New Spongebob quotes thread
>COME ON, GARRY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb
STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
>MIHOYMINOY!
>First go like this...Spin around- Stop! Double take three times! One. Two. Three. Theeenn PELVIC THRUST. Whhooohhh whooohh! Stop on your right foot- DON'T FORGET IT. Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it a-round town. Then you do this. Then this. And this, then that and this and that and this and this and that and then...
>>272050735
Hello pole
>>272050365
>>272050882
Stop forgetting your images.
>WELL IF YOU TAKE YOUR LEG AND STICK IT IN THE AIR AND YOU CAN TAKE THE OTHER ONE AND JAM IT RIGHT UP THERE, YOU TWIST YOURSELF AND GIVE A GREAT BIG LUNGE. Now you're doing, the Sponge
>
>>272051057
I'm on mobile
>I love money-ay!
>Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!
>>272051175
That's not an excuse.
![zero-escape-virtues-last-reward-review[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vRuJvP5.jpg "zero-escape-virtues-last-reward-review[1].jpg")
>“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!!!!
>"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
>And Squidward, I want you to have my can opener.
>And I thought this friendship would never pay off.
>>272051459
god fucking dammit
Everytime I see this one I lose my shit
>DUMB PEOPLE ARE BLISSFULLY UNAWARE HOW DUMB THEY REALLY ARE
>Dota2 community
>Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
>You mean like a weenie? OK!
>>272050816
Its funny because it could be switched out for any modern capcom fightan.
>Did you hear that?! We get an assignment!
>>272051745
You have the snail race except the snails are the 8th gen consoles?
>"Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you're spending all me hard-earned cash?!"
>>272051805
>may i take your hat sir
>Win this one because I told you to
>BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOO
>Any Underage Panty Quest Game
>Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
>I hate all of you.
>>272052083
>>272051745
Fucking mods did he ever finish the story?
>>272051745
I lost it after Beyond: Two Souls.
>>272051418
>Ground Zeroes
>>272051341
not video game related
>>272052435
>>272052570
I remember someone made a video about that. My friend sent me it and I knew a /v/irgin made it
>>272052570
Is Spongebob the most quotable kid's show? I can't think of anything else that has as many memorable lines.
>>272052912
Is this it?
http://vimeo.com/99423361
"Oh, no, these aren't homemade. These were made in a factory. A BOMB factory.They're bombs."
>Adventurers
I love karate!
I love kara-te!
>Recette
I love money-ay.
>That one fucking little girl who won't buy above 103%
I hate all of you.
>>272051341
Ah, 2006.
>>272053097
Yep. Thanks, m8.
Its really funny because my friend that sent it doesnt go on 4chan
YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD.
...don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
RIP my broken WW copy
>>272052614
>>272051745
The OP for that thread here.
Yes. I finished it on 8ch.
I have a new episode in the works too, I need to make the images.
Is Spongebob like the Simpsons for autists? The only places I see people quoting it is here and /co/.
>>272052393
Underrated
>>272053570
Spongebob pre-movie was fucking 10/10 comedy gold.
>>272052393
>>272053795
dont respond to the shitposter, you idiot
>>272053570
i felt only pity for you who have never know the joy of watching sponge bob
>>272052393
nice
"YOU DOODLE!
ME SPONGEBOB!"
>tfw shows like Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents and The Simpsons will never return to their old quality
Dayum shame
>What do you usually do when I'm gone?
>Wait for you to come back.
>FOOD....WATER....ATMOSPHERE
>>272054063
>mfw Fairly odd parents after poof
Anyone got something for, "I've come for your pickle."?
>That's his...
>eager face
>>272053990
I watched it as a kid. There was nothing particularly memorable about it other than the gimmick of him being a sponge with square pants.
>>272054151
Sonichu.
All those weeb "visual novels"
>Did you see my underwear?
> No
>Did you want to?
>>272054063
I stopped watching Fairly Odd Parents and recently I found out Cosmo and Wanda had a kid and that Timmy had died and turned into a fairy. Weird shit.
>>272054456
>Timmy had died and turned into a fairy
That's too retarded to believe
>>272054393
Why did you put visual novels in quotes?
Visual novels are visual novels
>>272054456
you missed the part where they got a talking fairy dog
"Are ya ready kids?
...I can't heeeeeeeaaaaaaaar yoooooooooouuuuuuu!"
>that smell, that smelly smell that smells
>smelly
>anchovies
>>272054508
It's fucking true. Not even that guy, but just google it
>>272054241
the show has a lot of good jokes, not just him being sponge. But if you go back and watch it now you'll be too jaded to enjoy it fully.
>>272054241
i feel bad for you
>>272051415
>Okay, the secret formula is-
>credit roll
>>272054624
I didn't find anything about that, but I read a page from the wiki and it said something about Timmy wishing for everyone to stay the same age for 50 years so he could keep his fairy god parents.
What the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2X5lqpXpBQ
![oWnfFaS[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5QH6mwQ.png "oWnfFaS[1].png")
>ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS
>eeeeeeeelllsssss
"Hmmm, a five letter word for happiness?...
Money".League of Legends interchangable with any EA game, or any recent game published by Activision
JELLYFISHING JELLYFISHING JELLYFISHING
>>272053410
Upload it on this thread Please
It's not just a boulder! *sniff* It's a rock!
are you feeling it mr.krabs?
"THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA"
>>272053410
Does 8ch have an archive or anything like that?
"MY LEG"
>It feels like somebody.... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
>>272054456
>Timmy had died and turned into a fairy
I'm gonna need some source on that
"Alright, fine! Take me to robot pirate island! I want to arm-wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV!"
>>272056058
>HE'S JUST STANDING THERE
>MENACINGLY
>Who you callin' Pinhead?
>So this is what I get for working over time.
>>272054971
I'm assuming that's a meta joke about how characters in cartoons never age (for example, Ash Ketchum is still 10).
>SOILED IT
>>272051341
I smurked
>I'm going to give that legless fiend what fer and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me!
>tomorrow for sure
>>272055357
>First Wormy, then Squidward, Mr. Krabs. That creature has taken three lives too many! We must inform the citizens. Evil is at surface. The fate of Bikini Bottom is in our hands, Patrick. Now let's roll!
>Aye aye, Captain!
>"Nosferatu!"
>Get back on the ship.
>IT'S STIIIIL A MYYSTERYYY.~
We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food!
>>272056737
>>272056737
"OH yeah the door is locked.... good thing I keep a spare key under the mat. GRRR!"
(Fuck you mobile)
>>272054456
Timmy was always a little fucking fairy.
>>272056908
>get back on the ship
>>272056737
"It's the best friends forever, best friends forever, ring"
>>272056534
actually he is at least 11, they had an episode about him and pikachus one year anniversary
>>272054971
Look up the second live action movie with Drake Bell
>>272056730
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
>HOOPLA! HOOPLA!
>(*gets hit with brick)
>>272057615
>P.O.O.P.
#DeadOrbit4Life
>>272055357
>>272056730
>>272057541
>Hey Spongebob, can I borrow the cheese bucket?
>>272057802
kek. Probably more accurate.
*picks up paper* Why thank you, Sandy. I would like one. Take patty. Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. Take bite...
>tfw italian
>tfw can't catch these quotes fully because I saw it with italian voice acting only
I guess he laughs the sameway in murrica too, so:
>"EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH"
>>272058037
>>272057541
>>272056730
>>272055357
>Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
[any Sandy Cheeks quote]
>>272058674
>I'm hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!
>>272058403
>Burnout Paradise was the last good Burnoput game
>It´s been 6 years since the last great Criterion game
>>272059329
Just installed vanity pack today and were surprised to see several games open.
Felt good
OH but I will. Even if I have to come back the next day.
And the next day.
>Don't you have to be stupid some where else?
>Not until 4
>>272051058
We've been duped!
Duped!
Baboozled!
We've been smeckledorfed!
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
>That thing's green! HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Hey is that Purple? Purple is my favorite color!
>This ain't half bad!
>>272058269
>*action*
>>272060935
*cuts dick off Danny Glover style*
>>272060821
son of a fucking bitch doc
>>272060821
doc are you sure this is the right treatment. its a different color than usual
These threads just remind me how great Spongebob was up until the movie.
>This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is...advanced darkness.
>>272054618
LOOK AT IT
>>272054456
Timmy died and turned into a fairy... I don't know if I actually fucking believe this, but you're not lying.
>>272062517
>>272060015
>what CSGO Matchmaking does to a man.gif
"So, how long have you two ladies known each other?"
"WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
>>272054059
underrated post
>>272052393
>>272062928
>>272052463
People like you have been bitching about stuff like this for like 8 yearsfuck off
>>272052463
Not "I'd hate you, even if I didn't hate you."
>>272063226it's a quote from the show
>>272050667
Fuck, you got me.
>>272054508
>>272055949
>>272062824
>>272057515
>Second
They made another one of those? Holy shit
>>272063575
holy actual fuck
let's get naked!
PATRICK WAIT!
![20120827083528!DmC_box_art[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/AtG583K.jpg "20120827083528!DmC_box_art[3].png")
*Mr Krabs stubs his toe*
>>272054982
underrated post
>>272063575
This is clever ruse right?
THIS is WORK?!?!
"Squidward you're ceiling is talking to me."
>>272064124
>you're ceiling
>Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!
>>272056729
>One Eternity Later
>>272062517
"Magic Conch, can I have this super-terrific sandwich?"
FUTUURE!
FUUUTUUURE!!
>>272053410
Thank you based anon
>>272064102
>women
>"Creative process"
>that fucking hipster ass pigeon with a top hat
more like belongs in the trash (yes I know someone else used it)
>>272054618
"This isn't your average every darkness... this is... advanced darkness."
>>272065097
Fuck me, "everyday".
>>272064414
>When you get screw attack and all that
WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD!!!
We've been smeckledorfed!
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEE
>>272050667
I fucking kek'd
>>272064297
You glorious bastard
"May I take your hat, sir? MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR?"
>>272056097
Underrated Post
>>272066167
proceed
We want our money back. All 46,853 of us.
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
>>272066539
Duke will forever sit on my desk
mocking me
>-Elaborate Dance-
>Who put you on the planet UGH
>>272066539
Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz.
>>272062845
>dat filename
>Cheer up! It could be worse!
>Yeah! You could be bald or have a big nose!
What kind of fool do you take me for?
He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?
>>272066947
>Spongebob doesn’t have hair. Or does he?
>…pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose
>>272066626
It's on my nightstand.
I trusted you, Duke. I really did.
>>272067363
Precisely the reason I don't want Half Life 3 at this point. I'll only get hurt.
>I can't believe I lost the Lost Episode! I never lose ANYTHING!
>What about your hand?
>Oh well that's..
>And your eye.
>Eh. I suppose-
>And-
>OH STOP IT
>you used me..for land development!
>>272067363
I still think Gearbox is going to release a new game and that might be good.
It might be the only reason I haven't tried taking a one-way trip to Balamb Garden at this point.
![Yakuza3_boxart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zN2MVfI.jpg "Yakuza3_boxart[1].jpg")
>>272067541
>>272054063
cartoons nowadays tries to hard to be "random" and ends up being shit,like that show uncle grandpa
>>272066790
Anon, this is one of the best.
Thank you.
>>272067626
If there's anyone you shouldn't trust, it's Gearbox.
>>272067672
Honestly, that ten minute little premiere thing that came out like a year or so ago wasn't bad.
>>272054063
watch Gravity Falls, anon.
>>272067672
The only current western cartoon I can think of that's consistenly funny isRick and Morty
But that isn't for kids
OH MY GOD
A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST
>>272067906
if we're talking kids shows gravity falls takes the cake
it's fucking great
>>272067906
Gumball is pretty consistently funny. Regular show has its moments too.
I might just like gumball because Nicole pushes all the right buttons, though.
>>272067972
I lost it.
>>272067995
>>272067902
It's also got the guys behind Homestar Runner on the writing team.
WHAT THE FUCK MADE SPONGEBOB SO GOOD
WHY IS IT STILL FUNNY
10 YEARS LATER
WHY
THIS ISN'T NOSTALGIA EITHER
I'M CRACKING THE FUCK UP READING THIS THREAD
I also liked Phineas and Ferb.
Is that bad, anon?
>>272068104
They had good writers. Same reason why seasons 5-8 of Simpsons still hold up so amazingly well.
>>272068104
Quality lasts.
It's one of the best indicators of quality.
>>272068093
Yeah, but even the seasons before him arrive were great. The whole crew behind the show is amazing.
Also a former Simpsons writer from seasons 4 - 8 are on the show.
>>272068040
Regular Show is fucking great. Really captures the life of idiot 20 year olds
>>272067541
>now let me tell ya a little somethin' about real estate
>it's all about location
>>272068172
>>272068219
It's so odd. I can go back and watch some old show like I don't know, Dexter's Lab and not really laugh. I'll giggle and be like "oh i remember that". But Spongebob is legitimately funny.
>>272068104
Someone post some good clips, I feel like watching it now.
>>272068389
Not entirely. If it truly did there would have been episodes of rigby walking on on mordecai getting a leg over.
20 year olds filtered through the expectations of a 14 year old.
>>272067906
Have you seen Clarence? It seems pretty underrated.
>>272067830
>Uncle Grandpa
The premier is ok, but nothing after that is any good at all.
>>272052393
>>272054618
This is why I still come here.
>>272069016
The only good thing about Uncle Grandpa is the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
>>272054241
>gimmick of him being a sponge with square pants
except it's hardly a gimmick. in fact both his squareness and his spongeness are hardly ever mentioned at all and his character has nothing to do with those things
>>272054618
>>272054241
>square pants
>a gimmick
How the fuck would YOU shape a rectangular sponges pants?
It's a little itchy... What's this game made of?REHASHES
>OK, Patrick, it's all in the technique!
> First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
>>272066790
God damn't anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmdUKbbYoE
>>272066956
>Already half Squidward
*FSSSH*
I was just looking for the /sp/ board, Gary!
> Krabs: I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
> SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
>What's next Patrick?
>I got it, "Fum is Chum!"
How am I supposed to enjoy this game without my preorder bonus?
>>272066539
>I'm ugly and im proud
>>272052570
I'll do you one better.http://47drift.tumblr.com/post/65697878768/rip-nintendo-3ds-swapnote-december-22-2011
>>272067972
alternatively
Squidward: [pokes head back into tent, blowing SpongeBob and Patrick back with his loud voice] That's it! I'm in! I'll show you camping! [runs into his house]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] Squidward's gonna come camping with us! [both climb out of tent and giggle]
Squidward: [emerges with large camping backpack] Now you'll see how a real... ugh! [falls face forward on the ground, squished by the immense backpack] ...outdoorsman does it! [climbs out from underneath; pulls pouch from backpack] Here we are, my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn. [SpongeBob takes out binoculars, Patrick a notepad and a pair of half-moon glasses; Squidward tosses pouch into the air and presses the remote, but the power fizzles and the tent appears, unassembled in a pile on the ground]
SpongeBob: That was great, Squidward, but how do you get inside?
Patrick: Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.
Squidward: It isn't put up yet, you idiots! [grumbles, picking up the tent and fiddling around with it and accidentally rips it]
SpongeBob: [still acting like he and Patrick are taking notes] Customization!
Patrick: Genius!
>>272070097
>squidward is EA and shoves it in his face
easy one
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! For the money"
What's a good game for
>"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma."
>>272070454
> Are they laughing at us?
> No Patrick, they are laughing next to us
>>272070482
Psychonauts
>Wait a minute, Patrick...I'M the maniac!"
>>272070482
E.Y.E.
>>272070482
STILL. NO. RIDLEY.He's been hiding Ridley on the Pyrosphere the whole time!And there's the boss fight from Brawl too!And there's the Ice Climbers!And... There's my clone!
>“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are"
>>272067972
Holy fuck lol
> that episode where Spongebob and Patrick discover "sentence enhancers"
Very few things make me laugh my fucking ass off but holy shit that episode was great
>>272067972I don't get it
>>272070869
Game's a buggy mess and things sometimes float around.
YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR BACKLOG AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT
>>272063719
>>272064063
did a check and saddly it's truth
he became a fairy and because of this he loses cosmo and wanda, so they are assigned as godparents to the new 2 kids of this movie and timmy stays with tootie, making previous episode showing they would be their kids godparents completely useless
>>272063575
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
>>272054456
DUDE
WHAT
I used to be a wimp before anchor armsNow I'm just a shitty gameplay mechanic
>>272069186
Yeah but that gag gets old fast. It stops being funny quickly.
>>272071054
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MODERN STATE OF TELEVISION PALLY
>>272071185
HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>272063575
This is just fucking stupid.
>>272071185
Is this still canon?
Say what you want about the live action adaption of Fairly Oddparents, but the casting for Crocker was fucking good
