https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RowTMIJvos8
How does this makes you feel /v/??
>>283817112
Stop posting this shit you fucking cunt.
>>283817112
>/v/ will seriously talk about this video
>There are people on /v/ right now who won't think this is just the video uploaders shilling their video for ad revenue
That wasn't even an old game. Are these people even trying?
erect
GAME ON NYPD
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283817112
I was their age when I was beating Castlevania on the NES. Git gud you little cunts
>>283817112
YouTube does it again!
>>283817427
>Redchanit
was that actually what it was on the show? sounds awful, 4Redd would've been better
>>283817112
[rage intensifies]
>kids adapt to playing a game without handholding and little to no tutorials
I say they did okay
>>283817765
Crime show writers seem to turn on some idiot ball whenever they are writing anything related to the internet or video games.
>Her first video game
>She's still as good as everyone else
Go away.
>playing it with a gamepad
Found the problem
>>283817112
>little asian girl wanted to play more
>kikebros dont let her
>>283817112
>Watching Jew Bros
>Complaining about kids, normal kids not gaymurs, being bad at games
Neo /v/ is the worst. This truly is blue /b/.
>>283817112
>how does this make you feel
http://www.mars-one.com/about-mars-one/ambassadors/alyssa-carson
how does this make you feel
anyone here looking forward to play games with their kids? dont tell me yall are not gonna reproduce
Makes me feel like I'm watching /v/ play super meat boy.
>>283817112
>cute little girl playing vidya
I feelwarm inside.
>>283817662
>haha look at how quirky we are about our site not working for you haha so funny and original :^)
is it legal to have sex with an adopted child after they turn 18?
>>283818373
Was cute, plus she got balls unlike all those other faggots.
>>283818373
That was the cutest thing on the entire video. And I don't even like children.
>>283818475
Happy.
Cute.
>>283817112
>2:26
too much
>>283818681
It still has to be consensual, you fugly neckbeard faggot.
>>283817112
>Watching the FineJews
inb4 I use adblock :^)
>>283818681
yes, because they are legally your child so it's domestic abuse
>>283818534
Woody Allen did it.
Honestly pretty okay, could be worse
>>283817112
>The Kike bros.
>React Videos
Why do people watch these things? Where is the excitement in watching someone play a videogame, only for their reaction?
>>283818889
I lift. If my 8/10 wife finds me attractive im sure my little girl will too
This is gonna be a pedo thread isn't it? Go back to /tv/ you fucking rapist pedo footfag faggots.
>those moans
i was like what the fuck is playing in other tab while browsing
>>283819086
Sure you are you rapist.
I hate pedophiles, I want them to go to an island and die in a fiery cleansing. Those little girls are somebody's daughter.
>>283819079
>Why do people watch anything
>Where is the excitement in not doing things for yourself
>>283819079
open the video and fast forward to 2:26 and close your eyes
>the little girl having an orgasm at 2:25
>>283818668
That's been on there since like 2006.
Back then it actually was.
>the two little girls are the only ones who actually seem to have the heart of a game player at all
Why would they not let her play more?
What a neat video. It showed kids are willing to learn and adapt as new challenges are thrown their way even after multiple failures.
Brought a smile to my face to see them get excited after a single level.
>>283819548
they got the footage, the children are worthless until the next shoot
>>283819079
Because
>>283819096
>them moans
>them asian cuties
>them kids scoring positive on every autism test
>them casuals getting BTFO
you can literally see how some of them are destined to become great players with great skill, while others are destined to buy the next "79$, 30 minutes QTE gameplay, 2h cinematics"game
>>283819096
>gonna be
TOO LATE
>>283817112
>that one girl that wanted to keep playing
>post link to vidya stream with /v/rigins
>Banned for advertising.
>These fucks viral their youtube video here once a week
>No problem at all.
>>283819509
>rabbit-hearted girls who get ultimate satisfaction from a tiny adrenaline rush can appreciate a boring, shit game
Good on them, McMullen knows his audience
>>283819754
do you have aspergers?
is it just me or are the shotas dropping in quality?
Who remembers Landon? Im sure he blossomed into a cute teen by now
>>283819754
These niggas need a lot of things, but they certainly dont need to viral their vids on /v/ with 3 million+ subscribers
>>283819079
They are just pedos and are currently jerking off to some little girl making orgasm sounds. I want to kill every single one of those pedophiles. It's wrong and they are literally destroying a innocent girl both psychically and emotionally.
Can we do Kids React To: Binding of Isaac Rebirth?
TRAUMATIZIN KIDS
>>283819864
Some people just like to point out hypocrisy of stupid double standards, for things that don't really matter
GUYS
GUYS
HEY GUYS
GUYS
SERIOUSLY
GUYSCAN I ADOPT THE LITTLE CUTIE IN PINK?!?CAN I CUDDLE?????!??!?/spoiler]
>>283819086
>>283819436
I prefer it when they squirm and cry.
>>283819891
He didnt grow much yet. I bet he is a poof
>>283817895
The first few levels are like a tutorial though, they subtly teach the player all the actions you can perform
>level 1: walking and jumping
>level 2: walljumping between two walls
>level 3: running
>level 4: walljumping against a single wall
The tutorial is there, it's just that McMuffin followed the "show, don't tell" theory of game design.
>>283819995
I played BoI with my 8 years old cousin before, poor kid got too scared with all the blood and shithe prefers driving on walkways in GTA and laughs his ass off when people fly all over his windshield
>>283820098
KILL YOURSELF.
>>283820098
You will have to fight her parents and half the thread to have her.
>>283817112
>why make a game that's not challenging?
if only they knew
>>283819929
>>283819754
Viraling doesn't needs to be done by the content creators, there are millions of people who will do it for them
That's why it's called viraling
>Why make a game that's not challenging
Even the kids understand, Sony
>>283817112
I can't believe these threads haven't been banned yet. It's clearly advertising
>>283820206
They are the prime definition of a fuccboi.
>>283820356
uhh excuse this video just proves one thing
challenging games are for kids
cinematic masterpieces, are preferred by adults
>>283818475
>little girl achieving her passions in life at an early age
>I'm here shitposting on /v/
thanks mountain dew
>people unironically watch this dogshit
stop fucking posting it you absolute cunt
The girl in pink is a BAMF.
Same with the asian boy.
Future hardcore gamers fo sho.
>>283817112
how can you be a kid and dont know how to play a vidoegame
what a boring life
the kids arent nearly has rage inducing has the teens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqyTN8bP-Rs
>>283820356
somebody send this to the order 1869 devs
they will feel bullied by 8 years old girls?
>>283818883
>>283819436
>>283820141
Does 4chan have an unusually high number of pedophiles, or are they just more open here due to anonymity?
After a world or two I didn't even remember why I found the game hard in the first place
Obviously you still die a lot until you have the best route mapped out but you shouldn't be missing jumps and shit anymore
>>283820471
not only that
>began at age 3
>going to be one of the first people on mars
>>283817112
Super Meat boy is shit.
I used to watch their shit so I can fap to Lia. That girl is literally perfect
>>283820498
>they are playing my map
Why doesit keep happening
>>283820526
I'll take both for 500 alex
Super Meat Boy is a shit game with inconsistent control bugs that not even the devs know how they occur or how to fix. It's basically a middle finger to anyone that tries to play on PC.
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283820498
did someone say Lia
>>283820526
First day here or did you also arrive on the gamergate train with the rest of tumblr and twitter?
>>283820526
go back to /b/ newfag
>>283818834
I knew someone was going to screencap this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoOrFdgYR8
I dont care what you people say but this video was GOAT
Elders ftw
>>283820738
Isn't the creator just some fat fuck that sucks phil fish's cock?
>>283817112
Well it certainly makes me feel better about picking up the game on sale and breezing through that first couple worlds effortlessly.
I've only got 3 hour and 27 on record and it was last played 28-nov-2011. I stopped in the Mega Man world at the I want to be the guy warp zone.
I remember getting frustrated and quitting and just never bothered to play it again despite the fact it's been sitting there installed on my harddrive ever since.
>>283820891
edmund hates phil fish though
>>283820516
>they will feel bullied by 8 years old girls
"what up faggot? Why don't you make better games you fucking queer? Give me your fucking lunch money while you're at it"
What a terrifying and hilarious universe that would be.
I want those kid to react to having a dick shoved down their throat.
>>283820774
Yup post more nigga
>8:45
Ahh, young Miyamoto-san with insight towards the next souls game.
>>283819016
>is it legal
>yes it's illegal
Holy shit.
Kids nowadays are fucking retarded.
It's kind of a cute video. Besides, kids being retarded isn't a new thing.
>>283820597
and she is afraid of black people like a good girl
>>283820498
>you will never have the voice of that guy in red
>you will never have a gf like Asian Tits
why live?
I don't get why they fling and move the controller when they want the character to move. i mean i assume at the very least the majority of them play mobile games, and most of those game don't have any motion movement, so they know the only way to move is by pressing buttons.
>>283817112
That magical moment when they realize that they can wall-jump and you can almost feel the neurons firing off trying to conceptualize all the implications. Humans are amazing, especially tiny cute ones.
I'm actually surprised how well most of them did, those two black kids impressed me every time. That white girl was just embarrassing though, holy shit.
I hate this Casual/Selfie/Facebook/Twitter/Twitch/Reddit/CoD/Halo/iPhone generation so fucking much.
Libtards, feminism, being gay is considered OK and normal now, gender changing shit, postmodernist hedonist sloth, degeneracy.
What the fuck happened.
I miss the 90s
>>283821204
>eek a nigger!
>>283821204
simply the best
I want to adopt the purple shirt girl
>>283821204
this just calls for some sort of edit...
>>283821204
yep. one side of her family are neo nazis. her brother is currently in prison
>>283821207
>Asian Tits
Lia >>>>>>> that cow
>>283821442
Get in line faggot.
Why would I get mad at kids playing a hard game? Most of them seemed to enjoy it and I like the one girl was like 'Can I play some more?'.
Gotta start gaming somewhere.
>>283819949
>you
>>283821347
LE ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL ENJOY SHIT XD.
Us millennials will be here to stay, faggot.
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283817112
YOU SEE
THE KIDS
THEY DONT NEED TUTORIALS
>>283821513
>>283821442
I want to rub my precum leaking dick all over her and then clean her up with my tongue.
>>283819949
we can start with you.
>>283821204
why does she looks like she is in her late 20's?
What the fuck is up with the girl in purple and sounding like she's getting fucked.
I think there's more to her story.
>playing with the stick
These kids are doomed.
>>283821525
>gaming
kill yourself
>>283821648
For no tutorials you need good level design instead
>>283821680
Too much makeup
>there are people on /v/ who were born in 2000
>>283821680
because you need new eyes
>>283817112
wait wait wait wait
wait
wait
that bitch with the eyebrows
girl you are at least 14 how is that the
i mean
how is that you go that long without playing a video game in your life
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPDThanks doc.
>>283821562
>defending rapists
How the fuck could you live with yourself doing what you are doing?
those exaggerated reactions are so annoying
>>283820890
that grandma excited about the rollercoster
what a qt
>>283821907
some people are just simply born with a life
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283821756
Oh I'm sorry. I guess I should have said 'enjoy playing games' instead so you didn't misonstrue what I said.
Calm the fuck down.
>>283817112
>why make a game that's not challenging?
top kek kid knows more than todays developers
So where's all that Lia fap material
>>283822090
Man
I wish that's what I got when I was born
instead I got this shit
>>283822148
CONGRATULATIONS!
>>283820890
>they are all roleplaying mass shooters
that's great
>>283822197
>>283821496
>>283821204
>>283820597
>>283820774
>over 18
dropped
>>283822148
Gratz
>>283820890
>I LIKE THAT
>LOOK AT THAT BODY
why are old guys so based?
>>283822197
>>283821956
>>283822385
>tfw you remember when she was underage
time just seems to fly past
>>283822359
>roleplaying
Homie I'm willing to bet at least 80% of those guys there were in 'Nam. They're reliving it.
>>283820890
>everyone has great fun except for that fat cow who only complains about muh glorified violence bad
video would've been better without her
>>283820890
The bearded guy is bro as hell.
>>283822490
A body like that should put you in prison, literally a danger to everyone around you
>>283817112
Modern developers = Whiny white bitch
Good developers = Two Asian kids
Meatboy has a pretty good feature introduction. That's a really good game design. The kids are obviously overreacting as always.
>>283820890
Don = Based
>>283820890
>you just dropped a grenade right behind you
>its ok
my sides
>>283820890
>the old guy in the black shirt
I want him to be my grandpa.
>>283822562
I had to stop watching cause of her.
I hate children so much.
>>283822490
my dick
moar
>>283821331
I get the feeling the white girl was doing poorly on purpose.
"Wow, this is the first video game I've ever played, hahahaha look how bad I am hahahaha"
It's sorta like me in math class. Math was one of my best subjects, but I always tried to downplay my math abilities because I didn't want to be branded a nerd.
>>283821204
>>283821496
You can't be serious. Thats rich man.
>>283820890
>Just remember this is make-believe
Even old people know it doesn't matter. What the fuck is wrong with this industry.
>>283823041
>purposely getting bad grades
'murricah!
>>283821562
>atheism is primarily about
Nope. Atheism isn't "about" anything, that's the point. It's dedication to an empty universe.
>>283817112
8:50
>100% MAD AND ANGRY
>>283819949
Wow, so pedophobic and edgy. Don't worry, I'm sure one day you will grow up and learn that hate isn't the answer.
>>283818393
9
>>283822553
nice meme
>>283822996
>cutting out the part where they fuck
While you're risking the ban for posting CP you might as well post the whole thing.
>>283823213
thats existentialism not atheism retard
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
I kek'd when they managed to get on the middle part of 1-8 (The Bit) and then still died
>>283822494
Stop being mad because I insulted your pedo feelings? How are you not in jail yet? Raping little girls is not funny.
>>283820890
>I hit a woman for the first time in my life and I'm having fun!
Yea, that's what I said after I beat my girlfriend too
>>283817427
GAME ONE NYPD
Holy Jesus, are they using the fucking stick?
>>283823571
if you had one
>>283820890
>Shoot 'em again if he's not dead yet
based
>>283823079
The neo nazi images is from a movie she was in
now i understand why moot wanted so bad to be the little girl
cant blame him
>>283823250
They are destroying a little girl's life for having that lifestyle. How is hate not the answer?
>>283823635
Well, I 'had' one, the beating didn't go so well :^)
>>283823461
>rape
Woah man, not all child lovers are like that. In fact the whole "child rapist" thing is a negative stereotype perpetuated by the media so they can get mad dosh from the mass hysteria it causes.
>That excitement when they beat a level they had trouble with
That's nice to see
That's like the exact feeling I used to have as a kid when playing a game.
Difficulty is nice.
>That asian girl who wanted to keep going
>>283823328
Existentialism is just atheism taken to its logical extreme. If you're gonna call yourself an atheist, why half-ass it?
>>283818393
0.261
>>283817308
/thread
>>283817112
Meh, they are kids and some of em were pretty good.
Expected a ragequit, watched it all...
>>283823571
You call your tiny cock a girlfriend?
So fellow pedos, what's your age of attraction? I'd say 7 - 11 for me. Literally best age for girls.
>>283820234
>Theory.
>Not objectively design quality
Sure.
>>283823461
>>283817427
GAME ON NYPD
>>283821847
>year 2000 was 15 years ago
>>283823716
There is no "destroying a life", that is just hateful slander, most of them are entirely respectful of the wishes of the other party. Please stop spreading your pedophobic lies.
>>283817427
>GAME ON NYPD
>>283823883
This triggers me.Or more specifically my boner
ok I'm convinced asians naturally have abnormally good hand eye coordination, that little asian girl probably never plays video games and she's pretty good.
>>283823769
They still like children though and eventually their life choice is gonna destroy a child's life just for their sick kicks. Why can't they wait until they are 18 year's old like everybody else?
Only video I EVER enjoyed from this channel was the elderly people playing GTA 5. Kids and teens are nothing but cringe, but seniors are great to listen to.
>Old lady walking around the starting house
>"Oh that must be his wife... or girlfriend?"
>Walks up to her, the lady starts cussing him out and shouting at him
>"Definitely his wife"
>>283824164
>. Why can't they wait until they are 18 year's old like everybody else?
because the AoC here is 15.
>>283824113
I think asians in general just have good dexterity, almost all the asian girls I knew in school did gymnastics and my current gf (asian) gives amazing footjobs
>>283824164
That's like saying every heterosexual male is a rapist who is going to eventually snap, completely untrue, and blatantly misrepresentation of the facts.
>>283823919
FUCK YOU! I WANNA GET A RAZORBLADE SHOTGUN AND KILL ALL PEDO SCUM! YOU FUCKING PEDO!
>>283823883
Isn't that the same girl who did those 'Kids React to' videos?
>>283824351
>>283824365
It's Lia Marie Johnson
For reference, see
>>283822490
>>283823882
It is hard to put into a backet like that but 8 is the best age.
>>283824351
Why the hate anon? Why do you hate people who are different than you so much?
Why does everyone hate The Fine brother videos so much?
>>283824365
>only ever posts pictures on instagram
>that page is straight outta 1998 with its resolutions
unfair
>>283821204
she just had a mini orgasm
>>283824339
They are though. Every man and boy needs to be tamed but pedos must die. Rape is worse than murder.
>>283824339
>every heterosexual male is a rapist who is going to eventually snap
No, just hopeless virgins
>>283820890
>A knife, You're closer to the victim, it's more personal
>>283817915
They literally do it on purpose to piss off people and see what they can get away with
>>283817427
GAME ONmr skeltal
>>283824561
those are some Liv Tyler tier lips
>>283824502
Fuck you, you are the reason I'm a male feminist.
>>283824365
you really are some special kind of idiot, aren't you?
>>283824553
I didn't even bother to read the thread or OP, it was just on the front page.
Also
>saving thumbnails
>>283824365
>Isn't that the same girl who did those 'Kids React to' videos?
>>283824517
All they do is have rape plans for little girls.
>>283817308
Tell me about it
Everytime I get on Youtube and see ____ reacts to _____ vids, I internally roll my eyes
I will admit though, the reaction thumbnail is pretty funny in a ironic way
>>283824823
>>283824823
>>283823883
>>283822996
Ok, what is the name of this movie ?
>>283824587
I'm sorry anon, but your viewpoints are extremely unseasonable. I don't think I can put in the effort to continue this discourse. I really do hope you will change your ways though, people of all creeds and paths in life need to learn to share this earth God gave us peacefully.
>>283824632
That is patently false, and derogatory. Nearly all consummate virgins never commit any crimes of a sexual nature.
>>283818393
>its not even a / which would give it two answers
Why post when u just gay?
>>283821204
I want to defile her with my black cock anons. I want to cuck her boyfriend.
>>283824947
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
You know you should show love for your fellow man, no matter your thoughts on his lifestyle, it is not man's place to judge.
>>283825026
>>283825028
Fuck you, I love Jesus and you people need him in order to wash away your pedophile sins. I pray for you not to burn in hell.
Super meat boy is terrible, has some of the fucking worst control i've ever seen out of a game.
And then on top of that is a plethora of optimization issues that the dev promptly responded to with "Works fine on my PC, try upgrading".
>>283820890
>Everyone except that fat woman having a great time
>That fucking bearded guy in the black shirt loving it
>>283817308
>>283824951
I am in this thread in the hopes that someone posts some Lia
>>283824823
>super meat boy is a bad game
>super meat boy has bad controls
Please leave, insomniadrones.
>>283824823
>>283820526
I remember hearing a story about pedophilia on NPR and how to handle people who are attracted to children and what to do about it as a society the person they brought in to discuss it at one point said they found that up a third of all people are somewhat attracted to children, that shit blew my mind.
Shit was too crazy I'm starting to think I'm remembering it wrong.
>showing
Not a tutorial
>telling
A tutorial
You're prove yourself wrong anon
>>283821347
You are among brothers
The good news is if we've learned anything from 80s and 90s kids, 00s will be exponentially more miserable when they're older, since they'll find no identity when it starts to matter
>>283825269
I love Jesus too. He cuts the grass on my backyard
>>283825248
Rapists are not man nor any type of person. They need to wash the sin and marry at the legal age of 18 and above. Pedos must die.
The game isn't even old WHAT THE FUCK?
>>283825319
She is overrated and there are porn videos of much more beautiful women who literally suck cock for money because they can demand the money for it as opposed to attention whoring desperation like this Youtuber shill
>>283825296
I can't comment on optimization but why is everyone complaining about the controls?
