Why are elves always mistreated in games?
>>275537783
>always
They aren't.
>>275537783
Because they love it.
>>275537929
>>275537783
Because they're always made out to be snobs and everyone loves it whens nobs get treated like shit.
>>275537783
Don't make me whip my dick out. Not here. Not now.
becausePirotess a shit
>>275537783
Fuck Elves.
>>275537783
I'd mistreat them less if they didn't walk around in tiny bike shorts that make them look like they're just wearing a jacket and long shirt and nothing else.
>>275537783
Because elves and fey are a bunch of murderous dickbags in myth?
That being said they don't get mistreated as often as you'd think
Who started this meme?
>>275538130
Cristina please.
>>275538187
The dwarves.
>>275537783
Because they deserve rape.
>>275537783
Becausr they are filthy, cut purse, hippie, useless, treefucking ass hats
>tfw Sogna is dead
>tfw no more official viper RSR shit
They are the pure and high class race of people and japan has an enormous amount of contempt for people like that because of the structure of their society. It's why guards are always bullies and assholes.
For the life of my, I can't find that comic strip where the elf girl is sold to the fat, wealthy guy who ends up treating her like a princess.
To be fair Elves are kinda like the white supremacists in most games or stories. And they aren't exactly described as good in Norse mythology.
>>275538463
Why?
>>275538309
Elves are inhuman beasts.
I'd compare them to dogs, but dogs have good aspects about them.
I'M ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
>shitty paper thin tree hugging elves
>not being Elvaan master race
>>275538590
She needs to do more outright villainous roles.
>>275538541
It warms my heart every time I see it, he just wants a daughter to make happy
>You will never be a cute elf girl and gangbanged by orcs
>>275538653
Piss off, [Dalhmel] fucks
>>275537783
Elves are creative with their cruelty, where as humans are usually more straightforward. This leads to an assumption that they revel in torturing people, which leads to good ole Pelinal the Whitestrake knocking on their door.
They're obnoxious cunts.
When they're not being obnoxious cunts they're talking about gay shit like hanging out with fairies and shit.
>>275538693
I know! That's why it's so frustrating that I can't find it.
>>275537783
>denying elves their natural purpose
You make me sick.
>>275538746
Everytime I see posts like this I wonder if you are being serious.
Elves are for rape.
>>275538913
Don't try to understand degenerates.
>>275538653
>lanky emo faggots are any better
Because writers like to balance them being perfect and living longer then humans by making them stuck up assholes. Like how goblins are usually stupid, ugly, and violent, then you don't feel bad for murdering them in droves.
>>275538913
Of course I am, I read those kind of doujins to self-insert into, who doesn't?
It's not gay or nothin okay
Elves are the perfect breeding machines.
>>275538824
>implying he really hated elves
>>275538913
You do remember that she got murdered and turned into an evil undead abomination right?
>>275538746
C-could you spare a source?
>>275537783
Because it would be too controversial to depict elves being treated properly (ie. kept in unending torment and despair)
>>275538913
Why don't grills wear armor that protects them into battle
Is she a bonermancer?
>>275538824
>implying Humanity is not the best at being creative with cruelty.
>Why are elves always mistreated in games?
Because Elves are for fucking.
I never understood how elves were considered girly. Artsy perhaps, but wood elves are definitely hardened fuckers, and high elves are alien and downright frightening in terms of ambition and intellect.
They always struck me as extremely masculine.
>>275539215
No, this is an abomination, get your facts straight.
>you will never rape the dwarf in Kuro Inu ep 3 with your massive phallus
>you will never marry her in a monogamous marriage and have dozens of children
>You will never mind break Otome from Otome Dori, impregnate her, and have her paternity fraud her husband.
>You will never tie her husband up and mind break Otome and your daughter infront of him
>you will never mind break your daughter after she has been raised by her fake father
>>275539306
>Dark elf in a turtleneck
Now this is just pure evil to my penis.
>>275539215
well he posted a picture of her as an undead. so I would guess he knows that. do you typically ask stupid questions?
>>275539356
So fags like you can complain.
>>275539306
>Oh... Don't worry. I'm fine...
This is so out of place that it's making me wonder if I'm reading the comic wrong
>>275539356
>elf warrior women needing such things
Because they're cunts that think they're better than you.
But then they go mad as soon as you chop off their leg at the thigh then slaughter the rest of their caravan. They're weak inside.#justdwarffortressthings
>>275538808
Hot.
>>275539047
>paladin
>emo
>>275539943
Read down the right side first.
>>275540105
other than the fact not all elvaan are paladins there's plenty of holy types that are all about inflicting pain on themselves
>>275540010
You can geld horses now right? Elf Sterilization incoming?
>>275539838
Not him, but I can see his point. I wouldn't be too intimidated by an opponent who looked like that...But my dick would be
>>275539306
>mfw looking up the rest of this
>>275540390
Yes you would, in fact, your IQ would drop 50 points and you would not know even how to speak, like it often happens when men are close to extremely attractive girls
>>275540003
Judy actually did wear a full set of armor.
You know, when she had a dragon to carry her around everywhere.
>>275540390
what about if she just cut down a hundred of your comrades and you can see she clearly hasn't taken so much as a scratch
>>275540606
A filthy dagger ear doing anything other than sucking a hundred of my comrades dicks is highly unlikely.
>>275540569
Share the love bro
>>275540003
>Judith
>Elf
No.
>>275540724
she has superior elf strength and dexterity combined with hundreds if not thousands of years of training and combat experience. you would be nothing more than an insect to her, about to be exterminated. you're not even worthy to lick her boots
>>275540569
post sauce friend
>>275540830
And hundreds to thousands of years of repressed lust. Superior strength and dexterity just means she can take a harder dicking than usual.
>>275540301
That's a demon, not a elf.
they're always either
>short wood people obsessed with muh nature
>tale magic beings obsessed with muh supremacy
or
>tiny snow people obsessed with muh christmas
>>275537783
It's a way of drawing allegories to racism without having to do something crazy like including a black person in the game.
>>275540964
the only interaction your dick is going to get with her is underneath the pointed heel of one of her boots.
>>275540964
>>275539001
>mfw episode 4 was beyond shit.
Terrible animation and terrible scenes with a shitty non ending.
Still doesn't top fucking Annerose. Now THAT was next gen tier bollocry.
Breaking in a proud race of uppity bitches feels good.
>>275541137
ep 3 was much worse
>>275541056
I don't care if a game calls something a demon, if you have no horns and elven ears, you are an elf.
how come elves are always either really short, or really tall?
>>275539153
My nigga.
>>275541131
Kinky
>>275540784
Elf equivalent, doesn't make the Elvaan or the Newmen any less elf like.
>>275541167
At first I thought that the scarf/whatever piece of cloth that is, was a huge pink horse cock.
>>275541193
nigger detected
>>275541227
I can't stay mad at episode 3. It's as close to slutty goblin hentai we are ever gonna get.
>>275541374
No, but i see the appeal.
>>275540584
Wasn't particularly very good armor, outside disguising her gender to the cast.
Didn't really do much for the viewer.
>>275541137
At least the sex empire was declared
>>275541541
My dick is now diamonds.
>>275541227
3 had loli fucking though.
>>275541440
>Nipple piercings
Disgusting .
>>275541692
Do you even know what that bear means?
>>275539153
Sauce please?
>>275538137
she is not an elf she is a space asian
Because they're a stand-in for distant, spoiled upper class women, just like how orcs are a stand in for BBC
>>275538482
It still hurts to this day.
>>275541834
Space Asian elf.
>Elves
>>275541258
That's actually an interesting question.
In traditional Germanic or Icelandic folklore elves were small, similar to faeries, dwarves, or demons.
But then Tolkien came along and made his own race of elves for the Hobbit, which set a new precedent of elves being tall and beautiful.
So it comes down to whether the lore-writers are going by ancient myths or more modern fantasy stereotypes.
>>275538913
Do you guys know what my fetish is? Its meeting a woman like in anons pic anddominating the shit out of her. I cant be the only one, right?
>>275541732
>Not wanting to lick and bit them.
You must be so goddamn boring in bed.
>>275541819
You mean spurdo spärde lörs lärä?
Pedobear is a completely different thing.
>you will never be an elf slave who exists only to breed with the lesser races
>>275539306
We just not gonna sauce this?
But who is best vidya elf?
>>275541541
I want to play her.
>>275542349
why even be a superior species if you can't take advantage of your position? I bet you donate to poor kids in africa
>>275542643
But i'm captured and there's no escape.
>>275540767
>>275540839google 'we must expose the wickedness of orcs to the world'
>>275542690
you don't get to be a superior species by being the type that can be captured with no escape. you'd just use ancient elf magic to teleport or shapeshift through your bindings or whatever
What about half-elves?
Bonjour
>>275541351
I was so disappointed that it wasn't.
>>275537783
>elves always mistreated
I agree entirely OP. Elves are constantly mistreated in video games, with the recent shit by Bioware being the most foul example.
Not enough games allow you to murder, conquer, and subjugate the filthy elves.
SJW types made it so no mainstream games in 2014 have a single instance of an elven woman being mentally broken in slavery.
>>275541819
Do you even memes dude srsly
Where did this sex slave elf concept originate?
>>275542915
Let's just say they put bugs in my brain that prevent me from using my elven powers.
Why you gotta ruin this for me
>>275539153
Holy shit, this is so fucking true.
>>275542024
Elves being tall and beautiful derives from Norse mythology's alfar, nature/fertility spirits related to the Vanir
>>275543182
because you're fantasyfu a shit and you're trying to debase a proud species with your sick desires
>>275542027
I used to fantasize about beating and torturing a cute female character until I started to feel bad for her. Now I don't feel anything when I think about it.
>Can make characters with elf ears in character creation
>It's never mentioned or noticed and no one wants to bully the elfrisen
Remember the Sunwell.
>>275543156
I think it was popularized through Japanese hentai games and manga. It's sort of a natural extension of the "high and mighty, beautiful non-human" character.
>>275542349
>You will never be a faggot who wants to be raped
>>275537783
Elves? It's the poor orcs that are mistreated
>>275543437
>cool elves
Not in WoW!
