New Witcher thread
I'm sure we'd like to discuss some more shit.
Old thread
>>273881720
First for best waifu
>The issue of the engagement of Geralt was for us, the writers, one of the most difficult problems to solve. The trouble came from couple of reasons:
>- Many players don't know Yennefer at all. The forum is not representative in this respect, because it brings together the core fans and the game will be played by a wider range of people.
>- Triss was Geralt's partner in the previous installments of the game, but again you have to acknowledge the fact, that not every player will be familiar - for example, many console players.
>- From books we know, that Yennefer had a particular bond with Geralt. But the common experiences of Triss are livelier and more up to date. And sincere (because of amnesia).
>- Oh and do not forget about Ciri. She's not a sexual partner, but then, love life is not just about sex. If Ciri is back in Geralt's life, it must be assumed, that Geralt begins to look at the world with her mind (sorry enigmatic, but do not want to reveal the details).
Don't hold your breath. Everytime we manage to have one nice and civil thread, the next one is a fucking disaster.
Party at thanned with all these slutty witches
:3
>>273899391
>tfw will never give Ciri the D
>>273899023
Have they posted the current look of Yennefer?
>>273899519
You know you could banned for this, nigga
Where were you, when Geralt became handsome, mellow, fatherly figure?
Anyone know where I can pirate the English audiobooks?
Only been able to find the first one thus far.
>>273899791
In 2 fucking trailers now.
Do you like Dryads?
![ESRB_The_Witcher_3_Wild_Hunt_-_35min_gameplay_demo.mp4_snapshot_09.48_[2014.10.05_11.29.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H2eFNY2.jpg "ESRB_The_Witcher_3_Wild_Hunt_-_35min_gameplay_demo.mp4_snapshot_09.48_[2014.10.05_11.29.09].jpg")
>>273899830
>>273899023
enjoy your bioware-like game by polish retards who are late to the party
stupid nordlings
![ESRB_The_Witcher_3_Wild_Hunt_-_35min_gameplay_demo.mp4_snapshot_08.01_[2014.10.05_11.29.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvt2J8X.jpg "ESRB_The_Witcher_3_Wild_Hunt_-_35min_gameplay_demo.mp4_snapshot_08.01_[2014.10.05_11.29.41].jpg")
>>273900021
>>273899023
>Play witcher 1
>finish it
>play it again years later
>Alvin tells you his favorite game is "Kill the Elf"because he always gets picked as grand master
FFFFFFUUUUUUU
>>273900021
he reminds me of snake
>>273900165
Kill the squirrel.
>>273899830
>>273900021
>>273900140
Why is he so wierd looking? They put so much effort into making him look old and bruised but they textured him like a barbie doll.
>>273900021
I just noticed, isn't the medallion a lot bigger than usual?
>>273900327
depends on translation i suppose
>>273900396
Thank consoles.
What a disaster...
>The Evil that witchers fight stems from chaos, from actions aimed at disturbing order. For where Evil spreads, Order cannot be established. Instead of the light of wisdom, the glimmer of hope and the glow of warmt, darkness ensues. And in darkness you find nothing but blood, fangs and claws... like in the outskirts.
>Nicely put, but as young Cerro said to King Vridank on their first date: "Does it have any practical uses?"
>The right of witchers to live and function in this world has fallen out of balance, because the struggle between Good and Evil now plays out on a different battlefield with different rules. Evil has ceased being chaotic. No longer a blind, elemental power, Evil follows rules according to the rights it's been granted, It functions in line with treaties...
>That's progress. With more of us living longer, we can slaughter one another in the thousands.
>Progress is like a herd of pigs. The herd brings many benefits, but no one should wonder at the all the shit.
>Shit or no shit, witchers exist to slay monsters. How can i when the real monsters hide behind ideals, faith or the law...?
>Witchers will always be needed, no matter where that pig herd leads us.
>>273899023
i'd shrek that cunt m8
>>273899023
I'm sorry but unless you are a bookfag (speaking of which, bookfags need to calm down about what is and is not canon. This is an adaption, there isn't any reason for it to follow the same plot) Triss should be your default girl. Yenn has gotten zero screen time and will more than likely will be a hyperbitch cunt. Triss, on the other hand, has been nothing but loving and helpful to Geralt through game 1 and 2. Also, you could always forsake both and be a stupid piece of shit that can't stop getting involved in politics.
>>273900520
>>273899519
Man that is the only reason I let Sile live and was favorable to all other decisions towards the witches. No matter how far fetched those desires are.
>>273900589
I am a bookfag and i never liked Yennefer and don't know what Geralt sees in her. She is indeed a hypercunt bitch
>>273899830
I liked it better when he looked like a homeless bum who "fights monsters" and "makes potions"
Now he just looks like a generic handsome hero
>>273900618
This is the power of PC? pft
Who is the creepy dude in the back
Why is Ciri the best looking grill?
>>273900893
Elder blood.
>>273900849
The weird part is it looks like you photoshopped it in.
Despite the fact I know better.
I wasn't in the last thread so I'm sure it's been answered already: Did Ciri ever get fucked by a man? I mean, Kayleigh almost fucked her, Bonhart just groped her I guess and she never got to fuck the Elf King
I guess maybe she got the D from that knight of the round table she met
>>273900849
This man is your friend. He fights for freedom.
>>273900849
He's wearing a mask so it must be Letho since he is supposed to be dead so he has to hide his identity.
>>273899023
I want to see Geralt fuck Ciri.
>>273900019
Yes. Post more.
>>273899830
yea, he is too handsome. even in TW2 the whores tell him 'you are ugly, but at least remarkable ugly.'
I loved when he looked TW1-badass-ugly
>still giving a shit about Witcher 3 after the massive downgrade
>>273901104
I want to see Ciri fuck Geralt.
>>273901104
sick!
>>273901052
Check the gameplay trailer at 1:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fadFLpK8sHI
>>273901104
Never gonna happen
Sapkowski would die just so he could spin in his grave
>>273900140
>>273900021
>>273899830
>>273901293be advised
:^)
daily reminder to never support any elf groups in any TW game
Please do not sexualize the daughterfu
>>273900849
My money is on Regis
he's probably still fucked up, so he wears a mask
post yfw witcher 4 will star Ciri
In the books Geralt was so scarred and shit that his demonic grin would creep people out
>tfw no Geralt like that
>>273901346
But the elf routes are the best
>>273901379
I'm going to sexualize the fuck out of her right now, I'dcuddle withCiri.
>>273901385
Holy shit dude that is a clever picture
Spoilers though, I would've been fucking mad one month ago before I finished the books
>we want the Bioware Audience
How long until they make Geralt gay now?
>>273901385
pls cdpr
>>273901346
I gave them the crates.
They were waiting for them.
They even paid for them beforehand.
There was no reason to slay them.
I'm a rational Witcher.
>>273901410it will never happenWitcher 3 concludes with either everything going to shit or Ciri becoming the empress
>>273901219
English isn't your first language, huh?
>>273901346
Do you not like elves?
>>273901385
Regis is dead
I don't care how old and powerful he was, he got fucking burned to cinders
>>273901475
>not know this epic maymay
>>273901554
I can't wait to marry Zoltan
>>273901478
They are less boring, I give you that. And since its a vidya to entertain you, its ok to do elf routes.
But its not good if try to play with the lore and this fuckers are just terrorists.
>>273899023
>Sword
>not a crossbow
>>273901681
regis is fucking confirmed for the game
>>273900849
That's just Tris. I know that man jaw confused you, but she's actually a woman.
>>273901718
*knowing
>>273901648
no, why?
>>273901750
source? that's dumb
what's next, Milva's miscarriage is somehow alive?
>>273901652
I love my elves in Forgotten Realms setting. In TW I want them all to burn while hanging.
>>273901787
>>273901410
lol witchers wear high heels now ?
>>273901826
He knew that that nigga wasn't shooped in m80
>>273900210
>>273900019
love them, remember NwN1 quest that revolved around a dryad and an ugly witch?
What's better witcher 3 or dragon age: inquisition?
>>273901410
They said that if they are ever going to return to the universe, it's not going to be for many, many years.
>>273901915
I fucking love Elves in Witcher
It always feels like Sapkowski hates them as well
>HUMANS ARE ALL INFERIOR
>pls disregard the fact that they fucking drove us out of every city we had built
>>273902007
I only remember one dryad, in the druid grove
>>273901867
you can't kill a fucking high vampire with brute force
i wanna fug ciri but the devs say i cant DDDDD:
>>273902031
>>273901971
aw yeah, second oration was kinda confusing for me.
>>273901867
Why not. Even Triss came back from the dead in the book.
And its not that far fetched for a level one-hundred vampire lord.
I loved Regis in the books I want him alive ;_;
>>273902031
The better question would be:
"What's better shit or dragon age: inquisition"It's shit.
Someone explain the books' ending to me
>Ciri transports Yen and Geralt to save Geralt from death
>then goes on to teleport further like an idiot instead of staying with them
Why?
Who would want to play Witcher 3 when Dragon Age: Inquisition exists?
>>273902137
>high magic
>brute force
Vilgefortz was no amateur at magic.
>>273901985
>Kojima was behind the witcher series all along
>>273902232
Triss wasn't dead, they just buried a burned to shit body and assumed it was her
>>273902137
There's no pieces left that can regenerate
>>273902327
CIS scum, obviously.
>>273902260
Her planet needed her.
>>273902260the space elves never stoped chasing her
>>273902369
Ashes.
>>273902327
Why would you date girls in real life when you can troll a chinese cartoon website
>>273902369
even if he got blasted to fucking atoms (he wasn't, there was still ash) he would come back
I want to fuck Mozaïk
>>273902412
>hurr durr elves are so superior but we're still chasing you because we lost the gate magic and want you to fuck one of us
fucking elves man
>>273902086
this
>This fucking imbeciles! Lets wait for them to die out, since their lifes are short.
>Btw, since we are droven out into some shit area and most of us are starving, do anyone of you know how this 'three-field crop rotation' works?
women hating man-babies
so /v/
>>273902526
>>273902482
So high vampires are fucking Alex Mercer now?
Gerald without mutations
>>273902118
and you had to get a mirror from her that makes anyone who looks into it think they are pretty and give that mirror to the ugly old witch, I really liked act to visuals and locations so I still remember most of the quests around Port Llast (or whatever it was called)
anyway, dryads are best girls, always
>>273901985
>Nobody knows how long witchers live
>turns out they are immortal
>Big Boss is actually Geralt
>>273902662
Dropping a drop of blood into ashes remains of a vampire so he regenerates is a common trope amongst vampires.
>>273901985
>>273902352
it was kojima all this time
>>273900618
>those cute ass wolves
>>273902679
I actually like it
>>273901985
needs to invert the sides, so the scar and eye patch match
also Geralt's nose is a little bit too long
>>273902871
and you're saying one of the most powerful wizards in the world didn't know how to kill a vampire for good
>>273902567
Elves are dying because they got bored of sex.
No really, that's the canon explanation.
Instead of fucking among themselves they prefer to fuck humans because it's something new, kinky and exciting to them.
>magic users are usually women
>the most powerful one is actually a male
sexiiiist
>>273902679
that's actually really cool
>>273903232
If he knows shit like killing vampires, why didnt he knows shit about killing a stupid witcher and a confused sorceress?
>>273903476
Because Geralt is a Mary Sue and Sapkowski needed a climax that killed the antagonist
>>273903380
Not bored, but their ovulation period is way longer than human's. D'hoine are simply outbreeding them.
Reminder: Never trust any sorcerer
NEVER
E
V
E
R
>>273903380
Not just that. For some reason their reproduction works better with humans.
Every human cock made a elf pregnant. Its like elfs became more and more sterile towards each other.
And this is the storyhow Nilfgaard was born.
>>273903692
>not trusting Yen or Triss
>>273901410
Looks like an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL attempt at fanfiction. From the character design up to the special snowflake name.
>>273903232
Regis wasn't even in the fight, he appeared high on blood and interrupted them.
Vilgeforzt just him out of the way. He probably knows how to properly kill a vampire for sure.
>>273901410
why witcher cat medallion? she was essentially geralt's apprentice, and that would make her a disciple of the wolf school
>>273903637
It's been ages since i read the books but i remember some old ass elf explaining the bored part to Geralt in some cave.
Humans breading like rabbits certainly doesn't help.
>>273903806
>read the books
How different is the story when you side with Iorveth over Roche?
>>273902679
Why is his hair brown? Shouldn't it be blonde?
>>273903806
she took it from Bonhartit also foreshadows that she is a little bit on the freaky side, as per Season of Storms
>>273903692
Its time to stop posting Radovid
>>273903917
All of chapter 2 is different, around half of 3 also.
>>273903801
>>273903782
You know jack shit about her and it's showing.
If you show genuine interest, I will tell you about her.
>>273904006
>a little bit on the freaky side
>a little bit
She's nuts, the frozen lake scene in the books was fucking terrifying.
>>273903917
Basically
Roche
Less Chapter 2, more chapter 3
Iorveth
More Chapter 2, less chapter 3
Do both. It's worth it.
>>273904006
>you will never meet a mad, sick and threatening villain like Bonhart in a vidya
>>273904171
>implying you wouldn't went it on them just like she did.
>>273904216
I wouldn't say Roche has less Chapter 2
I was definitely disappointed at the bullshit they pull in Iorveth Chapter 3 though
>>273901412
not him, but exactly how did teleporting geralt save his life? did she teleport him out of space and time? to a place where people don't die?
>>273902057
This made me mad for a minute and then I remembered Cyberpunk 2077. I'll be alright, I guess.
>>273903982
well, his mother was a redhead and I am not sure about Korin
>>273903380
>yrw when you realized whites are the elves, and humans are the shitskins of the witcher world.
>>273904359
Basically
Did you not play Witcher 2?
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Malus_Island
>>273904032
>this fucking translation
Yea I see your point, but Regis is not a normal vampire. I hope CDPR dont pull an out of the ass explanation
Why is there still plot speculation in these threads if the entire story leaked a few months ago?
>>273903380
i think its also stated at one point that female elves can become infertile with age, but (unsure about this part) human sperm somehow overcomes this infertility
>>273904359something something Arthur's mythologyEnding is open
>>273904171
that was actually pretty normal, just a self-defense with usage enviroment and ittle of MacGyvery
>>273904020
>>273904216
I just finished the Roche route earlier today. Kinda tempted to just jump in and start on Iorveths route. For my first playthrough I just went with a focus on dealing dmg with swords. What fun builds can you do in the game?
>>273904526
It was basically the same in the German translation, the book definitely pointed out that Vilgefortz knows how to kill vampires
Actually, thinking about it, I'd be cool with CDProjekt going "hurr durr but he was a HIGHER vampire" because then we'd get motherfucking Regis
What have you bought so far faggots ? I haven't picked anything yet but considering Far Cry 1-2-3 pack and Dishonored GOTY. Should i pull the trigger ?
>>273904553
>reading leaks
>>273904664
I don't like alchemy though it's supposed to be OP
Magic is pretty fun but don't expect to bring fools down quite as easily as you did with swords
>>273904743
Sillyhead
Speaking of builds, will y'all be going for swords or signs in W3?
The gameplay looks more similar to W2 so swords will probably be OP again but I just cannot shake my nostalgia and subsequent hope that signs will be as great as in W1 again ;_;
https://soundcloud.com/mikolai-stroinski/bonnie-at-morn
>>273905172
oh fuck i got this map with my W1 box
>>273901410
>muh cute waifu
>muh pretty action girl
I wish they didn't go full anime with this shit.
>>273903886
i've read the books, i guess i missed the part where she decided to keep a trinket stolen from a dead witcher she never met, representing a school she had no knowledge of, from a man who tormented her
i guess that actually fits in with the trophy thing of the games, and it is practical since there is no wolf medallion factory anymore
>>273904595
>man the author must be a huge fan of NTR to write the entire elven race around it
>>273905045
I never really liked signes in the games.
In the books witchers barely used them and they were simple magical tricks at best but in the games they are suddenly powerful as fuck.
>>273899023
>>273904664
Magic is fun, it gets quite OP in end game though, you spam Igni and just watch people burn.
Alchemy is quite nice for that tactical element starting up, but it's seriously OP mid-game
>>273905045
Going with sword, since its your main weapon and just feels more witchery.
Sigils were OP in TW2, thought its a very initeresting way to (re-)play.
If the game turns out to be too easy, I'll also try alchemy
>>273899023
I want to be the Witchette
>>273901985
For once, I agree with feminists:
That whole "gruff old white dude" shit needs to end.
>>273905339
what the fuck is your problem?
>>273905454
No, it doesn't, you latent homosexual.
>>273905172
open world Witcher 1 recreation in red engine when?
>>273905172
>>273905319
I still have it
>>273905340
She actually finds one of each kind of medallion on Bonhart's body: wolf, cat and griffon.
She then gives the wolf medallion to Geralt (who was then using a shit copy made by Fringilla Vigo) and keeps the cat medallion to herself, as she feels it fits her style.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
don't forget to vote for the most anticipated game, faggots
if they win, they will feel obligated to give show us new shit
>>273905172
So we actually never get to royal quarter?
>>273905172
Vizima is such a shithole. Foltest should have made his domain that bitching La Valette castle.
>>273900618
woah...
>>273905319
Got these from my GOG page. Gotta resize them to post though
>>273905607
and the griffin?
>>273905530
when someone bothers to make itso never
>>273900749
He's cursed with her love by a genie
>>273905446
>>273905442
>signs OP in W2
You seriously think so? I thought they were great until I actually did a swordsmanship build
I cut apart the Draug before it could even use its arrow ability once
>>273905506
Witcher was cool because it has all this realism shit.
Real sword techniques, realistically ugly faces, cities with rude poor people etc.
Now they're adding a qt waifu action girl with smudged eyeliner for anime retards to cum over.
But you fags will eat it up because MUH CD PROJEW CAN'T DO NO WRONG
DO WE HAVE FOUR PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT "THE WITCHER ADVENTURE"? IT WOULD BE COOL TO GET A /v/ GAME GOING!
>>273900749
>I am a bookfag and i never liked Yennefer
So, you only read the short story collections? Yen a cool in the novels
>>273899023
How will she put that giant sword back in its scabbard.
Fucking tell me you stupid fucks.
>>273905702
>Oxenfurt
oh baby, here we go!
dis gonna be good
>>273905607
I was initially shocked when I found out that the medallion Geralt is using isn't his own original one.
Oh well, I guess it's reasonable to assume that the one he had to begin with was passed on from a fallen witcher as well.
>>273905752
I can't remember clearly but I think she just skips that one.
>>273905752
It is a mystery
Also featured: omg symbols so deep
>>273905817
against bosses they are shit, but normal mobs magic is OP in TW2.
>>273900849
DOOM
>>273905957
me, but i'm going to sleep soon
>>273903383
>kitchen users are usually women
>the best chefs are actually males
that's just how things work
>>273906146
So is sword with that ability that makes you hit everyone at 100% damage
>yfw this soundtrack comes up in combat
https://soundcloud.com/marcinprzybylowicz/hunt-or-be-hunted
what the shit cdpr
>>273905903
>Witcher was cool because it has all this realism shit.
>Real sword techniques, realistically ugly faces, cities with rude poor people etc.
and beautiful elves
because, you know,you fucking don't, bitchthis girl has an elven gran-granma, and her being pretty was established before CDPR fucking existed
now get the fuck out of my thread and read the books, or shut your whore mouth and read what people post here
>>273906140
The medallions are only symbols?
Geralt, you pretentious asshole, start speaking sense.
Are there any other books where like 75% of the dialog is sarcastic sneers? I don't know shit about fantasy so the only thing I can think of isThe First Law
>>273906279
Actually she was average by the books. So average that old elf couldn't force himself to fuck her.
>>273906262
So? It's good music for combat
>PDF won't let me save the whole original image
FUCK YOU
>>273905903
>Real sword techniques
u wot
>>273906360
I hope Ciri will be able to do magic again, I got so fucking tired of "abloobloo I totally vowed to never magic again so I can't unless it's convenient for the plot"
>>273906360
I guess he's saying it doesn't make her a witcher?
>>273906528
the old elf couldn't force himself to fuck anything and she was 16 back then
>>273906528
would Eichmann fuck a beuatiful Slav?
>>273906262
Imagine this music in witcher combat, it would be perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePcckx4x3Uc
Bardzo nośny kawałek
>>273906668
Elf King was just the average elf
>yo my life is pretty much infinite so why not tease her 5 nights in a row?
>>273899023
So I'm trying to play the Witcher 1 and it's tedious as fuck. Is it socially acceptable to just read a synopsis and move on to 2?
Watching Zoltan hack shit with his sword was fun in TW2, hope we get more of that.
>>273906279
>muh books explain why she has retarded anime eyeliner
SPOILERS: I actually read all the books. It was long before first Witcher was even announced (except that ancient never-released thing from thief era).
>>273906668
what a faggot
>>273905957
What the fuck is that even about? What kind of gameplay does it have?
>>273906771
No
>baaaaaw I need action combat
Go play CoD
>>273906771
>b-but it's a good game, anon
>>273906746
im about to puke anon
>>273906885
It's a fun board game.
>>273906531
Hold the fuck up, Geralt has a beard now?
>>273906631
CD Project actually studied several books about sword fighting.
In W1 you've got some unusual "tricks" like halfswording and bashing niggas with the "wrong side" of the sword.
It's not all just Bioware style "sword is a mace" shit.
tfw no mustached witcher
>>273899023
Ok you fags, which Witchers should I play before picking up 3, in order to get into the story, lore etc.?pls no bully ;(
>>273904606
>Man half frozen already in the water, barely grasping the edge of the ice
>Ciri slides through and slices his fingers off
>Self defense
>>273906931
+ beard style DLC coming
>>273901867
>he's not reminisced in the funeral scene
even writer said he's going to regen some time.
>>273906985
read the books
>>273906973
It might be one of the beards in the kit, who knows.
>>273906890
It's not that. It's just so much waiting unless I find a fireplace to meditate at that I can't enjoy the game
>>273906985
1 and 2
and books
>>273906931
You didn't know?
>>273906985
>play
read the bloody books, scrub
then play 1 and 2
>>273906985
Depends on what you consider important in a game.
2 for gameplay or muh grafix, 1 for story.
None for music or balance.
>>273906631
they had a real swordman do the movements.
the guy is back for tw3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgKiPEBYdU
we may see some movements from tw1 back in tw3.
>that glorious dev long hair
>>273906985
To get everything you need to read the books then first game and then second.
>>273907026
American definition
>>273907098
Aren't fireplaces fucking marked on the map?
>>273907141
fuck you hard Witcher games have god tier sountracks
>>273907141
>None for music
You guys are kidding yourselves if you think this game is going to be any good. The last two were complete shit, with 2 suffering from Crysis syndrome (praise the hell out of the graphics, but don't say shit about the terrible and boring gameplay).
>>273907086
>>273907118
>>273907135
>>273907243
Will do just that, then.
>>273907127
HAHAHAHA
>>273907141
>none for music
1.
>>273906746LOL
>>273907347
Oh god
I thought I had fun with the gameplay of both games and that I absolutely loved the writing and story
Guess I was wrong all along!
>>273907393
Read them in release order, i.e.
>Last Wish
>Sword of Destiny
>The novels
>>273907347
thank you for your invaluable input
you can now proceed to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw
>>273907254
Yeah but still, I don't like all the waiting. And I know you can do side-quests and stuff but it just doesn't interest me
>>273907347
>The last two were complete shit
good post, anon
>>273907542do you actually like RPGs?
