Holy shit, I did not notice how big her boobs were. I wanna fug Samus.
Do you live under a rock?
Better take a number.
>>269374526
yes but i prefer the term 'shale'
Has any character been more thoroughly dragged through the mud than Samus?
Not that I mind since Metroid games are pretty shit but damn, I feel bad for the fans who have to deal with her only being known as a slut and not a hero who kills monsters.
shouldnt samus be fuck horrible fighting without her suit since she spends 90% of her time in it?
and that its surgically attached to her ala fusion?
>>269376217
she know bird kung fu
>>269376217
she is genetically modified with chicken genes
>>269374260
somebody post the scat samus thing
>>269375264
It's not great. I always got a 'big sister' sort of vibe from Samus before the whole Zero Suit fiasco.
Now it's REALLY awkward.
>>269376217
I didn't think it was surgically attached to her, I thought it was just near impossible to remove the suit from her by force.
Samus's rack has always been all right, but I always preferred Peach's titties.
Her ass is amazing, though.
>>269375264
If you needed any more proof that "gamers" are socially awkward virgin nerds, the transition of Samus from bretty cool bounty huntin toughgirl to dumb blue Barbie should be enough.
I don't have a problem with Bayo being super sexualized because she was created like that. But Samus was originally a space marine who happened to be female. Why did they have to ruin her with this kung-fu wetsuit garbage? Answer: it's super popular with said socially awkward virgin nerds.
I want to marry Samus
>>269378252
Way to out yourself, pal.
>>269378252
nintendo didnt do it for us westerners, they did it for japan
retro's prime samus was the tough space bounty hunter. team ninja's other m samus was titty monster fanservice, just like their dead or alive series
>>269378252
Whats wrong with the Zero Suit?
>>269379191
Too sexy.
>>269379191
not him, but i dont think sexualizing samus is wrong in and of itself
i just think portraying her as just as strong and menacing without the suit makes it seem like the suit serves no real purpose but to cover up her titties
>>269379175
But Zss was in Prime 2 and Zero Mission, both before other M
>>269375264
The downfall of Metroid:
Metroid Fusion (2002): Introduces the idea of Samus being subservient to some jackass named Adam. Lame.
Metroid Zero Mission (2004): Introduces the Zero Suit, turning the character into a part-time pin-up.
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (2007): Voices.
Metroid Other M (2010): Combines all of the above and then shaves a whole foot off of Samus' height and makes her a weak-willed waifu-type.
Love is over.
>>269380045
>Introduces the idea of Samus being subservient to some jackass named Adam.
hasnt adam been part of the lore since the early 90s?
>>269380045
>The Zero Suit is worse than the bathing suit from Metroid fucking 1.
Please stop, your head canon changes nothing.
>>269380045
>Introduces the Zero Suit, turning the character into a part-time pin-up.
Totally canon, right? Fuck yourself, fans do nothing to change a character in universe. ZSS is only a 'slut' because you think she is, fagmeister
>>269380045
>>269380294
green haired samus was hot
>>269375264
>Hur hur I wanna drag her thru mud then sex her
Somebody post that webm of samus doing that one taunt on the Wii U version (the one where she says "You're mine" while twirling)
it shows off the the exposed navel that based sakurai added in
>>269379757
You're retarded if you think anyone but the devs are at fault for her sexualization
>>269381580
He didn't say anything about who was at fault.
>>269380647
go search for Samus or Metroid on sites like Pixiv or even DA, almost all of it is porn. nobody remembers Samus as this tough bounty hunter who blew up planets, she's only known now for blowing dicks.
Just as planned
>>269382437
I'm pretty sure they remember Metroid games, there's just a lot of faggots who get bend out of shape because of what others are wanking to.
>>269380045
>shaves a whole foot off of Samus' height
Ok Dobson. You can stop now. She was never 6'3".
>>269375264
>delicious copypasta
>>269382437
>she's only known now for blowing dicks.
I fail to see how a lot of well drawn porn of an attractive character is a bad thing.
Fuckin metroid fans, I swear
