>Goat = Xbone
goat?
That's a deer.
that is clearly a moose you fucking shit-sniffing dong lord.
>>270828913
No it's dead.
You're right, OP. X-Box One is GOAT
>>270828690
>goat
>>270828690
>Goat = PS4 games
Have you guys ever had an Elk burger? It's delicious, what does venison taste like?
>squirrel = battle field series
>duck = EA
>>270828690
Was he not able to get out of the water or did he have a heart attack and ended up falling in the pool?
>>270828690
How can you mistake a deer for a goat?
>>270829024
>I don't get i-
>...
>>270828690
I can't stop laughing. This is so fucked up.
>>270829115
Deer drown not being able to get out of pools because they're fucking stupid.
>>270828690
>goat
>implying
What the fuck, OP
>>270829276
You've apparently never been chased by one, then. I guarantee that a deer would be number one in the world at Mirror's Edge.
>>270829106
Fuck you, nature
fucking goats
>>270829106
...j-jesus that squirrel never had a chance ;_;
Why is nature so crueL?
>>270829468
I'm pretty sure I can take on a goat.
I just have to dodge it's tackle and deck it in the face, it'll be easy.
>>270829349
Maybe, but they can't into pools for some reason. I've personally seen five or so dead in in-ground setups because they just can't seem to get out of the damn things once they're in.
>Dog = Video Games
>Cliff = Gaming Crash
>>270829115
Animals are just fuckin weird around water. Had a dog when I was a kid that was healthy, albeit a little old, and one day we found the poor fucker dead in the pool. She was around that pool basically all her life, and knew how to swim, so it's still a mystery. Maybe that deer had a stroke or some shit, that's the only guess we had for the dog.
>>270829559
I've actually had to catch a duck who got past our gate and get it the hell out of our yard. Ducks are pussies but they have giant horns and are dangerous as fuck but I still grabbed it by its horns and dragged it the hell out.
Stupid ducks....their whine is hilarious tho
>>270829775
Was the solar cover on? If so, there's your answer.
i swear goats have real life hacks
The Xbone is about to catch up to the WiiU which came out a full year before and it's not that far off the PS4, and Microsoft as a whole isn't in dire straits like Sony is.
I own none of the consoles but the Xbone doesn't strike me as a failure
>>270829930
If you're about to shoot one of those goats
Would it be harder or easier to hit'em?
>>270829106
Thats a fucking rabbit.
>>270829559
Goats have a thick skull, good luck.
>>270830116
in case you hadn't noticed, people are apparently having a giggle in this thread by calling animals by the wrong name.
Yeah, I don't fucking get it either.
>>270829106
Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Of course they're assholes.
>>270829930
Ducks are fucking freaky dude.
>Deer: Xbone
>Mountain Pelican: Sony during E3
>>270830230
What's up dog
>>270830482
That goat had a family ;_;
>you will never have lvl 100 climbing
>>270829930
Goddamn noclip.
Can someone post the .gif with the deer spinning? Shit is hella funny.
>>270830598
Not after that fall. When he landed, he was lunch.
>>270829024
lol
>>270830107
>shooting goats
That's about the fastest way to get excommunicated and banned from the goat tower, you fucking fag.
>>270829930
What does that make the Golden Eagle then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I
>>270830482
superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr26BIoOFnw
>>270829276
>Deer drown not being able to get out of pools
>they're fucking stupid
For some reason, this got me.
>>270831103
did it die?
>>270831103
Natures asshole.
AKA, Football Jocks.
>Human: video game players
>Mosquito bites: industry
>>270828963
All I see is a dog
Horse = Xbone
Woman in pool = MCC
>>270831406
Quite literally, the cancer killing gaming.
Fish = Vidya industry
Guy's dick = What GG has done
>>270830482
Fucking birds are dicks!
>>270831585
fuck me im dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtBYZTkLmGg
>>270830626
Certainly not level 100 but humans are a pretty damn good class. HFY cancer aside, we can actually do a shit load.
>>270829468
That's an alpaca, you jackass
>>270832582
That's a jackass, you llama.
>>270833202
>>270833202
MODS MODS MODS
>>270833202
>>270833202
Havent seen that one in a while.
Ban hammer should be coming down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany second now
His method is extreme but he's the hero we need to kill shit threads.
>>270830483
whats updog?
>>270833202
Is clearing my cache enough?
>>270833202
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
>>270833202
>>270833202
@270828690 (You)
are u retarded or somesing m8? thats a deer
>>270833202
>>270833630
Viewing CP accidentally is not illegal.
>>270828690
>goat
It's obviously a dog you retard.
>>270833778yet
>>270833202
>little girl has hairier arms than me
>>270833778I'll be honest I was worried
>>270829024
toad = people who paid $400+ for a console
>>270833832
Why was mr.ivory riding a manatee
>>270831103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr26BIoOFnw
>>270833903
You have no control over stumbling upon someone else posting CP. Otherwise he could post it on facebook and put a billion people in jail.
>>270833903to be honest I still am. I gotta remember not to hover over dead posts
>>270833778
Say that in court fucker.
>I-i only clicked on the image of little girl because I thought it was not child pornography
>>270833995
No, HE'D go to jail.
Seeing CP on facebook doesn't land you in jail.
>>270833883
>See cute girl
>have a crush on her
>she has hairy arms
>stop thinking about it
Oh well, it's not like she notices me anyway.
>>270833943
What, they don't care as everything around them is destroyed, or ... ?
>>270834095
That's exactly what I said, retard. Check your reading comprehension.
>>270834068
Some extensions make it not necessary to click the image in order to expand it.
>>270833778
Indeed. Just don't save it to your hard drive. Obviously. You'd have to be a dipshit to get caught, regardless.
>>270834161
>That's exactly what I said, retard.
>Otherwise he could post it on facebook and put a billion people in jail.
>put a billion people in jail.
>>270834257
>Otherwise
You sure are thick boyo.
>>270833763
>>270833736
>>270833883
Aw shit what'd I miss?
How bad was it?
Was crushed dreams forever bad?
>>270834257
>Otherwise
Kill yourself.
>>270834147
Here I had a perfect excuse to post the frog punch and you had to bring up jojo canon.
>>270834318
Little girl sucking dick.
>>270829106
>>270834318
It's still in the archives
>>270833903
ur gonna get v&
no but seriously what this guy says >>270833995
shit happens, especially if you visit /b/ every now and then. You have a somewhat decent chance of hitting CP just by going to /b/ right now.
should you get arrested for some incredibly stupid reason, the police will search ur shit and realize that you actually don't have a hoard of CP stored anywhere, thus you don't fit the profile, and your reasoning of "i accidentally saw it" makes more sense
etc etc blah blah lolita on imagefap yada yada yada
>>270834318
spoonfeeding last time. It was a pic that said "this is CP"
>>270834483
epic pic! liked!
>literal goty out in 4 days
>dead
Did you mean goat = ps4 op?
>Coke=Video Games
>Milk=Jounalism
>Asian=/v/
>>270834483
They're on me! I'm getting hareless.
>>270833943
but the toad ends up going on its merry way like nothing happened
>>270834483
>>270829106
Fucking birds man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4TU_R7J3c
>>270834607
what goty?
>>270834257
are you legitimately autistic?
>>270834637
Speaks wonders about consumers these days, don't it?
>>270834672
Tropico 5
>>270834704
I am. I thought he was saying the situation would be different if he posted it on facebook for whatever reason.
My brain fucks up sometimes, please understand.
>>270834410
>Blowjobs
Just because it's cp doesn't make this an alright form of porn, how the fuck is anyone supposed to get off to a dick getting sucked?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_JoetV3ZTQ
Baby duck = Wii U
During the descent = It's development
Crashing into cliff = It's release
The end = It's current market position
>>270834965
>>270834965
Fucking stupid
>>270834548What if I have chinese pornbooks of lolis on my Hard drive?
>>270834965
I ain't clicking that shit
someone tell me what it is
>>270834965
damn mods are fast today
>>270834965
>>270835087
More CP.
>>270834557
its in the archives
>>270834965
Now you're just pissing me off.
Someone crop out the smug face and see if mod bans you for it.
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