Have your parents ever commented on the video games you play while you were playing them? What kind of comments were they?
>"Totori is so cute, I wish I gave birth to a daughter instead"
>>286112769
playing Dota with GLaDOS announcer item
>you're playing teleportal again, son?
They're dead, thanks for bringing that up.
>>286112769
My mom was watching me play Shadow Warrior once and she said 'what kids game is this'.
>Playing FFX
>At the boat where Sin attacks
>Mom had been watching for a few minutes
>"... Wow this game is really deep. It has a plot about something."
>"Yup"
>She walks off to do something else
>>286112769
>"Another killing game?"
It doesn't matter the game, I could be playing Fifa, they will always say the same thing.
>>286112769
I always alt tab when I see mom getting into my room
>>286113062
>It has a plot about something
>"You and your fucking games where you shoot people"
>I was playing Hitman Blood Money and Silent Assassining it
Come on, mom
>>286112769
Not me, but a long time ago my mom saw my then 10 year old brother play GTA3 and blow some guys head off with a sniper rifle. There was blood spurting out and she was absolutely disgusted and wondered why she let him play it.
And that was it. My parents were surprisingly cool about vidya.
>>286113105
>when I see mom getting into my room
>having parents that don't respect your privacy
>few years back
>playing RO
>"What are you doing?"
>"I'm killing nazis"
>"Good boy, they're the worst."
Beta fathers have daughters
Alpha fathers have sons
>playing MGS4
>mom comes upstairs and notices im playing that game
>i say how cool it is
>she asks why the old guy with white hair has an ass like that
>>286113389
Alternatively, you could say "I'm killing commies" and you probably would have gotten the same response
>>286112769
My grandmother used to ask me to specifically play Spyro so she could sit and watch. She bought me Ripto's Rage a few days after it came out, so she could watch me play that too.
She'd call out any missed gems or eggs too.
>her face when Enter the Dragonfly
I distinctly remember her look of abject disgust with that game, and she didn't want to watch anymore of it.
>>286113389
Good goyim
>anon why are you playing as a girl
>>286112769
>Playing TitS
>Is this some strategy game?
>How do you keep track of everything on the screen
>Whose the good guys?
>She only plays facebook farming games
I don't get how those people are still counted as 'gamers'.
>>286113256
A bit better than Mario or Pong, which were probably her best references.
>>286113464
yo momma got good taste, Enter the Dragonfly was crap.
My mother was quite surprised when she saw Totori's cover and asked me if I was into "girly games".
I explained her you can't judge a game from the cover but she didn't seem convinced. She DID thought she looked cute though.
>>286112769
My mother found DOA's bouncing breasts hilarious. She even told me to lower my standards since I won't find a girlfriend as beautiful as those girls.
>Finish boss fight with Solidus on Capital Hill
>Mom's in the other room
>Jack and Rose start talking
>"Are you watching porn or something?"
I'm still not sure how she came to that conclusion.
>2005
>dad sees me killing boars in the barrens
>hey that looks fun whatcha doin
cue 5 years of father's heavy wow addiction that cut him away from the family and effectively made my mom despise him until he straightened himself out and she learned to love him again
>>286113759
If you heard any dialogue between Jack and Rose from MGS2 out of context, you'd think it was a porn setup too, it's the god damn worst acting and voice acting in the world.
My mother asked me why the characters are shooting themselves in the head while I was playing p3.
>play some rhythm game
>"Why don't you learn a real instrument"
>>286112893
That's actually really cute
>>286112769
>playing Bayonetta 2
>"You know, I read somewhere that guys hate playing as girls."
>"That's bullshit, mum."
Also got a look after Travis opened up No More Heroes with his iconic "FUCKHEADS", but other than that nothing comes to mind.
>Playing Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
>Dad watching while pretending to read
>Suddenly asks: "Why are you always killing monsters?"
>"Well, they're monsters, they want to kill me"
>"No, I mean, in all the games you play you're always killing monsters"
>"I guess it's just easier to make"
>"I know why (he made a really smug smirk when saying this, like he knew something I didn't)"
>"... Uhh, okay, why am I always killing monsters dad"
>"The Nephilim" (smirking intensifies)
>"... Fallen angels?"
>"They want people ready, that's why all these games and shows like Stargate SG1 are full of monsters and aliens. When the Nephilim return in their space ship everyone will be used to aliens and monsters and just accept them as their masters"
>"Dad SG1 is your favorite show"
>"Yeah, well I didn't say it was a bad show"
>"Okay... (continue playing)"
>"Haha, you don't believe me, but one of these days, you'll see :^)"
My parents are both bat-shit, but at least they're happy in their fantasy world.
>>286114153
Shun the non-believer.
>bought FF X-2 at release
>everyone wants to see what new game I got
>"What can I do for you?"
>>286112769
>dad watching me play the first few levels of RE5
>at the part where the arab guy who gives you your gun gets executed by the big axe nigger
>dad really likes immitating the guy yelling into the megaphone
>wants a turn when he sees me shooting all these black people
>I pass him the controller and he has the time of his life shooting all the black people while mocking the guy with the megaphone
I think my dad might be a little racist
>>286114153
>Not being wary of the Nephilim
Enjoy your servitude.
>>286114272
sounds based as fuck
>>286113898
it-its to release their p-persona muhm
it's a s-special gun that releases persona and uh
they have these demons inside and um
look just, I don't want chocolate milk mum leave me aloneI love P3 you're cool
>>286112769
>playing Skyrim as a cute loli
>"hey that's a cute girl, but why are you playing as a girl? Isn't that a game for girls?"
>"what, what kind of twisted logic is that, mom?"
>well you have all these girl posters on your room and these girl stuffed plushies, is there anything you want to tell me? You know I'll love you regardless
M-mom pleaseShe knows I want to be the little girl, doesn't she?
>>286114153
>>"The Nephilim" (smirking intensifies)
What the fuck
My dad bought me the original DoA beach volleyball. He just wanted to watch me play the whole game. It was weird but also a kinda fun bonding experience.
>>286112769
>DOOM 2
>Mum walks in
>Holy shit, anon, shoot him in the face!
>WHERE DID HE COME FROM? SHOOT HIM TOO!
>Theres no way could play this game, I'm too slowMy mum is the fucking best and actively tries to play the games I like even though she doesn't have the reaction time
>>286114272
WATAKULE
>>286114597
Your mother knows you're a failure
>>286113657
Pong has some deep ass lore, kiddo.
>>286114153
Play DmC: Devil May Cry in the living room and see how he reacts
>>286114738
B-but I'm studying mechanical engineering and am getting really good grades...
;___;
> Playing DMC4, as Nero againts Dante on DMD difficulty
> "Anon what is that game?"
> "It's a game"
>"What game"
>"Fighting game"
>"This isn't like those other fighting games"
>"It isn't"
>"So what is the name"
> Just defeated Dante at that moment
>"I don't know"
>"You are the worst anon"
> She leaves
>>286114597
ayy lmao look at this virgin
>>286112769
She just talks over the lines and I turn the game console off
>mom walks in when I'm watching a movie
>Stop playing your games son!
>mfw
>>286112769
>tfw no totori daughter
>>286114805
>mechanical
>not a failure
Choose one
>>286114153
SG-1 was tippy top.
>>286114805
>stuttering in text
>weeb shit
>good grades
Kek, faillure at life
Gram Turismo 2
>Dad watching me play
>...
>...
>...
>...
>Son how do you know when to turn?
>...
>How do you know when to turn dad?
>...
>That's a good point
>...
>...
>...
My dad was a truck driver.
>>286114935
;___;
>>286114975
>faillure
top lmao m8
>>286115020
"ha ha, oh my he's cute, do that flip again"
>>286115037
>making fun of a simple typo
>>286114898
You're an asshole, anon.
>>286115020
It's okay, you're still cute to me.
>>286112769
>How can you stand to play these killing games all the time
>its not good for your brain
Can't really remember much, my dad came in while I was testing some hardcore modpack and said "But you can't see anything".
Permanent night, extra dark. So what he said was a pretty astute observation.
My parents would only ever buy me barbie tier games, if I wanted to get any proper games I'd have to use a combination of trades ins of the Barbie/Bratz/Cinderella shit they'd buy me and whatever money I could earn from paper routes and working for neighbours etc. They'd always ask where the games they bought me were and couldn't understand why I was only interested in proper games.
>having parents that care about your past times/you
Plebs
>>286113393
>My father had 2 sons and 2 daughters
What does that make him
>>286115009
Just wondering, is the load times in the old Gran Turismo's long as the PS3 Gran Turismo's?
Watching the game load is kind of half the memory I have of playing 50~60 hours of GT 5 and maybe a bit less in 6.
>>286115164
Neither is smoking 20 packs a day, dad, but you dont hear me complaining
>>286115020
Wow anon, you're such a big faggot like holy shit
>>286115218
Why would any parents buy barbie games for anyone other than a 5 year old girl?
>>286112769
ANON
THAT'S REALLY FUCKING CUTE
PARENTS CAN BE REALLY FUCKING CUTE
>>286114738
Lel
>>286115240
A slut.
>>286114926
Don't play The Order then.
>wow anon, that's a cute bedroom, did you draw it yourself?
>M-mom knock the door dammit!
I think this was over 15 years ago.I miss you mom
>>286115267
The last time I played GT2 was maybe 8 or 9 years ago, so I really don't knowI don't so live with my parents, so all my stories are almost a decade old
>>286115364
Actually 3 daughters
Forgot about my half sister
So I guess your not far off
My father and I played Doom together. It was the only game he was into. I helped him beat the rocket devil boss when I was 6. He's everything to me. My mother was an awful cunt and my father was always supportive of me and my goals.I still have our individual codes for all the levels we beat separately on an old notepad
OP, what the fuck kind of a giant faggot are you to have been playing totori to begin with, let alone in front of your parents?
>>286115240
A lonely soul living in the shell of an old man.
>>286113340
I just moved back in with my mother and that's gonna be a real problem
I'm relatively good at stealth fapping but it just annoys the hell out of me to have practically no private space anymore. And if I lock my rooms I can bet my ass she's gonna start act like I'm Hitler or something
>>286114805
Your still a failson
>Dad always seemed to walk in when I would be failing constantly with something
>"You suck at this game"
Every fucking time.
>>286113717
>I explained her you can't judge a game from the cover but she didn't seem convinced
You're funny, anon.
>>286115467
why? my mom takes my welfare money and buys food of me and takes care of me...
>>286115152
I wouldn't say that.
>>286115581
It's because in his eyes you area failure
>Metal Gear Rising
>Monsoon and his "meme" speak scene
>"Stop playing with your ninja girl and take out the trash"
>>286115467
The Atelier games actually play like Recettear except without crazy souls-like punishment mechanism.
The more you progress, the more you can do with alchemy, and then you can even wholesale your alchemy goods to your friends, at least in Rorona you can. Its fun and its capitalism.
Captcha: totag
>>286115319
I guess they just either couldn't accept that I was getting older than that or just didn't know that Barbie was for young kids only and didn't know what to buy instead.
>>286114898
Is it too hard to say "Devil May Cry" anon?
>>286112769
>Why do you sit around all day doing this useless shit in your free time
>whats wrong with you
>faggot
I'm h-having fun dad
>>286113256
I guess his mom didn't expect video games to actually have a plot beyond "take out the bad gay"
>>286114597
She's already lost all faith on you.
>tfw you complete a game and you feel so empty on the inside
>>286112769
Looks like they already did give birth to a girl, you slut.
>>286115581
>got my dad into games
>told him he sucks every opportunity I got
>mfw he got gud
>>286114898
You may have actual legit Autism.
>>286115840
I'm not a girl. I wish I was but I only have some stockings...
>>286115652
I'm sorry anon.
>>286115816
>Tfw you cum inside a girl and feel so empty inside thinking of how full she is now on the inside.
>>286115840
>You slut
Doesn't one need to get laid to be a slut?
>>286115914post pics
>11 years old
>Playing MGS in front of my Dad.
>He's enjoying watching me sneaking around and snapping necks.
>Meryl says: YOU KILLED THE CHIEF, YOU BASTARD
>Dad says he doesn't think I should be playing this game.
Another time, a few years later:
>Playing FFX
>Dad and Mum are watching it.
>Mum really likes it because of the characters.
>Dad says "Why are you into this Chris? It's just talking and walking around?"
>>286115926
No need to be sorry, I do get too easily irritated when I'm too focus on something, doesn't just go for vidiya games.
>>286115951
cumming is the worst feeling
>>286115657
Nah man I'm like my dads best friend
>>286115951
>cum inside a girl
Fuck off normy
My sister used to repeat video game dialogue in a mocking manner. It annoyed me when I was young but now I realize that vidya dialogue is atrocious and she had every right to make fun of it.
>>286112769
>playing MGS3
>Getting my ass kicked by a boss
>Dad laughing at me and telling me to git gut
T-thanks dad.
My mother walked in on me playing Xenoblade Chronicles and commented about how the girl I was playing looked pretty and I should find a girlfriend that looked like her.How am I supposed to find a robot girlfriend?
>>286115951
Thanks for the laugh anon
>>286115951
I dunno, the first time a guy came inside me all I felt was shame.
>listen to the Symphony of the Godessess CD that came with Skyward Sword
>mom walks in
>"since when are listening to classical music"
>it's from a video game but played by an orchestra
>"haha, so they rip off classical music in those games?"
>what, no, it's original
>hfw she wouldnt believe me no matter what
made me legit mad
>>286116132
Make onefor all of us
>Why are you playing as the Wehrmacht, aren't they the bad guys?
>>286115240
A virile stud, post pics.
>>286115980
sorry, my mom is still home. I don't want to post the old pictures because people can find them in the archive or someone will recognize me...
>>286116020
I meant "focused"
Clearly I wasn't too focused on my grammar that time.
Holy shit, the faggotry levels in this thread are through the fucking roof.
Y'all need jesus, smh
>>286116132
She said look like her not be her you fucking retard
>>286116145
LONDON
Well not me but my parents got my little brother Bayonetta 2 for Christmas (I recommended it to him).
Mum wasn't very happy with the fat, foul-mouthed Italian. Dad just sort of sat there in silence watching the opening cinematic.
>>286115951
>he hasn't experienced the pleasure of being cummed insideneither have i
>>286116145
was it your uncle?
>>286116145L O N D O N
>>286112769
> Buy RDR online
> game comes in when am at school
> Dad is how
>huge western nut
> he wants to see me play
My dad fucking loves his westerns. We watched A Fistful of Dollars, For a few Dollars more, and The Good The Bad, and The Ugly" together. And he was already blown away the pictures on the back of the box.
So, I played while he watched. And he loved the shit out of it. He was absolutley stunned by how "realistic" everything looked.
He even almost shed a single manly tear at the ending.
>>286116203
Go away nignog
>get wind waker for GC shortly after it comes out
>dad walks by
>"Hey anon, you playing the Wind Breaker again? haha
Goddamnit dad
>playing MGR:R in front of my relatives 90% of whom are female
>all they discuss is the attractiveness of sam and raiden
>playing resi 4, at the first garrador fight
>sister asks me if it's an x-men game
>>286116180
But he's old now I'd have to go downstairs to take a picture of an old photo
>>286116145
L O N D O N
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>>286116293
Fuck you, whitey.
Last thing I need is some basement dwelling retard acting like he's better than me even though he acts like fucking Sweden. Get a life, fagboy.
>tfw mum just gave me two 970s as a combined Christmas and birthday present
She doesn't game, but accepts that I do. On the other hand, I help her with her electronic problems.
>>286116203
W-w-why are you so mean, Anon?
>>286116145
I used to store my shame inside my semen so it could infect other people, and also it just came so naturally, but I've been experimenting lately with legitimate suggestion. I've successfully gotten a prostitute to immediately go get a poptart after cumming inside her. This was after months of thinking pleasurably about poptarts though, and then carefully transferring those thoughts and feelings into my semen.
>>286114153
burn the unholy and your filthy indoctrinations.
