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Why do they call him Little Mac? 5'7 is tall.
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Why do they call him Little Mac?

5'7 is tall.
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>>277507849

it's racism
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>>277507849
>unironically being a manlet
>almost 2015
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OP you are a manlet
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And here we go
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>>277507849
he is a nigger, and more than likely he doesn't support feminism
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He's little compared to the people he fights in Punch Out
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>>277507849
Angry manlet thread ?
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WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
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5'9 is the average height for the human male. Also, he's a boxer, a sport in which the biggest and best are the people who prosper. If you're under six foot, you're at a severe disadvantage. Also, Little Mac would probably be a featherweight, a far cry from the heavyweight people he's taking down in the game.
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>Manlets

When will they learn?
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Because during fights he hunches forward, making him look smaller.

The smaller frame helps tighten his body to take blows and also reduces the percentage of getting hit.

He also has a small dick.
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>>277507849
That depends, what weight class is he?
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>>277508170
learn what?
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From my limited experience, like 2 games, everyone he fights is bigger, maybe not glass Joe.
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>>277507849
>5'7
>he's 4'7
>pic related
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http://heightlengthening.com/faq/

when a cruel, cruel god curses you
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>5'7 is tall.
WHEN

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???
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>>277508223
Well he fights heavyweights but is a featherweight
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5'9 is the average height in the US, so he's two inches shorter than most people
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>>277508092
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>>277508170
Dont say shit when mac baby knock your teeth out
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>>277508005
I'm having a hard time believing that the woman to his left is an inch taller then him
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>>277508314
>>277508352

see>>277508262
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>>277507849

1/10 troll

The correct progression is:
>5'7
>little

See, you're trying to be as subtle and quick as possible with your joke. The moment you said "5'7" is tall, we instantly got to the punchline before you did. That's bad jokesmanship. We should always be slower than you.
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>>277508401
It a shit bait pic
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Mac is closer to his original height in smash bros. Palutena said Shulk was 5'6 and he's like two heads taller than Mac
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>>277508418
He's literally Steve Rogers, without a sculpted body.
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He used to be 4'8"
A Japanese schoolgirl would be like Mike Tyson to new Mac.
Now imagine what Mike Tyson was like to NES Mac. The guy that had to jump to jab people.
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>>277508124
>biggest and best
>good in boxing
holy shit learn more about boxing anytime.
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>>277508262
>17 years old

Damn.
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>>277508648

doesn't that qualify him to be a literal midget
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>>277508694
Isn't that the Skullgirls animator?
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>>277507849
>5'7
what the fuck is that?
use centimeters, your shit scales makes no sense.
also
180cm > Manlet
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>>277508804
4'7 and kicked mike tyson ass

Mac living the dream, nigga
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>>277508694
oh god her thighs
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>5'7 is tall.
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>>277508943
Damn straight. And this lady draws porn.
>>277508969
I like the theory that Mac is actually an ill teenager that was visited by the Make a Wish Foundation and fulfilled his dream of becoming the boxing champion.
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>>277509237
Well that one way of looking at it, lol
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>>277508694
Mike Tyson is 5'10", that's fucking ultramanlet tier for heavyweights, Mac would stand a chance at 5'7
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>>277509237
I must know who this porn artist is
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