Help me /v/. I think I'm in love.
>>285897646
Too bad, you can't have her.
Only God can save you now, you degenerate mousefucking pedophile scum.
>>285897646
you have bad tastes but i wont judge you
>>285897646
She's perfect. She will always have your bath drawn and when you're done? Boom, big feast for you and the family. Too perfect.
>>285897887
>mouse
She's a weasel
>>285897646VIDEOGAMES
>tfw she outlives you.
>>285898461
>tfw she'll outlive you great, great, great grandchildren
Too bad she can't be mated with.
>>285898393
>button prompt on the fucking screen
>this is somehow not video games
>>285898393
Go shitpost in niggarell threads you fucking homo
That's cute as fuck I wish it was a real game.
>>285899474
> I wish it was a real game
>>285899790
Don't sneeze it's not your fault.
>>285899474
What the fuck are you on?
see >>285899448
>>285900319
It's not your fault anon.
Too bad the game is generic as fuck. I managed like 2 hours on it before I got bored and gave in.
>>285900428
>generic as hell
You've never played it, have you?
>>285900581
He mentioned that he only played 2 hours of it.
>>285900392
You're right. I forgot /v/ is nintendogaf now. Sorry.
>>285900581
He got blown out for saying it wasn't a game so he's changing tactics.
So /v/ what three classes did you pick? I went with dancer, gunner, and wreckers .
>>285900756
It's not your fault.
>>285900581
Generic lost its meaning, just like weeaboo and cuck.
What's the game about?
>>285901545
Doing what Kochin wants you to do.
>>285901545
Your family gets killed and is brought back to life to exact revenge only to find out they can't live past two years and they can't breed with anyone other than the gods.
>>285901545
Your clan is slaughtered by the emperor for failing an important task, in an attempt to appease the gods for the failure. The gods don't give a shit, but they do decide to give your clan a chance to get revenge. However, there is a curse on your clan so none of you can live past two years, so you need to keep making babies to keep the bloodline going until you're strong enough to get your revenge.
>>285901850
She knows what's best for you.
>>285902181
That sounds pretty cool
>>285902303
she got me a BBC
>>285902638
She only seems to be interested in getting my males laid. She has not once made a suggestion for my females and one of them is already twenty months old.
