> At friend's house playing vidya
> His parents start fighting
trick question I don't have parents
tick question I don't have friends
>at my house with friends
>parents start yelling at me
I'm sorry for being that kid.
>playing vidya
>his mum comes in
>your friend is actually really rude to his nice mum
>>283731138
> At friend's house playing vidya
>His Mom starts yelling at you
>Call her a bitch
>Get banned from hanging out with friend
Fuck you Killian stand up to your mom! You're almost 30!
>at friend's house
>he starts fighting with his mom
>your fighting over something stupid
>>283731524
>My friend is a girl
>She starts acting like a fucking cunt in front of her mom
>Leave right there
>Stopped talking to her
>At friends house.
>He doesn't wash his own dish after dinner.
>His mom washes it.
>At friend's house playing vidya
>His dad makes "your mom jokes" to him all weekend
>Playing vidya at my house
>My parents start fighting
>Mom threatens to kill herself
>Dad just fucking leaves the house (not permanently)
>Keep playing vidya
>>283731524
Perception management. Truly terrible people do their abuse when no one is looking, and act sweet and kind when other people are around. Leaving the abused person looking like a dick for not being friendly to their abusers.
Not saying that's always the case, just don't always trust what you see.
>Friend's parents showcase visible distaste for you and your friend is completely oblivious
Jesus Christ.
Nothing more awkward than trying to stay out of their way as much as possible, then having my friend storm his way downstairs saying "ANON'S THIRSTY" after I asked whether I could get a glass of water.
>at friends house for breakfast
>they have ketchup with their eggs
Do Americans really do this?
>>283731942
Why would your friend's parents not like you?
>>283731942
>my parents always loathed my friends
>friends knew this
>so did I
>My parents and friends are extremely passive-aggressive to each-other and I can't do shit about it
>>283731912
My entire childhood
Except my sister was a cunt and my dad hit her often, not even my dad.
Now she's an useless piece of shit who doesn't have a job.
>>283732101
>at friends house for breakfast
>they have mom's period blood sausages
Do Brits really do this?
>at friends house
>accidentally break something
>>283731709
In a proper family, the woman is suppose to wash all the dishes.
>>283732101
is that my nigga albini
>At friends house
>His sisters ( 10 and 11) ate doing stupid shit
>Mom yelling
>they blame it on little brother (2)
>Mom "so it's okay for you to act like a baby does? You want me to treat you like babies? You want nap time? You want baby food, you want me to put you in diapers?"
>tfw diapers are my fetish
>Hear sisters getting spanked loudly a couple minutes later
I have no clue how I hid that boner. This apparently was the norm, and my friend only thought it was humorous.
It doesn't help that the oldest sister had a crush on me.
My childhood was essentially a playground for my boner.
>plan a lan party with friends
>we're all lazy fucks, so we turn up with 5 y/o laptops
>8400Ms n shit
>supposed to play every game known to man with multiplayer
>end up playing minecraft singleplayer
YOU FUCKS ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED ME THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>283732212
>>283731912
>>283731912
yup, completely relate
and they wonder why im so emotionally dulled now as an adult
>>283731912
That sucks anon. It was probably your fault though, so don't blame them
>>283732212
>>283731912
Hello old memories id hoped would never come back
>Go to friends house for vidya sleepover
>Those overly formal parents
>You have to have dinner around the table with the whole family
>Most of it is awkward silence
>>283731942
>friend's parents go from hating you and liking you back and forth constantly
>>283732282
literally the coolest nigga around
>>283732101
yes
I stopped having ketchup because I realized how much I like plain eggs, but I'm considered the weird one around these parts because I also prefer plain bread, croissants, and the like without any condiments.
>>283732325
Nah, my mom's just an abusive narcissistic cunt
>>283732105
Different guy here, I had a friend who had parents who just simply hated having people run around their house or be in it at all. A lot of people fucking hate children, even if they have one of their own they don't want to deal with MORE.
>>283731912
>>283731138
Ok so tell me this.
How does your family eat potatoes?
Whenever my mom cooked potatoes as a kid (which was most days) She would serve them on a small side plate with the skins still on.
Each person would get one of these plates and use their knife and fork to peel their own potatoes.
I always assumed that this is how potatoes were normally served but a friend came over for dinner one time and stared at us like we were eatin soup with a fork or something.
>Stay up late at your friend's house
>Need to go get something to drink
>Walk in on your friend's parents having sex
>sleepover at friends house
>about 6 boys there all around 12-13
>go to kitchen to get some drinks for all of us
>his mom is drinking alone
>she asks me to follow her
>ends up giving me a blowjob in the garage
>still haven't told him and feel pretty bad about it
I-I'm sorry Vince, but i have to carry this one to the grave.
>>283731912
>You were supposed to be the sports playing ladies man who eventually became a famous surgeon.
>You stayed in the house all day playing video games and getting fat.
>having a friend over
>playing Playstation
>parents don't fight because my mom is divorced
>>283732605
Either as fries, slices, or just an unpeeled microwaved potato
>>283732605
sliced or mashed
usually on the side of something else
occasionally baked potatoes
>>283732105
I was a scruffy awkward looking poor kid, and they were concerned it would make their kid look bad. I heard a lot of pretty snide comments from them about it, you know just general mocking for shit like my family not being able to afford going abroad regularly and stuff like that.
They also just weren't fond of children in general, very stuffy atmosphere.
>>283731138
>at girlfriends house playing vidya with her brother
>she complains that i'm not spending time with her
>spend time with her
>brother complains to dad
>dad says he doesn't care and yells at brother to stop being a fag, literally
>mom yells at dad for yelling at son
>i say it's really not a big deal
>gf's dad tells me to shut the fuck up and stay out of it
Why are some people such assholes?
>>283731524
Fucking hate that shit. I can't help but feel humiliated on behalf of the father/mother of the friend, especially as they tried to hold their composure in-front of you - their guest - out of respect.
If I had half the mind I do now, back then I'd have confronted my friends for the shit they gave their folks in front of me.
> That one kid that has a sleepover and says to stay up all night playing games eating junk food
> He falls asleep at 11fuck you chris you asshole
>sleeping over at a friends house
>have a lot of soda before bed
>wet the bed
>use towels in bathroom to try and soak up the stain
>put the towels back, hoping no one finds out
>apparently they were the towels his parent's use every morning
>I knew they knew
They never mentioned it until 3 years later at our high school graduation
>play cs with friends while talking over skype
>match ends
>parents and sister start fighting
>im still quiet
>all my friends are laughing their asses off and ask if im okay
>try to hold back tears from this embarassment
>friends make fun of me all the time because they can always hear my family fight every other week
>>283731942
This is an awful feeling and I know it too well.
I didn't bother visiting again after only visiting a few times, I wouldn't even leave the room on my last visit
>>283731524
>actually believing the mum for being all nice and friendly
>not realizing its just a fake smile to look calm and friendly since your the guest
>not siding with your m8 in his time of need
>>283731524
don't judge people based on what you see, you fucking moron
for all you know she could be a sociopathic cunt when you're not around
>at friends house when kid
>his mom is a cute asian milf
>wait till everyone is asleep
>sneak into her room and poke her boobs
>later learn through my friend's older brother she knew i did this because she told him
>it was never mentioned again
>always play xbox at friends house
>friends parent's always say to their son "why can't you be more like anon?"
>i did well in hs and got a degree and good job
>he became an alcoholic
>>283732954
>peeing the bed at 15
literal retard over here
>>283732954
Haha, what the fucks wrong with you?
>>283732857
He's right, don't get involved in other families shit
>at friend's house
>he is openly antagonistic towards parents and starts fights instead of letting things go and you have to stand there awkwardly and listen to it
>>283732657
...Jim?
>>283733185
>2015
>not being a functional alcoholic
>>283731524
Talking to friend over skype and his mother comes in and has a talk about money and why he needs to try hard so he doesn't have to worry about debt and how hard she works.
>>283733185
Fuckin rekt kid
>>283732605
Hahaha. What the fuck? Did you live in a farm or something?
>>283732954
Did they at least joke with you about it?
>>283731138
Man, extra awkward when you have to wait for your folks to pick you up... in several hours.
>Stay at a friend's house.
>Everything's going great.
>Playing video games in the living room after having soda and pizza for dinner.
>His dad comes home from work and goes to sleep after shutting off all the lights and telling us to shut off the tv and go to sleep.
>It's 9 p.m. on a Saturday.
>>283733243
Gregg?
>>283733401
Sounds like a sad blue collar man
>all that gay shit you did with your guy friends in early teen years
>>283732857
how old are you? If you're young enough so that your girlfriend's brother, who you imply was a playmate, complains to your parents, then you're underage and dont belong here
If you're 24, then you're a fucking creep for playing vidya with your girlfriend's younger brother when you go to her house
>>283733420
Jeff?
>>283732930
>"We're gonna pull an all nighter this time man it'l be fun as fuck"
>3:00amyou're a fucking pussy nathan
>>283732663
Good. Fuck them. I didn't ask to be born. Nobody asked me if I wanted to be the sports playing ladies man. Nobody asked me if I wanted to "be", period.
Birth is a crime. Forcing life to come into this wretched existence is just as cruel as taking a life out of it.
Antinatalism now!
>>283731524
>his mom just takes it in stride when you start doing it too as a joke
Sometimes he went too far though.
>>283733329
Sort of, as a graduation present they gave me the towels that I used to soak up the pee. It was in front of everyone. They all had a good laugh at my expense!
Needless to say, I wet the bed again that night.
>>283731524
>>283733116
I wouldn't say that was the case but you really can't judge until you know the full story. My parents are shit to me but put on the biggest sweet act whenever I had friends/family over
>>283733497
I always try to forget but I cant. I've learnt to accept it as "experimenting"
>>283733506
SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?
>>283731138
>Drinking that pint of flat coke left over from the night in a coffee mug because you couldn't work out who's cup was who's towards the end.
It's worse when the kids parents start fighting with the kid himself.
I've even seen friends been beaten by their parents.
>>283733504
>Not becoming friends with your gf's family
It makes it harder for them to break up with you that way
>>283733504
Well I'm 23. He was like 15 and would literally beg me to help in play GTA V.
He could not do anything, he couldn't pass any missions, he had severe ADD and turrets.
I always felt really bad.
>Always woke up earlier than my friend
>Would go down to the living room and beat all the video games
>He was pissed when he woke up
Sorry
>>283733531
>>283732930
>Sleepover planning on staying up all night.
>EVERYBODY but you fall asleep
>>283733595
they sound like cool parents.
>>283733497
Fucking hell why did you remind me
>>283731138
>go to friends house to play vidya
> He falls asleep way before you
>you play video games all night alone
>eventually fall asleep
>wake up hours before he does
>continue to play video games
>at friends house
>he has two dads
>my "friend" cucks my dad when coming over
he was 17 and would fuck my mom/sister whenever he came over. He was also black
Im not making this shit up
>>283733497
When I was 10 I had a friend who was 8 and we tried to do anal multiple times
>friend/guest is over to play vidya
>parents act different around them
>>283733942
>>283732101
>eggs
it's for your hash browns unless you were at some nigs house
>>283733993
>Wake up at 5AM because strange bed
>Watch shitty early morning TV and play vidya in almost silence
>Friend doesn't wake up until 11
>>283732316
>Organize a LAN party with friends I haven't seen in a while
>Go out of my way to make it really cool, spend the day cleaning and setting up the room, shopping for snacks and making sure I have cracked copies of all the vidya we're going to play ready
>Friends arrive an hour late
>"Sorry man we were in this really intense League game"
>Get drinks ready while they set up their computers
>Say I have to go to the garage quickly to grab the rum I left there
>Come back
>Do I honestly fucking hear that
>"Are you guys playing LoL?"
>"Yeah man just one quick game"
>Think they're being fucks but haven't seen them in forever so whatever, I just sit and play emulators for a while
>An hour passes
>"Do these games normally take this long?"
>"Oh we started another one because we're on a winning streak"
Repeat this for another hour when they said they started another game because I "looked busy" until I kicked them out of my house.
>>283732605
Mashed or cut into 1/2's or 1/4's and roasted in the oven.
You only do that if you're in the process of making a baked potato with cheese and other fillings where the idea is that you hollow out the skin.
>>283733497
>it's not gay if we can't see each other's cocks right?
>>283733993
Did the dad know?
>>283734009
>Friends moms are nice to you and seem sweet
>Constantly hear stories about how they're crazy cunts
>>283732101
I've been doing this since I was 10 and i'm 22 now
>go over to cousin's house
>time to leave
>parents just keep talking and talking AND TALKING
Fucking Africans, goddamn.
>>283732238
>at friends house
>horsing around
>run as fast as you can outside
>what you thought was an open door was actually a screen door cleaned so perfectly there was no smudges, reflection, or glare of any kind
>demolish the screen door
>
>things that never happened: the thread
>>283731524
>his mother likes me more than she likes her own son
>>283733716
so then what the fuck is wrong with your self entitled bitch of a girlfriend?
>>283733942
Did you participate in their sexual activites, fag?I would have
>invite friend round to play smash bros on n64
>mom starts yelling at me coming up the stairs
>awkwardly focus on game while my friend starts to panic
>mom opens the door, sees my friend and turns 360 degrees and walks straight back out
thats the last time I had a friend around my house.
>>283733632Bane?
>>283733010
>skype
>not vent
>not mumble
>not teamspeak
>not something with fucking push to talk
asked for it
>>283734120
That's pretty gay.
I had a friend who would play graal while I played STALKER.
He was a huge fag.
>that moment when your friend parents start clipping through each other
>>283734114
>I always woke up at like 6am
>was the only one awake
>rules were, nothing can be played or watched until friend wakes up
>he often didn't want up until 8-8:30am
>2 hours or more sitting around doing nothing
Why I bothered to keep having sleep overs there I'll never know. His dad was a total bro though. massive neckbeard.
>>283733993
Holy fuck how did that end? Why didnt you stop him?
>at friends house
>his dad beats the shit out of him for not taking out the trash
>mom says it wasn't that serious
>he curses the shit out of her
>tell them I think i'm going to head out
>his mom tells me no I don't have to leave, I can stay
>tfw put in that awkward position
>>283734114
>Wake up before friend
>Don't feel comfortable enough to get up and start playing vidya
>Lay silently in bed for two hours waiting from them to wake up
>>283732316
After reading lan party and 8400m I thought this story took place in 06, but sadly after reading minecraft I realize I was mistaken
>At friend's house.
>Going through his parent's stuff in their room while they're at dinner or some shit because I'm a little bastard.
>Find a strap-on dildo.
>Go and show my friend.
>He asks where I got it from, and I told him the truth.
>He tells me to put it back so he doesn't get in trouble.
We didn't realize what it was exactly at the time, and I'm sure he's scarred because of it now.
>this thread
>>283734114
>at cousin's house
>wake up at 5
>get immersed in a ben10 episode
>cousin walks in while ben is getting btfo by a tentacled alien thing
fuckin normies
>>283734114
fuck that fag. i hated that shit. only fags sleep in
>>283731524
I hate when people think like this, if a friend says his mom/girl/so on is a bitch, I'm inclined to believe them because my mom tormented the shit of my dad and all he could do was take it because he couldn't tell his kids that their mother is a cunt.
>mom never cooks
>invite friend over for vidya
>mom cooks a literal feast
>>283732426
>don't know how to say grace
>>283734262
She was exactly that.
We broke up.
She's a lesbian feminist now.
Nothing of value was lost.
>>283734009
>we playing basketball
>my friend scores
>my dad goes all "HIGH FIVE DUDE!"
>weird, but alright
>I score
>he does the same
>I just stare at him shocked
That was fucking awkward.
>>283732605
Does your family also just fry a whole chicken or cook a whole cow, than serve it as is?
>>283734507
Reminds me of the one where it's about impregnating grandaughters or something.
>>283734252
i was always that friend
i lost at least 2 guy friends that way
>wake up
>where the fuck am I?
>it's cold
>blanket is too small and too thin but I never asked for a different one
>everything smells different
>hungry
>friend's mother doesn't really know how to cook, dinner wasn't good
>thirsty
>there's cat shit tread marks on the bathroom floor
>toilet paper is 'el cheapo' brand and instantly disintegrates when it touches my ass, there wasn't enough left on the roll anyway
>friend's dad didn't allow video games without being asked first, we went to bed early
>friend is still asleep
>later that day his weird chubby sister tries to show me her vagina in the same cat shit bathroom
>just want to go home
>move away soon after, never see or hear from him again
