know of Medic's location.
Engie's now mini sentry does less knockback.
>Heavy's face whenever he dies
Why is he fucking grinning
>>292333114
NICE NAME FAGGOT
>dominate enemy team
>guy on their team jumps onto your team, initiates a votekick against you for 'cheating'
>it suceeds
>>292333114
he's happy he doesn't have to play a shit class anymore
>>292333635
you probably are if you are dominating the whole team. It's pretty erect penis trying to keep 5-6 dominations without dying to some random crit or lucky backstab.
>>292333961
Heavies, Medics and Pyros are pretty much useless on empty maps. Every other class can pretty much kill them at a distance if your team doesn't have a good sniper.
>>292333635
>shit talking a lot
>some guy is telling BLU to kick me
>I'm one of the better players so no one votes to kick
>he hops on to BLU
>he initializes a kick
>it fails
>RED has one guy too many
>he can't hop back
>kick to vote him
>he gets kicked
>>292334085
*open/big maps
>>292333964
It's usually the case that you will dominate 6 people easily enough if you play on Valve servers, which is where most of the votekick shenanigans happen.
You won't dominate the other half of the team because they are all sitting in spawn not helping their team, hence why it's so easy in the first place.
>>292323767
>mod on a server
>friend is server admin
>girl comes in
>she keeps talking about how she's a girl and she's a real girl gamer
>thirsty guys start to worship her
>someone tells her to shut up
>mics start lighting up
>they're mad
>people start asking me to ban the person who told her to shut up
>"no"
>they start raging at me, threatening to report me to the admin
>"k"
>message him to come into the server
>make fun of the whiteknights and girl
>set them to guest status (can't use anything)
>set the guy who told her to shut up to a regular
>mfw
My friend and I have recently started doing this thing in TF2 where if we win we always say "Gg guys, gg" regardless if it was actually a good game or not. If we lose, we go "Bg guys, bg"
For whatever reason people get so pissed off at this. I'd highly recommend it.
>>292321776
did you fuck her?
>>292325757
>When you get auto-balanced to the losing team and then single-handedly turn the tide around
>>292324734
no thats sonic or minecraft
>join custom server
>few people on server so everyone ignores the objective and do silly games like dodgeball and melee only fights
>admin joins server
>he starts killing the enemy team and doing the objective despite both teams just wanting to have some fun until the server gets filled
>>292334529
I love that feel. Sometimes all a team needs to win is a good soldier or Medic. Or just a scout to distract a sentry with Bonk. Or just a sniper to take care of the
>>292332712
that's not how 4chan file-names work liar
>that guy who stops to type "..." every time something bad happens for our team
pisses me off more than anything they could have actually said
>people that get mad at every little mistake
Sometimes people lag or something happens in real life or some people misclick or don't pay attention to everyone's ammo or health
>>292335076
Whatever
>>292335058
I don't understand
>>292335076
People that type like this...
Always sounds like they're upset at something...
But wont directly state it...
Example:
Happy birthday... hope it was great...
>>292335076
I just squeal like a pig on mic whenever something goes wrong.
>find team mate waiting around a corner because there's a sentry
>playing Spy so naturally it's sappy sap teamwork time
>team mate is apparently impatient and just runs out directly behind you the moment you go to sap it
>you both die
>>292320667
>join a TF2 pub a while back
>people are pretty chill
>we're on the mann manor
>eventually someone gets a brilliant idea
>set up sentries
>ALL OVER THE FINAL BASE
>literally like, 7-8 engineers with sentries covering the final cap
>nobody can get in and capture because the sentries immediately gun them down
>no spies can sap them because we have 7 fucking engies that will immediately kill the spy and break the sapper
>along with pyros and heavies being constantly fed ammo
>>292335548
>uber at 97%
>heavy decides to rush into front of 3 sentries thinking that I'll reach 100% before he dies
>>292335505
I want to play a video game with you
>>292335505
>some dudes boringly chatting
>another guy joins and just starts squealing or screaming like he's dying
>some fags want to vote mute him
>vote no and laugh my ass off in my chair
>get absolutely crushed, completely one-sided
>enemy team: "gg"
>>292321267
>>292321383
>neo /v/
>play Spy, don't disguise, just find stragglers and revolver them to death
>enemy Pyro starts complaining about me playing Spy wrong and about how I don't even have a hat
>Ridley: "Woooow, it took 5 hits for you guys to knock me down!"
>People tell their life story in chat.
>>292316446
>Royally fuck two of their team mates
>remaining three double down on the remodel Night Stalkers rear end charity fund
>die
>they lol
>my team shows up a nanosecond after the text hits the screen and cleans house
feels good
>>292337061
AND DO A DIGITAL SHITPOST
HEY THIS IS FUN!
>>292334783
>Or just a Sniper to take care of the
>>292320765
You just have no idea how much jizz I've sacrificed to this glans goblin.
![[aif] poo flinging monkey is looking good!.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cWtU0hD.jpg "[aif] poo flinging monkey is looking good!.jpg")
>Hear some female on my team with a generic "cutesy" name
>Notice her avatar looks familiar
>Look at her profile
>It's Pepe from that angry picture /r9k/ uses for REEEEEE
>Look at her aliases
>Free Vivian James
>I only date monster boys
>Garbage Man from Garbage Land
God fucking damnit why
>>292324089
>Playing Meta Knight
>Mario back throws me while I'm at 110%
>Red lightning but I DI it
>Mario does his long as fuck up taunt
>Dimensional cape him for the kill while he's still stuck in that long ass animation
Best feeling.
>play tf2 on and off for nearly 8 years
>still not that great
>tfw
>>292337946
>Play TF2 on and off for 8 years
>Still only good at Heavy
>No Medic ever wants to heal me they just stick with the Soldiers and Demomen
>>292324089
>backheel as zelda
>send you flying off the side
>look towards you
>downtaunt
>you walk up like a faggot to my 3D
>i've got my side smash
>send you flying into the fucking stratosphere
>hold down duck
>mfw
>>292337946
>play off and on 5 years
>walk all over regular players
>can't raise a finger against actual good players
always seems to be the case with every game but fuck
>>292337825
>play Bowser
>getting served by a Sonic
>its one stock each, Im at 90% and hes at 10%
>I get caught in an up smash near the edge
>fly off to top corner of screen
>CUM ON STEP IT UP
>I dont die
>my shadow looms over him like an encroaching doom
>he panics and throws out his shield
>Bowser Bomb is already reaching mach 5
>Pah-TING
>He gets popped right off the stage and gently falls down completely helpless
>changes his name to SCRUB and quits
Bestest feeling
>>292337813
>a child starts talking on voice chat
>pepe avatar
> have really low ping
> BR's constantly vote kick you out of matches even when I havent killed anyone yet
> "mini ping mini ping! huehue"
not to mention they all sucked ass and pretty much infested the game
>>292317740
This fucking shit right here. worse guy always spamming shit tier insults while being carried by team.
>>292321982
>lose to a guy
>figure out his play style
>rematch
>apply new knowledge to fuck him
>fuck him multiple times
>"doesn't matter I beat you the first time"
>>292339030
Shit I didn't mean to reply
>throw projectile
>he keeps getting hit by it
>he refuses to block
>he dies to me just throwing shit out and him not knowing how to deal with it
>"fucking spammer play a shooter of you want to do that"
>>292326250
>on Gaylo Reach playing infection
>shotgun an infected player but I still get killed and infected
>become infected
>he dies to my shotty blast due to lag compensation
>I'm already infected so it counts as a betrayal
>he kicks me from the game
>be me during mw2 prime days
>be faggot quick scoper, but treat it seriously, practice rust every day and such.
>go into free for all to hone skills
>fucking dominate
>here people on through my tv frustrated and them teaming up to try and kill me
>mfw i stay every game until they quit and continue to destroy them with the intervention
Soon later i realized how cancerous the quick scoping community and play style was. It was fun but by fuck was that shit toxic
>>292339941
>here
please excuse my 2nd grade spelling errors
>>292338029
>>292337946
>>292338223
btw, is anyone else absolutely disgusted that TF2 only got worse after 8 years?
games like Killing and Dota were tweaked and improved over the years, while TF2 just became shittier and shittier.
I could go on a whole slew of issues the game has that it DIDN'T have at launch, but it's too fucking late to save that game.
Overwatch looks interesting, but it won't be an arena shooter, it's like a moba team fight where you all use your abilities at the same time in conjunction.
>>292340068
>TF2
>Only getting worse
>DotA
>Only getting better
I bet you play Troll Warlord
>>292317070
>Battlefront II
>Kashyyk
>guy gets Boba Fett
>only just kills enough guys to stay alive
>every ai goes after him
>capture all the command posts while he's fighting ai
>win
>after the match
>"you only won cause I was busy"
>>292340242
my bad, these latest patches have been shit. The patch quality has been going downhill ever since Icefrog moved in with Valve.
Gone are the days of super extreme mechanics, not for the sake of being ebin or edgy, but just because the game offered it. Now? the game is being simplified for the BR's.
>>292340413
TF2 is fine right now
The fact that they completely revamped Demoman this past Christmas shows they're at least trying.
>>292340774
>revamped
>implying that they weren't tampering with something that is fine
I don't give a shit if they are "trying" if they are being fucking retarded about it, they should just not touch it.
>that guy who has his mic on and you cant help but wonder what in the fuck he's doing to make those sounds
>>292340854
>implying Demoman isn't fine now
The only weapons that are still broken are the Phlogistinator and the Beggar's Bazooka, one of them rewarding you with a self-Kritzkrieg just for doing any form of damage at virtually no drawback, and the other being a bottomless Rocket Launcher
>fag chasing you specifically the entire match
>kill him constantly
>get a dozen kills off him alone
>he finally kills you once
>"gotcha faggot"
>>292341156
>mic on
>just breathes
for what purpose?
