Just a reminder that the PS3 will win because of this game.
HeXbox-fags and Mustard-Race get BTFO
>>278459162
>ps3
>>278459162
the way he draws expressions makes me want to kill myself
look at this sarcastic, half-assed apologetic look of his, I want to punch it to no end
and it's everywhere
What was her name again?
>Chris actually had two albums released
>they actually did better than most underground indie albums
Damn...
>>278460467
yeah that doesn't make sense at all
like how did he not get sued
he was just singing fucking terribly over pre-existing tracks. you could even hear the backstreet boys under his shit
>>278462259
I didn't think they were actually published
>>278462259
yes
>>278459162
What even is that on the ground?
>>278462828
autism
>the CWC Adult Chronicles game that was being made in RPG maker will never be finished
Do you think doctors will be able to further their current understanding of the human mind by taking a look at Chris once he finally gets put in the nuthouse?
>>278460253
Megan Scrotum
>>278460253
Megan "Tard Tamer" Schroeder
How long until he snaps again? After the walmart thing it seems anything will set him off now.
>>278460253
Megan "Beat the Autistic with a Stick" Scroeder
>>278463217
nah
CHRIS'S LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE THE CAUSE OF EVERY PROBLEM IN HIS LIFE
Megan "Buy me Nazi Paraphernillia" Schroeder
Snyder
Clyde Cash
Wallflower aka Damien
Mary Lee Walsh
>>278465005
Don't forget Sega and the Ass-manager
>>278464425
>>278464739
Megan Scrotum?
>>278465005
>>278465174
Also 4-cent-garbage.com
>>278464641
I'm just waiting for him to kill somebody. I mean I don't want him to but honestly at this point I think if he doesn't go to the slammer for this whole thing, it's going to happen.
>>278466272
More likely is that he'll legitimately injure someone, probably a severe reaction to the pepper spray or something. He'll get puck back in jail before he has the chance to actually kill someone.
Unless he runs them over in his car.
>>278464641
Please stop posting the shitty version
>>278459162
I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there, tonight.
Chris chan is now genuinely a public threat
He thinks he's untouchable after he got out on bail, after the gamestop event he went to a walmart and started threatening people with pepper spray just because he felt intimidated
At this point, him going to prison would be for his own good
>>278467802
>stressed
he likes that word a lot.
>>278463035
A new demo was released just recently.
My favorite adult autistic child
>>278460253
Goddamn
The amount of stalking he did is palpable in this image
>>278467329
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
>>278460253
>just some girl he 'talked' to sometimes when he went to be a manchild at the gameplace
>huge milestone in his life he still remembers daily
>>278462828
it's Chris' house
>>278469773
heh
But during the Stone Age...!
>>278469545
>I'm already a demon, Clyde
>>278460467
WHAT?
>>278470017
What?
>>278467329
>>278469545
>Big Boss manages to make Chris look almost attractive
>>278465005
>Wallflower aka Damien
Chris-chan can't even score with autistic and ugly as sin women like her
>>278470594
Thats a woman?
>>278464641
BROTHER! It's been too long!
>>278467802
>I Would even spray myself.
>>278470594
Why did the CWCki censor everything about her but nobody else?
>>278470594
Eh, I probably couldn't either.
I wonder what would've happened if people didn't find out who she was and link her to CWCki?
>>278469679
It was more than that, she got close to him and convinced him to buy her lots of shit online.
>>278471106
They probably didn't ask.
>a console winning because of ONE game
Literally never happen
>>278463035
I'm more upset Asperchu will never be finished. That shit got batshit insane by the end
>>278467802
I would greatly enjoy watching him get tased.
>>278459162
>>278459803
everytime i see some of his "art," for a split second, i feel this calm, happy feeling. like i get when i see drawings my 6 year old nephew made.
then i remember these ones were drawn by a guy in his mid to late 20s(at the time).
or worse, what he is now.what is he stepping on, by the way? i assumed a 4-leaf clover all this time but it actually looks like 5 leafs, despite the conveniently placed number
>>278470594
fuck I just read about her, she had a hard life
>>278468563
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Stress
Because he suffers from so much of it, obviously.
>>278472738
sigh...
anon you're making me crash into slumber
>>278470754
What's a woman?
>>278472489
he's stepping on 4-cent-garbage
>Saturday 17th January
>New episode of Sonic Boom airs
>Chris realizes his demands were not met during hiatus
>Heads straight to Wal-Mart to vandalize their Sonic Boom merchandise
>Gets spotted by security before he even makes it to the toy aisle
>Pepper sprays a guard
>Another gets out his tazer and zaps to the extreme
>Chris is hauled off to jail
>Tugboat is stopped
>Without it and her little Igor, Barb dies in her own filth
>No one realizes
>Chris gets out of jail
>Comes home to his mother's rotting corpse
>Curls up besides her and dies
>>278472814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6ZsFAQfkU
Does it sound something like this?
>>278472894
>January 17th
between this and the TOR PvP shitstorm my birthday always seems to be accompanied with terrifically entertaining schadenfreude
>>278460467
there are worse things out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
>YFW people call Chris a Nintendrone when he's actually a massive Sonygger who even says his videos are sponsored by Sony Computer Entertainment.
>>278459162
>GH controller on his back
lost my shit
>Chris actually destroyed 4.cent garbage by singing about power-rangers
>we are now in hell
>>278473140
Chris is both isn't he? He massively hates the HEXBOX
>>278473140
>he didn't try to get Nintendo to make his games
>>278473583
He only likes Pokemon and Animal Crossing.
He's spent far more money on PSN games than Nintendo games.
I find it hilarious that he hasn't discovered Steam, but I imagine its too complex and his PC is probably far too old to run even Deus Ex.
>>278470247
http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler
http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler/Christian+&+the+Hedgehog+Boys
http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler/COMEBACK
>>278473084
>and the TOR PvP shitstorm
do tell
>>278473759
>Sonichu media vehicle
does he still believe this?
>>278467802
>I would even spray myself
You really can't make this shit up.
>>278472894
Nothing is gonna end that tugboat. As a nation, we've gone too soft.
>>278467553
nowNOW NOWNOWNOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
![Vidya_reaction_to_cwc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yx1r4nT.jpg "Vidya_reaction_to_cwc[1].jpg")
>Chris had legit sex with a PS3
>>278474113
If he's in prison he's not getting a tugboat. The state wont pay to keep him alive twice.
>>278473084
>TOR PvP shitstorm
Care to elaborate?
>>278470801
STOP IT
You are NOT Christian Weston Chandler!
>>278474284
I knew that. I'm pretty sure it will resume when he's out though. If anything, another crime on his record would push him even more strongly towards it.
>>278474191
>epin was still a thing in '09
ebin
>>278474005
>Right-hook'd the troll with his fist upside down
>>278472894
>tfw chris as we know him will be gone once his mother is gone
he wont be enabled into being a carefree child anymore. this is still the golden age.
>>278473084
>TOR PvP shitstorm
I love shit like this. Please tell
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DVj3EsM.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>yfw you were born at just the right time to see the Chris Chan saga unfold
>>278474730
I'm sure there's a range of dates for this, unless we share a birthday.
>>278459162
>not the superior wii version for the youtube video arm-waving minigame
you lazy shit.
>>278473368
You have no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y
>>278474005
>I am a man
oh the irony of that today
>>278469649
His path was predetermined.
>>278474005
for some reason he looks like even more of an autist without the blue and red shirt.
>>278474497
It would resume when he comes out but that still leaves Barb without the tugboat while he's in jail. Their debt situation is like a house of cards in an eathquake, one slight change in their "income" and the whole thing is going to come tumbling down. Chris has 5 credit cards permanently maxed out (with minimum payments only just cancelling out the interest each month), Barb has taken out several loans to keep her hoard in storage after the fire AND they got a new car on finance. If Chris goes to jail that all still needs to be paid
>>278474993
You're right, they'd be fucked
>>278474354
Ian pls
>>278474993
>Barb disowns Chris
>Sells all his shit
>When he gets out of jail he's homeless
>>278474993
holy shit man
debt is a fucking killer
>>278474993
Speaking of Barb, here's her doling out some sage advice to her son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI_J6vIHBbA
>>278475258
>Implying barb gonna disown him
>>278475258
Barb needs Chris, he is all she has left. You know that they spoon together?
>>278475378
>That title
There's no way I'm opening that video.
>>278475258
>Barb disowns Chris
Nah, he's her meal ticket assuming his tugboat doesn't get cut off. And even then, she uses Chris for a variety of other things like grocery shopping, chores, "cooking", etc.
>>278472894
>rainbow dash shirt
Goddamn chris, sell the rights to your life to make a movie and you may not ever have to be stressed ever again.
>>278475484
It's audio only, anon. I wouldn't do that to you.
>>278467802
There's no way they send him to prison. He's destined for a tard home though. Despite being "high functioning" or whatever, it's pretty clear that he's regressing and unable to understand the consequences of his actions.
>>278474664
>>278474294
>>278473812
Not him, but if I recall, there was a PvP area in TOR that was designed for higher level players, but somehow lower level players could access it and the thing was so poorly designed that players would get killed, respawn, then die again instantly until Bioware decided to say fuck it and ban everyone.
>>278470594
Is that really her?
>>278470594
I wish I still had the links to the fucked up M-Preg fanfiction she writes.
>>278475521
>makes an entire chapter in Sonichu about 4chan
>puts some ED nobody in charge of it instead of Moot
So in 20 years or so when Chris is dead for one of many possible reasons (Hate to say it but I doubt he is terribly healthy) are we allowed to make a documentary on him for theaters?
I would see it
>>278476049
I wish you had them too.
Do you know any of her internet names?
>>278476178
Damn it Chris really is the foreteller of all that is bad
>>278476159
Why do all autists rock a serious pedosmile? Even the rare females have it.
>>278475932
Hes not even high functioning
His parents always treated him like a normal kid and look how it turned out. Dude needs help.
>>278476193
Sorry, no. I was linked to it from 789chan a few years ago before they went belly up. I've tried remembering the name several times and googling around, but she's either scrubbed it all or I'm guessing wrong.
It was pretty fucking fantastic though, I assure you that. Hopefully someone else links it now.
>>278473754
>chris discovers steam
He will never be able to play a multiplayer online without people joing the game and playing an audio like "JULIAAAEEEE"
>>278476440
>His parents always treated him like a normal kid
No they fucking didn't.
>>278475521
Chris would want to have total control of the production so that would never happen.
Then again, it would be pretty easy to trick him into thinking he had total control, while the real team went off to make a real movie.
>MMmmm- Hey gang what'[s da update oh muh movie?
>Oh uh, hey Chris, we got everything under control, following your specifications down to the letter just like you demanded!
>Oh that's- that's good yeah- uhhh tell the caterer to bring more food to my trailer
>You mean McDonalds?
>Yeah that's it- yep- and also tell my- get my laundry person to bring me a fresh pair of undies, I seem to have- I think I- yeah I soiled muhself again
>O-oh, okay, I'll tell him right away. Listen Chris, you just stay here and uh- well... just stay here, and we'll call you when the movie is finished okay?
>Remember to follow my- read muh directions to the fullest extreme!
>Yes Chris, we will.
>>278475965
>Bioware decided to say fuck it and ban everyone.
lel
i remember the mass suicides that one time
>>278476509
Was that the chan with a whole board dedicated to Chris? I remember they had these amazingly written fanfics where the Sonichu cast achieved sentience and overthrew Chris.
>>278476571
Regardless, they fucked up so huge raising him. I think Chris was always pre-disposed to this path no matter what, but there's a lot they could have done to mitigate it.
>that time he got on the news for winning the sonic sweepstakes
He was so young, so innocent... to see what he's become now...
>>278476571
They coddled him, but they never got him any help either. They treated autism like some fad that would wear off eventually. Which results in a 32 year old man baby.
>>278472894
>Another gets out his tazer and zaps to the extreme
>>278476756
>I remember they had these amazingly written fanfics where the Sonichu cast achieved sentience and overthrew Chris.
>>278476853
The prejudiced views of the world that Bob and Barb held didn't help either.
>>278474932
>singing about how he needs a man
>>278459162
>Implying you wouldn't play the shit out of that game
Hey guys, My chris chan build is pretty shit. Is there any way to beat the Jerkops at the walmart WITHOUT using a curse ye ha me ha? I managed to get the clown shirt of sonic speed btw
>>278476930
Asperchu I think.
>>278460253
Megan "Let's get this shoah on the road" Schneider
>>278476996
>i need a heroine
ok naurto man
>>278476756
Don't know anything about such fanfiction, but yeah, that was the one. They're supposedly still kicking around somewhere but I haven't bothered tracking them down. Chris stuff had slowed down until now anyway.
So is Megan a stormfag or does she just like nazi collectibles
>>278474932
I love me some Christian & the Hedgehog Boys
GOAT band
>>278460253
>dem r34s he made of her
Post you're favorite tard rage Chris videos
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUCn5jp2cJI
>>278476930
>>278477058
>>278477181
It wasn't Asperchu, it was this long story starring Magi-chan or whatever its name is, Chris' OC 'psychic' Sonichu.
>>278476159
>even his taste in ponies are the fucking most guyish ones
Chris just admit that your gay, we are not going to hate you any more.
>>278476597
/tv/ would watch the behind the scenes footage and would definitely find a new meme from it.
Are there any decent parody/fan comics about Sonichu aside from this one?
>>278476783
Sonic sez "Kids theres nothing wrong with being autistic, theres a place out there for everyone, you just might have to overcome different hurdles then others but we can all make it"
Sonic the hedgehog was one hell of a drug.
>>278476597
inb4 he kills the executive producer after the movie is released
>>278477319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70LvKzxeHOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw
One of my favorites right here
>>278476997
A video game of his life would be interesting, or some type of simulator or visual novel that gives you the options of to troll him hard or soft, do nothing, support him softly or heavily. And the results turn out to be different hillarious situations. the best part is (there is no good end route)
>>278478017
RIP Internet Lumberjack
;_;7
>>278477698
Kinda.
Check out the Sonichu Animated series on youtube if you get the chance. It's pretty funny.
Why is Chris such a bad ass?
reminder that Barb owns a gun with ammo...do you realize what this could mean? Chris could easily take that gun and go to a gamestop/wal-mart/target and well...
Let's be honest here, which one is your favorite Chris Chan shirt besides the classic? For me it has to be the Cyclone Joker the Advice dog and the Captain Falcon.
>>278475965
The Empire being the horde of SWtoR were predictably kicking the republic's shit in a (presumably republic playing) GM got buttmad and come and announced the tempire couldnt pvp in the pvp zone anymore then started banning people.
When the players challenged the ban the GM made up infringements and BW refused to investigate, once it was proven with screen capped logs the GM was talking shit BW quietly rescinded.
It was the start of the massive CS cockups that plagued the game.
There was also an exploit that allowed people to park low level alts at the chests to horde the mats that dropped in order to gain a monoply on the crafting market.
>>278477304
>tfw cant find any links to any of his music
>>278478017
>YOU UPLOADED THEM UP THERE YOU UNLOAD THEM
>>278478424
Always a fan of "The Napoleon"
It's just so classic.
>>278478017
Chris, this is why u don't have nice things.
>>278478337
Why did we call him internet lumberjack again?
>>278478424
>"The Cyclone Joker"
god fucking damnit
also my vote is for the WANT WOMAN bra
>>278478987
See
>>278478017
and watch the uncut version.
>>278478424
I like the swamp monster, it and shamrock stripes are the only normal ones
>>278478424
Where does he even buy these shirts?
>>278478987
He was fapping with bluespike when bob walks in and says "I'm choppin the internet down" because trolls called the house saying chris was going to kill himself
>>278478017
The videos he's tard raging about here by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_kcgnwfoBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reiGhxyZ4ok
In case you were wondering why his house burned down like it did, well... there you go.
>>278478424
mountain dew me
How much would someone have to pay for you to wear this in public /v/?
i honestly wonder what chris' siblings think of him
>>278479368
Pay? For what? To attract all the pussy I can handle?
>>278479426
he only has a step-brother right
>>278476938
The state, and county offered tons of help to Bob and Barb, as did the school districts in which they raised Chris.
But Bob was a stubborn old fuck, and Barb was delusional. They pissed off so many people who could have helped Chris when he was a child, and Chris pissed off everyone who could have helped him as an adult.
The guy was destined to become the man-child he is today, and he's going to do everything he can to keep it that way.
Might as well just enjoy the ride, and be glad you're not Chris.
>>278479368
I'd have to be in a situation like in die hard 3 where bruce willis had that I HATE NIGGERS sign on to actually wear that fucking shit, nevermind in public.
>>278479539
>initiated my speak stopping at 1.5 years old
>speak stopping
you want to run that by me again
>>278478424
Dunwich Horror looks kinda cool actually.
>>278479567
i cant remember
>>278478017
>that second video
Holy crap he's come a long way. He looks comparatively normal in that video.
>>278473084
Holy shit, same bday here.
>>278478424
thanks doc
>>278479426
90% sure he's an only child. none of his behavior makes sense otherwise
>>278479567
He has two, one for each parent.
One's an eye doctor who CWC has seen maybe twice.
The other one, Cole Smithey, has his own set of problems and hates his mom for being a huge bitch, lying to him about who his father was, and abusing him/letting him be abused. He and CWC occasionally communicate via e-mail or twitter but Cole couldn't give less of a shit about Chris.
>>278479756
He thinks his speech was stunted by that incident. I thought Christian was the autist.
>>278480260
See
>>278480261
Both of his older half-brothers are in their 50s and were never around Chris as a child so he essentially was raised as one.
Just out of curiosity. Is there a possibility, that this is just one really elaborate troll? I mean he just doesn't seem real to me. It all seems staged.
>>278480261
Cole's a moderate success, but a huge autist in his own right.
Barb's genes are just poison. Bob was too old to put up with Chris properly, but his son from another marriage is an eye doctor, yeah.
Apparently Bob was something of an engineer and designed some kind of push-button interface for some machine that's now obsolete.
>>278480260
He has siblings but they are much older than him. They were from Barb's marriage before Bob. By the time Chris was born she had already alienated them enough to cause them to get as far away as possible.
>>278478017
DO YOU RILLIZE SOMETHING?
>>278480650
No. Unless this has been 33 years in the making. But the chances of this being an elaborate troll were thrown out of the window when details about Chris' childhood were made public.
>>278480261
>>278480671
somehow this is even more reasonable than him being an only child. i don't usually follow cwc but i'm connecting some dots tonight. thanks fellas
>>278480650
i wish it was, i used to think it was too but there is just too much fucking shit
>>278480650
idk considering that:
1) he actually commited crimes that has been documented
2) the fire incident can be proven to be real
3) people who have trolled chris could probably confirm that he's a legit dysfunction of a human being.
4) went through the trouble of bending his dick when he was fucking some towels.
other things as well, but you get the idea. he's the real deal.
What does it mean to have "Random-access humor"?
>>278480671
I thought the eye doctor was Bob's son, considering he has the Chandler name.
Cole is Barb's, though.
Anyway: The story of Chris should be a warning to you all. Don't have a child with a bar skank you met in your 50s.
>>278478017
holy shit, was this really in 2009? what the fuck am I doing with my life
>>278481004
Chris's way of describing that his brain cannot fire it's synapses properly and thus everything he says comes out sounding like a skipping record.
Of course, in his own mind, he's perfect and without any flaws. It's just a wonderful aspect of his special individuality. Like his barely apparent eye color shit.
>>278480650
The childhood video was the moment. THEE moment where everyone truly came to believe that all this was not a huge trolling conspiracy.
>>278480650
What is with all these CWC newfags lately?
>>278480650
We all wish he was, but he's the most legit TRUE and HONEST guy out there.
>>278481387
CWC became relevant again lately for the first time since the fire, and before that he had been irrelevant for awhile. All the newfriends have no clue who he is as a result of them not lurking more.
It's really easy to pin who the newfriends are, especially the ones who post "literally who"
>>278481387
CWC had maintained almost complete radio silence since his last run in with the law, and he was quiet for a year or two before then too.
It's been stretched out for a long while but his online presence tends to come and go in bursts
>>278465005
>Snyder
Game Place closed. Does that mean Chris' revenge is complete?
>>278481615
Or they're oldfags trying to get a rise out of people by pretending they don't know who Chris-chan is.
>>278481317
which one? where he got on the news for the sega competition?
>>278481830
Yeah no I really doubt that.
>>278478449
bioware is literally staffed by petty man children amd this has been demonstrated so many times
>>278481786
Even if Snyder was dead and Chris raped his corpse he would still continue to curse Snyder.
>>278467802
"So, Mister Chandler, you whipped out a pistol and opened up on several people because you were 'startled'?
