>Buy a game with your dick
>It's actually good
What's her name?
It's the name of the game idiot
>>285922553
good
>>285922479
>>Buy a game with your dick
so what like prostitution?
>>285922479
>those ugly iphone-esque menus
>>285922553
I bought Hyperdimension Nepuntia PP with my dick.
It only half disappointed.
>>285922479
I can't finish that game because of my dick. I have to stop to fap every 5 or 10 minutes. It was ridiculous.
Monster Monpiece. Fun card game mechanics. Pity the only discussion it ever gets is about the loli censorship or normies laughing at jerking off the vita.
>>285922479
>>Buy a game with your dick
Well that sounds like a neat trick.
>>285922479
Senran Kagura
>>285922479
Senran kagura..... I fell in love with this series
>>285922479
>You will never use your ham stink to drench some girls in monster drool
>>285925327
>>285925375
Wait, Titty Ninjas is ACTUALLY good?
Bloodrayne series.
I liked them, anyways.
Saints Row 2. Bought it because I wanted to play a game where I could be a sassy, black BBW.
Gravity Rush
Accidentally bought the limited version.Totally worth it.
>>285922479
I was going to say Tomb Raider Underworld, but I actually never got past the first level for....reasons.
So I don't really know if it's good. And I'm 100% sure I'll never find out
>>285925883
>tfw no pstv support
It just sits there on my shelf.
>>285922479
You didn't JUST buy that game, did you?
>>285926094
I thought the LE was the only version out
I have yet to find a normal copy of SV that isnt an opened copy off gamestop
TERA was actually pretty enjoyable for a while.
>>285926740
It's got some heavy movement controls, though technically optional. Looked for a work around? Gravity Rush was the comfiest game I played in a long time despite its flaws.
Huniepop, and anything Wayforward
God damn I love those guys over at wayforward
>>285926994
No, I bought it the day it came out on the Wii U, since I wanted to have both eventual games on the same system.
It has become my favorite game.
>slutty lolis
I'm guessing this series would be a bit more popular in the west if it weren't for these designs
Dragon's Crown
So much fun
>>285927372
Gravity Rush reminds me a lot of Spider-man 2 except with a more creative setting.
It even has a protagonist who the city is constantly dumping on despite their risking of life and limb to help.
I want to buy DoA:LR with my dick, but it's not out yet, which relieves my wallet.
>suck at fighting games
>pick this up because of valentine's cleavage
>understand fighting games through skullgirls and branch out
>>285927342
Seconded. Will probably get back into it after the Steam version comes out because the populations will probably boost a little.
>>285925684
as far as i know it's just a button masher
not the worst but not particularly interesting either
>>285922479
>Shitohpostoh
>Sugoi
Everytime.
>>285927935
No way, dungeon crawlers are too hard for the general public.
I looked into the Sly Cooper series after seeing pictures of Carmelita Fox. It looked fun so I gave it a try, and it fast became one of my favorite 3D platformer series.inb4 yiff in hell
>>285925883
closest my dick has ever come to buying a console. This plus the Atelier and Senran games, Vita is a cocktease.
>>285928792
No shame in video games anon
>>285928075
Best answer. I think I have about 160 hours between PS3 and Vita.
>>285922553
At first
>good pun
but then i realize it probably is a newfag. Sad times.
>>285927885
>>285928558
OP said GOOD.
>>285928075
This!
>>285928558
I actually picked it up for Big Band
>>285928558
I've lost track of how many fighting games I ended up playing just because the characters gave me a boner. It all started with Dead or Alive 2, and the latest instance was the Blazblue games.
>>285924813
>fia got censored
And into the boycott it goes. When you sell to the dick, make care that you don't piss it off.
>>285929015
we are having a nice thread and always one fagot have to come.
![armored-core-for-answer-wallpaper-02-1280x1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/28iExXk.jpg "armored-core-for-answer-wallpaper-02-1280x1024[1].jpg")
I regret nothing
>>285929130
Fighting games in a nutshell. Come for the girls, stay because the games are usually enjoyable.
>>285922479
>Buy a dick with your game
>mfw when i read it wrong
>>285928792
They really messed up her design in the 4th one
>>285925684
It's competent.I make my GF suck me off when I play it sometimes.
>>285929318
I think I'm feeling it...
>>285927935
>look closer at image
>can clearly see outline of nipple
>look down
>can clearly see vagina crack
>no way that is the original artwork
>it actually is
Nice.
>>285928075
This
Also pic related.
Though I bought it more for the Limited Edition like a year ago.
Still using that awesome pouch and case.
>>285929318
But the love for fighting machines comes not only from the dick. It comes from the heart and mind of a true man.
>>285929462
I love the 2D concept art for her, and her 2D cutscene model. I just wish that they had actually bothered translating it into 3D. Her 3D model looks nothing like her 2D one, and it looks downright ugly. I don't know what they were thinking with the overly detailed lips and flat muzzle.
>>285924280
>every ten minutes
That's unhealthy anon
You're going to fuck up your prostate or something
>>285927885
>>285928558
>Like everything about SG including music and characters
>Am shitty at fighters, particularly 2D fighters
I really liked this game
>>285925684
>Wait, Titty Ninjas is ACTUALLY good?
Actually it's total kusge.
>>285929394
What's that translate to?
>inb4 use Google
I'm at work and on my phone, it'd be a gigantic pain
>>285929745
I buy pretty much every vanillaware game with my dick. I know they're great games in their own right, but the girls are what get me excited.
>>285929542
Pics or gtfo
Yes I am the guy at work, idgaf
>>285930007
It's $3 on the Humble Store right now. I paid $10 for it during the last steam sale and it was worth every penny. I compare it quite favorably to Muramasa, even though the gameplay is a lot simpler.
And fun fact: it was made by one of the guys who worked on Jazz Jackrabbit.
>>285930007
I need to actually finish that game. It was surprisingly fun until I got to a cave where spikes one-shot you and you have to start overor something along those lines
Catherine
>>285929318
Robot love is pure, anon. No dicks involved.
>>285930007
faggot
>>285929780
Yeah, it's a shame
>>285929657
The artist draws loli porn, so no surprise there.
>>285930401
>game
>there will never be good shantae porn
>Soul Calibur 2
And that's why my dick is in charge of the vidya I play, it has great taste.
>>285930007
Which character was it because if it was any one other than fidget then I have to call you a furfaggot
>>285927935
what game?
>>285930056
>jorge: wants to be hardcore but his mom wont let him
>>285930401
>buy
But yes, it was seriously good.
>>285929584
>>285929767
>>285930339
You are my niggas
>mfw getting the 'worse than 16 hitlers' ending on hard
It was everything I could have ever wanted
>>285930164
Nah, she's all mine.
>>285930401
So true.
This was the first time my dick cried. But they were not tears of disgust or flacidity, they were feels.
My dick learned to feel that day.
>>285930562
I've seen some well drawn Shantae porn. It mostly involved Risky growing a dick and raping her, if you're into that I guess it's great
>>285930705
would've payed $5 or something like this tbh, they put effort into it.
>>285929339
And how.
>>285930031
Why do you fags keep using that word unironically?
>>285925684
It's a bit repetitive, but Shinovi Versus is quite fun.
>>285925883
>tfw lost my copy right as it was removed from the PS+ selection
FUCK
I wish I could find it loose for less than $10.
I might just buy a brand new copy at this point because the case for my lost copy is destroyed.
>>285930865
share as long as its not shantae with the dick I dont care
>>285929318
>>285929584
>>285930782
>>285929767
>>285930339
nsfw
>>285930523
The movie version is either going to get her very right, or very wrong. I cannot see any middle ground.
Professor Layton for the cute shota.
>>285922479
>read an article in a Nintendo Power about pic related forever ago
>damn wish I could see those sprites in action
>years later see it at my local locally owned small games store
>fuck it
>go in expecting some good wristy material
>find SUPER COMBO JUGGLING HOLY SHIT THEM HIPS MECHA ACTION
it was a good buy
>>285927473
Shame.
If you waited could have gotten it during the upcoming sale.
>>285930608
Etrian Odyssey. The design is from EO4.
>>285930815
I don't think you understand what 'pics or gtfo' means
It means if you don't produce a 'sup /v/' style image of her sucking you off while you play the game you are assumed to be full of shit
>>285931001
that seriously gave me a boner, what the fuck is wrong with me.
>>285930950
I got mine brand new for $12 on Amazon a month or two ago, with free shipping.
>>285931001
>>285930969
I'll try to find it when I get home.
>>285930608
Etrian Odyssey, my man. I really love them. The music is great, the gameplay is fun. Good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTU-jTmWr-k&index=4&list=PL40BC111AA2B81B61
>>285929318
>tfw played AC4, liked it but felt it lacked something given that it was From's first next-gen game
>hear AC4A is marginally better
>for some reason, interest starts to dwindle
>friend forcing me to play it
Convince me.
What makes AC4A better than AC4?
Is it faster?
Did they improve on the general mechanics?
More mech parts?
Story that's actually intriguing?
Pretty much DoA in general.
>>285931001
Lewd
Is shantae good?
>>285931001
Oh my
>>285931141
Nothing's wrong with you
It'd be weird if that didn't get you hard
>>285931392
yes nigga
it's great
the whole series
>>285922479
>Dragon's Crown
>BlazBlue (at least the first one)
>Transistor
>Skullgirls
>Resident Evil Revelations
>Final Fantasy XIV
>Bayonetta
I could think of more. My dick is very good at calling good games, so I learned to follow it.
Dead or Alive 5. That shit was fun as fuck. Dunno why it doesn't get more love tbh
>>285931140
I don't like that this actually has to be DESCRIBED to anybody.
That's not even "muh sekret club"ish
>>285928075
Holy fuck the elf's legs are way too big for her body.
I get that's kind of the point but damn it looks weird standing next to the other two like that.
>>285928075
>Purchased with dick
>Them's some great witch animations...
>HOLY FUCK WHY IS THE DWARF SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY?!?
>>285931392
Yes.
>>285931317
The fucking things i would do to honkers with my dick
>>285931317
Except for Xtreme. You buy those games for your dick only. They're OK for what they are, but as games they're really kind of shitty. Once you've unlocked a few costumes and fapped a few times there's not much to hold your attention.
It's a shame, because arcade style volleyball games can be really fun. If you took the gameplay of Beach Spikers and combined it with the graphics and characters of DOA Xtreme, you'd have a great game.
If you are going to play either though, go with Beach Spikers. Graphically it's got nothing on DOAXBV, and the girls look like plastic because there's no jiggle physics, but it's actually a solid arcade-style volleyball game. Basically a Volleyball version of Virtua Tennis, which is what DOAXBV should have been.
solatorobo
that cat girl was cute but she turned out to be a dog
also the purple cat
holy shit the plot is great
>>285931862
>>285931515
but is the game good because of the gameplay?
Should I trust my dick?
$70 is an awful lot for a SHMUP
>>285931828
Playing the Dwarf in Dragon's Crown made me realize that I tend to prefer "grappler"-types in fighting games
>>285931992
Yeah. For me, the nice visuals are just a bonus. I play them because they're fun games.
How do I explain people I want DoA for the gameplay?
You can have 3k hours on TF2 2k on Gmod and 900 on cs:go but if someone has a weeb game he gets bullied to death.
>>285931392
>Tight controls
>Simple gameplay with more emphasis on said controls than convoluted bullshit or needlessly hard sicknasty mandatory trick jumps
>Meaningful backtracking and exploration
>Boner fuel
>Filler bosses breaking the fourth wall
Sound like something you might like? It's NOT a hard game, but it is a fun one.
>>285922479
>Buy a game with your dick
That is a pretty steep price. How do you piss now?
Feel the Magic. It actually turned out to be one of the better games to utilize the DS' touch screen and I had a lot of fun with it. I never could beat hell mode though, which was upsetting because I really wanted to unlock nude mode.
>>285932235
You don't, nigga. If people don't like what you play, that's their problem. I don't know why people get so caught up thinking they need to defend their tastes.
>>285930606
That one deer character
Jesus christ, I never wanted to fuck something so bad.
Just want to smack it with my dick
>>285932235
Stop giving a shit if people believe you like it for the gameplay or not. Or just admit it's a half and half situation because thinking with your dick for such things is not unreasonable. Problem solved!
>>285932340
The controls aren't the only thing that's tight.
>>285927935
I dont know. I think if it didnt have the cute girl art it wouldn't have caught on. The Dark Spire was a really good first person dungeon crawler with a cool D&D style but it didn't catch on.
>>285925375
Why is Yukari kissing Yuuka?
>>285931292
I felt exactly the same way you did but my love for mecha eventually got me to give it a chance
And to answer your questions,
>Is it faster?
Oh hell yeah it is
>Did they improve on the general mechanics?
The mechanics are noticeably improved but not exactly anything groundbreaking
>More mech parts?
A metric fuckton more
>Story that's actually intriguing?
I'd say so, or at the least it gets really good the second time around
I'd tell you it's better than Jesus but I'm just another asshole on the internet
Give it a chance though, you won't regret it
>>285932390
there is a copy of this sitting in a wal-mart near me just left unbought
is it rare? I played it on a flashcart years ago
>>285927885
this.
i enjoy the hell out of it.
it's probably not going to end well though after beowolf.
>>285932235
>How do I explain people I want DoA for the gameplay?
Don't.
If you actually have to explain what you do in your free time you're doing something wrong.
>>285931998
I would, but I will also wait and see if I can't nag it for cheap one day.
>>285928075
Bought this game because of the developer and the character designs. Game is fun as fuck. My brother walks in on my playing it. "Is this a porn game?" "N-no" He picks dwarf. It's Double Dragon arcade co-op all over again.
what if you buy a game with your dick because of the hype around the game? does it count?
>>285931992
Yes. Even the original on GBC holds up incredibly well. Imagine a Metroidvania with a Zelda-style division between "overworld" and "dungeon."
Dragon's Dogma
Turned out to be my favorite game of last gen
>mfw fighting the Griffin at the tower at night
>>285932575
Saw this shit coming.
Would.
>>285932651
Price check it with Amazon.
what good metroidvania games can I play on steam?
Also if you know good sidescroller games too I would gladly try them.
>>285932705
What does that picture have to do with Skullgirls? It's just four pigs.
>>285929130
>>285929339
>>285931517
best girl
>>285932643
Alright, I'll take your word.
As long as I can go fast I'm fine.
What mechanics were brushed up/added?
Also, what is >>285930782 talking about?
>>285931091
still sad we didn't get the second one in english, it was amazing.
>>285932235
tell those niggas they can deal with it
>>285931998
A shmup that isn't on Xbox is always worth supporting.
>>285933046
You know it, Good Guy.
bloodlust shadow something
>>285931001
you sick fuck.
>>285922479
Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier
Evil Zone
>skullgirls
>end up playing only with Big Band because all the characters are trash and boring
>since my nigga Panzerfaust will never be added in the game i dropped the game completely and went back to GG#Reload and KoF98
that's the last time i'm ever buying a game with my dick.
Fear Effect 2.
Not as good as Resident Evil, but had tits and happened to be a decent survival horror game, so I was happy.
>>285933243
Hah.
Cock.
>>285933215
I bet her tits taste like cinnamon buns.
I bought shantae with my dick AND because Jake Kaufman is a fucking god. Everyone Shantae OST has been amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjoMDE92YA
>>285933046
>tfw browsing my Tao folder to post something
>like 98% of it is NSFW
>had to search one by one to find a picture that wouldn't get me banned
Well shit. I should stop.
Freedom Planet. I regret nothing.
>>285933796
That fucking mashup.
>>285933768
She's brown like cinnamon so why not.
>>285933976
I dont know about buying that with my dick, but its a great Sonic clone. Had a lot of fun with it.
>>285933014
lel, i hate that joke.
>>285933046
>>285933215
>>285933768
>>285933809
>the silliest, cutest, faceless and most innocent is also the sexiest character
I get the feeling that sometimes it's not just my dick getting to head, but my heart getting to my dick.
>>285933396
I thought she had a giant dick in the thumb nail
>>285931140
Oh sure, I lied on an anonymous image board for attention.
>>285933054
There's the assault armor shit that you can use to essentially turn yourself into a nuke which is fairly neat
It's also got arms forts that you can take out, which are basically just fuckhuge machines of mass destruction with a lot of backup to support it. Usually this involves a little segment where you get to fly like a bat out of hell toward the arms fort while it tries to shoot you down from long range
The missions were fairly varied too so it wasn't like you were doing the same shit over and over
Oh and you can work with your choice of Mech pilots every now and again, kinda cool but I've never had much a use for them anyway
>>285930782
That's still me
Basically to get one of the endings, you have to kill 100 million people and then fight off 4 or 5 other NEXTs single-handily in a surprise ambush
It's pretty awesome, even more so on hard since one of the pilots that comes out to kill you isyour old mentor that had been supporting you throughout the game
>>285922479Ninja gaiden 2
>>285933976
>>285934284
I bought it for the gameplay. Ended up fapping.
>>285934480
>goes around borderline naked under a huge coat that is loose as fuck
>literally obsessed with big tits
>will do anything for food
I did not just spell an "innocent" character. Tao is silly, cute, faceless and an exhibitionist lesbian rapist.
>>285934480
Taokaka is genuinely lovable. She's got a body that begs for you to put kittens in it, but also has a cute and charming personality. Also, the mask ads a bit of mystery to an otherwise bubbly and adorable character"the Tali Effect".
>>285933396
>Exceed will never get a full translation
>>285935196
>tfw you will never EVER complete the original ninja gaiden trilogy on the NES
;_;
>>285931740
I know
It's a general indicator of how far this place has fallen
Etrian Odyssey 3
my dick has taste
>>285935576
Yeah I know but she isn't doing that for sexual reasons, more like a child (kitten?)
>>285930401
This game made me depressed. Not sadness, it was pure depression.
I forgot this existed until now. Thanks anon.
How many oldfags do we have in here?
bought with my dad's dick i believe
>>285929983
I wonder how much money Mike Z and Alex Ahad would be rolling in if he had made Skullgirls into almost anything besides a fighting game
People clearly like the style, characters, setting, music, etc. but fighting games that aren't street fighter just seem doomed to obscurity
>>285934825
Yes Jimmy, it happens all the fucking time
If it was actually true and you still didn't feel like posting pics you should just ignore it because that's the mature thing to do
But it's not and you're not
So gtfo
>>285936332
that was fucking shit
>ctrl f "rance"
>0 results
Fuck you guysinb4 complaining about "buy" semantics
>>285936352
>you should just ignore it
Nah, I've got nothing better to do.
>But it's not and you're not
You're pathetic. Literally.
>>285935976
Yeah. You keep thinking that. She totally doesn't mean anything sexual by it.
>>285935774
I will.
But only if they port them to the 3DS, put them in the eshop, and I savestate scum them in short bursts.
>>285936092
How old do you have to be to have bought this with your OWN dick?
Sorcerland is pretty good.
>>285933082
>>285933396
>>285935746
maybe some day
It'll be entertaining to watch this thread to slowly devolve into another DOA thread. It'll be like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
>>285936347
Look at Hyperdimension Neptunia.
>Hmm this sucks
>Now it sucks a little less
>Now it sucks EVEN less than before
>Oh shit people REALLY like these hand drawn animated versions instead of the shitty 3D models during conversation
>Let's make an SRPG
>And an anime
>And an idol game
And I will continue to buy them so long as they Cum Processing Units continue to do their job.
>>285935746
>"Just play the patched version. At least the menus are translated so you can play it no problem."
>missing out on the amazingly cheesy dialogue, cringe-worthy translations and all around funny writting
It hursts anon...
Can't we have a kickstarter for this shit or something? I'd pay for a taskforce of weebs willing to take on a project like this.
>>285936667
this expands dong
>>285936708
Not on my watch.Which is good because my watch is about to end.
>Senran Kagura Burst
4/10 beat 'em up
8/10 plot
pic related
>>285936547
When's the last time you checked the eshop?
Bought so I could jerk off to Etna
Stayed for the combat
>>285931001
If mechanical fire control computers aren't sexy then I don't know what is.
>SK Burst
It's a solid 6.5/10 with good music
>>285936537
Cats like milk, and boobs make milk. Tao has an innocent, child-like fascination with boobs.
>>285936572
A game that simultaneously panders to furfags, trapfags and ponyfags.
>>285936332
>repetitive level design
>predictable enemies
>only 6 unique moves
why anon?
>>285936525
>Nah, I've got nothing better to do.
like getting sucked off while playing video games?
>>285937318
>like getting sucked off while playing video games?
I'm not seeing her tonight.
>>285936708
Too late. Taokaka's husbando army got here first.
>>285937176
D-do you think she only likes milk that comes out of boobs? I can't produce milk but I can somewhere else on my body
>>285936092
>Tomb Raider 2
>PlayStation One
>Oldfags
>How many oldfags do we have in here?
Just me, why do you ask kid?
>>285937291
fitfags, futafags, nostalgiafags, cutefags, and just straight up fags.
the pokemans yo
>>285937037
>Etna
>>285937452
Are you Leisure Suit Larry old, or Softporn Adventure old?
>>285922479
Solatorobo, easy and repetitive, but with awesome story, characters, music, postgame stuff
>Dat Ro doijin
