Oh shit nigger you're a minion of a supervillain named Greg the necromancer.
You are fighting in a tournament for minions just like you.
After defeating your latest opponent. You have earned yourself some rest.
What do you do?
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Ask the announcer to punch yourself in face
Punch yourself in the face.
>>287214785
Your face. Punch it
Prepare for next battle
>>287214785
Punch self in face.
>>287214785
Face punch
>>287214968
And so you head off to prepare yourself.
>>287215068
take fist
apply to face
>>287215068
Now punch yourself in the face
DO SQUATS GET STROINK
>>287215214
are we still doing 1v1 fights or 3v3?
>>287215214
Greg now wears high heels.
>>287215269
"3v3?! That wasn't in the brochure!"
>>287215558
IT IS NOW BITCHES
>>287215558
But it was a surprise change twist!
>>287215558
It's wrong. It's 5v5 battles!
>>287215558
>3v3
Is it time for Mahvel?
>>287215707
"How absurb. I must now complain to the management"
>>287215908
This is a villain competition isn't it? of course they would fuck with you
>>287215908
Travel to the Suggestion Box of Gol'nakash
>>287215558
BENCH PRESS DEFEATED ENEMIES
GET SWOLE
>>287215908
shit pants
>>287215998
"Hmmm. Makes sense....Then i should word it less strongly then"
>>287216218
fetch a thesaurus
>>287216218
No time for that, we need to find some teammates.
>>287216218
Sneeze.
Then cut to episode opening song.
>>287216321
Find an evil cleric... SHIT! WE'RE AN EVIL CLERIC!
>>287216218
Word it less spooky
>>287216365
[Insert prefered them song here]
>>287216565
LAST TIME ON JOJO'S BIZZARE ADVENTURE, SHE JUST TOOK A BREAK IN A TOURNAMENT
>>287216565
Space Jam.
>>287216565
Spectate the next fight.
>>287216565
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
>>287216658
"I didn't know this was basketball related"
>>287216947
"It is now, shitlord. Next round is a 3v3 basketball game against aliens."
>>287216947
It is now
3 on 3 EBA(Evil Basketball Association) Jam happening
Go fetch dem spaldings
>>287216947
That's the 3v3 match. B-Ball.
Surprise twist on surprise twists, son.
>>287216947
Disregard that, have a tea break.
New battle is actually a rap battle
>>287217068
"Just for that I'm gonna draw a SECOND spooky skeleton in my complaint"
>>287217268
The next fight is starting.
Better spectate & take notes for Jojo.
>>287217268
Finish the letter and get started on picking out matching uniforms. We're doing this in style.
>>287217268
Turns out Kneechan's younger sister Lolichan is part of the tournament, go ask her to be part of your 3 man team.
>>287217268
Make sure it's a female spooky skeleton so you can draw it having sex with the other skeleton
>>287217268
OH WELL SON, THE TEAMS ARE ALREADY DECIDED!
Slammin Spooksters
JoJo
Harold of the Apocalypse
SteveSteve is a mage breaker
VS
[Insert Name Here]
NEXT THREE POSTS NAME OPPOSING TEAM.
>>287217458
Bob.
>>287217458
SISTER FISTERS
>>287217458
A giant fucking dragon
>>287217458
"What kinda parents name their little girls "Harold" and "Steve" ?"
>>287217625
>tumblr
>>287217625
Frustrated parents
Now get dem spaldings son
>>287217531
>>287217535
>>287217618
VS!
"Rumble Pak"
Sister FisterOH SHIT IT'S A FIST MAGE
Bob the Bombadier
Trogdor who got in on a technicality.
>>287217625
Parents that wanted sons instead.
>>287217625
Cool parents, I bet your parents were shit growing up.
>>287217625
You read the wrong brochure, thats the S-class villains minions tournament bracket
>>287217625
The parents are standing behind him
>>287217625
Fucking FINE.
Steve puts his wig back on his mage breaker helmet and transforms into Sarah.
>>287217726
Bob is short for Bobara.
>>287217789
"HEY YOU! YOU'RE SHIT PARENTS!"
"Aww"
>>287218128
Lolisniffer get's woken up from his dream, turns out he sleep through the entire 3v3 man match and missed the car racing event of the tournament.
>>287218128
I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOUR PARENTING ABILITIES!
So when did these threads even pick up? Like, a year or so ago? Because they really aren't video games.
is that a Hulk Hogan skull? I missed the entire thing apparently.
>>287218128
Your parents are also there.
>>287218225
you seem to mistook it with the year you're born in
>>287218219
[Ba Dum Tsh]
>>287218535
Not him, but two minutes and that's the best comeback you had? Damn.
>>287218576
Jojo decides to go buy a hotdog from a suspicious hotdog vendor near by that seem's similar to the SS-Class hero Bunman
>>287218576
Alright, enough fooling around. We have a basketball game to win. Let's have a look at our team and get ready.
>>287218576
Team Rumble Pak is already posing, preparing their minds and bodies for victory.
>>287218225
>Complaining about something fun that brings us together
How about you don't.
>>287218576
Time for battle against three hot mermaids.
>>287218621
>not him
Sure thing pal
>>287218576
locker room scene
>>287218818
/v/ is one person, remember.
Nah, you're just that shit at comebacks.
>>287218729
"THAT'S ALSO A STUPID NAME FOR A TEAM"
Lolisniffer is then pelted with various things by the supporters of the opponents. And one Nintendo fan.
The tournament is swiftly won as a result of your intense tutelage under Greg the Necromancer and your sharpened combat capability. However, a new challenge approaches...
>>287219072
Meanwhile Dark Lich decides to buy popcorn and beverages for the gang, he brings Greg with him to the snack bar to help him carry the food
>>287218535
Leave with your dignity in tact and start doing warm up exercises with your team.
>>287219072
Greg is doing an interview for the national association of fights.
>>287219072
nintendofags would defend fuckin anything
Someone throws a live panther into the arena.
>>287219229
"Mr Greg, what do you think about your minion's competition in this tournament?"
"Well, they seems strong but I'm confident that Jojo will be the champion"
>>287219454
Fast forward to the start of the match.
JoJo is suddenly slain by Dio Brando in velociraptor form
BEGIN THE TOURNAMENT
>>287219538
"That'll be 1 dollar, little girl"
>>287219810
"Are you related to a guy named Coneman?"
>>287219810
heres your 1 dollar
>cast foot
>>287219810
She pays for the hotdog.
>>287219810
get Greg to pay
>>287219810
You're evil, you don't have to pay shit.
Someone get quads.
>>287219882
Hot Dog Merchant catches your foot nonchalantly.
Foot is not an accepted currency
>>287219909
"Thanks. Have a nice day"
>>287220046
Jojo says "y-you too."
>>287220046
She takes the money and runs.
>>287220046
The match?
>>287220046
Oh shit, now you're late for the match. Better get going.
>>287220046
A scene plays through Bunman's mind of a miserable life selling hotdogs, and he decides to become an accountant.
>>287220314
"Good bye then"
>>287220239
>>287219739
>>287219909
>>287220239
All me.
>>287220314
Jojo, quit screwing around. It's time for basketball.
>>287220314
SOME OF THOSE ARE SWEAT, NOT SESAME.
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, BURGER BUN.
>>287220314
Watch as JoJo slide the hotdog down her throat..
>>287220409
Basketball. Is it when you pretend a basket is actually a ball?
>>287220635
Jojo eats the hotdog sexually suggestive, Greg and Dark Lich short circuit from this scene
>>287220635
Eat the hotdog off screen to spite >>287220690
and begin the match.
>>287220635
A game loved by many skeletons
>>287220635
Jojo gets fouled, she's actually already on the court.
>>287220747
"Oh look a dollar"
Oops, turns out there was an error and it's actually BOMBsketball.
>>287220997
Lolisniffer quit fighting with those parents and control Jojo!
>>287220997
Well, tonight's just gonna be boring, I guess.
Everyone sits down for a game of parcheezee instead.
>>287220997
...But the Bunman vendor saw everything.
The dollar is fake.
>>287221068
"What? She's just eating a hotdog"
>>287221204
The tournament is actually an UNO tournament.
>>287221204
When is the next fight?
>>287221204
In Lolisniffer's culture eating a hotdog is a grave offense.
>>287221279
"It is?"
"Goddamn, you don't even know your own culture? Literally an uncultured pleb. Also, grave offense. Haha, get it? Grave? Cause we're undead. Haha"
>>287221479
Suddenly the next battle commences.
>>287221479
Eating that hotdog gave Jojo the power to cast hotdogs for this match only, how plot convenient
>>287221479
Jojo is arrested for this heinous crime.
>>287221479
>>287221547
...which is beginning right now!
Fight starts
>>287221718
Tap dance tournament starting right now.
>>287221718
This power must exclusively be used for evil, or else.
>>287221718
Medabots ready?!, Robattle!
Start the match!
>>287221794
summon a large amount of hotdogs, making the price for hotdogs go down and damaging the life of various hotdog vendors
The match is delayed permanently.
>>287221718
The hotdog deflects off the skeleton and lands directly on the "begin match" button on the side of the stadium.
>>287221204
Is it really so innocent?
>>287221794
OR ELSE ?!
>>287221917
>>287221834
Turns out your opponents are medabots
>>287221917
Your opponents are robots
>>287221917
The Demonic Lord of 8th Hotdog Realm will descend from his fiery realm and smite ye.
>>287221917
OR
ELSE
SHE BECOMES A SKELETON
>>287222028
Oh jeez
The Fairy of the Ice Cirno is disguised as a robot maid and your opponent in this round!
>>287222383
robots are genderless, disqualify them.
>>287222383
AND THEN THE MATCH BEGINS HOLY SHIT
>>287222383
Well we're skeletons! And a little girl! I guess! Time to intimidate the other team with a badass team pose!
Boombox robot is an old acquaintance.
>>287222471
Check your privilege, organic scum.
>>287221973
Ohhhh, thaaat's why they have boy names!
>>287222549
You meet your teammates: Harold and Steve
>>287222820
They are world-renowned fighters.
>>287222820
flood the arena with laser lizards and hotdogs
>>287222820
short circuti the first robot by showing them whats under steve's dress
>>287222962
(It's Steve.)
>>287222859
"INDEED! Harold there has won over 1000 fights with her mastery over the dark arts! And Steve is infamous for her ability to utterly destroy any magical opponent!"
"Wow! How do you know this?"
"I just googled them"
"Why?"
"Because somebody has to spew exposition around here"
>>287223298
Fire lizards riding hotdogs at our enemies
>>287223298
Impressive. But those don't sound like girl names at all. Demand that they prove that they are female.
>>287223298
summon your stand
>>287223298
The robots are magical AND susceptible to dark magic.
Fuck 8s
>>287223419
"How convenient!"
>>287223608
The battle begins.
>>287223608
>>287223338
This isn't dark magic, but animal and food magic so it's effective on robots
>>287223608
The Dragon robot sucker punched Harold.
and steve
>>287223608
TIME FOR A B-BALL FIST SLAM DUNK
>>287223871
Was that an evil act?
Be careful Jojo.
>>287223871
Wait, isn't there a b-ball somewhere?
>>287223871
The robot explodes, killing her comrades and several audience members.
>>287223871
It's super effective! Dragon Robot has fainted!
>>287223946
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEEEE"
>>287224094
The robots, Jojo, Harold, and Steve put aside their differences and chase the ball.
>>287224094
Deploy Lizard's riding hotdog carts with attached machine hotdog guns
>>287224094
The ball is seized through the power of the dark arts.
>>287224094
TEXAS GRABS THE B-BALL WITH HIS ROPE
>>287224412
Jojo uses fist magic to grab a ball and attempt a shot in the hoop
>>287224412
Cue Scooby Doo-style door chase scene with Yakety Sax or the like.
The ball turns around and reveals it's powers
>>287224412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>287224538
"Where the hell did thos doors come from?"
"What are they even connected to?"
"And who the hell is playing that music?"
>>287224807
Cut to judges' corner.
>>287224807
Jojo fills the doors with hotdogs, crushing endless parallel universe and forcing the ball out of hiding.
>>287224807
Jojo catches the basketball and wins 150 points for Gryffindor
>>287224807
Cut to a jazz drummer, who is there to kill everyone and win the tournment
>>287224807
God damn tournament arcs.
Admit it OP we ran out of ideas so we just decided to add filler with a tournament arc.
We've become shitty mangaka authors.
>>287224807
>>287224949
Fine, listen to this asshole and his 9. Fast forward to the tournaments end where all combatants are united in friendship after catching the basketball.
>>287224949
I just wanted to convince him to give Jojo some knees...
>>287224949
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!! PANIC"
>>287225125
The writing quality suddenly becomes good.
>>287225125
Sudden interruption by heroes crashing down
>>287225061
She has knees you bonehead
>>287225125
The basketball bowls them over as it races by with the rest of the gang in hot pursuit.
>>287225125
Jojo finishes the pageant and wins Miss congeniality.
>>287225201
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER KNEES?!
>>287225125
One of the doors hits the ball on the ass on its way out.
>>287224949
>mangaka authors
people that write people that draw manga?
>>287225276
"when the hell did this become a pageant"
"shush"
>>287225256
Knee Chan has
>>287225541
It was all a dream, the hotdog jojo ate was drugged, she has been kidnapped and taken to the lair of the SS-Class Food Hero's
>>287225541
The ball was hidden inside the trophy!
>>287225541
Greg gets named Prom king
>>287225703
>>287225541
There is Bunman, Cheesewheel,Soggy Breadman, and other hero's from different food groups
>>287225734
"Oh no! My perfect disguise!"
>>287225965
slam dunk for the win.
>>287225965
TEXAS, SHOOT THE BASKETBALL!
>>287225965
>>287226027
SLAM DUNK FOR THE WIN
>>287226230
victory dance with lasers and fog machines
>>287226230
Jojo wins the tournament. He wins a year-supply of hotdogs and three thousand Nike sneakers.
>>287226335
>he
Fuck it's late.
>>287226230
Suddenly, at the entrance to the stadium, a Paladin is golf clapping and sarcastically says "well done."
>>287226335
"Well that's a weird end to this story arc"
"Don't complain. It could have been a month-supply of hotdogs instead"
>>287226624
Now back to our apartment where no crazy surprises lie in wait
>>287226624
victory dooby
>>287226624
But little did they know that Hotdogatron, Dread King of the Frankfurter Wastes, had cast his dark eye upon our protagonists, ever lustful in his endless crusade to control the realm's supply of Hot Dogs.
And so began the next arc.
>>287226624
JOJO LEVELS UP FROM WINNING THE TOURNAMENT
Also, check stats.
>>287227023
drugs r bad mkay
>>287227023
It's a dance between two girls, go dance with kneechan
>>287227023
I'll tell you when you're older.
>>287227374
our adult self from the future shows up again.
>>287227374
Suddenly the mightiest paladins from across the land crash the tournament!
>>287227374
>>287227110
Lolisniffer says
>>287226230
Has there ever been a more adorable minion?
>>287227509
"I sense terrible shenanigans. Lolisniffer must be involved somehow"
>>287227760
ZEBRA USES HIS ZEBRAKICK ON LOLISNIFFER
>>287227627
I'd say fuckoff but she wasn't a minion
>>287227760
Meanwhile with Jojo, Kneechan, and Lolisniffer
>>287227760
Nah you are just being paranoid
>>287227760
lollisniffer is having an orgy with some dragons
>>287227805
SOME TIME LATER, BACK AT THE APARTMENT
"Whatcha watching there Lolisniffer?"
"DEFINITELY NOT A VIDEO OF TWO OF OUR LITTLE GIRLS DANCING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TOGETHER THANKS TO MY COACHING, I ASSURE YOU"
>>287228104
THE SKELETON FBI BUST IN TO ARREST LOLISNIFFER
>>287228104
Cue Jojo and Kneechan in cute girly dancing clothes
>>287228104
LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS WERE CURRENTLY GOING ON IN THE CLOSEST.
>>287228104
lolisniffer has a heartattack
>>287228104
Jojo and kneechan are watching the tape in the background
>>287228104
There's a knock on the door. A pair of Paladin Detectives are there to investigate rumors of under age evil minion cinematography.
>>287228172
"HANDS UP BONEHEAD"
"NEVERRRRRRR"
Lolisniffer then exits the scene. Through the window.
