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>that guy who says "ow" when he takes damage
Hey, that's me. Sup?
maybe you're just not immersed enough
>>288150209
Why the fuck do people ALWAYS do this
>>288150209
>now making short significations that your are under attack to let your team know there is an enemy attacking in that area
Fuckin casual
>>288150425
git gud
>>288150209
I do this all the time
>that guy who tilts in his seat as he turns in a racing game
>>288150209
>>288150425
Ow, that hurts my feelings.
>>288150209
>that guy that stands up a bit when he makes a big jump
>that guy who says ”イタイータイタイタイタイ~!” when he takes damage
>>288150209
>mfw I'm that guy.
>Playing DaS2 on360
>has in game voice chat unlike DaS1
>faggots now try to be all tacticool and strategic before boss fights
>OKAY GUYS I'LL BE HEALER YOU BE RANGED ANON YOU BE DPS ALRIGHT LET'S GO
>every fucking time it's just us slashing at the boss because Souls games are just hack n slash with stamina bars
>>288150209
It's a reflexive good verbal cue to tell your teammates that you're getting fucked up the second you start taking damage
>that guy that tries to get a better look by tilting his head instead of moving his mouse to see what's happening in-gameGod damn I hate when the POV feels claustrophobic.
>>288150209
Fuck you, bro. I feel my characters pain. I empathize with their plight. I have fought dragons, I have learned and ancient language, I have saved the princess. I am a gamer, it's in my blood!
>>288150209
>Walk into shit constantly due to being clumsy
>Have built up an immunity to pain related to walking into things
>Still say ow out of reflex
>that guy who shows you meme videos and looks over at you during the funny parts to see if you're laughing
>>288152935
>Cannot laugh because the person built it up to be the most hysterical shit of all time and expectations were not met so you chuckle awkwardly and feel autistic.
>>288152823
>characters pain
>and ancient language
Post discarded.
>>288150209
I also make gun noises when I shoot people
>>288150209
I do that a lot, but mostly when I was seriously outskilled or got hit before I could even react.
>>288150209
I also onomatopeianise sound effects
>>288151907
>itititit
the fucking worst. hello david-kun
>>288153605
>Your face when you realize you are doing this alone
>the guy who hits you when he's losing
Literally autism/anger issues.
>>288152935
HOLY SHIT THIS
GODDAMN IT JACOB, I FUCKING HATE YOU MEMESPOUTING CUNT. FUCK OFF.
>>288153756
>>288153605
I lost a friend because he wouldn't stop doing it over skype.
He kept doing it even after I asked him to stop.
"pew pew pew" "dush dush" "pam" "bang"
In the end I flipped the fuck out and his little feelings were hurt.
Also what is up with people who stand up mid game, and lean when they turn in a race etc, is it genetic autismo?
>>288152935That was me as kid/teen
>>288150209
>that guy who says lol instead of laughing
>>288152935
>always have that "kind" smile when someone does this.
>still happens to this day and I'm 24
>That guy who becomes dead silent when he dies for something he thinks wasn't his fault
>Entire Skype calls goes silent as a result
>>288153756
>implying I'm doing this in public and not playing shooting games like ut2k4 or RTS games like age of empires
calm your autism, I'm not one of those people.
>>288153753
reread it anon
>>288150209
>That guy who says "hup" on a pivotal jumpI am that guy
>not saying "AAAЙ" automatically when one attack takes 90~99% of your health
>>288150209
I do that.
I also get into my role sometimes, like earlier today in as a doorgunner in Battlefield. On a stretch of a road I killed about 6 infantry with the minigun, with my friend flying, and...
>GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS
>GET SOME, GET SOME
>OH SHIT RPG
english isn't even my native language
>that guy who turns his head when he gets flashed
>that guy who ends friendships after bad dota matches
>>288154335
>that guy who takes it one step above and says lawlz
>besides that one quirk he's the coolest and broest motherfucker I know
>>288150209
>Says Oh shit/fuck or a variation of that when he is about to get fucked up in a game.
>that guy who moves his body when steering in a racing game
>it's me
>>288152935please stop looking at me
>>288154335
>that guy
I once took the same bus that the school children take home (There is no school buses like in America). I heard people laugh out loud then finish their laugh by saying lol.
>>288153074just fuck my shit up
>>288155027
>that guy who ends friendships because we asked him too many times to play league and he got sick of saying no
We just wanted to have fun with you, Seanwe still miss you;-;
>>288155874
I'd leave too if my friends never stopped asking me to play bad games
>>288155874
>that guy who ends friendships because we asked him too many times to play league and he got sick of saying no
I would do that too if you couldn't learn to take no for an answer.
>>288155874
>Lol
I would have ditched your sorry ass the first time ASSFAGGOT
>that guy who throws a bitch fit when he doesn't win
Shit nigga it's just Sonic Shuffle.
>>288155874
>Willingly trying to get more people addicted to that genre
PLEASE STOP.
I miss my now assfagot addicted friends
>>288156090
He couldn't because of work and school, not because he didn't want to play.
We treated ASSFAGGOTS like mario party, just mindless fun. You'd have to be an idiot to take them seriously.
>>288156230
It was like a once a week thing, faggot.
>>288156294
>I don't like party games
Bet you hate mario party too. And having fun with friends.
>That guy that gives money to a youtuber/twitch streamer
>that guy that still likes Cracked
>That guy who talks to you so often and tries to treat you well but your poor self esteem makes him feel like a total creep, and you cut ties with him
>>288156479
Impliying. Just becasue I dont like a shitty moba doesnt mean I dont like party games.
>being that guy everybody comes to for help for personal problems
Well then.
>>288156487
>that guy with a LITTLE. WHITE. DICK.
>>288156851
assfaggots are party games anon
>that guy that swears like a sailor in multiplayer games and makes it awkward because you don't know if he's cussing at you or the games-sorry
>that guy that greets people with konichiwa/konbanwa
>watching the creatures play mineycrafta
>koots takes damage in the nether
>says ow ow ow in real life
>>288156896
>foreveralone
>people come to me for dating/relationship advice
>>288156621
God, what a horrific decline at that site. Seanbaby leaving made it so bad, and then it just got worse and worse.
>>288150209
"Ow xD"
>>288156479
>It was like a once a week thing, faggot.
Still too much, he isn't your girlfriend who you are nagging for sex, he has said he doesn't want to play the game.
You should have told him that he could just ask to join you if he ever changed his mind and left it at that after the first 2-3 times.
>that guy who coughs, sneezes, or chews food on the mic
>he's using push to talk
>>288157089
>Pushing an objective while playing vidya with a friend
>blam blam blam
>Rush the enemy guns blazing as I yell...
>Friend joins the voice chat
> ..." GET OUTTA HERE!"
>Friend leaves
TFW had to explain I meant the game
>that guy who refuses to play anything competitive whatsoever because he can't stand losing at all
>>288154148
>post deleted
...
>>288150209
I do this so much. It gets me into character and icnreases immersion.
>Ouch! Stop attacking me!
(If I get hit by continuous damage, like fire or poision) I go "Ahhh, Ough, Eech!" Until it stops. haha
>that guy who talks to people over the phone while the mic is on just to show he has friends outside of video games
>>288157532
haha
>>288157262
>>288157532
>>288157592
I bet you guys want to smell yoshi's eggs
>that mom that lifts the controller up when she jumps
I always chuckedl when she did that. Especially when playing DKC1-3 where she'd lift the controller up and down and up and down for every jump she made, sometimes a long jump she'd raise it high and slowly lower it down.
>that guild member who keeps trying to throw their self a pity party and clearly doesn't know what real depression is
>>288151505
Ah i remember back when my parents got my sister and I a n64 and we played mario kart together. My dad would turn his arms 90 degrees in the direction he was turning and sometimes nearly fall out of his chairfuck i miss him ;__;
>>288150209
>during intense moments I have peeled eyes and a tense look on my face
W-would you laugh at me /v/?
>>288150209
I do that all the time
>>288157251
>You should have told him that he could just ask to join you if he ever changed his mind and left it at that after the first 2-3 times.
That's kinda what happened. We were just a group who got together to play shit once or twice a week. His brother was in the group too and would sometimes go ask him in person if he wanted to join (probably not a good idea on hindsight). We just asked a few times but he got upset and cut ties. Think work just stressed him too much. Oh well.
>that guy who turns the controller when he turns left or right
>about to die
>shitshitshitFUCKFUCK NO GET AWAY FROM ME FUCK AAAAAAA-
>die
>well shit, I'm dead
anyone else who does this? first start panicking, trying anything to avoid dying and then going back to being completely calm once you're dead?
>watching a friend play binding of Isaac
>he's playing as Azazel
>every time he fires his brimstone he opens his mouth wide like he's actually firing it
Brian you fucking autistic piece of shit
>>288157996
>Using a wiimote?
>>288153234
hownu.ru
>>288158234
when in a tense horror game, yes.
>going fast in tribes
>instinctively move my head down or to the side when close to hitting something
Man do I miss that game
>>288152935CAAAARRRRRLLL
THAT KILLS PEOPLE, CARL
>>288157117
Well, consider the following: Maybe people perceive you as the type of person who doesn't put the pussy on the pedestal or give too much shit about social image (aka a alpha trait). If they know you for more than 2 years, then forget what i said.
>>288158662
Fuck you those are funny
>>288158234
It's a fucking game, why would one continue to panick when they've saved themselves?
Now, we all know we don't like to lose or restart things we've already gone through, and mild panicking is normal when such perils occur, heck I was getting tense yesterday when my team in Fire Emblem was starting to lose, it's perfectly natural to have these emotions, but having literal panick attacks and psychological symptons related to that because of video games is just plain autism.The mere evidence that you calm down after a certain result, whether it's positive or negative, goes to show you are most likely NOT autistic.
Be proud, son.
>that retard that always wants some hints and tips
>>288156896
>always honestly ask people how they're doing and talk with them about their problems if they have any
>they never come to me, but still appreciate my advice
it's great to be the initiator of conversations
nobody ever bothers me when I want silence, because they expect me to start the conversation. so they serve my social needs, not the other way around.
>when your friends browse reddit
>when your friends ask you if you browse reddit
>when your friends tell you greentext stories they saw on /r/4chan
>>288158992
>not directing him to a year's subscription of tips 'n tricks magazine
>>288157110
>MFW online friend started doing that but with "ohayo" (just to me and other guy, as that was our little trio back then)
>AFAIK he just watched shonen and only 1 or 2 weeb shit (i know he watched that anime known for being rotoscoped or whatever).
He seemed a normal person, otherwise, considering what i could hear from his family over skype and himself talking to them and sharing some of his stories. I seriously hope he doesn't go weeb, for his own sake.
>>288151505
>Used to exercise on a treadmill at a steady pace
>play N64 at the same time
>Play Mario Kart
>Turn when turn
>Fall off the treadmill all the time
That's when I just played Paper Mario instead.
>>288159151
>that guy that still thinks just looking at 4chan will give them da viruses
>that girl who can't go past a level/phase
>end up doing it for her
>its sometimes the easiest shit
>"omg anon you're so fucking pro!"
I'm tired of this.
>>288152935
>YO BRO I GOTTA SHOW YOU THIS AMAZING VIDEO LET ME USE YOUR COMPUTER
>I don't know man the other guys are waiting on us
>NAH TRUST TRUST LET ME SHOW YOU IT
>5 minutes later he's on my computer
>I didn't have time to clear my history so I'm slightly on edge
>He opens up a music video and looks over for my approval
>7 fucking minutes long
>YEAH BRO, SO COOL
>He starts typing in another one
>>288156487
>my best friend regularly watches streams
>he's fucking 18, not 12, and spends his afternoons fucking watching LPers play Monster Hunter
>he donated money to a streamer yet
now that I remember it
I regret not having stabbed him in the throat until he stops moving the last time I met him.
fuck.
>>288152935
I showed my friend Fesh Pince and expected this to happen, but he loved it.
>>288158805
yeah but I know from many people that they go
>AAARGH FUCK I'm dead! god damn it!
while I just immediately accept my fate within the millisecond it's over.
>I guess this is what perfect immersion feels like
>>288155874
Oh, you're THAT GUY.
Learn to take a hint you fucking moron, no one wants to play your shitty MOBAs. Your friend sounds like a cool guy.
>>288156896
>>288157117
you do realize that people do that because they see you as almost a non-person, like an emotional venting garbage bin, right?
they ask you for advice to hear what they already know just to hear it out loud from someone else, not because they think you're actually smart or collected or wise or whatever else you've concocted in your head.
if a lot of people ask you casually what to do in certain situations involving emotions you probably mean very, very little to them. so much so that they see absolutely no point in trying keep any mystique about themselves in your presence because you're such a social non-threat to them. almost insignificant. they see no reason to impress you, to interest you, to connect to you or to even like you.
their actually socially smart friends were probably busy at the time and you were probably the fourth or fifth best thing.
>>288151505
It's called immersion, you wouldn't know about it, being a casual pleb and all that.
>>288150209
>that guy who says "wow" when he takes damage
>>288155874
first time I've seen my name mentioned in a thread. LoL blows, and he was right for dropping someone who can't take a hint. If someone doesn't want to play they don't want to play.
>That guy who leans outwards when falling in a first person game
>that guy fucking someone while in voice chat
dammit Chris we get it, you can get laid, can we PLEASE take B now?
>>288156621
Well,I think after hours is still funny.
>>288159708
>that guy that won't shut up about his personal life when you're trying to play video games
>MUH JOB
>MUH GF
>MUH CLASSES
>MUH RENT
>That guy who cried during the Comstock House segment in InfiniteIt was me
>>288159659
There's a lot of stuff you don't know. Like he was the one to form the group and had us playing way more often than once a week before this happened.
But hating on party games makes you super cool to your /v/ friends, right?
>That guy who lures bees/spiders/angry beefalo to camp
Fuck you Brian, this is why we can't reach day 10.
>>288159659
this
there's a friend of mine who only plays fucking League. a disgusting Moba-only-casual. I tried it once to play with her, didn't like it, and dropped it.
you know why we're still friends?
because she doesn't fucking tell me to play it. she's fine with me not being moba-scum.
>>288155874
No anon, he's not the one you should call ">that guy", you're ">that guy". Keep your filthy moba away from me.
>>288159708
How many people have fucked you over anon
jesus christ
first time I've honestly felt bad for someone on here
>>288159378
I've been in that exact same spot, except for the history stuff
I'm not usually one to say this because its pretty fucking cancerous butFUCKINGNORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>288154048
In all honesty, I think you have autism
>>288160345
Was in reference to the quote. We are all that guy at different points.
>>288159708
>projecting your own social misgivings onto others
Shit anon get better friends.
>that guy who moves his body to look around corners or look pass characters
>>288160059
No, hating on shitty "party" games where no one has fun is something that rational people hate.
I played LoL with my friends on multiple occasions, they never said anything other than dismissive comments, and never conveyed that they were having fun. Have you ever watched some faggots playing Leauge in person? It's fucking disgusting. Their heads are glued to the screen like a zombie, most of the time they just get upset, BUT TOTES BRAH IT'S SO FUN WHY DON'T YOU PLAY AFTER THE 100th TIME WE'VE ASKED YOU? There is something fucking wrong when I'm acting like the normie of the group, and telling my buddies to go and hang out, all the while they're playing LoL 24/7.
>>288160223
It's WAY WORSE when you say that you don't like the game, and they come back at you saying that you must be bad at it.
>>288160425
He also showed me this and assumed that I wouldn't pass it off as stupid bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCaZaSon9A
>>288160692
>>288160420
OBVIOUS samefag
>>288160692
Yeah i'll just go pick up some friends from the friend store.
Good advice normiefuck.
>"ow"
>"that fucking hurts"
>"ow ow ow ow ow, whew, that was painful"
>Scream when you get suprised by an enemy
>Unleash epic warcries when you mow down enemies
Thanks for reminding me how annoying I must be in group skype calls when playing games.
>>288160807
Something might be wrong with your radar, anon.
>>288160778
>"Our history is not what we think!"
I remember that video, how fucking autistic do you have to be to believe this crap?
>>288159378
this is why I'm thinking of designing a tazer keyboard with a remote
>letters are copper
>warn dipshits to stop and get the fuck off my pc or they'll regret it
>they doubt it
>press another key
>suddenly fire back, out of my chair, from 80V going through their fingers
I should really, REALLY make this a thing.
>>288150396
>>288151409
>>288151958
>>288159739
>he gets "immersed"
>>288160778
>that video
holy shit you have my apologies. I just tell them straight to fuck off.
>>288160982
Wow
>>288158585
Shazbot!!
>>288159708
or, you know, they trust you.
I had people taking advice from me because they looked up to me, and knew I'm an emotionaly well-controlled, logical person that can keep a secret.
they asked me for emotional stuff because they knew I'd come up with a sensible move, and wouldn't tell their stories around.
>>288157459
At least he knows he can't handle it.
>>288159708
But they took it!
>>288150209
>that guy who thinks he's a letsplayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>288161102
Is that the fucking grumpy cat
>>288160778
That's a lot of projecting. Sorry you couldn't have fun with your friends in a party game. We had a blast with it while we still played, win or lose. And everyone was pretty vocal about it on voice chat. About my friend his answer was usually "fuck me I want to but I really need to finish this, maybe after." So there's that. Try not to take party games too serious and you'll start having fun m8. I mean it.
>>288160857
>epic warcries
anon, can I skype with you? I've never had someone unleash warcries. I'm really curious.
>>288153862
PEPPERONIIIIIII
>>288160778
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCaZaSon9A
no kidding, I would literally have stopped being friends with him.
>>288161832
That Chibi guy is a colossal faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_OSmMhrIhE
>>288160059
>Like he was
do you happen to be a girl?
or, at least a teenager?
>That guy who doesn't get pissed off when playing Mario Party
Fuck you man, that's the point.
>>288160857
Stop being pewdiepie, you faggot.
>>288160857
C-can you give me a recording of your warcries, anon, I want to hear them
>>288160778
>they come back at you saying that you must be bad at it.
I slap people when they do that.
they KNOW I like games even more if I suck at them, because I like challenges and want to git gud.
and they don't even get upset because they know they should've seen that one coming.
>>288161871
Impressive, you know your memes.
>>288160857
Are you German or American?
>>288162224
Who the hell is Kasui? Is she like one of those fantasy-cartoons?
>>288152935
Every time a stupid video went viral one of my old friends would do this.
just fucking look at me the entire time to gain some sort of approval or something.
It's like that shit of hey you're like peter griffin! Or Sheldon shit.
Got shown the 2 girls 1 cup like 2 years after it went viral. My friend is looking at me going "isn't that fucking gross! Teehehe"
yeah sure
>>288162315
I'm not following. What are you gonna go on frothing rage about now?
>>288162680
She's another speedrunner.
>>288162732
>My friend is looking at me going "isn't that fucking gross! Teehehe"
Don't you love turning to them, with a silent smile that says "I could say a thousand words right now, but "I've seen worse." sums it up pretty well"?
I'm main tank and say 'ow' when I die due to healers sleeping.
>>288162680
>Asking out a cartoon at a speed running stream
She is clearly one of the thinner or non land whales that go there.
>>288162872
no, I like analyzing people, is all.
I'm not your typical /v/irgin, it's just testing if I'm good at guessing what people are like judging by their writing style, or the pics they post of their rooms, and such things.
>>288159516
maybe because you showed him Fresh Prince
>>288155874
That's what you get, you autistic fuck.
>That guy who still believes in the Holocaust and legitimately gets hostile when you suggest it didn't happen in chat
>That guy who's breathes heavily during intense moments in gaming
>>288155874
The exact same thing happened to me. LoLand a gurl gamerliterally killed all my friendships but two real bros.
>>288162930
I remember being shown tubgirl when I first started using ethernet.
But I believe I've done that a couple times to friends. first came "oh what? Really? show me!" And then it turns into "wow anon, you're kind of a freak huh. Teehehe I bet you jerk it to this"
He must not know my secret
>>288163019
>not "YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP, YOUR ONLY JOB WAS PRESSING ONE BUTTON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW USELESS ARE YOU? STOP FUCKING FAPPING OR CRAPPING YOU WASTE OF RESSOURCES, YOUR PARENTS CONSIDER YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT, DON'T MAKE US DO THE SAME. NEVERMIND, TOO LATE, HOLY SHIT IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY HANG YOURSELF RIGHT NOW NOBODY WOULD EVEN CARE. NOT YOUR FAMILY, NOT YOU FRIENDS, AND EVEN WE WOULD ONLY THINK "THIS IS PUSSYCUNTINIUS, THE MOST SHIT HEALER OF AL MMORPGS EVER, AT LEAST HE KNEW HOW TO TIE A ROPE" MY FUCKING GOODNESS JUST QUIT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME IF YOU DON'T PLAY IT, EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU", and that on a key macro
scrub
>>288163339
Stop playing with fat people.
>>288163339
>that guy who's effectively doing this in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uh4yMAx2UA
>>288163339
>that friend who chews with his mouth open and mouth breathes when he's next to you
>>288163339
Heavy breathing is the no 1 trait of an alpha male though
>>288163339
thats me, I'm not excited, just fat as fuck
>>288163589
starts around 4:27
>>288156621
>one friend on Facebook (inb4 normie) posts 2-3 Cracked articles PER DAY
>Rest of his posts are filled with capeshit and disney shipping shit
>>288163492THEY KNOW.
>>288159378
Were they these videos anon?
http://youtu.be/mghhLqu31cQ
https://youtu.be/EwdWgAMYcqk
when I get killed in RO2 i jolt back in my chair and let out a grunt or a groan because im so immersed
>>288163574
Youre the kind of faggot who would have
<call7> I call upon the darkness within my soul! Last Resort! <call7> macros on FFXI and then spam it 20 times.
Whenever I keep dying in vidya, I make incredibly whiny animal sounds.
>>288163915
>use facebook only to contactmy dealerand be informed about my A-levels class activity, because they have a group in which they post info about the class
>friend adds me, she's a fucking otaku cunt
>suddenly thousands of emo-esque Japs and shitty Jap-concert posts in "people you might now" and my facebook wall
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>That guy who starts bleeding when he takes damage
>>288159708
This sounds pretty fucking accurate.
>>288164078
... what?
no. I actually get offensive whenever I see fuckwits using such macros.
>>288163915
>disney shipping shit
How autistic do you have to be to post shit like this on Facebook ?
>>288164417
>that guy who dies when he gets killed
Immersion gaming is best gaming, sometimes I wish people felt real pain through games.
>>288164746
Mine is spammed with pussy worship beta shit, selfies or kotaku crap from all my friends
>>288164417
You mean like voodoo shit? He starts bleeding in real life if he gets hit with a bullet in a game?
>>288164904
>that person who keeps talking about their life problems and every little thing that they're doing
>tell them to at least try and sort out their problems and stop bitching about it
>they still keep on bitching about it
>>288157110
>Go to a comic book store in the city to buy some Berserk manga
>There was this group of weebs looking at the manga talking about typical weeb shit
>They call each other -chan, -kun, etc.
>Talking about living in Tokyo
Why do people like this exist? Stop shitting up everything I like you fucks
>>288165240
He just wants a shoulder to cry on. You asshole
>>288160778
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCaZaSon9A
I skipped from part to part and, I just gotta ask, what the fuck is this? While the framerate is low, somebody put together a god damned hour video about this shit. I rolled my eyes at the pyramid ignorance, didn't know what to think when he mentioned a guy who wrote a book and then Thoth giving us knowledge, and was at a total loss from there on out.
>That friend that tells me to get my fat trap ass on Skype everytime he sees me online on Steam
>>288165324
I'm getting sick of it anon, I don't bitch about my life problems to people I barely know on the internet
>>288165374
No one cares fuckboi. bet you wanna suck my cock now. Nope
>>288165534
Sorry, I'm not a slut.
>>288165240
cause smaller problems in his life to immunize him against his larger problems.
that's called mithridatism.
start by regularly beating him up.
>that guy who breathes because he wants to continue to live
>>288150209
I admit I do that when it looks like the attack really hurt
Or if it really hurt my character
>>288163654
>that guy who has labored breathing while he eats
I don't like to eat with you because of this. You taint the thought of eating.
>>288158254
>Azazel
He's a shit player and a shit friend
>>288165583
Yeah sure, fuck off bitch. Jesus hates you
>>288164215
So you die like Leon Kennedy?
>>288165374
>fat
>trap
Sorry to break it to you anon..
>>288165610
seriously, fuck that guy.
either be gets push to talk or dies.
I'm fucking tired of people who breathe.
>>288165610
>That guy who's alive
>>288151505
He has never driven a car or driven to the point of subconciously turning the controller as if it were a wheel.
>>288165374
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, SAM.
I wanna skype, fucking deal with it.
>>288166081
>that guy who existed, exists or will exist in human history
>>288165374
Nobody says that. You're just a fat dude that wishes he was a woman.
>>288156487
>That guys who say's he only donates to make other people mad.
>>288166397
>to exist at all ever
wtf is wrong with literally everyone and everything
>>288156897
Nice meme.
>>288152935
>people who laugh tend to look at the person they are closest to when they do.
>>288166725
SOMEONE WHO GETS ME
existing needs to stop.
>>288166902
Why did you green text that?
>>288166902
>someone talks shit
>I put them under a spell of eyelocking as I filthily, loudly laugh to make them visibly feel horrible
... that doesn't always apply.
>>288159708
Good fucking God, who the hell hurt you?
>>288167054
Mistake. I remember this information as a quote from some article I read, and I green texted the quote out of habit.
pic unrelated
>>288157110
>that guy who answers his phone with "moshi moshi"
>>288167549
it's bullshit.
>>288165374
Fat people don't have the capability to be traps. Fat people don't even have a gender, they're just fat. No one will ever love them except for other fatties.
>>288150209
>Playing with a group of friends
>That one guy who starts talking with somebody about RL shit that nobody else cares about while everybody is trying to play and communicate
>>288165920
When I was younger people mistook me for an ugly fat women, he could be a trap, but not in the traditional attractive sense.Oh christ I need to lose weight so badly.
I cringe when the main character gets badly hurt.
>>288167762
Speaking from experience?
>>288167986
I did that during Tomb Raider 2013.
>>288163339
>final round
>tied 9 to 9
>last guy alive
>just downed 3 of the enemy team through a combination of luck and adrenaline enhanced reflexes
>a fraction of your health left
>one guy left on the enemy team
>heart is beating like your running a marathon
>>288168196
>>288167986
Well thats a normal response. Sort of like cringing when a character gets badly hurt in a movie or tv show
>>288168196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMRX7XuOYMU
In my case, this was the worst.
>>288158662
Dude I swear to god. I had to go through all of those vids while pretending to laugh.For fucks sakes, Alex
>>288167941
I wish I could gowork out with you
not because I'm fat, I've just always looked up to having at least a slight ottermode-ish body, and I'm just too fucking lazy to move.
I bet a workout partner would cure that easily.
>people who take greentext stories and try to tell them as if it happened to themselves to friends irl
>>288167986
>Character does or says something asininely stupid or cringeworthy
>Get embarrassed for them second hand and want to pause game
>Can't pause cutscenes
>>288167549
Pic unrelated. I'm glad you posted it though.
Do you mind if i save it? I really really like it.
>that one guy who takes character costumization seriously and doesn't make his character as ugly/unserious at all
>>288168901
Go back to facebook Lori.
>>288168934
dont mind the grammar its really late here and im nearly retarded from at all the porn ive watched
>>288168736
Kill yourself Mark you fat desperate lonely british sperg loser.
>That guy who calls all the other games in a genre shit because he's not good enough to learn more than one game
>>288169102
I can relate
>>288168934
I like having my characters look good because it aesthetically pleases me. is that a problem? I don't take it serious, I just enjoy my character being a joy for my eyes.
>>288169228
Verzeihung, Britisch ist falsch.and the name too.and the weight class.
>>288168743
>can't call them out without admitting that you use 4chan
>>288169418
self irony is hard to master, but there's hope for everyone.
Video games is supossed to be fun. I'm not telling you how to play, but life is easier when you make fun of it
>>288169782
Stop being mad because you lack creativity
>>288169782
but what if I I like beauty AND fun in my games?...
>that nigga in your local fighting game scene who goes "OOH, AHH, OUCH!!" when you hit or combo him and goes like "YEAH, UHHN, TAKE THAT" when he's hitting you
>>288158234
I do this all the time, hoping that someone else will save me from dying while I try not to die. For me it's just a way to alert others that I'm fucked. Of course when you're dead there's nothing you can do so I'm like "well, shit."
>>288170094
>it makes you want to break his fucking nose
video gaes don't cause violence
voice chat does.
>>288165374
Hey Chris, when is the next Sonichu coming?
>>288169782
You can have a good looking character and have fun at the same time. There's nothing wrong with having either one.
