>"Hey Anon, let's race!"
who is this semen demon
>>288781794
>boob freckles
>>288781794
I want her to sit on my face and shoot a meaty fart right down my throat
How would you make out with this chick when she has no nose?
>>288784585
Wait a second, I thought you're supposed to put it in vagoogoo
>>288784727
What? No I mean making out. Like kissing and rubbing each others hair and stuff. Can't kiss right if there's no nose.
who is this cum drum
>>288784838
This is just sad.
>>288784838
what
>>288783920
Rubi from Wings of Vi
who is this ejaculation sensation
who is this love nectar extractor
>>288785626
love nectar collector, anon
who is this sperm worm
>>288785413
>>288785310
No, because when you kiss a girl and you press your lips to hers, your noses will bump unless you tilt to the side, right? So then you tilt your head from side to side so your noses rub together, and that's why it's called making-out, and not just kissing.
I wanna fuck that faerie.
>>288786004
/v/
Who's this cum plum?
>>288786004
nigga what
>>288786004
>>288786004
The master of intimacy at work.
>>288786004
Holy shit
>>288786004
>>288786004
>>288786004
>>288786004
i enjoy my time here often
>>288786004I've never kissed a girl. I just wanted to post a reaction image
>>288786004
>>288786504
>>288786718
>>288786743
>>288786920
>>288786924
>>288787001
>>288787014
>>288787107
>>288787150
>>288787205
Look, that's the way it works. I should know, because when I was young and naïve and I had my first kiss, the girl told me that that's how you make out, and every girl that I've gone up to and asked if that was how you make out said yes, so eat shit.
>>288786004
huh
>>288786004
Put me in the screencap
>>288786004
>tilt head from side to side while kissing
>so your noses rub together
Tell your eskimo parents that you're a weird faggot
>>288787365
>Makes a fool of himself
>N-no guys you are all the faggots
>>288787365
well consider me corrected then
>>288787423
What do Indians have to do with this.
>>288786004
>>288787365
You sure the girl wasn't as autistic as you?
>>288786004
>>288787365
>>288786004
This is high post.
>>288787365
>a random girl told me why she thinks it's called making out
>I sure showed you faggots
>>288787537
what happened to this steve nash? los angeles really changed him
>>288786004
>>288786004
Thread is done people.
There nothing more to say here.
>>288787365
so you're telling me that you went up to random girls throughout your life and asked them if it's true that it's called making out because your noses touch
>>288787365
Rubbing noses together is eskimo kissing you dumb fuck.
>>288787656
you're alright man
>>288787369
>>288787409
>>288787423
>>288787475
>>288787484
>>288787537
>>288787549
>>288787591
>>288787597
>>288787601
>>288787609
>>288787640
Look, you guys can think this is funny all you want, but I can garuntee that I've kissed more girls that you, and if they all say that that's how you make out, then you guys are clearly wrong.
>>288787616
She didn't tell my why it's called "making out" per say, but that's why it's called something other than just "kissing". I'm not trying to start an argument, I just wanted to know how you'd go about making out with a noseless faerie.
>>288781794
Why is this being spammed so much?
>>288786004
>>288787882
No, because you're still actually kissing when you make out. It's just "making out" when you kiss AND rub noses. I dunno, chicks are weird like that, but that's how it is.
>>288787365
>>288786004
>>288787924
ITS MAKING OUT BECAUSE THERE IS TONGUE TWISTING ACTION, NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH NOSES YOU BOUNCING RETARD
>>288787924
>Oh no all these people are calling me out
>Better keep my supreme autism in check and link every post so I can call them kissless virigns
>That'll show them
>>288787924
>but I can garuntee that I've kissed more girls that you
Your mother doesn't count m8
>>288787951
Because Rubi a cute, now stop trying to de-rail the reaction thread
>>288787924
>>288787924
>>288787365
>>288786004
Thread derailed
>>288786004
>>288787951
another epic meme from the meme factory board /s4s/
>>288788032
This is actually painful
Can we just post more Rubi
>>288787924
>>288787924
record a phone call asking this question to one of these girls and post it
>>288786004
>>288787365
>>288787924
Oh my fucking God.
>>288786004
Summer is here
>>288788114
What the fuck was even the topic?
>CUTE VIDYA GIRL
>discuss
>>288788163
>>288788263
I'M GOING TO RUB NOSES WITH RUBI!
>>288788241
More like Spring Break
>>288786004I'm in the same boat as >>288787330
>>288787924
>Kissed more girls than me
Alright, I'm gonna break anonymity here for a fucking second and lay your underage autistic ass to bed.
I work as a fucking male escort because taking a major in English is fucking useless in this day and age, so there goes the "kissed more girls than you" shit right out the window.
Making Out is a slang term, and you're describing Eskimo kisses, and the girl likely called it making out because she was probably too fucking dumb or young to know any better.
The fact that you're too stupid to educate yourself on something this fucking trivial is astounding, let alone that you're here trying to perpetuate this shit despite everyone else here is telling you otherwise.
>>288788263
You're absolutely right, if anything this is a huge improvement.
>>288788263
do you want to race boobfreckles or not
it's not that hard to comprehend
>>288786004
I have no words.
>>288787924
Dude I hate to break it to ya but you're literally retarded, and saying that you've kissed more than me is just plain stupid
Please kill yourself
>>288788263
If you wanna stretch it, its about an indie game called WIngs of Vi thats a platformer that will wreck your shit until you quit or get gud. Only problem is this exact post was made just about two or three hours ago, so I'm guessing OP just discovered it and wants an excuse to post the cute angel girlNot that I'm complaining of course
>>288786004
I shouldn't have bumped this thread
>>288786004
i had to see what all the hub-bub was about, then I read the comment
the fuck is this shit?
>>288788371
>I work as a fucking male escort
what's the pay on that like? do you just fuck old ladies or dudes also?
>>288787924
dank
Oh come on guys his comment wasn't that bad
You just want your posts to be in a picture, face it
>>288788404
Almost.
Needs more reply numbers
>>288788092
No that's dumb. That's be like, "making in", because it's inside.
>>288788096
Why would I kiss my mom?
>>288788209
I'm in between girlfriends right now, so I can't. I'll post it next time I get one though, to show you all just how wrong you were.
>>288788371
You can make up shit all you want, there's nobody proving me wrong in this thread though.
Guys seriously, can we just go back to the noseless vidya girl and be done with it?
>>288786004
/thread derailed
>>288788371
>I work as a male escort
Y'know, since the thread is derailed already, might as well inquire about your job for a bit.
Do you work for a company or use a website?
Are you exclusive to one gender?
How much do you charge and for what?
How often do you even work?
I was always curious about this shit so if theres a time to ask it might as well be now
>>288788485
Is itfun?
>>288788630
but would there have been a picture if people hadn't replied?
>>288788658
>>288788559
The pay's enough to keep bills on the table.
I'm not entirely at liberty to say who my clients were, but I am at liberty to say my anus is completely untouched by man meat and no cock has ever met my mouth.
It's called making out because it's easier to say and less explicit than other terms with a similar meaning.
Kinda like making love and etc.
Also go ahead and leave or just kill yourself, because you aren't going to forget this embarrassment for the rest of your life.
>>288787924
>I can guarantee I've kissed more girls than you
you're right, I prefer boys.
>>288788658
>backpeddling
>>288787924
>>288781794
>>288786004
>>288787365
So is this some kinda meta shilling thread to push Wings of Vi before it goes on sale?
>>288788710
I pirtaed it a few hours ago and have been playing it since. Its a good time sink, but frustrating as fuck, even on Normal difficulty. I had to take a break because I was going against a boss who was wrecking my shit and I wans't making any progress. A lot of the game is just throwing your body at shit till you can execute the moves absolutely perfectly. So if you like shit like I wanna be the guy or Super meat boy, its kinda like that in that regard.
>>288788658
>make retarded
>s-stop making fun of me, let's just get back to this thread's nonexistent topic p-pls
Nigga.
>>288788765
how did you get into that line of work anyway? when i was low on money i just sold weed and MDMA.
>>288788658
You've brought this on yourself
>>288787924
>NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING
>>288788796LONDON?!
>>288788706
Company
I gotta fuck who I gotta fuck
I'm not entirely obligated to tell you the pay grade, but it's enough to afford Vidya and life necessities.
I personally work four days a week.
>>288788658
You don't kiss your mother? What sort of an unloving, ungrateful son are you?
Brb, going to hug and kiss my mum because I love her and and appreciate all she has done for me.
>>288786004
Nuke meca now!! this is the final signal.
>>288788914
Have this
>>288788765
So, you totally fucked some twinks?
>>288788658
There was no topic before this. It's just the OP going "I WANNA FUCK THIS ANGEL CHICK."
You're the only one (along with that dumb girl) that thinks making out = eskimo kissing.
But making love is something totally different. You don't have to be fucking a girl to rub noses while kissing. Is this seriously that hard to get?
>>288788989
Hugs are fine, but kisses are intimate and only for people you're crushing on. That is, if I'd kiss my mom. If she'd kiss me on the forehead or something, that's different.
>>288789110
But it's several girls anon. All the girls I've kissed have said this when I asked. That's at least 15 or so.
>>288788658
>there's nobody proving me wrong in this thread though
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=make%20out
>>288788983
Neato, thanks for the info. Getting payed to fuck old women and twinks may not be everyones cup o tea, but good on you man, hope you end up some rich politician's favorite and they can pay you 10 grand a night or some shit.
>>288788989
>kissing someone who granted you the albility to die at any time
>ever
>>288788983
>I gotta fuck who I gotta fuck
Do they at least have to take a bath first?
Seems like a profitable way to experience the full spectrum from old lady to fat cow.
>>288786004
On my friend's phone, only thing he has that'll pass as a reaction image.
I have no ragrets
>>288789064
Three and a creep with really bad pizzaface and a fursuit.Never fuck while wearing a fursuit. Especially one with a hole for your dick in it.
Shit's hotter than the hinges of hell and disgusting.
>>288789175
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=make%20out
Scroll down and look at that fucking image. They're rubbing noses, you faggot.
>>288788845
It went on sale a week ago, don't be an idiot.
>>288789175
I'll rom my hand right up yer mum's nose.
>>288786004
Anon, I've only kissed 2 girls besides family related ones and I can tell you for a fact that is not how you kiss a women
>>288789168
>he doesn't make out with his mother
>>288789168
>kisses are intimate and only for people you're crushing on
Muricans.
>>288789168
>this nigga got trolled by 15 girls
Thats fucking sad
>>288786004
>>288789379
>making out with other dudes you just met as a sign of friendship
yurofags
>>288789168
>not making out with your mother
pleb
>>288789316
Did you screw the roo?>>288789336
>>288789325
>determining a motion from a static image
confirmed for delusional guys, nothing to discuss here
>>288789231I wish. Landwhale is not my specialty. Thick is nice, but I avoid Fat Fridays on here for sexual PTSD purposes. Smell's fucking unbearable.
>>288789198
Could be worse. At least I'm not a virgin who doesn't know what making out means.
>>288789336
ABOUT A WEEK AGO
>not kissing your mother on the lips
fags
>>288789508No john you are the fursuit
>>288789576
Alright, one last question: Who were some of the best fucks you've had on the job? I'm willing to bet you've fucked at least a few chicks that are moderately attractive.
>>288787656
e
pic
>>288789639
>tfw have sort of hot aunt who always kisses me on the lips when I leave her house
>>288789365
Well then you're probably doing something wrong, because literally every girl I've asked has said that's the way it is, and next time I get a girlfriend (College is a great place), I'll get her to tell you guys how it is. Give me a month or so.
>>288789412
How are 15 unconnected girls all gonna say the same thing, unless it's true? Think for a second, anon.
>>288789736
Not him, but I doubt chicks like that have to resort to escorts.
I don't get it
Some guy said you tilt your head to the side when you make out and everyone is flipping shit.
Can someone decode this for me if I'm not understanding it?
>>288789736
Had one 8/10 who wanted to get back at her boyfriend for cheating on her.
Nice girl, didn't quite understand you weren't supposed to be as sweet as she wasNot that I complained. Love a good leg wrap.
And I'll be the first to admit that traps can tell what grinds your crank better than a woman.
>>288789836
Stop this before someone screencaps everything.
>>288789894
The secret lies on the nose, anon.
>>288789894
He believes that the difference between "making out" and "kissing" is that when you make out, your noses rub together. He says several girls have told him this.
>>288789894
No, he said rubbing noses is what differentiates making out from just kissing.
>>288789983
fuck you i'm doing it anyways
>>288789894
He belives that the act of rubbing noses and lightly kissing is making out.
>>288789836
It's a conspiracy, anon.
Your girlfriends have all been molemen, using their freakishly powerful noses to determine whether or not you're a threat to their plans.You're not, but they think it's funny how stupid you are.
I'm a sexologist(currently in between jobs) and I can confirm that making out includes noseplay, the difference between makingout and kissing is non penetrative fondling or rubbing and the nose is an erogenous zone.
>>288789836
>hey, is making out when you rub noses while you kiss?
>i guess? (what the fuck is this autist talking about i just want to fuck and get out of here)
And you seriously asked 15 girls this question? How autistic are you?
>>288789836
You bit bait that was too sweet for you and they played you like a fiddle
>>288788965sorry im in deep south murica
Alright faggot, here's the fucking textbook definition
Making out is usually considered an expression of affection or sexual attraction. An episode of making out is frequently referred to as a "make-out session" or simply "making out", depending on the speaker's vernacular. It covers a wide range of sexual behavior, and means different things to different age groups in different parts of the United States. It typically refers to kissing, including prolonged, passionate, open-mouth kissing (also known as French kissing), and intimate skin-to-skin contact. The term can also refer to other forms of foreplay such as heavy petting, which typically involves some genital stimulation, but usually not the direct act of penetrative sexual intercourse.
>>288789836
No anon, you're right. I've had at least 5 girls say the same thing to me. Me and my girlfriend make out like that all the time. Keep fighting the good fight, knock some sense into these underage kids.
linear version
>>288790096
Sure buddy.
>>288790120
It's his credential to kissing a girl.
>hey bb u wan some fuck
>ah yeah
>but first, is making out kissing with mostly nose rubbing
>>288790120
He's autistic enough to link every post calling him out in between every reply he's made and either insulted them all, backpedaled, tried to change the subject, and still hasn't abandoned the thread.
If I had to guess, he's probably barely functioning.
>>288790280
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>>288788404
>didn't put him in the screencap
>>288789836
At the minimum my kissing is at least better then rubbing your noses together like your slapping two dicks against each other.
>>288789836
What retarded regional dialect do you even have? People get confused by my Boston terminology all the time, but never have I heard of something THIS fucking retarded.
>>288790408
>he doesn't set his 4chan to explode mode
>>288789836
I think I found the reason why a girl hasn't stayed with you yet.
>>288789836
>next time I get a girlfriend
there has to be a first time before you can have a next time
>>288790232
>Making out is usually considered an expression of affection or nasal attraction. An episode of making out is frequently referred to as a "make-out session" or simply "making out", depending on the speaker's vernacular. It covers a wide range of sexual behavior, and means different things to different age groups in different parts of the United States. It typically refers to kissing, including prolonged, awkward regular kissing, and intimate nose-to-nose contact. The term can also refer to other forms of schnozplay such as heavy picking, which typically involves some nasal stimulation.
FTFY
>>288786004
>this whole thread
came for the fapping stayed for the kissing
>>288786004
1/10
>>288790542
looks like some type of faggy reddit layout
>>288787924
>>288786004
>>288788658
i'm fucking dead holy shit
>>288790680
do u not use 4chan x
put me in the screencap you faggots
>>288790014
>>288790015
>>288790034
But it is.
>>288790096
>>288790236
>>288790572
See? Other, worldly anons are even starting to agree with me. Now kindly stop trying to start shit.
>>288790295
It's more of me making out with them, they ask what I'm doing, and I explain, and they say "okay", and we keep going.
>>288790560
Because they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life, and I don't want to deal with it when they dump their problems on me.
>>288790680
>This must be the doing of an enemy reddit!
>>288790680
It's a 4chanX setting
git gud, m8
PS how do you know what Reddit looks like? Go back there, fagtron.
>>288790731
god damnit. this isn't the original guy, is it.
This all makes a lot more sense if you consider the possibility that this guy is an alien.
>>288790731
You just gave yourself away.
Gotta love those mods, huh.
>>288790731
>they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life
nigga please stop i can't be dealing with this anymore
i have class tomorrow and i'm sitting in bed hooting like a fucking chimpanzee
>>288790757
>Vi-vi's bizarre cuckhold
>>288790727
>>288790778
wow you guys are really good at the 4chan
>>288790731
Your cover is blown, anon. You had a good run.
>assblasted virgins trying to make fun of a guy telling them they'll never kiss a fictional girl
You guys are fucking pathetic.
>>288791038
you mean make out
she doesn't have a nose, after all
>come in to this thread expecting it to be identical to the last one
>leave with so much more
I knew there was a reason I still came here.
>>288786004
>>288787365
>>288787924
>>288788658
Hush neega.
>>288791038
Not kiss, make out. You could kiss the pic in the OP just fine, but she'd need those shnoz glasses to make out.
>>288790893
Are you laughing because your romance life has been a lie all these years
>>288791019
>>288790828
There's no cover to blow, if anything, I'm blowing your cover about not knowing how to make out now that more anons are agreeing.
>>288790904
>>288790731
>It's more of me making out with them, they ask what I'm doing, and I explain, and they say "okay", and we keep going.
>>288790731
>Because they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life, and I don't want to deal with it when they dump their problems on me.
>>288791327
No, look, he hadn't posted any images. You're obviously not the same guy. Have the courtesy of not artificially prolonging this.
>>288781794
>all these retards in this thread replying to bait this weak
Has /v/ really fallen this hard?
>>288791204
I WANNA TAKE YOU TONTHE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIES
SHORTAY
>>288789939
How did you get your job?
>>288791330
LOL I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDD
>>288791426
I just wanted to talk about how there's no Wings of Vi porn. ;_;
>>288790731
>>288791554
Saving thumbnails?
No dignity.
>>288791554
Daily reminder: Your life isn't real, it's just only a dream.
You aren't even real, only just a fragment of a dream.
>>288791596
just ask solgryn to make some, he draws lewd girls nonstop
>>288790731
>Because they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life, and I don't want to deal with it when they dump their problems on me.
>>288791426
I'm sure everyone's just pretending.
>>288786004
this is for you
>>288791679
So I accepted this concept yet I still exist. Shouldn't I disappear or something ? Am I a god ?
>came in here looking for qt angel porn
>Literal retard samefagging to cover his ass as the next new maymay is born
>sex worker talking about shagging a guy while wearing a fursuit
>endless shitposting
Can't I just have one fucking fap this month?
>>288791679
>BB in a nutshell
>>288791569
Can you please not shitpost? The quality of the posts in this thread is indicitave enough of how low this board has stooped.
>>288791418
But I have. See my "smug 3dpd" image before the thread blew up like this. irrationally, I might add.
Can you guys just stop pretending like this isn't a normal thing? You all have kissed girls, right?
>>288791679
God I hope so.
>>288791679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFk45PPOZMI
>>288791789
Go look up porn somewhere else. We're shitposting here.
>>288791789Knitler
>>288791548
Looked around for an opening after a friend recommended it after I got booted from my old place for not having any money.Keep asking questions if you'd like. It's nice to get this shit out every once in a while. Mildly therapeutic even.
>>288791829
>>288791968
What kind of women are the most common? Where would someone look for a job as an escort?
>>288791968
You ever get any underage girls trying to say they're legal?If so did you fuck them anyway?
>>288791759
I dunno, anon. They sound pretty real to me.
>>288786004
>>288791426
>>288791759
>>288792267
I'm having fun on /v/ and you can't stop me.
>>288791968
Do you go out with the girl first or is it just fuckinh?
OP, I'm really sorry for this. If you want actual discussion of this, make a new thread when this one dies and all the shitposting subsides, though I'm sure these guys will carry their shitposting to the next thread.
>>288792267
this is now nice grill thread :^)
>>288786004
Fuck i love this place sometimes.
>>288792229
I ask for ID at the door.At least after the first time I got loli-bombed. I sure as hell am not getting written up as a sex offender. Missed someone coming to her house by fucking seconds.
>>288786004
>>288787365
>>288787924
>>288788658
>>288790731
holy shit kill yourself
>>288792443
>>288786004
>>288792443
>>288781794
Don't even know what this thread is, but I didn't move on till I beat that bitch. Fuck yeah.
>>288792434
Oh, count on it. Someone's screencapping this shit and post it everytime that OP pic gets posted.I hope it's not me
>>288786004
>>288787365
>>288787924
>>288788658
>>288790731
V I D E O G A M E S
>>288792143
Old ladies and twinks are common.
>>288792414
Sometimes, if they want to. Charge a little extra if they're younger, but the older folks generally just want company, so I keep that off their tab.
There was a nice old woman who called me over every week or so and we just chatted.
>>288786004
Does anyone have any Thomas the Train Porn?
>>288792443I honestly don't understand the nice girl meme.
>>288792484
>loli bombed
How old was she?
Desperate high schoolers I can understand but it sounds like this one was one of those who hit puberty early
>>288786004
So this is the power of the shitpost huh?
Not bad, not bad at all...
>>288792919
I say lolibombed, she was sixteen and puberty hit her like a train.I could have sworn she was at least 23 from how she looked.
>>288792842
>>288786004
So someone's screencapping this, right? I've got tilefucker's email and I'm sure he'd get a kick out of this.
>>288786004
alright?
>>288793163
How do you have tilefucker's email? What is it?
>>288786004
<delete>
>>288793262
I personally know the guy. I don't give him shit about his fetishes, and he doesn't heckle me for mine, but we do get kicks from shit like this.
>>288793583
>I personally know tilefucker
sure you do you faggot
