>mum asks me to pop down the shops and buy some snags for dinner
>drive the ute down to local shopping centre
>3 days later arrive
>just got me centrelinks so decide to go to eb games to pick up the new afl 2015 game
>they're having a sale
>pick up afl 2015 and ian thorpe's rumper romper stomper
>sheila behind counter gives me weird look
>"that'll be $259 dollary doos mate"
>reach into tuckerbag for money pouch
>move my knife out of the way
>next bloke in line sees my knife
>says "you call that a knife" then pulls out his
>whole store begins to laugh at me and my knife
>party pies and sausage rolls fall out me dacks
>people outside the shop are laughing now
>sprint out of there like cathy freeman
>trip and fall on an errant chiko roll
>all the cunts start throwing vb cans at me and clipping clip on koalas on my nose and ears while calling me a poofta
>prime minister comes out of the hair dressers next door and calls me a soft cunt
BLOODY EB GAMES
I like this
Oi lads.
Did you hear? EB Games is having a sale.
>>286744904
i read the whole thing in an australian accent
thanks
>>286744904
Ciggy-butt brain!
>>286744904
Why does EB games still exist despite being grossly overpriced?
Remember when videogames were one hundred dollars?
>>286750068
NZfag here, I remember when they were $120
>>286744904
>tuckerbag
esky* and you're shit if you don't have one
>>286751375
You don't need to keep your wallet cold
>>286750223
Other NZfag here, I saw Modern Warfare 2 in Dick Smith like 2 years ago for $130
>>286751737
> he doesn't carry cold hard cash
>just disagreed with my uni advisor over a piece of assessment
Fuck, and that bloody cyclone is going to turn into a cat 3 and come right back.
This is not going to be a good week.
NZfag here, how does it feel that your $2 coin is smaller than your $1 you fucking druggos
>>286752004
how does it feel that most of our states are bigger than your country?
>>286752070
>Implying we want a great big fuck off desert filled with Abos, Snakes, Spiders and god knows what else, Bunyips I guess
>>286752172
i know what you want, a country full of sheep to fuck
>>286752228
>He doesn't want to fuck sheep
>>286752172
Sorry, but we won't take those Maoris off your hands no matter how hard you beg.
>>286745350
>Sharks
Lel
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2015/02/shark-attacks-in-australia-a-timeline/
>>286752364
>that's only the fatal attacks
>there's probably three times that many non fatal attacks
>>286752518
Leave the poor sharks alone, mate
I wish you cunts wouldn't be so racist. I just wanted to crack open a bear and enjoy some 4chan, and all of a suden there's a fucking Australia thread.
>>286752364
>30 April 2002: Scallop diver Paul Buckland, 23, is dragged from a mate's arms by a 6m-long great white while trying to get on board a boat in Smoky Bay in the Great Australian Bight, South Australia.
>27 December 2008: Fisherman Brian Guest, 51, is taken by a great white while snorkelling at Port Kennedy in Perth's south. His son and beachgoers saw the shark attack and swim off with him in its mouth.
>31 March 2012: Peter Kurmann, 33, is taken in south-western WA while diving in the Port Geographe Marina. His brother, who was diving with him, tried to fight off the shark with a knife.
Brutal.
>>286753105
Fuck off greens voting faggot.
