It's happening, Chris Chan is finally being sentenced.
Lets see how long he lasts in prison.
Aw shit
>>279067415
Proceed.
It begins...
>>279067415
>retard strength
seems fitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcv7LGUvBzk#t=30
based mdickie
>Judge confirmed for blue arm bandet sympithiser
It's good to know that Chris still doesn't give a shit
East side is best side
Why didn't we have a Chris thread yesterday?
It was the one year anniversary since he burned his house down.Happy late Birthday, anon
>>279068195
It's been a year already? What the fuck
Home sweet home...
Just an average day in prison
>>279067945
>>279067810
>both the lawyer and the honor have blue arms
Confirmed conspiracy to put chris in jail.
i'm monitoring this thread.
Oh shit, he caught us
>>279068501
>they're both black as well
Chris can't catch a break from his irrational hatreds
>>279068643
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BROWN!
>>279068643
>don't caw anybuddy
Chris's autism prevents him from handing over the gun
DON'T CALL ANYBODY
>>279067810
>>279068501
>>279068725
>that flag
After getting the shit beat out of him Chris uncovers a christian conspiracy
>>279068990
Kill the Jerkops
Oh shit this guy wants our weapons
Threads theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI
>>279069357
team Chaotix is not allowed to carry weapons
Chris hands over the gun on fear of his female body getting raped
>>279069467
I don't get it
d-do we have a friend?
>>279069707
He's gonna fuck you in the ass later tonight.
Fucking blue armed bandits
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!
Oh we have a mission
>>279069979
Chris Chan rammed a pool cue through his jaw.
k
can we get pepper spray in this game
Back to beating the shit out of this guy with a pool cue
>>279070434
He's in league with the jerkops and SEGA
>>279067415
Based OP
>>279069979
>chris
>knowing how to defend himself
I really hope that was just an accident, i mean he can't even make one flex without collapsing.
>>279070434
>No Autism
>>279070536
According to the last pic, he's getting his ass kicked
Blue arms sticking up for each other
Chris has no more spaghetti left to spill...
Is there a fix for low FPS
>>279070872
W-what is that officer doing to him?
>>279070985
removing his taint
>>279070985
he's not called a jerkop for nothing
Oh fuck, back to court we go
>Judge and lawyer had blue arms
>Sent to a prison with blue arms
This is a conspiracy
>>279070985
Cavity search.
>>279071110
JERKOPS
>>279071110
subtle
Boooo!
This actually sounds like something Chris would say
>>279071304
>that army guy in the back
I'm dying of laughter keep it coming op
>>279071304
Why are they all niggers? Darn affirmative action
>>279071470
it's sad because it really does.
For fucks sake, not the blue armed judge again
>Christ chan
>White people
>>279071304
>>279067810
>>279068501
>>279068725
It's happening again.
>>279071148
Damn it SEGA!
>>279071638
>>279071814
Keep fighting the good fight Chris
>>279071984
>>279071984
not this time
Chris Chan actually has respect in prison... just let that sink in
>>279072172
Chris Chan finally found his lover.
It's over guys, we can go home.
He's even started a goddamn gang
>>279072172This guy is Mexican Kaz
>>279072172
Well he did just beat the shit out of a guy with a pool cue and not only stole a gun from the guards, but managed to keep it through the severe beating, that's pretty og behavior right there
Chris better be missing a limb by the time he leaves jail
This sums him up quite well
>>279072354
>his gang wears sonichu medallions
Jesus fucking christ
>>279072354
That nigga doesn't give a shit.
>>279072354
AUTISM SANS FRONTIER
>>279072382
The gun probably wasn't stolen, it was probably just lying around. This game spawns all sorts of shit like M16s in random places and if you can't find them you can make them.
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL FOLDED 20 GORZILLION TIMES!
>>279072706
Quick zandatsu that MALE JERK
>>279072706
>>279071470
Damn you're right, I can picture it in my head.
And then he goes on a tirade on how he's Christian Weston Chandler, the world-famous comic artist and creator of Sonichu, and how they're kicking the Autistic etc.
Shit is officially going down
>>279072706
What sort of prison is this where there are weapons lying around everywhere and guards beg for their pistols back
>>279072520
It's perfect.
>>279068643
Thanks doc
>>279072835
IT"S KATANA
>>279072835
this is gold
>Autism Intensifies
>>279072845
It's the hardest correctional facility in the world. Just you wait until Chris-chan finds the workshop, then shit's going to get real
>>279072991
>that facial expression
>>279072991
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/rules-of-nature/
>>279072991
oh... oh no... oh God please no...
>>279072926
And a katana is a type of sword.
>>279073150
Dont forget the meat cleaver.
>>279073150
>chris chan kills a man
Did anybody think he had it in him?
heh
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
>>279073150
Oh god, now that he has the taste for blood what does this mean for us all?
>>279073432
It's okay, the Warden thought Sonic should have blue arms.
>>279073432
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit
>>279073432
>>279073432
MAKE YOUR LAST STAND
He actually got away with it!
>>279073432
RUN CHRIS CHAN RUN! AS FAST AS YOUR THUNDER THIGHS CAN CARRY YOU!
Reminder: This is a christian game.
>>279073432
oh fuck
he really did it
>>279073432
>>279073432
But how could Chris have done it without his car?
>>279073317
is chris chan swooping under the wall?
>>279073556
BLUE ARMED CONSPIRACY LOSES AGAIN
>>279073556
I guess they didn't call anybody.
>>279073556
Chris flees to the bathroom
>>279073675
Chris stabbed himself in the stomach to make it look like he was a victim too
Suppose you were that tough dude in prison that everyone would just leave alone. Would you defend Chris from the other inmates and jerkops? Would you let him into your gang?
>>279073556
cold blooded killer
>>279073556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mo1UdLN6Y
you did it chris
good job
>>279073728
All that Fanta will go to waste!
>>279073713
Does this Chris Chan hate the gays as well?
Is this one a tranny?
>>279068643
Of course the niggo busts him.
>>279073556
>they didn't call anybody
>>279073713
Pick up that soap, Chris.
>>279073713
That beach ball, why does it make this so much funnier?
And tries to wash the blood of his hands
>>279073713
>>279073556
>>279073896
Son....you've got a way to fall
>>279073432
I'm on my way.
>>279072991
>>279073857
It just adds to the homoeroticism of a prison shower.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>279069664
it's about as clever as most Touhou jokes.
Look at Yuyuko's hat. It's really that simple.
>>279074070
You can't prove anything.
>>279074070
The fix is in.
>>279074070
DON'T CALL ANYBODY
This is the best thread we have had in a while.
>>279074070
this fucking nigger again
Go away Benny i've got my own problems
>>279074070
DON'T ADMIT TO SHIT
>>279073896
Look at that rep, chris chan'll be running this prison soon.
>>279074070
THE JERKOP IS ONTO YOU. PLAY COOL.
>>279074070
*THREAD EXCLUSIVE* Chris has a wife and children
>>279073896
These are the eyes of a man who has seen horrific things. Gruesome deaths, blue arms... these are the eyes of a man who has sinned, killed, and raped. These are the eyes of someone whose lights inside have broken, but keeps on going. No meaning. No purpose. No goals or dreams.
>>279074372
Wait what
>>279072973
I swear to God I remember that show, what's it from again?
>>279074372
>even chris got laid
>>279074372
It's just Chris chan talking in a lady voice to himself.
>>279074321
Ignore that man's shirt.
Don't say that to the jerkop
>>279074372
Julaaayyy. Also, we already know about Chris's kids.
>>279069418
>Bitch doesn't know the difference between reps and sets
Chris gets confused by reality again
>>279074372
I need Chaika's "Shocking Truth" right here.
>>279074372
No he dosen't, he is probably just talking to himself or him mom.
>>279074434
>brazzers.png
>>279074516
>>279074372
He and Julay finally married, how nice. I wonder how Crystal is doing.
>>279074560
Snorlax can't make poke eggs with a pikachu, you noob.
Pls no
>>279074516
>We're sorry. Please hang up and try again.
>>279074659
Uh oh
>>279074659
NOT COOL, MAN.
>>279074372
The phone is actually connected to cwcville, he's talking to LovelyWeather and Sonichu
>>279074659
Reminder that Chris just killed a man
>>279074659
PFFT
>>279074659
THIS MEANS WAR
>>279074786
Is that Liquid Chris?
>>279074786
>>279074867
Man, that does look like Ian.
>>279074786
is that a photo of an officer making a call?
>>279074786
Get one of the Sonichulians on him
Thanks Indian guy!
>>279074867
>Liquid in jail
Sonichu for the Xbox must have been cancelled or something.
>>279074965
A new gang member has joined Chris' party.
>>279074965
BASED
A
S
E
D
Chris's gang brings together people of all cultures
No one can challenge Chris
>>279075114
>knowledge is power"
I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR THE GLORY OF THE CHAPTER
>>279075114
I need a black man, in my gang. I need a black man to do black man thangs.
is this game fun?
>>279075279
No.
Not really...
>>279075279
only in the unintentional sense. Like all mDicky games it's broken as fuck.
>>279075114
The idea of a sonichu gang is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.
>>279075351
>>279075351
he's a big guy
>>279074786
>People react to your body type
>A MDICKIE game has more technology than AAA games
lol k
Canadian hell
>4chan x is borked again
God damnit moot, what did you do now?
>>279075478
For you.
>>279075519
Doesn't saying that in a prison end up with you getting your ass beat
Don't know what the fuck is going on here...
>>279075637
You'd probably get killed actually.
>>279075661
Dynamite up your ass?
>>279075637
Yes, besides child abusers are not mixed with the rest of the inmates
>>279075637
Molestation/rape rather
>yfw Chris Chan has been falsely placed in jail as part of a conspiracy by Sega to summon Sonichu and steal his abilities to make a good sonic game
The eyes of a defeated man
>>279075661
>>279075661
"ay, chris, lemme 69 you while i shove sum dis TNT up yo ass"
Gotta go fast!
>>279075661
Your guess is as good as mine.
>>279075661
What the shit
>>279075939
ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs
>>279076027
>>279076060
Snitches get itches.
>>279075252
Nice rubberbandits reference fella.
Chris breaks down... he can't run from this anymore
>>279075221
Holy fuck, chris chan's runnin' this bitch!
>>279075661
>das it mane
>>279076237
>>279073713
Fuck that guy up!
>>279076237
GIVE YOUR POWER TO HIS MEDALLION
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>279074442
nanalan
Time to flee
Eh i'll head to the hospital in the morning
>>279075418
>registeringonthebiowareforums.jpg
>>279074007
Thanks Doc.
>>279075661
>>279075661
>>279076667
American detected
No need to go overkill on the joke
Chris lies in bed and contemplates his life choices
>>279076815
>This entire thread
Morning comes too soon
>>279076815
>tfw the prison isn't full of officer nasties
>>279076778
Sauce?
>>279068725
>irrational
>>279076960
>prison
>rehabilitation
I thought this was set in murica?
There's trouble in the ranks!
>>279077108
m-maybe it's a compliment?
Yeah fuck him up m8
>>279077108
Beat him down, restore order.
Gang civil war confirmed
>>279077008
brotherman bill
>>279077441
Thanks for the help friend
>>279076146
>Snitch
;__;
>>279077585
>chaos confirmed
>mfw
