ITT: We post vidya images that make you laugh every time.
>>285161064
To be honest I think the venue wasn't the issue here, it's just the uninspired ad campaign. They should have had strippers and poledancers and the main hall would be empty as everyone throws bundles of cash at girls near the Ouya stand.
It's too bad Soul Fjord was shit, I thought it mite b kewl
>>285161064
How many units has OUYA sold anyway?
Surely it can't still be afloat by this point?
>>285162029
It's more an issue of who the fuck wants a goddamn Ouya? Literally their entire market probably already bought one through Kickstarter.
>>285162504
They've recently had an investment from a Chinese company who wants to promote the console in China.
>>285162732
But why? China is already overflowing with underpowered junk running android.
>>285162732
That's actually really smart and would probably do very well if you think about it.
>>285163014
well, that's why
>>285162732
Makes sense. It would serve well as a cheapo console in a second-world country where a lot of people couldn't afford anything better.
>>285163080
>99 dollariedoos
>>285163014
After an extensive 5 second google search, China apparently had a 13 year ban on Vidya consoles.
So the OUYA to them will be like Planet Express ship: Even for futuristic technology, it's still considered shit. But for a good price.
>>285162732
>ouya gets popular in china
>outsells ps4,xbox,wiiu
>wins the console war
>>285163080
>Think it's a lame joke about the price
>mfw I see it
>>285163080
>Ellen Page bundle
Heh
>>285163189
Didn't the Xbone launch in China already and isn't the PS4 launching soon?
The Ouya doesn't really have any right to exist anywhere.
>>285163080
>Super Slim
Yeah that is funny.
>>285163367
>Implying a Chinese family living on $1000 a year can afford a XBONE or PS4
>>285163404
>implying those people will buy an Ouya either
>>285163274
1 billion sales
1 BILLION SALES
>>285163080
Damn, everyone thinks it's Ellen page in The Last of Us.
>>285163080
>the price
>keep the kids entertained
>ellen page bundle
8/10, pretty good
>>285163171
>people backed the ouya expecting to play skyrim on it.
>they thought normal people would get the ouya and start making great games
>>285163406
I prefer this version.
>>285163496
>New York Taxi Die Simulation
I'm German and this still makes me laugh every time.
>>285163091
>>285163135
You clearly don't know much about China and their economy. The average educated Chinaman is longer as poor as you think. The chinks out in the rural areas won't buy any form of video game console as they lack the reliable infrastructure to do anything with it but the ones in the cities buy the proper ones nowdays.
There's also the issue of competition - the Ouya has the power of a smartphone or tablet. Chinese can and do make more powerful phones than the console actually is.
The only way it could sell is if it's marketed as "hot as shit in the West" to scam gullible cunts into buying it for their kids.
>>285163554
Is it a dying simulator? The fuck
>>285163441
Sure they will. In China there's many more people who literally can't afford anything better, sad as that may be.
>>285163602
It just means "The simulation"
>>285163602
The German word for The is Die.
do you even sideshow bob?
>>285163557
I don't think YOU understand how popular mobile games are in China.
They. Are. Fucking. Huge.
Biggest goddamn market.
Another thing Ouya has going for it is its size and low power consumption.
>>285163604
damn that ruined my day. ouya people will actually profit from their shitty scam scheme
>>285163496
fucking germans
>ADOLF, I HAVE FINISHED 19 HOUR SHIFT IN FIELDS, I AM GOINGS TO UNWIND BY PLAYING TURNIP FIELD SIMULATOR 2014
>>285163602
It takes places on the worst day in US history.
>>285163545
>droop de doo
kek
>>285163645
pretty glad ill never have to deal with this
>>285163626
fuck off worst trip you don't know german
>>285163557
>lack the reliable infrastructure to do anything with it
What the fuck does this even mean?
Do you actually think there are rural parts of China in 2015 that don't have access to power and internet?
Please don't tell me this is what you mean. PLEASE...
>>285163692
Why? She says she greatly enjoys it.
>>285163709
>Implying
it was on the fucking simpsons>Implying I didn't take German in high school
>>285163656
>>285163741
i mean im glad ill never have to deal with vaginas
>>285163645
>vidya
>>285163557
The average educated Chinaman is probably working for a borderline slave wage at Foxconn or something.
It's better than it was, but it's nowhere near the level of Europe/North America.
>>285163645
Imagine the fucking smell.
>>285163171
gold
>>285163712
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_divide_in_China
>>285163747
Halt die Fresse und verpiss dich oder leg deinen Trip ab
>>285163836
Thanks, anon. Made my day!
>>285163712
This post is amazing. Do you think the rest of the world is bathing in internet? Have you ever been outside your own country?
>>285163850
>no place in the whole of china has more than 20% internet coverage
pretty lackluster
>>285163645
i understand the blood, but what the fuck is that dark thing? does she have her ass on top of the vagina?
>>285163856
Kann mich nicht Schwuchtel
>>285163901
>seeing this image for the first time
how new are you
>>285163645
>women
>>285163712
The USA already has such areas, fuckboi
>>285163935
dry blood
>>285163645
And this is why I prefer dick.
>>285161064
>>285163954
>thinks you can't enjoy anything more than once
...
>>285163942
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>>285164024
overused, unfunny meme image.
>>>/b/
>>285163712
I can instantly tell you are American
>>285164105
noice anon, i thought i'd forgotten half those werds
>>285164193
That doesn't even make sense. It should be
>press F to pick up the can
>>285163406
>>285163545
>breaking the rules = playing a different way within the rules
>not following the meta = breaking the rules
I'm disappointed in you
>>285164104
>enjoying a simple image more than once enough to make your day
you must have a boring life
>>285164193
Always B. Forever B.
>>285164240
Hello 2014, welcome to 4chan and enjoy your stay!
>>285164259
>taking a common phrase that literally
>>285164291
is that really real?
holy shit
>>285164291
christ the warz shitastrophe seems so long ago
>>285164315
Hilarious? The top shot looks like it's using SweetFX or something to slightly increase contrast.
>>285163171
nice
>>285164348
>that insulin injector on the kids belly
BAHAHAHAH I've seen this picture for years, holy shit.
>>285164291
>>285164353
>hiding the fact you're new
its okay anon, we all were new once.
>>285164397
This image is much better with the linetrap edit.
>>285164119
>>285164024
Jesus its from 2011
That in itself was probably copypasta too
>>285163645
>wanna save this with a funny filename
>don't really want to look at it
those of you with stronger stomachs can have it. it was "smacking the ketchup bottle too hard"
>>285164291
Damn they're butthurt
>>285164447
So is it that I'm sad or new?
>>285164428
yeah that disease is so funny right
go fuck yourself
>>285164539
Could be both
>>285164397
Looks like SMBs in the background
>>285164428
Wow i've never even noticed that before.
>>285164550
ITS JUST NOT A GAME ANYMORE!!
>>285164550
I had the "fat" version of the Polystation. My mom bought it for me at a flea market, fully knowing it wasn't a playstation.
It had 200+ games on a cartridge, but in reality it was the same ~40 NES games reskinned/recoloured/renamed.
Super Mario Bros had Mario reskinned into a panda for instance.
>>285164661
ITS SPHERICAL
actual game cover
>>285164171
>2006
Holy shit I have accomplished nothing since then.
>>285163908
Damn..
>>285164805
If this is real 10/10
>>285164892
>BIDEO
>JAME
>GURNELISM
>>285164805
Is that real?
>>285164892
Finding out that scribblenauts has this in it has triggered me.
>>285164893
>>285164967
Parody account
>>285164882
I kept seeing this cover but it didn't hit me until now just how stupid it was.
>>285164443
>the executable for Big Rigs is actually called CarZ
>>285164979
>has triggered me
Did you mean "has niggered me"?
>>285165005
I still found it funny, good job
>>285165001
I think the thing I like the best about this is that if Shinji were white, he'd probably look just like that.
every time, i don't even really know why.
>>285164882
>>285164264
---The point-->
Your head.
>>285165069
>How to start shopping The Aaron's Way
Fucking jews.
>>285165094
but tf2 is free
>>285164882
Why
>>285165161
once it was not.
>>285164893
nah, still worth a chuckle
https://twitter.com/reggie_noa/status/414508285006340098
>>285165161
You can buy it to get a ww2 hat
>>285163656
>nongermans in charge of being educated
in germany, you have 30 days of paid vacation and worker's unions are strong enough that most people only work 35 or 40 hours/week
>>285165107
explain
>>285164462
Linetrap edit? Show me!
>>285165069
How do rent a shit places like this even stay in business? Like who even nominally intelligent would take this deal?
>>285164549
lol
>>285165237
You're a blind retard if you can't see what point that image is trying to make.
>>285164882
Someone post the gif
>>285164549
>this poster gots diabetus
fucking germans
>>285163171
9.5\10
>>285165221
how long do non germans work then /week?
>>285165308
That's not explaining it, anon.
More mildly interesting than funny.
>>285165262
What the fuck? How do I even read this thing?
>>285163274
If china is anything like japan they just spend all their time playing games on their phones, which at this point are better ouyas
>>285165365
I hate faggots who complain about spoonfeeding, but for once I can see why they do. You really should be removed from the genepool.
>>285165408
With your eyes I assume.
>>285163656
Arbeit macht frei
>>285165262
Shit I forgot about it. Is part 2 even out yet?
>>285165396
>>285165489
>that goat
>>285165274
It's not renting, it's a payment plan, most likely in Australia. They're trying to break down the ridiculous prices they charge into easier-to-swallow chunks.
>>285165523
Unfortunately not.
>>285165262
Shiiiieeeet
>>285165365
It's an epic meme. Forget it.
>>285164024
Why would you ask for A, as in an X360 controller lay-out, when that's clearly modeled after a Playstation controller?
>>285165365
lurk moar
>>285165523
It's dead anon. There never will be part 2.
>>285165570
>break down the "ridiculous" price
>you pay 1/4 of what the console is worth every month for 12 months
>end up paying 1000 dollars more for the console than what it was worth
How are you even trying to justify that? I'd like to think even children would think that was a stupid idea.
>>285165603
>understanding modern game design vs old
>an "epic meme"
Nice shitpost there brah.
>>285165765
>>285165570
Or surely you're not trying to tell me Aussies charge $1400 for PS4s?
>>285163496
>tfw still no mars simulator
I-it was probably shit anyways.
>>285165110
Alright, I lol'd
>>285165684
wtf is mountain dew "throwback"? Is it some hideous atavistic caveman dew thawed from a block of ice?
>>285165839
>>285165839
classic styled mountain dew made with cane sugar instead of HFCS
it's catching on, apparently
people want real sugar soda now
>>285165791
I've always wanted to know the context to this
>>285165695
It's not even a lurking thing, the point the image is making is blatantly obvious.
>>285163545
street fighter shitter detected
>>285165274
Same way as pawn shops and payday loan sharks. Look up "fringe economy," shit is crazy.
>>285165205
Funny thing about that.
Myex-gfreally wanted the hat, picked up a cheap copy of TF2 to get it, but she already had a Steam account. You'd need to make a new account or start a fresh one in the first place to receive the hat. That was Steam Support's answer.
>>285165846
>vidya
Just because it's been posted on /v/ for so long now doesn't make it vidya.
>>285165781
Back to /reddit/
>>285165441
Okay, so I can see your autistically angry, anon. So to soothe your rage. Explain what I' seemingly missing.
>>285165883
Oh, that actually sounds alright and not a Planet of the Apes-esque nightmare soda
>>285165883
>people want real sugar soda now
They always did, high fructose corn syrup is mostly an American thing. Actual sugar simply tastes better and is less bad for you.
>>285165954
You do realize that the face is Doomguy right?
>>285165970
>your
>. So
>I' seemingly missing
Alright buddy now you're just plain ol' baiting, and doing so poorly. Fuck you, fuck off.
>>285165221
>only 35 or 40 hours / week
>only
Nigger 35 hours is extremely long
>>285165987
>20% bonus for all employees who get a tattoo.
>>285166016
>one reaction image at the end makes it vidya
It's more that I don't care.
>>285163080
>Ellen Page Bundle
Everytime.
>>285166058
Oops, seems my grammar isn't up to scratch. When are you going to answer my question, anon?
>>285166060
>5 hours a a day over 5 days
>extremely long
>>285166061
I wonder how much it cost to get it removed.
>>285165846
>>>
i cry erytiem
>>285166107
If you don't care then why do you care?
>>285165901
You would have to be quite a newfag to miss that point, so some shutting up and listening to your betters would be in order for such a person
>>285166060
Its less than a 9-5 job.
>>285166137
More than 20% of $0
>>285166134
That'd be 25 hours you invalid.
>>285166189
By like 5 hours yeah. Unless you're referring to how most 9-5's throw in a bit of overtime here and there, then yeah, but I've never worked a full time job that wasn't usually 40 hours on the dot and if asked for overtime, I always told them to fuck off.
>>285166354
FUCK
>>285165884
They are rich as fuck.
>>285166279
top kek
>>285166390
fuck
Not a picture, but a link still suffices:
https://www.patreon.com/ADobsonComics
>SIXTY
>ONE
>DOLLARINOS
Thirty things at the dollar store!
>>285166247
>not the Sweden edit
One job anon
>>285166396
It was so damn good I wish I could relive it like the first time
>>285166132
Go back to /b/.
>>285166396
>it's fukin hot out here brah
my sides
>>285166435
>not posting bam ham city
>>285166060
Oh the mentality of NEETs
>>285165221
Workers unions don't usually exist for people who work for corporations here in America, aka are salaried. My buddy works for a Big 4 accounting firm and will sometimes work 70-80 hour weeks. And salary screws him since he gets paid no matter how many hours he works a week.
>>285166519
>>285164621
Look, anon. This anon thinks I'm from 4chan. Point proved. Your move, sucka!
>>285166567
>Subwoofer ON desk
Whoever that was deserved that anyway
>>285166612
you monster
>>285166396
>Free Willy stay away from Chile
>Jordan from Jordan
>>285166354
Isn't that picture arround the time the xbox 360 kid was popular?.Damm,time flies.
>>285166612
Could have just left it at the first screenshot and it still would have been gold
>>285166642
/b/ is where the new people go, faggot
>>285166612
This is beautiful.
>>285166681
Where do you put yours then?
>>285166396
dat zyzz comment holy shit
