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1PM PACIFIC
4PM EASTERN
GET IN HERE LADS, IT'S HAPPENING
It's going to be life changing Kappa
not video games
>>284071040
wtf
>>284071040
DELETE THIS
>>284071040
Oh God what the fuck
>>284071040
VIYDA AKBAR
>>284071040
mooooooods
Half Life 3 :^)
>>284071040
Greg Miller? is that you?
>>284071040
I cant tell if this is considered safe for work or not. That is clearly a mans chest, but through modern science, it has turned into boobs and I see nipple.
Amazon Prime integration somehow
Amazon bullshit
>>284071040
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>not using infinitely superior Hitbox
Fucking faggots, holy shit.
>>284071040
>>284071608
Hitbox has a nice layout and I like their player.
Too bad no one uses it.
>>284071703
It went from 20-30 viewers at a one single time, to thousands upon thousands of viewers, in just a few months.
It also has like, 2-3 second chat delay (compared to 30-60 seconds Twitch has).
It also has a working, functioning chat, unlike Twitch.
>>284071040
>>284071797
who gives a fuck about the chat
>>284071797
I used it for my CSGO e-sports watching.
>women can now stream with their tops off
>you must click "i am 18" to watch their stream
>to talk to them you must "donate"
>>284071703
>>284071797
it's more active on friday / saturday evenings nowadays than anything. Weekdays, late nights, etc, pretty much not as hoppin.
>>284071974
Your mum when we have Twitch chat sex, faggot.
>>284071608
hitbox is shit for VODs
>>284071842
>omg don't pay attention to me and my blue colored hair #ohmygosh why aren't you ignoring me goooooooooooooooooooooosh
>>284071842
Jesus Christ there's no way she's telling the truth, just like that one "all of this happened in one walk" girl.
I fucking hate women.
>>284070625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8Kr8porl4
Best twitch stream coming through.
>>284071703
>Too bad no one uses it.
>implying that's a negative
Once you get above 20-50ish people in a chat things start to go to shit. Popular twitch stream chats are just a couple hundred people yelling the same thing (which is also the same thing happening on screen) in all caps and posting twitch memotes.
>>284071842
>im on a walk and normal guys keep checking me out -_-
>>284071974
Let me guess, you watch epic streamers with over 100k viewers that just sit there playing passively with no interaction with the viewers at all?
>>284071040
>mr_garrison_irl.jpg
>>284072226
Fast-paced shitposty twitch chat is fun too, anon. Haven't you ever been to a sporting ev-
eh nevermind your mind's made up
>>284072226
I don't talk in chat, ever. I don't care about that shit. I want to see good players play video games. I close chat immediately whenever I'm watching streams.
>>284071842
>le dark memer
>>284071040
I want to puke but I have no mouth.
>>284072437
>>284072480
>not finding a comfy stream with a handful of regulars to chat and hang out with
maximum pleb
screenshot this:
Twitch branded and approved streaming hardware and software.
Any idea what the announcement is gonna be? I hope they finally allow transcoding for every streamer.
>>284071040
VIDEO GAMES
One of the steamers I know said, that twitch want to not let people, who use adblock, watch streams.
Just a rumor
>>284072983
I wonder how many people would just stop using twitch if that happened.
Or does the addiction run too deep?
>>284073130
There is already an effective way around adblock - showing ads in the (esports) stream. As long as that works, they give no fucks.
>>284071040
this is why we need hatred irl
>>284072983
They wouldn't make an announcement over something like that. It would also break functionality of people watching Twitch on devices, where you don't get ads.
>>284071040
PUT A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS POST YOU SHITLORD
>>284072983
There are easy ways around stuff like that, like noscript.
>>284071040
>this is what sjws defend
>>284071842
>mfw I'm on a walk and some crazy bitch with colored hair thinks I'm checking her out
>>284073521
That's just a rumor I can't say for sure.
But imagine how much money they lose because of adblock.
>>284070625
>Twitch
>2015
Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>284071040
>>284073867
>not using Twitch as background noise as a substitute for TV
So what interesting thing could Twitch possibly announce?
It sure as fuck won't be video games.
>>284074284
inb4 they start streaming stuff like indie concerts, those garbage TEDx conferences, etc.
>>284073521
This.
The biggest announcement evah is not gonna be how to jew more gold. I'm guessing it's some collaboration with some company or finally making their site more like hitbox
>>284074284
Developing their own MOBA or FPS maybe? They must have enough money for that sort of shit by now.
>>284074284
>more active role in supporting competitive communities
>more of a focus on archived videos with comments and ease of sharing like YouTube
>some new site layout no one wants
>shitty Twitch-branded streaming products
Could go any way.
>>284074284
Possible things:
>adding transcoding for all users, regardless of partnership
>4K support
>h.265 support
>partnership with video hardware companies to make an official line of streaming hardware
I have no idea of what else it could be, really.
>>284074432
I'd like ted talks on twitch
>>284071040
>implying you wouldnt motobroat these titties while you lick those armpits and have that chin poke your eye out
fucking casuals
>>284074284
Something to do with Kindle? Something to do with having a functional VoD interface?
>>284074284
Maybe something from their amazon buyout?
Doesn't amazon have some kind of video on demand service? Some integration there maybe.
>>284074554
Yeah and why not take away the option to donate and sub when you're pissing away money.
>>284071040
ALLAHU AKBAR
DEATH TO THE WEST
>>284070625
Does 4ET mean 4 in the morning German time?
>>284075627
9pm GMT 10pm CET
>>284075808
Thank you, friend. I reasoned it stands for "european time", but now realize its east coast US time.
>>284071040
did they use mortadella for the nipples?
Youtube + Twitch integrations
Don't forget to sign in to your G+ account ;)
>>284075808
>new chapter of HPMOR and whatever bullshit this is at the same time
feels good man
choice of delay length or no delay is my guess
They're going to add a new way for you to spend money
>>284071842
>wishful thinking
Girls like this always seem to be oddly obsessed with male attention. I mean, some degree of attention seeking from the opposite sex is completely normal, but whereas most people will switch their focuses as appropriate, these girls are desperate for affirmation that they're attractive at every turn. The odds that she's posted nudes of herself in a public place hoping that guys will flood her picture with positive comments are pretty high.
Also, I try to keep my dick out of crazy, but supposedly, they're the ones who tend to ask for rape roleplay.
And then they turn around and look for more attention using behavior like that pic.
tl;dr: They're all in desperate need of a visit to the local psychiatrist.
>>284076297
All this yun yun for just that? Nah, it's gonna be something bigger like they said.
>>284074284
Getting rid of 20 seconds lag. It won't be that though because that would be good for the users.
It's a partnership with Youtube.
>>284076441
thats pretty big though. unless they plan to announce something game-changing for the streaming community, it seems like the only realistic possibility.
>>284076409
Also, I try to keep my dick out of crazy, but supposedly, they're the ones who tend to ask for rape roleplay.
Pretty much 100% accurate.
>>284076409
Never do rape roleplay unless you get consent in writing before hand.
>>284076529
>>284076156
>amazon
>partnership with google
it will never happen
>>284076529
>partnership with youtube
>can't stream nintendo games anymore without nintendo creators program
That would be pretty fun to see.
>>284071040
I always forget that Neo /v/ hasn't seen these classics and I lost my shit when I saw how many replies there were. Thanks for this, what a good day.
>>284076771
they're two sides of the same coin and it's the only thing that could be big enough
the only other thing I can think of is they're announcing they will be streaming a Valve announcement on 3/3
>>284071040
thank dr frankenstein
Twitch employee here
I'll give you guys a hint:decaprio
I know what it is: Kappa man will have his own weekly show called "The Kappa Show", and the only emoticons available in the chat will be Kappa.
>>284071040
>>284077412
Twitch is going to have sex with Rihanna?
>>284077086
Half life 3?
>>284077412
Twitches metaphorical ship is sinking?
>>284071842
is this real?
>>284077960
Does it matter?
THE HYPE IS REAL
>>284071842
Holy shit I wouldn't fuck that with someone else's dick
>>284071040
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fags need to learn to timezone
http://everytimezone.com/#2015-2-21,-900,cn3
Wait what happened am I late
Why isn't there a twitch stream yet
Anyone else can't auto update threads?
Stream starts in 51 minutes.
Saltybet integration
>>284077412
GILBERT GRAPE 2 STREAM PREMIERE
FUCK YEAH
>>284080378
I can get behind this. SaltyBet would be great if chat didn't get flooded with ! commands.
>>284080475
!dbz2
twitch adsorbs mlg.shit/tv
>>284080475
>Mfw I bet 855k yesterday on rare akuma and he lost
>>284077650
HL3: Only on a Steambox and only streamable on Twitch.
>>284080378
>tfw dota2 SaltyBet didnt take off
it was fun while it lasted
Why the fuck would you even go on twitch? Why am I on the same board as retarded mememasters who love to suck NEET cock and pay for camwhores?
You're all disgusting filth, go play videogames instead of watching faggots doing it for you
>>284080817
>betting on God matches
You have only yourself to blame.
>>284076297
>no delay
Impossibru. Wouldn't be the biggest announcement either but not a bad guess.
>>284081009
My mom said I am very disobedient and that means that I won't listen to you.
>>284081073
the tweet seemed kinda overreacting, could be that the author of the tweet was just excited about the news he had just heard or something, plus apparently they've done some trial runs on some streams of no delays
the fuck is everyone screaming at
What was the deleted thing at the top of the thread?
>>284081416
you dont want to know
>>284070625
TWITCH STREAMS LIMITED TO 2 HOURS PER DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
STREAMERS BTFO WELFARE GAMERS BTFO
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING M8S
whats the link?
>>284081073
>Impossibru.
The old Twitch had like ~10 seconds of delay. It was amazing.
>>284081318
If she's giving you trouble I could teach her a lesson
>>284081051
I know
>>284081009
>donating to streamers
>tfw they're probably going to publicly shame you for being a virgin
Funny banana emoticon
>still no HTML5 player
this is where twitch is fucking up
>>284071197
>>284071240
>>284071302
>>284071393
>>284071446
>>284071503
>>284071543
>>284071559
What the bitch happened here?
>more and better customizable options for delay including no delay
>html5 overhaul
>new partnership dealios?
>>284081525
why would that ever happen though
>>284081764
Some picture of a tranny with a botched/basement boob job. Just check the archive, my fellow thinking man.
>>284081525
>only companies can bypass the limiter
lel rekt
>>284071842
I would kiss her;_;
>>284081331
Well if it is something like moving from 30s delay to 1-3s delay then sure, that would be an improvement, but hardly the biggest news evah. They are gonna shot themselves in the foot if that's all there is.
>>284081598
And Hitbox has what? 3-6s? Hardly gamechanging.
When i say no delay i mean "basically" no delay, i don't wanna get into if 1 second is a delay or if you need to get down to milliseconds.
>>284081863
whats the archive ? ;__;
there are too many of them DDDDDDDDDD:
>>284081525
>amazon announces twitch closure one month later
AMAZONian warrior livestream
Twitch expo, calling it
>>284082123
>Amazon buy Double Helix to stop them from shitting out terrible games
>Amazon run Twitch into the ground and kill it
Where were you when Amazon saved video games?
>>284073496
You know the outrageous kotaku articles about violent gamers that are in no way grounded in reality
they're about you
quit acting like a fucking child
>>284081968
posts like this shouldn't piss me off but they fucking do
please fuck off
