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Five minutes
>>285438918
Any streams?
Five minutes
Five minutes of playtime
>>285439674
Not that I know of
PST, not EST fucking moron
Three hours left
Also, no streams, so not worth shit.
No HL3, L4D3, Portal 3, etc. will be there anyway. /v/ hyped for nothing as usual.
>>285439894
Just saw this.
http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
Is this for real? Are Valve serious right now?
![sqWPT7R[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SOTzhxG.jpg "sqWPT7R[1].jpg")
>>285440231
>http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
That article was posted in the future so they must know.
>>285440231
GDC is a conference for game devs, there's very little press going to it, it's mostly for industry people showing off new tech, holding seminars, shit like that.
It's not a conference you'd announce your new game at, only your competition would be watching, not your brainwashed fans or media you've buttered up with gifts.
I don't know where /v/ even got the idea about the.
>>285440564
Get your click bait article out of here
>half-life 2 released six years after half-life
>2016 will be 12 years after half-life 3
Half-life 4 confirmed in year 2040
>>285440370
>in the future
How old are you kid?
I should think even preschoolers know about time zones at this point.
>>285440564
Maybe it got posted in asia
>>285440902
you lose
>>285440564
Considering it's already 10 PM where I live I'm sure it already the 4th somewhere. That said I have no idea how reliable the information is.
>>285440770
I wasn't expecting them to announce HL3. Probably not even Source 2 for Dota. But the article seems to say Valve canceled their appearance altogether. Granted I had no idea weather the initial announcement was confirmed either but I just assumed checking shit like that would be pretty simple. I'm assuming they have some sort of schedule planned for which you have to apply beforehand and I assumed that schedule was public knowledge.
>>285440975
It's a Taiwanese website. So I should think so.
> 5:08:23 PM PST Well, seven minutes after starting, the conference portion of the event is officially over.
> 5:11:24 PM PST And that's it for us! Good night, and I hope you enjoyed every one of those seven minutes.
>>285441152
No the article is saying they don't have a big press conference on the third. Which is true.
They have 2 panels today.
And then a bigger panel for Vulkan on the 5th.
>>285441268
guys wtf i looked up half life and morgan freeman is the protagonist.
wtf? how do u guys like this? lmao
i thought we hated black people....
>>285441784
lol u tk him 2 da bar?
Zoe Quinn is the Kim Kardashian of gaming. Famous for drama and sleeping with people rather than being good at something
>>285441268
>>285440564
It's not a proper article. They just took the news from Kotaku.
>>285442589
>only game is a text-based multiple choice test about depression
>speaking at a panel about humor as an industry expert
This is surreal. Is this real life?
>>285442589
well that's a lot less lucrative than being real kim k so i dont really give a fuck.kim way hotter too
>>285442589
White room, there really is no diversity in gaming
>>285439825
Five minutes. Five minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
>>285442617
did she cum talking to notgabe?
did I miss anything even mildly interesting?
>>285442968
>copy shit from kotaku
>post it tomorrow
>get paid
I fucking hate gaming journalists. Fuckin buncha casual hipsters getting paid for doing shit and havin access to time machine.
>>285440770
Except games *have* been announced there, many times in the past. Stop talking about shit you don't know anon.
So where will we watch it ?
Shitty and poor Unity had streams, Valve can't afford stream or what ?
>>285441051the game
>>285444905
>Valve can't afford stream or what ?
Because this is just a physics demonstration for devs you fucking retard. They aren't going to announce anything. Stop getting your news from /v/ moron.
Reminder that valve doesn't make video games anymore, and the half life series will never get another entry
Do we have to go trough the same shit every year?
Face it,there won't be a HL3 in our lifetime.
Where are the streams?
>>285445040
Why would we leave this thread when it's superior to yours.
>The news comes straight fromKotaku, who spoke to Valve marketing director Doug Lombardi to confirm the whole thing is a “big mix up”. Valve apparently has no plans to hold any kind of huge press conference today at GDC.
>It turns out the confused 3pm “event” is actually a game physics presentation from Valve programmer Sergiy Migdalskiy that aims at teaching “fundamental elements and practical considerations for using collision detection and physics simulations in games”
http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
>>285446920
Yes, we knew this from the start
>>285446920
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
>>285447252
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
>>285446920
People knew that from the beginning. Did anyone honestly think any different?
>>285447372
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>285447556
KISS THE UGLY
LEAVE THE PRETTY
>>285447556
>>285447252
>>285447372
>>285447702>tfw moot is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
>>285444005
nigger all you can see is the backs of their heads
>>285447252
>>285447372
>>285447556
>>285447702
That just takes me back. Back when I thought Berserk was going to end soon, back when anime was good, back when gaming was awesome, and I was patiently waiting for Episode 3, back when Portal 2 seemed impossible.
A-at least I got portal 2, right?
>>285448068
That's the spirit anon. Keep your head up.
>>285442589
this piece of white trash has no qualifications to give that talk or even be up there
>>285442617
I want to smack he in the face fucking slut
>>285450000
Nice quads.
>>285440231
>Are Valve serious right now?
Yes, nothing was ever going to be announced. They never promised anything. You were misled by stupid people
>>285447872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARuCujL4cY
5 MINUTES SHOULD BE PLENTY
HERE I GO
When does it begin?
So hype for the retards that don't know this is literally nothing getting BTFO
>>285450334
>They never promised anything.
Announcements usually don't come with announcements of their own.
>>285452454
>Trying to crush the dreamers
Foul knave. What if the stars do come within reach on this fine eve?
Harf lief 3 cunfirmed
>>285442589
It was nice of cripplefag chan to make her popular and relevant.
Post yfw nothing happens
>>285452606
>Announcements don't usually come with announcements
But that's exactly what /v/ has been claiming
>>285450697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffpY7mR6r1M
>>285452660
Then we'll all be Icarus for a day
CINCO CINCO CINCO
>>285452914
downbloated, too meme
Gabe is just going to talk about their new VR shit they got going on
>>285452784
calling it now, its some random worthless information, like Gaben learning to use the toilet or something like that
Is there a stream available?
>>285452726
>forgetting your history
Nigger, this all started right here. The other chan (nice spam filter, by the way, whoever took Moot's spot), didn't get involved until much later.
>>285452946
>>285452784
mfw yfw nothing happens
My dads Gabe Newell. He is going to launch hl3 as a Wii U exclusive with amiibo support. Its a new Nintendo genertation, having them win the console war
>>285453102
I'm using this one
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1425411793421.jpg
>>285452784
>>285453417
mfw It was a shoot all along brother
>>285438918
>event begins as a highly decorated litter is borne onto the stage by eight well-oiled slaves wearing only loincloths
>they set the litter down and pull the curtains away, revealing a completely nude and resplendent Gabe wearing only a gold crown inlaid with jewels the size of his flabby fists
>the slaves disembowel themselves with bronze knives
>four virginal slave girls wearing white gowns bearing pure gold chalices walk out to Gabe and slit their wrists to fill the chalices
>they each hand their own chalice to Gabe and he splashes it back onto them, staining their pure white dresses red
>bags of fast food are brought to Gabe along with a pure gold scepter with an infant's skull on one end
>Gabe unwraps the hamburgers and stacks them into a greasy pyramid
>Gabe then proceeds to jam the hamburgers down his throat without chewing or even swallowing, using the skull end of the scepter to tamp the sandwiches down
>after he is done with his afternoon snack, Gabe clears his throat
"Since I am a caring Lord, you meek peons may be bestowed with a boon of my choosing. I am pleased to announce thatRicochet 2will be available on Steam for the low price of $49.99!"
>>285452784
>>285452454
>people who don't know most of the "proof" spammed today that it's no happening has been known since the beginning
Fucking newfags
>>285452784
>>285442589
>humor games
finally depression quest is getting the recognition it deserves
>>285453814
try harder
>Missed it
>/v/ hasn't blown up so I guess it was fucking nothing after all
Okay then I guess.
>>285452784
so whats the announcement?
>>285453938
Hasn't even happened yet
>>285452784
BLOOD SACRIFICE
>>285454045
>>285454037
There was never an announcement
>>285453351
People shoo'd them away because they were obnoxious faggots spamming irrelevant shit.
You have to be pretty fucking awful to be too annoying for /v/.
>>285452784
>>285454037
We still have an hour
>>285454045
when then (how long from now)
>>285440370
Nice to see when OC is reposted later.
The other one I made
>>285454045
HYPE WAS RESTORED
STREAM WHEN
>>285454037
there are no fucking announcements and there never was suppose to be any. It's just physics presentations
>>285452784
>>285442617
I-is she rubbing her pussy?
>>285453938
the presentation isn't for another hour
either way, nothing will get announced
>>285454045
Oh, well then call me when it happens and it turns out to be fucking nothing. Or don't I don't really care.
>>285443341
>>285442589
Let's be fair here.
Depression Quest IS the pinnacle of comedy/entertainment media
>>285452784
>>285454252
She has diarrhea but she has to do the interview
>>285454174
Never, it's a closed conference, the most we'll get is a live blog.
>>285452784
>>285454309
Yeah, I'll send you an sms instead.
>>285452606
Tell that to Square Enix.
>>285442589
haha thats what you faggots did to her. bring her into the spotlight, she's obviously making the most of it.
>>285454142
3:00 PM PST, aka, in about 48 minutes.
>>285452784
a
>>285452784
>>285444419
IRC she was sad.
>>285452784
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN
>>285452784
>>285454784
but thats how they always look after I have sex with them
oh god
>>285454531
'Kay.
>>285442589
>Famous for drama and sleeping with people
nah, she was already around before then.
First I heard of her she was casually being interviewed by giantbomb and hanging around. Was slightly baffled that a twine user (I wont even say developer) was there even then
>>285452784
>>285454729
there isn't even a stream
why would they announce something big without a stream
lol retards
>>285454829
AWW SON OF A BITCH
>Topics include numerical integration, contact manifolds, destruction, solvers, networking, and optimization.
HL3 sounds hella rad guys.
>>285455009
To let the hype slowly ooze from the conference and spread like a highly contagious virus.
>>285452784
>>285454729
that's what you get for not baleebing in ROMAN REIGNS
>>285454965
WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS
>>285455298
Gaben Reigns
>>285455298
soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q
>>285455409
>read this
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>>285452784
Its on in 40 minutes
>>285455465
>>285455409
You aren't. It's a private conference so that only the elite can watch Gabe's blood orgy of filth and disease.
They're announcing hardware, no half life 3 everyone.
>>285455489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVnU4TeV6U
>>285452784
>>285452784
7.99chan
>>285455547
GODBLESS YOU
>>285452784
>>285452784
>presentation starts
>Gaben rolls on stage
>ultra silence in the audience
>Gaben looks down everyone without saying a word
>Gaben leaves
>presentation ends
>Gaben gives an interview a week later
>interviewer asks about what the presentation was about>I lost myself in the way of bathroom and ended up on stage
>there was no presentation
POST YOUR REACTION WHEN HALF LIFE 3 IS ANNOUNCED... TODAY.... AND IT ISN'T A DREAM, YOU'RE AWAKE.
FUCK THE HATERS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlRVaQuaYY
>>285455839
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE /WOOO/ WORLD ORDER OF VIDYA GAMES BROTHER
>>285452784
>>285452784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSD_dwdgEUo
>>285455839
Damn son, I'm 4 of those and I don't even /woo/
>>285455965
11:15am-12:15pm: Physics for Game Programmers: Robust Contact Creation for Physics Simulation by Dirk Gregorius (Ended)
3:00pm-4:00pm: Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies by Sergey Migdalskiy
>>285443341
>>285443379
>>285444005
>>285449765
>>285453823
>>285454321
>>285454626
>>285454882
>>285442589
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHA, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKS DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.
>>285452784
Is that sips?
>>285455965
>>285452784
>>285456348
mfw yfw tfw
>>285455642
WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT
HOW CAN I GET EXCITED IF IM JUST GOING TO GET SECOND HAND INFO
>>285456383
My brain can't comprehend this webm, what have you done
>>285454451
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIAREAH
>>285456447
>>285455965
PCucks really are desperate for games
>>285452784
>>285455642
>>285455965
Fuck off, weeb.
Post yfw something happens
>>285456646
Well if itsn't our memester in person, we missed you buddy.
STREAM WHERE
>>285456646
>5 HOURS XDDDD
What if the announcement is that there won't be a HL3, ever?
Califag here, the moscone center's like 20 minutes from me, would have gone if tickets weren't literally thousands of dollars.
Anyway it's in EXACTLY 30 minutes as of this post.
Let's hope for some twitter feeds of what's going on in there.
>>285456684
That's basically it, but with more ritual suicides of Gabe's slaves.
>>285456802
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>>285456763
LOG IN TO STEAM NOW YOU RETARD
STOP FUCKING ASKING
>>285456802
You're 1 second off, nigga.
Kill yourself.
Suicide bomb the GDC.
>>285456646
this is epic
>>285456802
Allahu Akbar that place up
You'll be an hero
>>285452784
>>285456563
>big thing supposed to be happening soon
>No one knows where to watch it
Yeah something is happening :)
DID IT HAPPEN ALREADY?
>>285456796
I'd laugh my ass offThen cry a lot and eat lots of icecream
>>285456980
>Big thing is supposed to be happening soon
Nice meme bro
If HL3 is announced today it will be the best birthday present I getand the only
Already got ut4 coming and looking good
I'm happy with that
>>285457009
nie
>>285456928
fuck
I remember first seeing that picture years ago and not believing those clothes were real
when did it all go so wrong /v/
>>285452784
>>285456886
>>285456904
I ain't gonna throw my life away for a meme
>>285456684
>>285457093
sent ;)
>>285455965
>mfw
>>285457009
It's currently happening inside locked doors.
Valve isn't having a conference today.
Seriously guys
>>285457093
Happy birthday anon :)you stupid fucking faggot I hope you die of AIDS literally kill yourself already you fag
>>285457103
SHUT THE FUCK UP
STOP PRETENDING YOU'LL BE OKAY IF VALVE FUCKS US OVER AGAIN
>>285457152
Yeah, but you were 1 second off of your promised.
You shamed yourself in front of Allah.
What you did was haram.
There is only one thing to do.
>>285456746
I don't get this image, is he poking a finger into his skull?
>>285452784
new to the party
where do i watch this shit?
>>285457152
But it would be the most useful thing you'd accomplish in your life anyway.
>gabe will explode before hl3 is announced
>>285455965
>>285452606
They have a talk about physics and everyone thought it was gonna be a press conference. It was really a big game of "people being massively retarted in unison"
>>285457408
There is no party, shit, steam or conference
>>285452784
I KNEW IT!
>>285457408
Just follow the threads
It's basically a live ticker created by your good pals on 4chan
>>285457408
YOU DON'T YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. GABE'S RITUAL SLAVE SACRIFICE TO THE ANCIENT SUMERIAN DEATH GODS MUST HAPPEN ONLY IN THE PRESENCE OF THE SOCIAL ELITE WITH NO OUTSIDE INFLUENCE. SO THAT MEANS NO NEETS ALLOWED.
>>285440370
>fucking wow
WoW 2 confirmed for being bought out by Valve and finished by valve (proven by blizzard announcing they "canceled" it)
UGH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HALF LIFE??
*BANGS FISTS ON TABLE*
*STOMPS FEET*
FUCKING FAGGOTS WAGESLAVES CANT EVEN MAKE A GAME ON TIME
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
*GETS VISIBLY ANGRY*
*TELEPORTS*
FUCK VALVE, FUCK GABE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR HALF LIFE 3
BULLSHIT
UGH, *SIGH*
VALVE NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE I AM BOYCOTTING STEAM FROM NOW ON!!!
HA, *FLICKS HAIR*
WAIT WAIT WAIT
DID HE
DID HE JUST SAY STAY TUNED FOR A NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT??!?!?
HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT
>>285457562
>>285457534
>>285457484
oh, okay
This really happened.
My dog at Valve said so.
WHEN YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS EVER LEARN? WE'RE LITERALLY NEVER, EVER GETTING HALF-LIFE 3
FUCKING
DEAL
WITH
IT
If hl3 is announced this week I will make a post on a prominent gaming forum and raffle $50 paypal cash
>>285457308
They already did
They literally don't release anything but multiplayer stuff that has hats
That's all they do
Valve is dead for me
>>285452454
>>285452784
>>285457627
-2 good boy points
>HL3 gets announced
>for PC, PS4 and XBox One
Post yfw
>>285457093
It'll be a great birthday present for me too, anon.But not the only one. I have friends and family who actually give a shit about me :^)
>Stay tuned
>New game announcement
OH UASIASO WAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT
>>285452784
ara ara
>>285457630
>stay tuned
There is no stream and he isn't gonna say that to people in real life anon
Gabe wouldn't be so cruel. Would he?
>>285457630
[citation needed]
>>285442589
apparently she just talked about Toom Many Cooks, for a while.
Kotaku says there will be no conference. Why should i trust you guys?
>>285457630
HOLY CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
If HL3 gets announced I'll write "Gabe's bitch" on my bare ass and post it on this same thread.
>>285457716
>Valve is dead to me
saying that with a steam library of 50+ games
>>285457803
Where are you getting this?
>>285457772
>>285452784
>NEW GAME ANOUNVEMENT
ITS HAPENFGJJFN
>>285457712
get a load of this high roller
>>285457803
>>285457630
OH MY DAMN OH MY GOODNESS
>>285457905
Gabe has sacrificed hundreds of child slaves to the Mesopotamian god of war in the past, his cruelty knows no bounds.
>>285457672
>weight
Every time :^)
>>285457794
Well I am getting a cheque in the mail, should arrive in the next couple of days.
>>285457803
>>285457630
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU READ THIS YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER
>>285457630
Sweet stream when there isn't one.
>>285455839
what's /woo/?
